PXL_20250630_021112958 — Barkley Corpus

[0.5s] SPEAKER_01: What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Ez and we're here riding around Atlanta asking people the questions. I'm here with the folks. Say what's up folks. Hey what's up. Say what's up folks. What's up. I like her energy. I like this sir. I need you to, we're on a team here. We're on a team here. All right so question number one. You are in the barber chair. You're in the salon. You're getting your hair done. Right. And the person doing your hair says something awful. What's the worst thing they could possibly say? You mean the hairdresser. Yeah the hairdresser is doing your hair. You're like that's the last thing

[35.0s] SPEAKER_00: I wanted to hear. That he made it come in by your hair before coming to him. Okay and you miss? Worst

[45.9s] SPEAKER_01: thing. What's the worst thing? In the middle doing your hair and you're like. You're getting kind of thin. Because like all your hair is just thin right here. Oops gotta go. To the next question. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media. Don't post anything. Perfect.

[72.3s] SPEAKER_00: Name the top reason men get married. Military men get married. And what's that? Save taxes. Save taxes?

[85.1s] SPEAKER_01: That is a very common thing. It's prior service. That happens a lot. I thought you were about to say priest. No no. Marriage counselor. Military. Not a priest. Ain't tried that one. Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Not bring to the party? He would ask you to bring to the party.

[108.6s] SPEAKER_00: Diddy he's just convicted with sex offender. Hey man he's doing a lot of stuff right now man.

[115.7s] SPEAKER_01: A list star. From throwing crazy parties with a bunch of wild incidents. You love to abuse people

[123.8s] SPEAKER_00: sexily. It's improvement. Okay that's the whole. I mean they're supposed to be releasing that this week. So we're gonna find out. I mean he gets everything so. Because he prepare for it. You

[139.8s] SPEAKER_01: just bring yourself. What's the worst Halloween costume? Yourself. Yourself? That actually is a pretty good one. That's actually pretty good. How many dates should a man take a

[159.2s] SPEAKER_00: woman on before expecting her to cook? Unlimited. I like that answer. How many dates does a man need to take a woman out before expecting her to cook? Unlimited. Unlimited dates. I like that one. Name

[180.1s] SPEAKER_01: difference between a husband and a boyfriend? Better sex. Boyfriend. Why do men need women? What do you what? Why do men need women? Insecurity. Yeah. I heard that one so much. That is true. What is the number one thing a Karen does? Yep. Yep. That's a good one. Why do women need men? Sugar daddy things. That's a good one. Okay go go go. Name the difference between a wife and a

[234.5s] SPEAKER_00: girlfriend? Girlfriend. You say a wife you can knock her up? What a girlfriend. What not a girlfriend?

[248.9s] SPEAKER_01: Oh I think that actually makes some sense. If all the women in the world disappeared what would be the first problem that come up? I think so too. I think everyone would question that. The power has been out for four hours without an explanation. What do you do next? Sleep. I mean what else can you do? I love that. Name something you wish men understood about women? Women love

[290.5s] SPEAKER_00: variety too. You said women love variety too? Yes not just men. I dig it. Do y'all watch football?

[303.2s] SPEAKER_01: American football? Great. Name the most attractive part of a woman's appearance that is not a body part. What's the purpose of Labor Day? Labor Day? Yes. To not do any labor.

[325.2s] SPEAKER_00: It's cute. During a zombie apocalypse where's the first place you're going? Because you don't want to stay in one place. That's a pretty good one. That's solid. Yeah. I mean why you want to stay in

[350.7s] SPEAKER_01: the house? Are they going to come in anyway? You know what you're right. All right how many books do you read a year? We read but not books. You said what? We read but not books. Ah so what's the

[366.2s] SPEAKER_00: biggest benefit of reading? Benefits of reading? Yeah. Just to look smart. Or just have your fantasy.

[375.6s] SPEAKER_01: Does that make sense? Let's see. You're out with your best friend in the whole wide world and they start acting like Kanye West and they start a bar fight. Like they're about to get

[390.0s] SPEAKER_00: jumped. What do you do next? Let him do his thing. He has it coming. He asked for it.

[400.7s] SPEAKER_01: Hey man why did you get beat down yesterday? It was crazy. What happened yesterday? Apparently your friend got beat down. Kanye? Acting like Kanye. Name something you wish women understood about men? Women issue enough to think about. Hey that says a lot. That's good. What would you do if you found out your partner was talking to their ex?

[439.3s] SPEAKER_00: They must have a reason. That's a very trusting answer. Very trusting person. Not trusting. Confident. Confident? Yeah. He's an ex for a reason. There we go. There we go. All right

[458.1s] SPEAKER_01: you're in a loving relationship with a famous rapper. Who's the best one to bring home to mom

[465.1s] SPEAKER_00: and dad? I mean we don't involve in entertainment or sport enough. Makes sense? Yeah. All right.

[478.3s] SPEAKER_01: What's the best way to relieve stress after a long day at work? Cigar and wine. Cigar and cognac.

[487.1s] SPEAKER_00: Cigar and cognac? Or whiskey. Since when you stopped choosing liquor? Name something you don't trust AI to do? Well you cannot ask AI to judge on opinions or perspective. You have to ask AI to judge on facts. So for example if we ask Chad GBT and say what is the prettiest bar in town? He wouldn't know. But if you ask him about facts like what are the most expensive bar in town and he is numerical so he can count. Makes good sense. That makes very good sense. Name the most important aspect of a great marriage. Partners improvement. I like that. What's

[557.9s] SPEAKER_01: the first thing you think about when you hear the phrase hot girl summer? Boobs. Fat bikinis. Fat bikini. What's a fat bikini? Six hundred pounds. Oh man. Oh no. That's scary. That's scary. Name the best part about America. You actually have a lot of freedom even though you don't at the same time. People that have not left and come back here they don't get that.

[589.2s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah. But that's a fact. You do have a lot of freedom but then you don't at the same time.

[594.9s] SPEAKER_01: You just wiggle your way. What's something that AI can't do like a human? Actually y'all already answered that. You have an opinion. That's a really good one. Yep. What's a g- oh wait have y'all ever been to a cookout in Atlanta? No. What is that? What is that? It's like going it's like a it's like an outdoor barbecue. Like people just cook in their backyard

[613.1s] SPEAKER_00: or something like that. I mean we've been to cook out everywhere else but not in Atlanta.

[618.0s] SPEAKER_01: All right it was very specific question to Atlanta on that one. We're not from Atlanta. Oh that's cool. That's prep. Where are y'all from? California. Sweet. All right so what is you know this is where we get to a lot of Atlanta specific ones. Okay I like this one. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Okay. They're gonna make $200 an hour this year. Okay. Who else should be

[648.5s] SPEAKER_00: making that kind of money? Janitors. They sing a lot after we were pooping shit and piss.

[658.3s] SPEAKER_01: You know what? Bars. That's that's very very appropriate. Well I appreciate y'all for answering some of these questions. I really do. Content watcher have fun. Hey you know people have a lot of interesting takes on on these videos.

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