Lil Cool Chick With Hat — Barkley Corpus

[0.3s] SPEAKER_01: What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. Hold up, let me put my hat on y'all. Gonna rock with this look tonight. What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with Miss Lady, Miss Triple. Say what's up Miss Triple. Hi. She killed with it, she killed with it. Alright y'all, so look, we gotta go to the survey. She said she's gonna help us out. You ready? Yes. I got some qualified questions for you. So, are you a baddie? Yeah. Are you above the age of 45? No. Do you have any kids? Are you Christian? Of course. Are you single? Yeah. Alright, let's do this. So, you said you have kids, so what's the best advice you got for new moms? Roll with the punches. Roll with the punches. Alright, so name something a parent says before whooping their child. I'm gonna whoop your ass. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media. Nudes. Waffle house fight. It breaks out while you're there. What you doing there? Step back and record. Get that world star. Yes. What's the worst thing about people that moved to Atlanta?

[73.6s] SPEAKER_00: Trying too hard to be like everybody else. What's the number one thing a Karen does? Questioning black people. Harass black people. These are the facts. Oh, why go to college? That's a trick question. To further your education in the white man. Name the most attractive aspect

[102.5s] SPEAKER_01: of a woman's appearance that is not a body part. That's not a body part. Voice. Where should kids leave the house? Like move out? 21. 21? What's something that is better now than it was 20 years ago? Naps. You said naps? Yes. So, taking a nap now is better than it was 20 years ago. Yeah,

[135.9s] SPEAKER_00: when you was a kid, did you really want to take a nap when your mom asked you to take a nap?

[139.4s] SPEAKER_01: You know what? You ain't lying. You ain't lying. I see what you did there. I see what you did there. What's the first thing you think of when you hear the phrase hot girl summer? Megan Thee Stallion. Megan Thee Stallion. What's something that's, oh, I already asked you that one. Oh, what should happen to women who cheat? What should happen to men who cheat?

[167.9s] SPEAKER_00: Break the car window. Put sugar in the gas tank. You said break the car window? Yeah. Sugar in the gas tank? Yup. Slash the tires. Look at Jolly Rancher and put it on his windshield.

[181.1s] SPEAKER_01: Is snitching ever justified? No. Name something you wish men understood about women. Emotions. What's the first word that comes to mind when you hear baby? Drama. What about baby mama? What age did you have bought a house by? 30. And what's the first thing you spend your money on after you get paid? My first thing? Weed. And what is the 2025 American dream? It ain't famous. Yeah, it ain't famous. And what should happen to fathers who don't take care of their kids? Jail. Great jail. Great jail. And what should happen to women who talk bad about their baby's fathers to the kids? The same number of times. That the baby's father should talk bad about the kids to her? If it's

[257.7s] SPEAKER_00: true, if it's true then they should tell their kids what's true about you as well. Plus, you're supposed to keep a vision for your kids, which I have going on. I have nothing to do

[268.7s] SPEAKER_01: with kids. I guess that. So, we got a lightning round. But before we do that, in the back of this here chair, you see that purple sheet of paper laminated? Yeah. In the back of the chair? No. Okay. You scan that QR code for me. It'll take you to the YouTube channel. Hit that subscribe for me real quick. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and set up our lightning round.

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