❓ Alright, so Waffle House. Fight breaks out. What you doing next?
💬 I'm watching that motherfucker. I'm watching that motherfucker. I ain't gonna record though because I ain't the type of motherfucker to record when shit starts getting crazy. But I'm definitely watching that motherfucker.
❓ What's the first thing you spend your money on after getting paid? What's the 2025 American dream? What should happen to fathers who don't take care of their kids?
💬 Joe, that motherfucker. If you know you was a motherfucker piece of shit, you shouldn't be out here having no kids. You know you a piece of shit.
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❓ What should happen to women that talk bad about their baby's father to the baby?
💬 He or she, man, if your parent, mother, if your mother talking bad about your father. When you get older, ask that man about this. I can't say what should happen to her.
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💬 I mean, Michelle Obama, but that's like, she's like older. Like, young girls, that's like, women that's like 35 and under. They not really looking at Michelle. Like, they good. I don't know. I can't even answer that question at all.
❓ Let me ask you this one. Last one, go with the lighting around. How do you know a female only wants you for your money?
💬 Oh, shit. Anytime she hit you up, she got problems. I just got a notice about how my life felt. You know, shit like that. You won't know, man. Tell me. You won't know. She always got a problem. Something going on. I feel that.
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[0.2s]SPEAKER_00:What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my main man. Say what's up, player? Yo, what up? What's going on? Alright, y'all. So, we're getting the survey done right now, so let's get into it. Let's get into it. So, man, I got some qualified questions. Number one, are you single? Are you Christian? Are you under the age of 35? I actually am 35. 35 on the dot? Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
[32.2s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, you got any kids? No kids yet, no kids. So let's do this.
[40.2s]SPEAKER_00:Alright, my man. Name something a parent would say before whooping their child. That belt. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media. Wow, Saturday night. Alright, so Waffle House. Fight breaks out. What you doing next?
[77.5s]SPEAKER_01:I'm watching that motherfucker. I'm watching that motherfucker. I ain't gonna record though because I ain't the type of motherfucker to record when shit starts getting crazy. But I'm definitely watching that motherfucker.
[90.6s]SPEAKER_00:Alright, getting in the movie it is. What's the worst thing about... Oh, you ain't from here. Talk to this.
[96.7s]SPEAKER_01:What's the number one thing a Karen does? Go to college. I did. Most motherfuckers make money that ain't even been to college. And then the motherfuckers say, what the college being did off that far? I don't know.
[144.5s]SPEAKER_00:Name the most attractive aspect of a woman's appearance that's not a body part. Alright, no problem, no problem. When should kids move out the house? When should kids move out the house?
[205.6s]SPEAKER_01:Depends on how many kids though. How many kids I got. One, two, three, six. I say if I got two kids, I'll give you 25. 25.
[221.0s]SPEAKER_00:Okay, so the more kids the lower the number goes.
[225.4s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, because look, my man. If I got 60 y'all and you 25 and then I got another one that's motherfucking with 18, 19. Like y'all going to hell now. I got y'all little brothers and sisters to beat. Y'all gots to go. I'm dead. I'm gonna help y'all get there, but listen, y'all won't have to get a fuck outta here.
[248.7s]SPEAKER_00:Alright. Why is this truck in the fast lane like this? My man, it's wild. What's the first thing you think when you hear hot girl summer? What's something that's better now than it was 20 years ago? What should happen to women who cheat?
[306.8s]SPEAKER_01:Get your ass left. What you mean? What's going to happen? You gots to go baby. She got to be single. Like you ain't got no man on her.
[316.0s]SPEAKER_00:What should happen to men who cheat?
[320.8s]SPEAKER_01:Look, same shit man. Look. You got to be by yourself. Yeah, she gonna have to leave your ass.
[327.9s]SPEAKER_00:Alright. Is snitching ever justified?
[338.4s]SPEAKER_01:Kids is on the play.
[342.8s]SPEAKER_00:Name something you wish men understood about women. They different with them. Alright. What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear baby daddy?
[368.9s]SPEAKER_01:Possibility. He gonna hit that.
[372.3s]SPEAKER_00:He can get whatever he wants. Alright. What about baby mama? Oh yeah. Same shit. Alright. Same shit. It's a constant threat right here. They go up in there. Alright. What age should you have bought a house by? What's the best part about dating?
[408.6s]SPEAKER_01:You ain't tied down to nobody for real.
[415.1s]SPEAKER_00:What's the first thing you spend your money on after getting paid? What's the 2025 American dream? What should happen to fathers who don't take care of their kids?
[465.9s]SPEAKER_01:Joe, that motherfucker. If you know you was a motherfucker piece of shit, you shouldn't be out here having no kids. You know you a piece of shit.
[488.8s]SPEAKER_00:What should happen to women that talk bad about their baby's father to the baby?
[508.5s]SPEAKER_01:He or she, man, if your parent, mother, if your mother talking bad about your father. When you get older, ask that man about this. I can't say what should happen to her.
[541.0s]SPEAKER_00:Alright. Some additional questions. Name the best skill for a wife to have. Hey, if you have this skill, you can do this. This is good for a wife to have.
[577.9s]SPEAKER_01:Alright. That nigga Lil Duval say that. When a bitch can cut grass, that's a good look. I like that.
[584.0s]SPEAKER_00:Alright.
[584.3s]SPEAKER_01:Let me see you pull that love on real quick. You feel me? Cut the grass a little bit. Like, look, I got you. I'm dead.
[590.2s]SPEAKER_00:You know why? I like that. Cut the grass? What is the most important role of men in society? Fill in the blank. Arranged marriages are blank. You said fraud? Yeah. They fraudulent? Yeah. Arranged marriages? Yeah. That's fraud. The fraud. Hey, last question before we get the lighting around. Name the best female role model.
[631.5s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, Michelle Obama, but that's like, she's like older. Like, young girls, that's like, women that's like 35 and under. They not really looking at Michelle. Like, they good. I don't know. I can't even answer that question at all.
[662.5s]SPEAKER_00:Do they? Hey. Maybe they might answer this when they see it. We definitely need more answers. Let me ask you this one. Last one, go with the lighting around. How do you know a female only wants you for your money?
[682.2s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, shit. Anytime she hit you up, she got problems. I just got a notice about how my life felt. You know, shit like that. You won't know, man. Tell me. You won't know. She always got a problem. Something going on. I feel that.
[705.4s]SPEAKER_00:Let's get ready for this lighting around.