โ How many dates should a man go on before expecting a young lady to cook for him?
๐ฌ Before a man should expect a young lady to cook for him plot twist first date at a little cooking class Do a cooking class. It will learn a lot about a woman. It'll answer a lot of questions right there She looks completely lost you know get you gaining Intel. You're seeing the answers before the test
โ During a zombie apocalypse, where would you go first?
๐ฌ First place I'm going It's a great question There's the more isolated you are the less resources you have More densely populated it is the more problems you have I'd probably say I still need the resources. I'm gonna stay where it's populated and deal with what comes with that Okay
โ As someone who moved to Atlanta, what is the worst thing about people who move there?
๐ฌ I think the worst thing is Thinking you're thinking you understand a lot of culture too soon
๐ Atlanta & Local๐ฌ Social CommentaryOpinion / Hot Takeblackmale
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[2.9s]SPEAKER_01:We are here doing the questions. We're doing the survey. We're getting the answers. We're here with my boy Tyler. Say, what's up? What's up? Yo, what's up? I so all right. Yeah, I'm gonna get with his level No, I'm saying he cooling it out. So he's gonna be professional about this. Are you ready? First thing or his memories all your opinion Got to name something a parent would say before working their child. I told you dumbass not to do that Fill in the blank you're in the barber chair. The last thing you want to hear him say is
[62.0s]SPEAKER_00:I'm skip that one. I'm on my mom And it's your feeling like this is your worst nightmare last thing I want to hear is fuck I can fix that That's funny, yeah
[82.0s]SPEAKER_01:All right name something you would never want your kid to see on your social media
[92.8s]SPEAKER_00:anything prior to 2016 anything anything and whatever I was doing online prior to 2016 To see reform bed
[107.6s]SPEAKER_01:All right, name the top reason men get married should or do I Guess it's more of a do like in your pain
[118.2s]SPEAKER_00:Like what do you see most would get married most men get married to me? The the top reason probably financial stability financial stability it costs to be seen Yeah
[136.9s]SPEAKER_01:Name something did he would ask you to bring to the party more niggas What's the best place to find a spouse? Wherever you're not looking wherever you're not looking up wherever you're not look What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would say to a player?
[167.8s]SPEAKER_00:Get your head out of your ass. That's good What's the worst hood to be caught in in Atlanta, I probably say looking lost on the east side after like 11 o'clock just looking looking at a place Looking at a place anyone you saw you're like looking like
[205.1s]SPEAKER_01:It's all like east of 285 like stone mountain area
[209.8s]SPEAKER_00:They are the or the web or same thing applies on the west side of Atlanta sent just looking at a place Like at the wrong time. I don't know where he's going. I get that double back a couple too many times Yeah, we got our mark. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Got you. Got you. Got you
[225.9s]SPEAKER_01:What does a man have to do to get? Care to you destiny's child treatment shit. Are you asking for the oh?
[238.8s]SPEAKER_00:Well, you ask Yeah, either probably pay for it directly or indirectly
[251.7s]SPEAKER_01:Directly or indirectly pay for it at a waffle house a fight breaks out. What do you do next keep eating? Oh
[261.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, what's the worst Halloween costume? I probably say if I have to ask you what it is anything where if I it's not immediately Recognizable, then it's a bad. Yeah, if you gotta explain it
[293.3s]SPEAKER_01:Did he are Kelly and Tyler Perry literally they going down or have already gone down. Yeah, who's next they trying to get ho
[305.6s]SPEAKER_00:but hoes just Side-stepping that shit, so who's next can we go back to white people? Like can we just go back to them like last time we were at the white person the fuck to George Lucas doing like
[323.1s]SPEAKER_01:I'm saying the last two people that we went after Died in prison Epstein the other one became president. Yeah twice I think we should stop fucking with white people about this
[336.4s]SPEAKER_00:They need to become really powerful or they died With 13% of the population how many of us and they get like oh, you're right What else you got I
[349.7s]SPEAKER_01:How many dates?
[353.2s]SPEAKER_00:Before a man should expect a young lady to cook for him plot twist first date at a little cooking class Do a cooking class. It will learn a lot about a woman. It'll answer a lot of questions right there She looks completely lost you know get you gaining Intel. You're seeing the answers before the test
[375.1s]SPEAKER_01:My man's right here. Just crack look. That's going that that's a that's a golden answer right there
[383.0s]SPEAKER_00:Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend a husband's there on the days. He doesn't want to be Yeah, why do men need women because have you ever been in a group full of niggas? That just tells you all you Need
[411.3s]SPEAKER_01:What's the number one thing a Karen does reports
[419.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah, why do women need men because they don't like each other enough they tolerate each other in spurts
[435.2s]SPEAKER_01:Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend a wife
[441.3s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, you can a wife wife a true wife can hold herself accountable a true husband own self accountable to but the biggest difference is She's in it for the long run
[461.0s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, if all the women in the world disappeared What would be the first problem men encounter man?
[475.0s]SPEAKER_00:very first Nonviolent conflict resolution Yeah, we got stopped. I'm not the first but probably the biggest most pressing one was like Man Nothing fucks up the function like two niggas fighting. It's like there's all these females in here. What are we doing? What are we doing? I don't need to imagine what prison rules are I'm not trying to live that life. So now
[509.7s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, the power has been out for four hours without any explanation. What do you do next by our one? I'm outside
[522.9s]SPEAKER_00:I'm outside around see if it's just me Yeah, yeah, I'm not waiting four hours no explanation Name something you wish men understood about women that you don't need to understand all of them Just the one in front of you fill in the blank
[543.9s]SPEAKER_01:I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is
[556.9s]SPEAKER_00:Like Giants. Yeah, that's good. Oh, wow. I like that one. Who's the best SEC football team?
[563.7s]SPEAKER_01:Not a college friend. No problem Most attractive part of a woman's appearance that is not a body part. I would say
[577.9s]SPEAKER_00:She smells good. You smell good What's the purpose of Labor Day phenomenal question
[590.7s]SPEAKER_01:I got no answer during a zombie apocalypse. Where's the first place you're going?
[604.5s]SPEAKER_00:First place I'm going It's a great question There's the more isolated you are the less resources you have More densely populated it is the more problems you have I'd probably say I still need the resources. I'm gonna stay where it's populated and deal with what comes with that Okay
[642.0s]SPEAKER_01:How many books do you read a year? I?
[645.4s]SPEAKER_00:Probably do two a month so 24
[648.1s]SPEAKER_01:What's the biggest benefit of reading?
[652.0s]SPEAKER_00:Fighting the outside noise and challenging mind. I think it
[660.0s]SPEAKER_01:What's the worst thing about people who move to Atlanta as a person that moved to Atlanta?
[667.8s]SPEAKER_00:I think the worst thing is Thinking you're thinking you understand a lot of culture too soon
[681.8s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's a unique place, right? Yeah, one of a kind is one of one of a kind You're out with your best friend and he starts acting like Kanye and starts to get jump. What do you do next?
[694.1s]SPEAKER_00:someone needs to be able to tell the story so like No, I'm not gonna let my man go down like that, but oh He's gonna even get his ass whoop by me you act like Kanye around me Name some of you wish women understood about me. We're a lot more reliant on reason than we are intuition I get that
[729.0s]SPEAKER_01:All right, I'm gonna switch over real quick. Yeah, we got some football specific ones. You watch football. Yeah