❓ Why is a stripper leap? Let it out this one. Why are two strippers leading cheetah?
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[0.0s]SPEAKER_00:Let's do this. What's good, everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. We in the car. We're doing the competition. It's the streets versus the squad. Fellas, say, what's up?
[7.6s]SPEAKER_01:What's up?
[8.4s]SPEAKER_00:Say, what's up? Damn, that was actually good the first time. Most of all, I got to hype people up again. Y'all good. I like this. I like this. All right, everybody. Y'all know what it is. It's time to get lit. It's time to go. All right. Now, question number one. You all ready?
[22.4s]SPEAKER_01:Yes.
[23.0s]SPEAKER_00:Let's do it. Question number two. And this one you actually say, streets or squad whip. Name something that a parent would say before whipping their child.
[34.3s]SPEAKER_01:Streets.
[35.5s]SPEAKER_00:I think your squad. But we're going to... There's streets now. Oh, there's streets. Oh, there's streets? Great. There's streets. He remembered. All right. Streets. Go ahead. You got three seconds. One, two, three. Answer.
[50.8s]SPEAKER_01:When I get your ass.
[52.0s]SPEAKER_00:When I get your ass. That's a good one. I like that. Team squad. What you got?
[57.2s]SPEAKER_01:Boy, I'm going to whoop your ass.
[58.5s]SPEAKER_00:Boy, I'm going to whoop your ass. All right. I want you guys to know that boy, I'm going to whoop your ass, which is pretty much any sort of threat that you're about to get beat, is number four. And I'm going to get your ass. It's not on there. Parents are not chasing down kids no more. So, is it funky? Y'all want to try to guess the rest of them? Because there's three answers above that.
[78.7s]SPEAKER_01:No. I told you.
[80.2s]SPEAKER_00:Nope. We're leaving it alone. I like it. Next question. Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.
[86.5s]SPEAKER_01:Streets.
[87.6s]SPEAKER_00:I heard streets first. Baby oil. You got the squad.
[90.0s]SPEAKER_01:Baby oil.
[90.7s]SPEAKER_00:Baby oil? Squad, what you got?
[93.3s]SPEAKER_01:There's nothing better than baby oil.
[98.1s]SPEAKER_00:Quaaludes. Okay. All right. I love these answers. All right. So, the number one answer is quaaludes. Now I'm playing. Quaaludes is actually wrapped up in the drugs, which is the fourth answer. And the number one answer is baby oil. Do you guys want to try and get the other two answers? Male escorts. Ah, that's just called my male friend, my son, and or boyfriend. That is number two. Anyone care what number three is?
[123.3s]SPEAKER_01:Cassie.
[124.0s]SPEAKER_00:Nah, a lawyer. Hey, there's some people who are clever. Some people are clever. Hey, I think everyone would prefer to have Cassie than a lawyer, but that sound is very weird. Keep it going. Keep it going. Next one. You're inside the barbershop chair. The last thing you want to hear your barber say is.
[148.3s]SPEAKER_01:Uh-oh. Streets. Streets.
[152.3s]SPEAKER_00:Streets. Oops. All right. Squad, what you got?
[155.2s]SPEAKER_01:Oh shit.
[156.3s]SPEAKER_00:Oh shit. All right. It turns out that the squad got it. Oh shit is the number one answer. Yeah, you got to add it with me. They were all like, oh shit. But number two answer is oops. All right. So the squad actually wins that one. Unless you want to make it funky, there are two more answers that are in the top for that one. They're feeling it. They're feeling it. All right. We're going to the next one. Oh, this is one of my favorite ones. Name the top reason that a man gets married.
[191.8s]SPEAKER_01:Streets. Streets.
[193.0s]SPEAKER_00:I heard streets. What you got? Good pussy. Squad, what you got?
[201.6s]SPEAKER_01:Kids. I got it. Hold up. Hold up. Can I clarify his answer for a better answer?
[207.9s]SPEAKER_00:So we're changing good pussy to something else?
[210.0s]SPEAKER_01:No. No. I want to go for the third because I want to clarify his answer and steal it with a better answer.
[215.1s]SPEAKER_00:All right. All right. Well, it turns out good pussy slash sex is the number one answer. By the way, I am not making up these answers. People in these streets are saying this.
[226.8s]SPEAKER_01:The second best answer is she's pregnant, which is a derivative of kids.
[229.8s]SPEAKER_00:You know what? You know what? I love that one. I love that.
[234.1s]SPEAKER_01:All three kind of cascade into each other.
[236.8s]SPEAKER_00:They do kind of, right?
[237.9s]SPEAKER_01:She's pregnant. Now you got kids.
[239.1s]SPEAKER_00:I'm going to blow your mind. Kids, she's pregnant is not in the top five for that answer. Shut up. We are. That part of life is over.
[253.3s]SPEAKER_00:It is. We are past the era of she got pregnant and I have to marry her. That is dead now. No one's saying that no more. Wow. Actually, not no one. I'm not going to say that. I've had two people give that answer. She's pregnant.
[265.3s]SPEAKER_01:What's number two? She's rich.
[267.7s]SPEAKER_00:Fine answers. Just in general. Love is three.
[274.0s]SPEAKER_01:I thought we were past that.
[276.9s]SPEAKER_00:We're past that too.
[278.0s]SPEAKER_01:I'm 52. I've been married.
[280.7s]SPEAKER_00:Hey, man. I've been married for two years and I think. I was still in love with her. We just had a kid. We sparked everything. I guess. Hey, you know, life. All right. Let's see. Oh, best place to find a spouse. Squad. All right. Squad. What you got? What you got? You know, you know, you know. Hey, OK. Streets. Streets. What you got? Oh, wow. Find somebody else's spouse. That is actually hilarious. I appreciate that one. But the answer that's actually on the board is. Strip club. Strip club actually is on there. It's number four. Number four. Yeah. I mean, there's three. There's three better answers. And they're all tied, by the way. The top three answers to this one. They're all tied. So y'all want to try and steal? Or y'all like to steal? All right. You got to steal it. All three. Let's see. What else? Aha. That's my favorite one. You're at a Waffle House. A fight breaks out. What do you do next? Our streets in the back. Order more food. I like that answer. Squad. Grab your phone. And do what? All right. This had to clarify. Oh, that's a beautiful highway. I thought we were getting on with 87. Y'all give me one second.
[390.1s]SPEAKER_01:Three. Slide is. It's like nothing. Apology, gentlemen.
[397.4s]SPEAKER_00:Number one answer is pull out that phone and record. Number two answer is order more food. Anybody care to know what three and four is? That is actually number five. It did not make the top five. I really hope it did. Only two people said that. But you said what?
[417.2s]SPEAKER_01:Gadao.
[418.2s]SPEAKER_00:Gadao is number three. Number four is hide under the table or in the bathroom. You see what I'm saying? You know the part I was dissatisfied about that question? Call the police was number six. I was like, you know, it's funny that more people said, join in the fight before calling the police. I was like, worst Halloween costume is.
[450.6s]SPEAKER_01:It's simpler than you might think. Charlie Brown ghost.
[454.6s]SPEAKER_00:Charlie Brown ghost. Okay. Streets. What you got? You'd be surprised that formal is. That's in the top four. What else you got? What else you got? Next answer. What kind of school teacher?
[480.5s]SPEAKER_01:Naughty school teacher.
[481.2s]SPEAKER_00:Naughty school teacher. We're going with that. All right. Well, it turns out Naughty school teacher is the number one. But the exact number one answer is this. Sex. Slutty. Insert. Anything. Worst. Worst Halloween costume. Number four, though, is anything racist or offensive? So that is all things. Ku Klux Klan. Black face. White face. Anything. You're like, yo, you're being racy. It's the fourth word.
[519.1s]SPEAKER_01:I'm done with this. I'm done with this. And I did not mean that metaphorically. Hey, I think that's a good answer.
[528.7s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, here's another one. Tell me how many dates until a man should expect a home cooking. 2025.
[537.9s]SPEAKER_01:Dang.
[538.5s]SPEAKER_00:God.
[546.4s]SPEAKER_01:From these women? He said 10. From these women?
[554.9s]SPEAKER_00:Six. Six. Three. OK.
[559.9s]SPEAKER_01:OK. I think you're going to have to marry the person you're dating. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And get you a side two.
[565.6s]SPEAKER_00:You know what? I think that's actually a viable answer. Well, it actually turns out that the top answer is these. I don't know. I think they're lying, too. Hey, man, that's a lot of them that said it. The question is how many of them are doing it. I don't know. I can't remember. You know what? I could. I wish I was picking a third attractive woman. That would have been nicer. But had picked up someone who I was like, hey, she's cute. Number two was five. Number three was men shouldn't expect a home-cooked meal. Number four was four. So yeah, it's kind of funny that the first two were numbers and the last one was you're fucking out of your mind. Now, I'm about to tell you the part about that that's really crazy. We had 18 people say you shouldn't expect a home-cooked meal. Fifteen of them were men.
[624.5s]SPEAKER_01:I was going to say never. Oh, wow. Not because I don't think it's OK to expect a home-cooked meal. But because I try to be real. Hey, man. Real housewives of Atlanta ain't cooking shit. You know about the babies. You know what? You ain't lying. You ain't lying. Wow.
[643.1s]SPEAKER_00:Making reservations and calling it dinner. I'm done.
[646.2s]SPEAKER_01:I'm done.
[647.4s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, snap. Why do women need men?
[656.8s]SPEAKER_01:Seriously. Take out the trash.
[658.2s]SPEAKER_00:Take out the trash.
[658.8s]SPEAKER_01:Kill bugs.
[659.6s]SPEAKER_00:Kill bugs. Open jars.
[665.1s]SPEAKER_01:For a baby.
[666.3s]SPEAKER_00:For a baby. OK. OK.
[668.2s]SPEAKER_01:Pay the bills.
[669.5s]SPEAKER_00:Pay the bills. Cool. Cool. All right. Number one answer is to pay the bills. Number four answer is odd jobs that I can't do around the house. Kids has not been given to me in 150 interviews.
[686.3s]SPEAKER_01:They don't need men for kids. All right.
[688.5s]SPEAKER_00:They haven't mentioned being a mentor. They haven't mentioned being a partner. They haven't mentioned love. They haven't mentioned respect. They haven't mentioned nothing but paying for shit. Opening jars and random shit like that. Protection. And what was the third one? Oh, third answer. We don't need men.
[715.9s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I was going to say that. Yeah.
[725.0s]SPEAKER_00:Hey, man. Lesbians about their life. You know what's funny? One of the craziest rides I've had since I've been doing this, I've been, I've been. I've been cheating on people. I've been cheating, cheating on people. I've been cheating on people. And my first thought was these must be strippers, but it was 12 o'clock. Why is a stripper leap? Let it out this one. Why are two strippers leading cheetah? At 12 o'clock on a Friday. That sounds like walk away from money. They got in the car and was like, I don't know what's going on, there might be a lesbian convention because there's nothing but lesbians in there and they don't throw money so all I gotta say is lesbians are ruining the Atlanta economy strippers are getting good we have to think about this but gentlemen those are the ones that I got right now I got answers for now locked in I appreciate you guys helping me out but I gotta ask what did you guys think about the questions we talked about the experience I definitely this is a rough
[786.9s]SPEAKER_01:as hell edit so I'm ready for all criticism bring it okay for sure much better with the service you got good content appreciated anybody else it's a more things more like the lights you like yo this is cool
[830.8s]SPEAKER_00:oh shit I do have the thing is I'm driving so I gotta get it all at the same time you know it's funny I've got so used to having lights one of my car got the right normally drive it's dark there's a light yeah all right but there is theme song pull up a little slow a little slow appreciate it told you guys how much money went to this project you guys you guys would find it hilarious we just randomly had this car available these lights were cheap as hell we actually made money doing this I'm like yo this is the best production budget one more thing everybody in the back seats on the sides of you there are little pieces of paper that are laminated have you found one it's purple also in streets all the way the third row he got it all right guys behind you inside the seats they're laminated inside the pouch you can scan that QR code it will let you know how to get to our YouTube channel there is nothing posted yet we're gonna we says a season it's coming out first episode August 24 oh yeah we had to do this one right cuz I was like this works someone's gonna steal it immediately