Mixed Group Gay boy Beyonce

[0.9s] SPEAKER_00: It's a theme song. Oh shit! Hold up. That scared me. That wasn't the reaction I wanted. My bad. That scared me too. You okay?

[11.0s] SPEAKER_01: I'm good. I'm good. It's giving me like TV show.

[55.0s] SPEAKER_00: White show vibes. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Let's get to these questions now. There's some qualifiers before we get started. Let's do this. What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Liz. I'm in the car with the folks. Say what's up folks? What's going on y'all? Say what's up folks? Y'all about to go see Beyonce. We about to go see Bing. The queen. They saving their energy. I understand. I understand. All right. So qualified questions. Are you a baddie? She said yes. Period. All right. Are you a Christian?

[87.6s] SPEAKER_01: Yes.

[88.4s] SPEAKER_00: Yes. All right. Are you single?

[91.3s] SPEAKER_01: No. Yes.

[93.4s] SPEAKER_00: She said no. Yes and? Yes. Period. Yes for me. Yes. Okay. Okay. There we go. All right. The best Beyonce song is I Care.

[106.6s] SPEAKER_01: Off the latest album. My favorite is Yaya. I like Before I Let You Go. She did do a little remake with that.

[116.6s] SPEAKER_00: She did. She bomb. All right. Now let's get this. Let's get this. Hit this here. Survey on. Name something a parent would say before whipping their child.

[127.2s] SPEAKER_01: This gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. That's classic. That's kind of manipulative. But you know. Shout out to my mama. She said it's manipulative.

[137.1s] SPEAKER_00: Shout out to my mama. I'm dead. I love your show. I'm dead. Any other responses? What else you got back there?

[146.3s] SPEAKER_01: I mean shut up. They definitely say shut up so. Stop crying. This buddy. Before I get you to cry about. I'm gonna start to cry about you on that one.

[156.5s] SPEAKER_00: All right. You're in the hair salon. Getting your hair done. You're on the barbershop. They're cutting your hair. The last thing you want to hear them say is.

[170.2s] SPEAKER_01: I gotta leave. That's a bad one right there. Oh oops. Don't get mad. Yeah. Don't get mad at me. But. We can make it work.

[187.4s] SPEAKER_00: All right. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media. That's a pretty good one. That's a pretty good one. All right. What Beyonce song does everyone pretend to like?

[217.8s] SPEAKER_01: Oh maybe Single Ladies.

[226.3s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah. Speaking of Single Ladies. How long should it take before a man puts a ring on it?

[235.7s] SPEAKER_01: Somebody got experience into that. A year and a half. Pay? I think it's just a hand.

[247.4s] SPEAKER_00: Four years. Okay. Okay. What's the top reason a man puts a ring on it?

[264.0s] SPEAKER_01: That's to be exclusive. Yeah. Okay. Maybe they think that's the one. They believe that's the one.

[271.5s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah. Okay. Name something Beyonce would ask you to bring to the party. Hey.

[281.3s] SPEAKER_01: Well I don't know her personally. But I know she says she can't cook. So probably like some food or something. Maybe some wings.

[291.1s] SPEAKER_00: Wings, bottle and a fan. Yeah. That makes sense. And being nice I'd probably bring some plates or some forks or something. That's good. All right. Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.

[302.9s] SPEAKER_01: Maybe.

[305.6s] SPEAKER_00: I'm going to have to decline that part of the invitation.

[309.5s] SPEAKER_01: Maybe. I'm going to have to block him. Uh-uh. That's right.

[313.2s] SPEAKER_00: No, we ain't.

[314.0s] SPEAKER_01: That's a trick question.

[315.5s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah. All right. People fill in the blank. People who don't like Beyonce are low in intelligence. The best place to find the JZ to your Beyonce or the Beyonce to your JZ is?

[345.6s] SPEAKER_01: Church.

[346.6s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.

[347.2s] SPEAKER_01: Online.

[351.1s] SPEAKER_00: Maybe at the grocery store.

[352.2s] SPEAKER_01: Grocery store. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[355.2s] SPEAKER_00: What does a man have to do to get catered-to-you treatment? So if a man commits to you, boom, catered-to-you treatment.

[382.0s] SPEAKER_01: Okay.

[383.7s] SPEAKER_00: All right. You at a Waffle House and a fight breaks out. What do you do next?

[389.0s] SPEAKER_01: Leave. Leave. Record. I'm recording. I'm going to grab some food from the bag. And I'm going to still ask, hey, can I get some more food? Why they fighting? You don't have to put some pills to go come out. I'm about to leave. You're right. Sometimes you got to just duck and die as well. I'm going to eat my food, though. I'm sorry. I'm going to get a couple waffles before I leave. I'll go back there and make them.

[409.2s] SPEAKER_00: I'm dead. I'm dead. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. Husband?

[418.3s] SPEAKER_01: I'm not a boyfriend. A boyfriend. Y'all take the boyfriend. I got the food.

[437.0s] SPEAKER_00: Hey, we asked for one difference, so he's providing. That's a good one, though. That's a pretty good one. We always agree with that one.

[443.4s] SPEAKER_01: I agree. Maybe like the level of consideration. I think boyfriends maybe have that in or out, maybe that 50-50 mindset probably, depending on who it is. But then as a husband, I think that's probably like 100% like, hey, I got to think about my other person. Yep. That's fair.

[462.9s] SPEAKER_00: That's fair. All right. You are in public with your best friend, and they start wallowing out, acting like Kanye. And they start to get jumped. What do you do next?

[475.6s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm fighting back now. Now, if it's a 101, okay, you got your round, but if it's jumping, I'm going to have to jump in, too. All right. Call me Corbin Blue.

[486.4s] SPEAKER_00: He said jump in like Corbin Blue. I'm done. I ain't got a lot of hair, but I jump in on the jump rope. I'm done. I'm done. Why do men need women?

[501.5s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah, that's a marriage question. Right. It's your department. Can I have a talk? That's all I got on right now. Hey, you married. I'm married. Yeah. You married? Yeah, I'm married. Okay. It's a marriage question. Can you hear your first man in the back?

[535.6s] SPEAKER_00: She said I ain't got no answers. Okay. Why do women need men?

[545.6s] SPEAKER_01: I guess what? To provide it to them. Yeah, protector. Protector. Yeah.

[555.0s] SPEAKER_00: All right. Name something in general that people pretend to like. Yes.

[574.6s] SPEAKER_01: Maybe turn into other cheating. Damn. That's two spectrums. Damn. I mean, some people don't. Some people do. So, I mean. Right, right, right.

[603.5s] SPEAKER_00: Or they can. Okay, okay. I ain't mad at that. I mean, I understand. I understand. All right, tell me. How many dates until a man should expect a lady to make a home cooked meal?

[621.8s] SPEAKER_01: I'd say probably like F and most. Five, yeah. Okay. And then you gotta. Right. And you also gotta see if that person worth it to come inside your home. Right. That's your safe space.

[637.8s] SPEAKER_00: That's true. That's true. That's fast. That's fast. What's the worst Halloween costume? Shaggy is a bad one. At least mine is dead end. Oh. Oh, we got turns, man. We got turns. I got you. I got you. Look, we in the hood. We in the. I want you to know. These stop signs are lucky they there. I wouldn't stop here. We would just be in straight motion. Thank you so much. There's a whole lot of rolling stops right now. If the op tried to stop me, I'd be like, look, you see where we at right now. Hey, you keep going. You got my permission. I'm just trying to show we don't get hit by nothing. All right. How many books do you read a year?

[690.9s] SPEAKER_01: It's in high school.

[698.2s] SPEAKER_00: I go with two. I go with two as well. OK. OK. What's the biggest benefit of reading? Well, all right, ladies and gentlemen, first, I just want to say thank you all for doing the survey. Second, socials, phone number. I just need to be able to hit you up when this video come out or when your portion of the video come out.

[716.0s] SPEAKER_01: OK. My Instagram is yourboyj. And that's y-o-b-o-y-y underscore j-a-y-y.

[725.8s] SPEAKER_00: There we go.

[728.5s] SPEAKER_01: Instagram.

[729.5s] SPEAKER_00: Instagram, YouTube, Twitter, wherever you want me to tag you at.

[735.8s] SPEAKER_01: Instagram is just PaytonJ. That's J-u-s-t underscore p-a-y-t-o-n-j.

[751.7s] SPEAKER_00: Ms. Lane.

[752.1s] SPEAKER_01: OK. My bad. Instagram, blackcat, b-l-a-c-k-k-a-t-t-c-t.

[759.4s] SPEAKER_00: All right. I'll let y'all know when the video come out. Do I have your permission to use this video? Yes, sir. All right. I appreciate it. Ladies and gentlemen, I want y'all to know that right over there, you see that big old Mercedes-Benz signal? That's the stadium right now. So you guys are now within a comfortable walking distance. You can go straight up this hill right here and you can go on the bridge and walk across or you can just wait until traffic slows us out. It's going to slow down again. You can just walk across street that way, go across the backyard bridge or you can find some other convoluted way, but those are the two fastest.

[787.4s] SPEAKER_01: Yes, sir.

[788.2s] SPEAKER_00: All right. Thank you. I appreciate that, y'all.

[789.8s] SPEAKER_01: All right.

[790.2s] SPEAKER_00: Thank you, sir. I think y'all be easy. Yes, sir. Be blessed. And you know what I'm saying? Blessings of all kinds are accepted and appreciated. Yes, sir. We got you. We got you. I thank you. I thank you. I thank you.

[813.0s] SPEAKER_01: Is that fine with you? That's fine with me. Thank you. Thank you. I mean, it's your car. We got to make sure.

[819.1s] SPEAKER_00: I mean, hey, it's up to, I don't know.

[821.9s] SPEAKER_01: Because Ms. Pink Hat about to just beat us up.

[824.5s] SPEAKER_00: She was like, hey, nah, get all your money's worth. I'm like, all your money?

[829.4s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. Like I had made a bad grade on my report card. Right.

[837.1s] SPEAKER_00: I guess that's me. I personally don't like having to go around and back around when I get to the bridge. I just go right up the hill. You already right there. And just go right up. I mean, I don't know. I don't know.

[848.5s] SPEAKER_01: That's up to her. She's like, ah, go back in there. I don't know. Okay. Hey, we ain't fighting with you.

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