💬 It's on the album. Yeah. It's too many to say. If we're going old album, her best song is Greenlight. I think if we're going one of the newer ones, I like Virgo's groove and American Requiem. I was also going to say American Requiem. Depends. She has too many eras. You got to track all the eras of Beyoncé. Honorable mention. Upgrade you.
❓ What Beyoncé song does everyone pretend to like?
💬 Because I'm like, it's a good song, but it's so tired at this point that when it comes on, it's just like, all right, girl. Yeah, it's just iconic. Probably Single Ladies.
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❓ Is there a rivalry between Swifties and the BeyHive?
💬 I don't know. They made it beef. It's never that deep. But they truly started being racist and sending death threats. Both Taylor and Beyonce are very talented. But they're trying to make a comparison. And I'm like, there's no need for that. You have to beat this against each other. Exactly.
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❓ Where is the best place to find your Jay-Z to your Beyoncé?
💬 I don't want a Jay-Z. Yeah, I don't want a Jay-Z. If you find out where I can find a Jay-Z, let me know so I can avoid it. Avoid it, yeah. He was waiting. 18. That key with the good hair is still around.
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❓ What is the first problem if jokers come out of the closet?
💬 Well, violence.
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[0.4s]SPEAKER_01:What's good everybody? This is your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the whip with the ladies. Say what's up ladies. Hi. Hey y'all. Why is she in the middle? I'm ordering before we start. I was like, oh I got to say this.
[10.4s]SPEAKER_00:I didn't know we had an intro.
[12.4s]SPEAKER_01:Oh. We like that. We got theme music. What you talking about? But we only have all the theme music for right now. So ladies please introduce yourselves.
[23.8s]SPEAKER_00:I'm Alyssa.
[24.7s]SPEAKER_01:I'm Alyssa.
[25.7s]SPEAKER_00:Victoria.
[26.6s]SPEAKER_01:What's up Victoria? Jalen. Jalen. Alright y'all. So look. We have three Atlanta Beyoncé's with us today. And we're going to the Beyoncé's. We're going to ask the ladies some survey questions. You know what I'm saying? Some of these are directly lived Beyoncé's. Some of these are Beyoncé concept. You'll get the vibe. Okay? I just want y'all opinion. There is no right or wrong answer. There's some qualified questions before we get to the survey itself. So, first question. Beyoncé's best song is?
[64.3s]SPEAKER_00:It's on the album. Yeah. It's too many to say. If we're going old album, her best song is Greenlight. I think if we're going one of the newer ones, I like Virgo's groove and American Requiem. I was also going to say American Requiem. Depends. She has too many eras. You got to track all the eras of Beyoncé. Honorable mention. Upgrade you.
[100.3s]SPEAKER_01:Myself. I thought that one was pretty crazy. Deja Vu is like my favorite. I ain't going to listen to that one. It's always a dope mix into it. All right. So, are you a baddie? She said no. I was like no.
[122.8s]SPEAKER_00:She meant yes. She meant yes. All three baddies in the backseat.
[127.4s]SPEAKER_01:Three baddies? Okay. Okay. Are you Christian?
[136.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yes. Yes. Going to church on Sunday.
[141.2s]SPEAKER_01:Yes indeed. Are you single?
[147.4s]SPEAKER_00:Next question.
[149.7s]SPEAKER_01:She said I won't explain that one.
[151.7s]SPEAKER_00:Yes. This one's saying no.
[153.9s]SPEAKER_01:All right. We got one single and two. I'm not. Oh, she's not. All right. I'm not single. One single and one. Next question. All right. Y'all ready? We're going to start the survey. Name something a parent would say to a child before or after.
[176.5s]SPEAKER_00:This hurts me more than it hurts you. Yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one. I was going to say that. All right. No third answer? This will teach you a lesson for next time. Oh, hey.
[197.6s]SPEAKER_01:You know the play. You're getting your hair done. You are the hairdresser. She is doing her thing, right? The last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say is.
[209.9s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, the wrong scissors. Wrong scissors? You ran out of hair.
[230.2s]SPEAKER_01:Never want your kids to see you on your social media.
[276.4s]SPEAKER_00:Been together long enough. That's what you want to do. Victoria, you should do it. I'm like, your parents are ready. Maybe if you're good, a good cook, a good partner, a good soulmate. Next question.
[303.7s]SPEAKER_01:What Beyonce song does everyone pretend to like?
[320.3s]SPEAKER_00:Because I'm like, it's a good song, but it's so tired at this point that when it comes on, it's just like, all right, girl. Yeah, it's just iconic. Probably Single Ladies.
[330.1s]SPEAKER_01:Single Ladies? Okay, okay.
[332.6s]SPEAKER_00:There are things who rest blue. There are things.
[342.1s]SPEAKER_01:I get it. How long should it take before a man puts the rings on it?
[351.6s]SPEAKER_00:I'd say 2.5 years. That's fair. I think anything counts for a year. If you don't know what you want at this point. Then you're just playing games.
[366.3s]SPEAKER_01:Name something Beyonce would ask you to bring to the park. Sir Davis.
[372.1s]SPEAKER_00:Sir Davis.
[377.7s]SPEAKER_01:Sir Davis around the board. All right. Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.
[383.5s]SPEAKER_00:Well, I'm going to bring a lawyer, that's what. Because I don't want to. He said Sean Combs.
[394.6s]SPEAKER_01:I think lawyers are a pretty good answer.
[395.9s]SPEAKER_00:I'm bringing the police. I'll bring the police and a camera for him. Next caller. I won't be there.
[407.9s]SPEAKER_01:People who, throw in the blank. People who don't like Beyonce are?
[424.1s]SPEAKER_00:Don't like Beyonce are, I'll say misinformed. Swifties. Swifties.
[433.0s]SPEAKER_01:Is it beef like that? Swifties versus Beehives?
[436.5s]SPEAKER_00:I don't know. They made it beef. It's never that deep. But they truly started being racist and sending death threats. Both Taylor and Beyonce are very talented. But they're trying to make a comparison. And I'm like, there's no need for that. You have to beat this against each other. Exactly.
[458.9s]SPEAKER_01:I never knew that there was a silent beef going on.
[462.3s]SPEAKER_00:There's a loud beef. Where have you been? It's been there over a decade.
[467.0s]SPEAKER_01:Obviously, I've been unplugged. I'm going to find more out about this. Where's the best place to find your Jay-Z to your Beyonce?
[477.6s]SPEAKER_00:I don't want a Jay-Z. Yeah, I don't want a Jay-Z. If you find out where I can find a Jay-Z, let me know so I can avoid it. Avoid it, yeah. He was waiting. 18. That key with the good hair is still around.
[494.5s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, okay, okay. I'm keeping it. All right, so you're at a Waffle House. Fight breaks out. What do you do next?
[505.2s]SPEAKER_00:Record.
[505.8s]SPEAKER_01:Order my food.
[507.8s]SPEAKER_00:What?
[510.1s]SPEAKER_01:Record, order food, and watch. Dinner and a show.
[517.7s]SPEAKER_00:See?
[519.5s]SPEAKER_01:All right. What does a man have to do to get catered-to-you treatment?
[532.4s]SPEAKER_00:Pay my bills. Have some skills. Housekeeping skills. I'm not exactly, I'm not a maid. I know how to wash a dish, and you better, too.
[548.3s]SPEAKER_01:Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend.
[569.3s]SPEAKER_00:I feel like a boyfriend is kind of like, okay, boy face. Husband is like, that's a man. Exactly. You expect more from a husband.
[580.2s]SPEAKER_01:Solid answer. Why do men need women?
[584.1s]SPEAKER_00:Because they can't take care of themselves. They're not raised right. Why does my life expectancy go down? Just drain. Nine to five.
[611.1s]SPEAKER_01:God damn 47. All right. You are in public with one of your best friends, and they start acting like Kanye, and they speed to get jumped. What do you do next?
[623.0s]SPEAKER_00:Jump in.
[623.9s]SPEAKER_01:You're jumping in?
[624.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[625.7s]SPEAKER_01:All right.
[626.0s]SPEAKER_00:We're saving the friends.
[628.7s]SPEAKER_01:Fair enough, fair enough.
[629.5s]SPEAKER_00:At the end of the day, they never don't say that I let them get me no bias. We can laugh about it. That's exactly right. Jump in, ask questions later. Okay, okay. Why do women need men? Who said that? We're very happy. Exactly. There's a lot of compromise with that man. Women need men because when I'm struggling to build my dresser, you're going to come in and help me. Except my mother built her own dresser. Yeah. Everything in that office she built.
[678.7s]SPEAKER_01:Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend.
[686.2s]SPEAKER_00:A boyfriend is like, oh, you're doing stuff for your wife or your girlfriend. But then a girlfriend at the same time is like, yeah, I'm doing stuff for my boyfriend. But then a husband and wife material, that's a different level. Taking care of the house. I'm changing the light bulb without you asking. I'm taking care of the trash. I'm ironing your clothes. I'm cooking you breakfast. As a matter of fact, we're talking about kids. Oh, God. I'm having kids. Yeah, right. I'm having kids. Yeah, it's like they would say, it's the next level up. Oh, it's more serious and chilling. Yeah. It's more serious. I mean, everybody's talking about it. That's true. That's true.
[735.0s]SPEAKER_01:Worst hood in Atlanta.
[737.8s]SPEAKER_00:I'm not sure. Worst hood. I'm not sure. How well-traveled.
[747.1s]SPEAKER_01:No problem. Next question. If all women in the world disappeared, all women, what would be the first problem they would run into?
[755.0s]SPEAKER_00:Violence, indeed. See that? Major homophobia, I think. Yes, I think. I could agree with that. A lot of men will have to be forced to come to terms with their actions. Exactly. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. They're going to be like, oh, there's actually no women, so I got to face the truth. I actually like boys. That's what I'm saying. Yay. I'm looking at you. Lavender marriage. There's no lavenders. No beard. No beard. No women.
[792.3s]SPEAKER_01:So, Wade, the first problem that we'll run into is that jokers will be coming out the closet?
[798.9s]SPEAKER_00:Well, violence.
[800.3s]SPEAKER_01:Violence, right. Violence then coming out the closet.
[802.4s]SPEAKER_00:Maybe not coming out of a closet, but just like an internal thing like, wow, I'm actually out here and there's no other cover-up story. And so, maybe there'll be some more realists because there's a lot of performative behavior out there.
[827.2s]SPEAKER_01:A little bit. A little bit. I miss a lot of people out here lying. But, you know, life. So let me ask you this. How many dates until a man should expect a home-cooked meal?
[838.0s]SPEAKER_00:Can he cook? For us, we're one of the names. We in the same generation. I would say at least for me, because I like to cook. I do like to cook. But I would say maybe like, only because you want to make sure you're not inviting somebody crazy to your house. You're not coming. I would say three, but... The trend of lying. Invite.
[872.6s]SPEAKER_01:I guess that. How many books do you read a year? Actually, all of them.