❓ Who else should be making $200 an hour like the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders?
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[0.7s]SPEAKER_01:What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the whip with my friend, my bestie. I'm so bad, I forgot your name already.
[8.3s]SPEAKER_00:Delana.
[9.2s]SPEAKER_01:Delana. I'm in the car with Delana. Delana, please forget me.
[12.3s]SPEAKER_00:It's fine.
[12.9s]SPEAKER_01:Alright. So, Delana has agreed to help me with this survey. We're about to go through the questions. So look, this is all your opinion. There's no right or wrong answers. I just want to get the information.
[25.0s]SPEAKER_00:Alright.
[25.6s]SPEAKER_01:Alright.
[26.2s]SPEAKER_00:Okay.
[26.8s]SPEAKER_01:Here we go. Number one, name something a parent will say before they whoop their child.
[35.9s]SPEAKER_00:What'd I tell you?
[38.8s]SPEAKER_01:Yup, yup.
[40.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[41.1s]SPEAKER_01:Alright, fill in the blank. You are at the hairdresser. You are getting your hair did. What's the last thing you want to hear your hair tech say to you? Oh, shit.
[58.1s]SPEAKER_00:I'm nervous as hell. Yeah, they might not say that, but.
[60.6s]SPEAKER_01:It probably never gets old.
[61.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, that would make me nervous.
[63.9s]SPEAKER_01:Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media.
[73.7s]SPEAKER_00:I don't have social media, so that's kind of hard.
[77.8s]SPEAKER_01:It's fine. It's fine. Name the top reason men get married. Love. Love. I like that one. Name something Vinny would ask you to bring to the party. Baby oil.
[101.8s]SPEAKER_00:That would be good because I'm like, y'all know he got all the baby oil in the world. He got all of it. Baby oil. You never have too much. You heard how many bottles they took out of there.
[111.2s]SPEAKER_01:You know, you're right. Yeah. Alright, best place to find a spouse.
[117.5s]SPEAKER_00:When you find out, let me know. Let's go with, let's go with, I heard Home Depot. Home Depot? Yeah.
[126.6s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player?
[136.1s]SPEAKER_00:Sit down.
[137.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[137.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[138.5s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. What's the worst hood to get caught in in Atlanta? You said the worst hood. Yeah. Worst project, worst ghetto. You're just like, hey, don't get caught over that.
[156.9s]SPEAKER_00:I don't know.
[158.6s]SPEAKER_01:Alright.
[159.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[160.0s]SPEAKER_01:You remember the song Cater to You by Destiny's Child? Yes. Alright. What does a man have to do to get catered to you treatment? Communicate. Yeah. The little things. Little things. Yeah. At a Waffle House. You're at a Waffle House and a fight breaks out. What do you do next? Run. She said run. Alright. Alright. What's the worst Halloween costume? The worst Halloween costume? Yeah. The worst. Pirate. Huh? I said argh. I'm looking for the booty. That's funny though. So Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry.
[223.8s]SPEAKER_00:Hell no.
[224.5s]SPEAKER_01:Are either going down, have gone down, or they might be going down.
[228.3s]SPEAKER_00:Okay.
[229.3s]SPEAKER_01:Who's next?
[237.2s]SPEAKER_00:Tyler Perry, R. Kelly, Club Daddy.
[242.3s]SPEAKER_01:They're already in some drama. They're going down.
[244.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[244.8s]SPEAKER_01:We're going down for them.
[246.4s]SPEAKER_00:Trey Song.
[247.6s]SPEAKER_01:Trey Song. I've heard that Trey Song is on some other stuff.
[251.3s]SPEAKER_00:I know. Allegedly.
[253.6s]SPEAKER_01:Allegedly. Tell me, how many dates before a man should expect a home cooked meal? Three. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend.
[273.5s]SPEAKER_00:Commitment.
[275.8s]SPEAKER_01:How do men need women?
[282.7s]SPEAKER_00:Men need women. It's like. Balance. Yeah. Equal things. Level things out.
[296.8s]SPEAKER_01:You feel that? What is the number one thing a Karen does?
[305.2s]SPEAKER_00:What they know where it don't belong. Mine is somebody else business.
[314.1s]SPEAKER_01:Two women need men. Balance.
[319.5s]SPEAKER_00:You know what I'm saying? Same thing.
[322.7s]SPEAKER_01:Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend. If all women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men run into?
[344.8s]SPEAKER_00:Women. If all women disappear, you said, right?
[348.1s]SPEAKER_01:Yep.
[348.4s]SPEAKER_00:What would be the first problem men run into? Making rational decisions. Decisions would just be four. Four decisions everywhere.
[368.8s]SPEAKER_01:Oh man. Yeah. The power has been out for four hours. There's no explanation. What do you do next?
[379.0s]SPEAKER_00:You said the power has been out for four hours.
[381.4s]SPEAKER_01:For four hours. There's no explanation.
[383.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[384.2s]SPEAKER_01:What do you do next?
[384.9s]SPEAKER_00:Go to sleep.
[387.1s]SPEAKER_01:Alright. Name something you wish men understood about women.
[414.0s]SPEAKER_00:I have a CSI truck. Sorry. You thought of a CSI truck? So what truck? CSI. Oh, sorry. Sorry. You got a CSI truck. Right there. Oh wow. I guess that we're not that difficult. You know what I mean? I think women are made out to be emotional creatures. And it's really not that difficult.
[445.7s]SPEAKER_01:Still in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is...
[454.7s]SPEAKER_00:The Saints.
[458.1s]SPEAKER_01:Who's the best SEC football team? That's fine. Name the most attractive part of a woman's appearance that is not a body part. The most attractive... Most attractive part of a woman's appearance that is not a body part.
[481.6s]SPEAKER_00:Her energy.
[487.6s]SPEAKER_01:Purpose of Labor Day.
[489.8s]SPEAKER_00:To not work.
[495.3s]SPEAKER_01:It's a zombie apocalypse. Where's the first place you going?
[502.5s]SPEAKER_00:I don't know because I don't watch that stuff. I don't have one for that one.
[516.5s]SPEAKER_01:How many books can you read a year?
[521.5s]SPEAKER_00:About 12.
[523.6s]SPEAKER_01:Alright. What's the biggest benefit from reading?
[528.6s]SPEAKER_00:Increasing my knowledge.
[533.1s]SPEAKER_01:I dig that. What's the worst thing about people who move to Atlanta?
[539.1s]SPEAKER_00:What's the worst thing about people who move to Atlanta?
[541.7s]SPEAKER_01:Yep.
[544.7s]SPEAKER_00:I'm going to go with the dry thing.
[551.2s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Alright, you're out with your best friend. Best friend in the whole wide world. And they start acting like Kanye. And they proceed to get themselves about to get jumped. They're about to get jumped. What do you do next?
[567.4s]SPEAKER_00:When you say acting like Kanye, what do you mean? Like spazzing?
[570.7s]SPEAKER_01:I mean they spazzing out bad. In a very legendary way. And it is bringing a crowd that's going to beat them down. What do you do next?
[580.2s]SPEAKER_00:My mom ain't raising no fool. If they spazzing out, it ain't legit. I'm out.
[590.2s]SPEAKER_01:I'm good. Hey, hey, you want your own with that? Yeah. Alright. Name something you wish women understood about men.
[604.7s]SPEAKER_00:How they feel. I think a lot is restricted. Or it's kind of like you got to break through barriers and walls to get to the root of like how they feel, what they think.
[621.1s]SPEAKER_01:So. Still in the blank. Happy women have plenty.
[627.0s]SPEAKER_00:Happy women have great friends.
[641.9s]SPEAKER_01:Name the best female role model.
[648.2s]SPEAKER_00:Michelle Obama.
[652.7s]SPEAKER_01:What would you do if you found out your partner was speaking to their ex?
[664.2s]SPEAKER_00:Some questions.
[666.3s]SPEAKER_01:Would be some questions.
[667.5s]SPEAKER_00:Correct.
[669.5s]SPEAKER_01:That sounds right.
[670.2s]SPEAKER_00:That sounds right.
[673.9s]SPEAKER_01:scenario. You are in a loving relationship with a famous rapper. Who's the best one to bring home for family dinner?
[684.0s]SPEAKER_00:Rapper? Yep. Rapper. Like I can.
[692.1s]SPEAKER_01:If they make rap music or hip hop music, they are a rapper.
[701.0s]SPEAKER_00:Oh yeah. No. Like the artist I'm thinking he kind of sings slash rap. Okay. So I'm trying to figure out.
[707.6s]SPEAKER_01:Let's see what it is. Like because T-Pain could be considered a rapper.
[711.4s]SPEAKER_00:Okay. Definitely not T-Pain, but I was thinking blast.
[715.8s]SPEAKER_01:Blast?
[716.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Have you ever heard of him? BLX? Mm-hmm. Okay. African dude. Sure. I didn't know. He gets a lot of laughs over there. So, but yes. Love him. Love him. Okay.
[730.0s]SPEAKER_01:Who's the worst one to bring the family dinner? Egypt.
[736.1s]SPEAKER_00:This man has so much confidence.
[738.4s]SPEAKER_01:For sure. Absolutely. For sure.
[740.2s]SPEAKER_00:Or Kodak Black. Either one. Damn. Not Kodak. Either one.
[745.4s]SPEAKER_01:All right. All right. All right. This is funny. What's the best way to relieve stress after a long, hard day at work?
[755.6s]SPEAKER_00:The best way to relieve stress? For me, like most often probably like happy hour.
[767.7s]SPEAKER_01:What's the first thing a Falcons fan said after the 28 to 3 loss in the Super Bowl?
[775.5s]SPEAKER_00:You gotta be kidding me.
[779.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that sounds about right. Name something you don't trust AI to do yet.
[793.9s]SPEAKER_00:Kind of hard because AI is pretty, it's pretty, it's pretty good. I don't, I wouldn't trust it with any like financials. Any of my personal, that type of personal stuff.
[806.9s]SPEAKER_01:Name the most important aspect of a great marriage.
[810.9s]SPEAKER_00:Respect.
[815.0s]SPEAKER_01:What's the first thing you think of when you hear this phrase? Hot girl summer.
[821.6s]SPEAKER_00:Megan Mcdowell.
[825.4s]SPEAKER_01:Name the best part about America. What's something that AI can't do like a kid?
[851.6s]SPEAKER_00:I'm gonna go with drive because have you seen those cars stuck in the middle of the intersection?
[856.5s]SPEAKER_01:Man, that stuff is scary. Y'all gotta stop trying this man.
[860.8s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I'm gonna go with drive. They haven't quite figured that part out yet. My thing is like try it in like an old folks home community. Yeah.
[867.9s]SPEAKER_01:Like let them be the test stuff.
[870.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. That car was stuck in the middle of the intersection while an emergency vehicle was coming.
[875.7s]SPEAKER_01:That's crazy.
[876.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[878.7s]SPEAKER_01:What's the top reason a man cheats? Selfish. What's a guarantee at an ATL cookout?
[890.6s]SPEAKER_00:Hot wind. Yeah.
[894.7s]SPEAKER_01:What's the top reason a woman cheats? Selfish. What's the most annoying thing your spouse could do?
[910.8s]SPEAKER_00:I'm gonna go with like not being clean. That would be annoying.
[919.6s]SPEAKER_01:If Tyler Perry's life was given the title of one of his movies, which movie would you take?
[929.9s]SPEAKER_00:Start it from the bottom, now we here. Is that the name one of his movies? I mean, you said his life, right? Yeah. Is that one of his movies? That would be a good title.
[941.6s]SPEAKER_01:It would be. It would be a good title.
[943.3s]SPEAKER_00:You started from homelessness.
[945.1s]SPEAKER_01:But I'm saying.
[946.8s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, oh, one of his movies. One of his movies. Oh, oh, oh.
[949.4s]SPEAKER_01:One of his life. Oh.
[956.4s]SPEAKER_00:You're passing me.
[957.6s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, it's not right there? Yeah. Why not change the movie like that?
[961.0s]SPEAKER_00:Um. You know what I'm gonna go with? What's up? Diary of a Mad Black Woman. That's what I've been cooking.
[976.0s]SPEAKER_01:Why do men think they can get away with stuff with women?
[981.1s]SPEAKER_00:Because they've gotten away with it before.
[985.5s]SPEAKER_01:There we go. All right. So the Dallas cheerleaders, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, are making $200 an hour this year. Who else should be making that kind of money?
[1005.9s]SPEAKER_00:Teachers and health care workers.
[1011.0s]SPEAKER_01:And what do you do on the first of the month? Well, all right. That's my survey. I appreciate your time. Question for you. Yes. Do I have your permission to use this video? Sure.
[1033.5s]SPEAKER_00:Wonderful. Are you gonna like edit it and stuff?
[1035.4s]SPEAKER_01:I will. Do you want me to like take your face out?
[1038.1s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, no. I just meant to like put out when I got distracted by the. CSI. I got you. Stuff like that.
[1044.4s]SPEAKER_01:I got you. I got you. Now question. Yeah. Do you want to? You want me to shoot you a link when we start posting this kind of content?
[1052.0s]SPEAKER_00:What is it? What will you be posting it on?
[1055.3s]SPEAKER_01:We're posting on YouTube. Oh, sure. All right. Can we get your phone number so we can text it to you?
[1061.7s]SPEAKER_00:You want me to say it on the on the video? Yep.
[1065.2s]SPEAKER_01:We tag everyone's phone number to us. When the episode come out, we're going to shoot you a text message with the link. OK. That's the only.
[1071.2s]SPEAKER_00:But you're not going to show. That's the only reason that we're going to use that.
[1074.2s]SPEAKER_01:We're not going to post your phone number.
[1076.1s]SPEAKER_00:All right. Yeah. Seven seven zero nine one zero five five six zero.
[1081.8s]SPEAKER_01:All right. We're going to shoot you that when the episode comes out. Girlie.