❓ I just need y'all to tell me if you would marry this dude with just one problem. He's a perfect guy, but just one problem. We got it?
💬 He's perfect in every way, but he never went to college. He's perfect in every other way. He perfect in every way, but he has a female best friend. All the rest of that stuff is exactly the way you want it to be.
❓ Perfect in every way, but he's a virgin friend in the middle. What's up?
💬 That's a trick. But he's perfect in every way. So we got the money. Exactly. I don't want it. I'm sorry. Yeah, I feel like we got to be the same age range.
💬 No, I want to already be, I want to be that person. I want to know exactly who I'm marrying. Yeah, I don't want to have to find out. From the end to the end.
[7.0s]SPEAKER_00:Okay, y'all gotta all get in the shot, get in the shot together. All right, here we go. What's good everybody, it's your boy Uncle Les. I'm gonna come with the ladies. Say what's up ladies. What's up. I love it, I love it, I love it. All right y'all, all right y'all. So here's the thing, here's the thing. We about to play a games call, he's perfect in every way. I just need y'all to tell me if you would marry this dude with just one problem. He's a perfect guy, but just one problem. We got it? All right, question number one. He's perfect in every way, but he look average. Half the dudes that you ever run into with better than your guy. Oh, I like me. I like me. He's perfect in every way, but he cheats. Out of there, people in the streets. He's perfect in every way, but he doesn't care about your career. So he take care of you in everything. You're like, gotta go. Well, it's okay. You can still do your thing. You don't care. He said, gotta go. It's over. All right. He's perfect in every way, but you don't want to be a father. Wait, I don't want to be no baby mama. This is your husband. You got to marry this person. But I don't want kids. So we cool. So we cool. Okay. So you say yes. You say no. Yeah. All right. Cool. Perfect in every way, but he never makes you laugh. He perfect in every way, but he can't cook. She said, wait, perfect. Dude, he's qualified. Wait, he's perfect. He perfect in every other way, but he can't cook as qualified. No, no, no. I don't mind. Perfect. Perfect in every way, but he doesn't believe in God.
[126.5s]SPEAKER_01:He's perfect in every way, but he never went to college. He's perfect in every other way. He perfect in every way, but he has a female best friend. All the rest of that stuff is exactly the way you want it to be.
[156.5s]SPEAKER_00:Perfect in every way, but he's a virgin friend in the middle. What's up? He's saying no. It's like he better blown out. He better blown out some other chicks back before you get to me. You better blow somebody else's back out before you get to me. That's what we're saying. All right. Perfect in every way, but he attended two ditty parties. All right. He's perfect in every way, every way, which way you can think about it. But he's 25 years older than you.
[216.3s]SPEAKER_01:That's a trick. But he's perfect in every way. So we got the money. Exactly. I don't want it. I'm sorry. Yeah, I feel like we got to be the same age range.
[241.1s]SPEAKER_00:Give us a little space, dawg. Give us a little space. You obviously a college kid and you're not from here. He's perfect in every way, but he can never physically satisfy you. He's perfect in every way, but the marriage is arranged.
[261.4s]SPEAKER_01:Cause I be seeing like stuff on TikTok and it'd be like you married, you're arranged, like it was an arranged marriage, but y'all end up falling in love with each other. No, I got to know my husband. Cause it's like everything else is perfect. But I mean everything else aligns. Like only difference. Yeah. Yeah. So that means it doesn't, it doesn't change anything. But I don't really want to get to know somebody that I'm married to.
[282.9s]SPEAKER_00:What you mean?
[284.6s]SPEAKER_01:She said she don't want to have to marry them then get to know them. Right.
[288.6s]SPEAKER_00:Why? She want to already know them? Why not?
[290.7s]SPEAKER_01:No, I want to already be, I want to be that person. I want to know exactly who I'm marrying. Yeah, I don't want to have to find out. From the end to the end.
[300.6s]SPEAKER_00:Wait, you think you're going to know that person in and out before you married him? I should. Oh, wow.
[305.1s]SPEAKER_01:But not before, in other words. I want to do it before than after.
[309.8s]SPEAKER_00:Really? Yes. Oh, you might want to look at what marriage entails.
[313.1s]SPEAKER_01:You want to, yes.
[316.6s]SPEAKER_00:You mean you going, wait real quick. You think someone, how long it takes for someone to know you inside and out?
[324.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, a few years.
[324.9s]SPEAKER_00:How old are you? 19? 18. How many of them years do you think I got to get to know you?
[331.9s]SPEAKER_01:Right, that's a lot of years.
[333.2s]SPEAKER_00:It's a lot of years to know someone inside and out.
[335.0s]SPEAKER_01:At least like, at least five.
[337.1s]SPEAKER_00:At least five?
[337.8s]SPEAKER_01:You should know that person more than anybody else knows you. Yeah, at least five.
[341.2s]SPEAKER_00:Before you marry them?
[342.4s]SPEAKER_01:Yes.
[343.0s]SPEAKER_00:So that means you got to outdo their parents.
[346.8s]SPEAKER_01:But once you marry somebody, your wife or your husband. You start telling them stuff. Yeah, you start telling them stuff. They go before your parents. I'm not putting anybody before my parents before if I don't know them like that.
[359.6s]SPEAKER_00:All right. It's perfect in every way, but they don't go to the gym.
[363.9s]SPEAKER_01:I barely go to the gym. I was going to say. I'm okay with that. Wait, wait, wait, but is they fat though? Like, is they unhealthy?
[370.2s]SPEAKER_00:Hey, this is perfect. Everything else is perfect.
[372.2s]SPEAKER_01:Everything else is perfect, they just can't go. They can have the perfect body and not go to the gym. I mean, that's good.
[376.9s]SPEAKER_00:Some things is lucky like that for a little bit. Hey bro, I got you, I got you. No problem, no problem. Have to try and get through there. Because now this dude can't drive, but that's okay. Now it's this black truck. That's the problem. He about to try and scoot around here. Yep. Now you can move back your ass up. You you're working right now. All right, dog. Come on. You already know where it is. Keep going back, please. Please let the play work. Let the play work. Oh, he's trying to take you. You go that way. You go that way. Go that way, dog. You in the way. You the problem.
[424.2s]SPEAKER_01:Bro, this car is parked on along the side. It's holding up traffic.
[427.8s]SPEAKER_00:I know, but the real issue.
[430.0s]SPEAKER_01:All right, this is a straight road. They just got to get there.
[432.1s]SPEAKER_00:Let's go that way a little bit. Now all the rest of these, come on. We got to stop these things before they come down here. Go that way. Go that way. Thank you. Damn. There we go. Now we can create a lane because these young niggas don't want to act right. Let's go. Your car is a piece of shit. Don't hit mine. All right, there we go. We got it. All right, it's perfect in every way, but he works 80 hours a week.
[456.6s]SPEAKER_01:That's too many. Wait, 80? 80 is too many. 80, and that's perfect. Wait, no. That's not that. That's no quality time.
[463.8s]SPEAKER_00:Wait, but like, that's not that bad.
[465.0s]SPEAKER_01:That's being very rude. Are you providing?
[467.7s]SPEAKER_00:He's providing.
[468.7s]SPEAKER_01:That's like, 10, 8.
[472.2s]SPEAKER_00:Nah, that- Because then I could stay at home.
[474.3s]SPEAKER_01:No, because most people don't work on weekends, so that just means Monday through Friday. I could be at stay at home. That's a lot of hours from Monday through Friday.
[482.1s]SPEAKER_00:Okay, that's cool. I say yes.
[484.3s]SPEAKER_01:You will get no time. The only time y'all gonna see each other is when y'all go to bed. I say yes, though.
[489.6s]SPEAKER_00:You saying yes or no?
[490.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yes. No.
[491.7s]SPEAKER_00:All right. He's perfect in every way, but let's see what we got here. Oh, but he posts thirst traps.
[500.5s]SPEAKER_01:Uh-uh. Oh, that's shit, Courtney. I ain't gonna lie. Especially if he likes me. You gotta get the fuck on. Especially if he likes me and I. You gotta go.
[507.8s]SPEAKER_00:Wait, so everything else is perfect. He just posts thirst traps?
[511.2s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I got that. I don't like no-
[512.4s]SPEAKER_00:That's the Squallifier?
[514.2s]SPEAKER_01:That's shit, Courtney. Be a man. Is you a girl or a boy? Who wanna be the girl? I mean, who wanna be the boys?
[521.4s]SPEAKER_00:All right. He's perfect in every way, but he can't read.
[527.4s]SPEAKER_01:You gotta keep asking me what they say.
[535.4s]SPEAKER_00:All right.
[535.8s]SPEAKER_01:No, sir.
[539.5s]SPEAKER_00:Well, ladies, thank you so very much. If y'all could, go ahead. We go on YouTube first and then we go TikTok.
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[551.2s]SPEAKER_00:Season one come out at the end of the next month. Oh yeah, we do it by season. I told you I'm legitimate. Head to toe legitimate.