PXL_20250630_005314595 — Barkley Corpus

[4.7s] SPEAKER_01: Here we go, here we go, here we go. What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with Jamie. Say what's up, Jamie. Hi. Say what's up, Jamie. What's up? All right, there we go, there we go. Look, we gotta make sure Jamie feels comfortable. She gotta feel loose. Yes. All right, so Jamie has been so kind as to do the survey. We're about to go through and get some information. Are you ready, Jamie? Yes, I am. All right, now I want you some of these questions a little bit wild and all I'm looking for is your best opinion. It don't matter if you write wrong. There is no right or wrong. I just want to hear what you got to think. Okay. All right, all right. You ready? Yes. All right, let's do it. Question number one.

[44.0s] SPEAKER_00: Name something that a parent would say before whooping their child. Take me right back out.

[53.1s] SPEAKER_01: Damn, it's cold. It's cold. You're in the barber's chair or the salon chair. What's the last thing you want to hear your barber say? Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media.

[86.4s] SPEAKER_00: Damn, that's a good one. All right, name the top reason men get married. Well, I'll guess. What you got? We don't skip that one. All right, name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.

[122.9s] SPEAKER_01: Baby oil. He already got all the baby oil. Oh, something else. Okay, you can say baby oil. That's fine. That's fine. All right, what's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach

[135.9s] SPEAKER_00: would also say to a player? You don't know bad kids? I don't know bad kids. A player? Yep. That really threw me off. Skip, skip, skip. All right, what's the worst hood in Atlanta? The worst hood in Atlanta? Yep. Anything on the west side? Anything on the west side? Yes. All right,

[166.7s] SPEAKER_01: you had a waffle house and a fight breaks out. What do you do next? Record. Record. What's the

[175.4s] SPEAKER_00: worst Halloween costume? That's like, it's like really big. It's like, I sent it on Fashion Nova today and it was like syrup. It was like a syrup bottle and it was like, it was literally like the

[195.4s] SPEAKER_01: is the worst. Those are the worst ones? Yes. I can actually feel that. All right, so R. Kelly done gone down. Tyler Perry look like he about to go down and Diddy look like he about to go down. Who's next? Usher. Damn! All right, all right. Tell me how many dates until a man should expect a woman to cook for him? Four dates? Probably four. Four dates and a home-cooked meal should happen. Okay, I feel that. I feel that. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend.

[233.1s] SPEAKER_00: Uh, I actually want to take care of your boyfriend. Okay, okay. Why do men need women? They have been cheated for emotional support so I'm just going to say for emotional support.

[255.4s] SPEAKER_01: I feel that. I feel that. What is the number one thing that a Karen does? Record and talk loud.

[265.1s] SPEAKER_00: Record and talk loud? Yes. Why do women need men? Because that's something that I like. Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend. She said yikes. Your wife is going to have your

[308.7s] SPEAKER_01: kids and your girlfriend. Okay, that I feel that. That's actually a pretty good one. That's a pretty good one. The power has been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next? Wait, what am I like in a building like a house? I mean you could be wherever you want to be at but the power is out for four hours. You got to find a way out. All right, that's interesting. If all the

[337.9s] SPEAKER_00: women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem to come up? I'd have to say

[346.9s] SPEAKER_01: nobody's cooking. Nobody's cooking? Nobody's cooking. So people are going to start to start

[351.2s] SPEAKER_00: like, hey, hey, someone's going to start cooking. So yeah, I agree. All right, all right. Name something you wish men understood about women. Some men be seeing that period cramps don't really hurt you for real and they can take it so that right there, that is something serious. I feel

[373.5s] SPEAKER_01: that. I feel that. All right, fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite

[380.6s] SPEAKER_00: team is, okay, Falcons and the Ravens. That's crazy. All right, all right. Who's the best SEC

[405.6s] SPEAKER_01: football team? The best SEC football? Do you watch college ball? Oh yeah, kind of. All right, University of Michigan. I watch University of Michigan. I'm cool with it. Name the most attractive part of a woman's appearance that is not a body part. That's true. I got hit in the body part.

[435.5s] SPEAKER_00: But dress is not. That's fine. I dig it. I dig it. What's the purpose of Labor Day? During a zombie

[453.3s] SPEAKER_01: apocalypse, where's the first place you would go? How many books do you read a year? Okay.

[478.4s] SPEAKER_00: That's cool. Okay. What's the biggest benefit from reading?

[487.1s] SPEAKER_01: Vocabulary. What's the worst thing about people who move to Atlanta? Worst thing? Yeah. The

[499.6s] SPEAKER_00: traffic. Because moving and all that traffic is crazy. All right, you're out with your best friend

[507.5s] SPEAKER_01: in the world and they start acting like Kanye. They start to get jumped. What do you do next?

[517.8s] SPEAKER_00: Yep. And you know they started it. I feel that. I feel that. Name something you wish women understood about men. Vice versa. What do you wish women understood about men? What would you do if you

[563.5s] SPEAKER_01: found out your partner was talking to their ex? You say that's an instant cutoff? Yes. Damn. Break up immediately. All right, you're in a loving relationship with a famous rapper and you had to bring him home for Thanksgiving dinner. Okay. Who do you wish it was? Who would be the best situation to meet mom and dad? I would say Bryson Tiller. Bryson Tiller? All right,

[599.2s] SPEAKER_00: who's the worst option to bring home? Baby Kea? Oh, no. No. They know. No, that's a hard one.

[623.5s] SPEAKER_01: Baby Kea? Okay. What's the best way to relieve stress after work?

[633.5s] SPEAKER_00: Bad. Nothing good for you. No, really, it's good food and then a bad food. Good food. Okay,

[640.6s] SPEAKER_01: I fool with that. All right, what was the first thing that a Falcons fan said after the 28 to 3 loss in a Super Bowl? That they say a lot. Damn. Well, try again. I ain't heard that. Name something you don't trust AI to do. What's the most important part of a good great marriage? God. Okay, I feel that. I definitely actually agree with that a lot. All right, what's the first thing you think when you hear the phrase hot girl summer?

[700.4s] SPEAKER_00: Twerking. Twerking? Yes. Shaking the cheeks. Name the best part about America. Say the cities.

[713.8s] SPEAKER_01: The cities? Because I like them beautiful. What's something that AI can't do like a human? Can't cook. That's a good one. Speaking of cooking, what's a guarantee at an ATL cookout?

[750.9s] SPEAKER_00: What's the top reason a man cheats? The other girl was listening to what he was saying. What I said, emotional support. So that right there. What's the top reason a woman cheats?

[786.4s] SPEAKER_01: So another guy was showing her affection. She's like, come out of here. If Tyler Perry's life was the title of one of his movies, which movie would it be? Nobody's Fool. Nobody's Fool? Okay. Okay. Okay. What's the most annoying thing your spouse could do? See that the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are getting paid $200 an hour this year. Who else should be making that kind of money? Doctors and the space people. You know what? That's good. Well, hey, those are all the main questions I had. I got more, but hey, what'd you

[869.4s] SPEAKER_00: think? So Miss Jamie, do I have your permission to use this video content? Yes, you do. All right.

[880.7s] SPEAKER_01: Now I have to ask, do you want to blur your face out or you're like, hey, no, I'm cool with my answers. You're cool with the answers. All right, y'all. This has been Jamie. You want to shout

[888.3s] SPEAKER_00: yourself out? Yes. All right. Tell them where to follow you at. My Instagram is love4ab.ns4.

[897.3s] SPEAKER_01: Yep. We in there. We in there. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And we out. Bye. Peace.

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