📚 Barkley Corpus

📁 Mock (2 Black Girls)

⏱️ 09m 01s · 🗣️ Interviewer, Guest · 4 Q&A pairs · 22 speaker turns
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💬 Questions & Answers
#1 · Interviewer ⏱️ 76.3s → Guest ⏱️ 114.3s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Sit your ass down. Sit your ass down. And what was yours again?
💬 I don't think anyone has. I ain't never had my mama
🤖 AI & Tech Opinion / Hot Take black
#2 · Interviewer ⏱️ 122.2s → Guest ⏱️ 141.6s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Give me a minute. That's a good one. What you got streets?
💬 You should know. You ain't making stuff up. Oh I got one.
🤖 AI & Tech Opinion / Hot Take black
#3 · Interviewer ⏱️ 151.6s → Guest ⏱️ 218.7s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Alright. Name something you never ever ever want your kids to see on your social media page. Wait something what?
💬 Me naked. Provocative stuff. Okay. Okay. Okay.
🎮 Hobbies & Interests🤖 AI & Tech👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family & Parenting Opinion / Hot Take black
#4 · Interviewer ⏱️ 313.4s → Guest ⏱️ 365.8s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Squaw. Baby oil. What you got streets?
💬 Church. Squaw church. Sky bar. Sagar bar. Sagar bar. Okay okay I like that one. But that's what you find as well. No but I think church is crazy but that is the number one answer. It's church. People do be saying
⛪ Faith & Religion Opinion / Hot Take black
📜 Full Transcript
[0.0s] SPEAKER_00: What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with the folks. Say what's up folks.
[4.3s] SPEAKER_01: Hey. I actually like that. Y'all was together. It was in harmony. This is good. This is good. Alright everybody. So look, these two ladies right here are about to compete against each other. We have asked over a hundred people inside the great city of Atlanta some series of questions, surveys, just their opinions. And now these two ladies are about to try and guess what Atlanta had to say. Now, one of y'all got to be the squad and one of y'all got to be the streets. So who's going to be what? See the streets? You're going to be squad. Alright. All you got to do is say your team name and then you get to guess first. Whoever gets the highest scoring point, highest scoring answer, gets the point for the round. Sound good? Alright bet. Here we go. Name something a parent would say before whooping their child. Or street. I think you have to say streets. Your team name.
[61.4s] SPEAKER_00: Okay. When I'm ready to answer. Yep. Okay. So she got to go first. The streets. What you got? Alright. What's the question?
[76.3s] SPEAKER_01: Name something a parent would say before whooping their child. Sit your ass down. Sit your ass down. And what was yours again? I'm going to give you something to cry about. Give you something to cry about is the fourth top answer. And sit your ass down is nine to top five. Yeah. So she gets that one unless you want to try and guess the other top four. And then you get double points for that. Number one answer is this hurts me more than it hurts you.
[114.3s] SPEAKER_00: I don't think anyone has. I ain't never had my mama
[122.2s] SPEAKER_01: and daddy say that. Alright. Fill in the blank. You're in the barbershop chair or in a hair salon in your case. What's the last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say to you? Squad. What's up? Give me a minute. That's a good one. What you got streets?
[141.6s] SPEAKER_00: You should know. You ain't making stuff up. Oh I got one.
[151.6s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. I got an emergency. I got an emergency. Yeah. It's like I got to go. They do be doing that. They do be doing that. So. What's the number one answer? Number one answer is oops. That's the number one answer. Number two answer though is oh shit oh damn. So you got that one. You are so good. She know the people of Atlanta. She just know them. Oh so you already know. You know what number three is? Hey boo. I got a anything. Well let me tell you women around Atlanta believe that all hairdressers are like hey boo is the sign of I'm about to do something fucked up. Hey boo I got to go. Hey boo I got to leave. Hey boo I ain't going to be able to make it. Hey boo. Wait a second. Alright. Name something you never ever ever want your kids to see on your social media page. Wait something what? Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media page.
[218.7s] SPEAKER_00: Me naked. Provocative stuff. Okay. Okay. Okay.
[235.9s] SPEAKER_01: Number three answer is provocative stuff twerking anything I was doing when I was young.
[240.4s] SPEAKER_00: So you get that. Number one is
[244.9s] SPEAKER_01: nudity and or porn. I said that. You did say that. So you win that one. Look at you. Look at you. Look at you. Look at you. She on the board. She on the board. Alright. Next one. Next one. Name the top reason that men get married. A lot of get married? Yep.
[261.7s] SPEAKER_00: First the wrong person. Squaw, Stree, who want to take a guess?
[273.6s] SPEAKER_01: Men get married. They feel sorry for what they did to somebody. So now they marrying her. God damn forty seven. Alright
[289.9s] SPEAKER_00: Squaw what you got? I would say the men who are ready to get married get married for life's sake. Number two answer is care. Someone care for them like they mama.
[313.4s] SPEAKER_01: Number two. Yep. And because they cheated on that girl is not in the top five. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. Number one so far is sex. I don't know how I don't know why. I don't know how that got there. I really don't. That's part of the reason I'm glad I've been recording this shit because I'm like nah y'all ain't going to say a lot about this. Getting a little crazy. Alright so name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. I ain't hear no one's buzzes. Squaw. Baby oil. What you got streets? Pills. Drugs is number three. But baby oil is number one. I got to give some a gimme in there now and then. I don't want someone to feel bad again. No points. Alright best place to find a spouse.
[365.8s] SPEAKER_00: Church. Squaw church. Sky bar. Sagar bar. Sagar bar. Okay okay I like that one. But that's what you find as well. No but I think church is crazy but that is the number one answer. It's church. People do be saying
[386.3s] SPEAKER_01: church. You've been doing so good at it. Well right now what's the score right now? Three to three? Who just said church? Yeah she got three now. That's three three. Alright. Next question. Next question. We ain't got that one. Oh it's my favorite one. You at a Wava house and a fight breaks out. What do you do next? Squaw. Streets. What you got?
[424.5s] SPEAKER_00: Record. Squaw what you got? Run out. They finna start shooting.
[432.2s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. Is it Atlanta Wava house? You can't even get inside of a Wava house no mo. Number three is get out of there. But number one is world star. Record it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Okay here we go. Tell me how many dates until a man should expect a home cooked meal?
[465.4s] SPEAKER_00: What's up Streets? Well let me say one number different that way the entire hour. I'm gonna say two cause these folks fucking around and do it after one. They so low.
[487.6s] SPEAKER_01: Alright I say three. Alright number one answer is three. Boom. Two is not in the top five. After that is one. Yes three One. Five. Nope. Five is four. The third one though, third most answered, mid should not expect food. I'm like damn you don't think you should cook for your dude? Third most answered question. Oh she fish.