Asians Draft — Barkley Corpus

[0.1s] SPEAKER_00: She's in the middle now? Awesome. I think I have to get over. Come on taxi man. You know what? I'm about to do it right now. Oh, I can't play the music anymore because that shit went so left one time. You'd be surprised. People didn't like the song? No, they liked the song. That was the problem. Yeah, no. I was like, hey, check your ass out. Oh, no. And then I didn't want to play a song that was more chill because it would kill the vibe. All right, so mic for people in the back.

[35.6s] SPEAKER_01: All right. Okay, I can just hold it.

[39.7s] SPEAKER_00: Awesome sauce. So just pass it back and forth for you guys in the back. Me and you are going to share this one. All right, awesome. Let's do this. What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm going to call out the people. Say, what's up people? What's up? We can do better than that. What's up people? Okay, wonderful. It's okay everybody. They're from Georgia Tech. Oh, could you tell? Of course. You guys are all happy. It's more than half ages from the middle of Denver town. What are you talking about? All right, we're going to go through the draft, the love draft you call it. Now, round one. Wait, before we get started. Do I have everyone's permission to use this video?

[80.6s] SPEAKER_01: Yes.

[82.1s] SPEAKER_00: Let's get into it. All right, round one. The age-old question. Option one. They are a 10 out of 10 beautiful, gorgeous person. The most beautiful person in the world to you. And we're not talking about love goggles. You just really look at them and go like, damn, they are beautiful. Option two. They touch you and you explode. They know your body better than you know your body. And I mean, it's like that. Option three. It's a blank check. At all times. They always got the bag.

[114.7s] SPEAKER_01: Do I go first? You go first. Okay, the thing is, I don't care too much about the bag. No, that's not true. That's not true. Look, I will say this. It would be nice if they had a bag. I totally am not opposed to defying traditional gender roles and being like, you got me this time, right? This lifetime is okay. I will say, they touch you and you explode. I explode. I don't know. Sure, I would love that. I think for this one, given these three options, I'll go with a 10 out of 10. A 10 out of 10. I'd be lucky to even land that. So, yeah. I think I'll go for that. My guy in the back, what's up? So, options I'm up with are touch me and then I explode or they always got the bag end. I haven't really been much of a person who really cares about money per se. Like my compatriot in the front. So, I think I would have to go with more like, wait, touch me and I explode.

[183.7s] SPEAKER_00: I am definitely exaggerated, but the principle is she knows your body better than you do. She is the playmaker. In the bedroom, I have no problems at all.

[194.7s] SPEAKER_01: To be fair, if she got a good personality, and I mean, I don't care about the bag, to be fair. Yeah, so I'm going to have to go with option two because money, it's not really the most important factor for me to do more than romantic. If you can bust, right?

[213.7s] SPEAKER_00: You're the best bust. You're the best. We're going to say you're going with the playmaker. So, ma'am in the back, are you okay with having the guy with the bag?

[225.6s] SPEAKER_01: I mean, if that's all he's got going for him, I feel like that's kind of boring.

[230.8s] SPEAKER_00: Fair enough. Alright, round two, let's get to it. Alright. Round two, you're going to go first, ma'am. You're going to go first. Option one, they make your house into a sanctuary of peace. Anytime you come home, it's stress free, you're never ever stressing your house. Option two, this is your dream builder. They work with you to get everything done in your life you ever try to get done. Option three, they are your passion mate. Everything with them is always highly emotional. Not in the bad way, it's all the good things. And they're also that ten out of ten. Everything about love making is great with this person.

[270.9s] SPEAKER_01: I think like, I don't know, like I feel like I'm young and I have a lot of things I want to do and things I care about. And I feel like I want someone similar. So I think I would go with option two.

[281.5s] SPEAKER_00: Option two, the dream builder. Alright, brothers. My man in the middle. First, can you repeat number one please? Number one, sanctuary. You come home, it's always peaceful. Option three, it's passion on a tin. So me,

[298.8s] SPEAKER_01: like, I'm a guy who in a relationship I would love passion, but to be fair I also would like just like some chaos per se. Like some topfoolery as some people will put it. And I don't know if like options one or three will really like satisfy me in that aspect. But to be fair, the aspect that I would like more is more passion than I guess like a house of like peace. So I'd probably go with option three.

[324.0s] SPEAKER_00: Are you happy that you have a sanctuary for a home?

[326.1s] SPEAKER_01: You know, I am. And actually, to be honest, like my first choice would have been to have someone who would build something with me. Because it's nice to have like a lifelong partner who your goals align, your visions align and you want to work with each other for that, right? But at the same time, like, I do value my peace. I don't like dealing with bullshit. So like, yeah, I'm happy with that.

[346.5s] SPEAKER_00: I'll take it. That's good, that's good, that's good.

[348.7s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it appears

[350.4s] SPEAKER_00: we've gotten here. Y'all want to do one more round?

[353.2s] SPEAKER_01: We can do one more round.

[355.1s] SPEAKER_00: Alright, option number one, every day they are consistent with giving you a hundred percent effort. It's just that there is no peak, there is no valley. It's consistent and routine. No matter what you do. Option two, whatever you give them, they give you back two hundred percent. So if you give them some love, they give you back love that you couldn't fathom. You give them some bullshit. They give you back some bullshit you couldn't fathom. Option three, this is your person. They don't do things for you. They make events happen. You're like, yo, every time they do something nice for me, it is a memorable event in my life. But it is super inconsistent. You never know when it's coming.

[396.1s] SPEAKER_01: Okay, just to reiterate, first one is consistency. Super consistency. Second one, what was that one again?

[401.7s] SPEAKER_00: Whatever you give them, they give you back two hundred percent.

[404.3s] SPEAKER_01: Okay, and the third one is everything's just over the top. It's super spontaneous whenever it happens. Okay, to be honest, I will not go with the last one. The reason why is because I don't know, I'm just not made for that. Even a surprise kind of thing, I just don't really know how to respond to those things. It can be a bit much sometimes. The first one, consistency is great. The second one, I feel like would put me in check. It wouldn't make sure I know how I'm acting. I'm aware of that. But I think, you know, I like consistency. I like knowing what's coming tomorrow. I can expect. I'm going to have to go with the first one.

[446.1s] SPEAKER_00: What you got in the background, man?

[447.6s] SPEAKER_01: To be fair, I'm kind of the opposite of that. I like a lot of spontaneous things, things that happen at the last minute. I see a bit of chaos in my life. I'm not going to lie. So, I think, knowing how my personality is and how I want my person to be, I would prefer option three, just like spontaneous whatever happens, happens. And, I mean, if some arises that's negative to me, I'll let them know. But I would prefer just some spontaneous or just pop up. That's for me. And I want my person to be like that.

[475.9s] SPEAKER_00: Fair enough. All right, ma'am, in the back, you get 200% back on whatever you give them. Are you happy with that?

[481.6s] SPEAKER_01: I think I would be single.

[487.9s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, no. Hey, at least she's honest with herself, everybody. Oh, my goodness. I'm going to Ellenwood. Let's get paid. All right, everybody. Thank y'all very much. Thank you so much. Oh, no, thank you guys. Oh, social medias. Yeah. Pull out your phone. What? Pull out your phone. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yeah. Everybody pull out your phones, please. I was going to say, like, where can we get your plug? Someone pull out YouTube, someone pull out Instagram, TikTok.

[510.1s] SPEAKER_01: I don't know, sir. Yeah, I'm trying to see myself. Yes, sir. Oh, yeah.

[513.6s] SPEAKER_00: This video is definitely making it. Oh, yeah. I do a lot of these and a lot of them don't make it, trust me. Really? Man, people be too drunk. Some people are just racist. Oh, what? Oh, no, I've heard it all now. I will share this. All right, two one two, the number is two one two. T-H-A B-E-A-T, two one two the B. Oh, yeah. Y'all got it? Yep. Perfect.

[536.8s] SPEAKER_01: All right.

[539.2s] SPEAKER_00: Hey. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. Hey, thank you so much, man. Appreciate it. You have a good night. Hey, man, go to the gym. Oh, I'll try. Don't die. Eat better. I'll try. I want you to live a long life. Yes, thank you. Okay. Thank you. Y'all safe. Y'all safe, Sonny, okay?

[556.4s] SPEAKER_01: Yes, sir. We got you. Don't worry. Thank you a lot. Peace. Oh, that's beautiful. Oh, my knees. Thank you so much.

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