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[0.1s]SPEAKER_01:Alright, so do I have your permission to use this video with your face blurred out? Okay. Alright, you said face blurred out? We don't want to put your face on there. Oh, no. Alright, cool. She said don't put my face on there. Alright, so let's get it. What's good, everybody? It's your boy Uncle Laz. We out here in these streets with Kenya. Say what's up, Kenya? Hey. Say what's up, Kenya? What's up? There we go. There we go. Alright, y'all. Alright, y'all. So look, we're about to ask some questions, try to get a better understanding of the people that come through Atlanta up out here. So, question number one. Name something a parent says before whooping their child. Boom. You know it's coming. You know it's coming. Fill in the blank. You're in the salon chair. The last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say is, I'm done. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media. That makes sense. Name the top reason men get married.
[73.6s]SPEAKER_00:The proof of point.
[75.5s]SPEAKER_01:Proof of point. That's a unique one. Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.
[84.3s]SPEAKER_00:Baby oil.
[85.2s]SPEAKER_01:You said what?
[86.1s]SPEAKER_00:Baby oil.
[86.8s]SPEAKER_01:Baby oil. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would say to a player? What's the worst hood to be caught in in Atlanta? Bad. At a Waffle House, a fight breaks out. What do you do next? I grab my food and go. Grab the food. Get up out of there. I feel that. I feel that. How many dates until a woman cooks for the man?
[127.7s]SPEAKER_00:Twenty.
[128.7s]SPEAKER_01:Twenty? She said it, y'all. She said it's twenty dates, y'all. It's twenty dates. Twenty. Twenty. All right. All right. So Diddy is going down. R. Kelly done went down. And Tyler Perry like he going down. Who's next? Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend.
[154.5s]SPEAKER_00:A husband is more loyal. It's more committed. A boyfriend is just somebody you're dating.
[162.3s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. Why do men need women?
[168.3s]SPEAKER_00:Men need women for everything. Because men can't think without us. Period.
[173.2s]SPEAKER_01:Boom. What is the number one thing a Karen does?
[178.4s]SPEAKER_00:Karen?
[179.2s]SPEAKER_01:Yep.
[180.2s]SPEAKER_00:Start arguments.
[181.7s]SPEAKER_01:Start arguments. Start arguments. Why do women need men? We bring it on. Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend.
[193.5s]SPEAKER_00:A wife, more commitment, more loyalty. Girlfriend, y'all just dating. No commitment. There is nothing. Y'all just boyfriend, girlfriend.
[201.8s]SPEAKER_01:If all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that showed up?
[208.3s]SPEAKER_00:What?
[209.5s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, that's all that's left.
[212.5s]SPEAKER_00:Everything.
[214.3s]SPEAKER_01:Everything.
[214.8s]SPEAKER_00:The first problem. Everything. Because y'all can't do that without it. Everything. No clicking.
[219.4s]SPEAKER_01:That does sound pretty bad. Let's see what's next. They still saying we're about to be 16 minutes to your house. I don't know what accident up here, but they believe in it. What was the last thing we said? Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. So the power's been out for four hours. No explanation. What you doing next?
[250.1s]SPEAKER_00:Sleep.
[252.0s]SPEAKER_01:Name something you wish men understood about women.
[255.7s]SPEAKER_00:Their feelings.
[260.4s]SPEAKER_01:Throw in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is the Homies? The Hawks. Ah, okay, okay, okay. Who's the best SEC football team? Patriots? Name the most attractive part of a woman's appearance that is not a body part. What's the purpose of Labor Day?
[298.2s]SPEAKER_00:Um, excuse me.
[299.4s]SPEAKER_01:All right. During a zombie apocalypse, where's the first place you would go? The bat? How many books do you read a year? What's the biggest reward from reading?
[323.9s]SPEAKER_00:For what?
[324.7s]SPEAKER_01:For reading. Like, what's the biggest benefit from reading?
[327.1s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, it stimulates your mind, bro.
[334.1s]SPEAKER_01:What's the worst thing about people who move to Atlanta?
[337.9s]SPEAKER_00:Traffic.
[339.5s]SPEAKER_01:Traffic. I agree with that.
[343.0s]SPEAKER_00:Um.
[349.9s]SPEAKER_01:You're out with your best friend, best friend in the world, and they start acting like Kanye. They start getting, they start, you know, they're starting to get jumped by somebody. What do you do next? I'm running you. You say you're running?
[362.2s]SPEAKER_00:I'm running you.
[365.5s]SPEAKER_01:Name something you wish women understood about men. What would you do if you found out your partner was speaking to their ex? It's over.
[385.6s]SPEAKER_00:It's over with. No, it's fine. What's understood don't need to be explained.
[389.8s]SPEAKER_01:All right. You're in a relationship with a famous rapper. A loving relationship. Who's the best one to bring home to mom and dad? Yep.
[400.5s]SPEAKER_00:It's no real. Okay. You know what? Because I like him so much. I'm not going to throw a re-roll.
[406.3s]SPEAKER_01:Who's the worst one to bring home to mom and dad?
[409.9s]SPEAKER_00:50 Cent.
[411.2s]SPEAKER_01:Damn.
[411.9s]SPEAKER_00:50?
[414.1s]SPEAKER_01:All right. What's the best way to relax after a long day at work?
[418.8s]SPEAKER_00:Some nice hot chocolate.
[422.2s]SPEAKER_01:All right. All right. All right. Let's see. What's the first things a Falcons fan said after the 28 to 3 loss in the Super Bowl?
[431.4s]SPEAKER_00:I'm still a fan.
[432.8s]SPEAKER_01:I'm still a fan.
[433.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I'm still.
[435.5s]SPEAKER_01:Name something you don't trust AI to do yet. Name the most important aspect of a marriage.
[445.5s]SPEAKER_00:I'm skilled at it too.
[447.2s]SPEAKER_01:Damn. First thing you think when you hear the phrase hot girl summer.
[453.1s]SPEAKER_00:I'm outside.
[454.5s]SPEAKER_01:I'm outside.
[455.4s]SPEAKER_00:I'm outside.
[456.9s]SPEAKER_01:Name the best part about America. What's something AI can't do like a human? What's a guarantee at an ATL cookout?
[471.2s]SPEAKER_00:A guarantee like a fight.
[472.4s]SPEAKER_01:A fight?
[473.1s]SPEAKER_00:It's going to be a fight.
[474.4s]SPEAKER_01:Damn. What's the top reason a man cheats?
[481.8s]SPEAKER_00:Skilled at it.
[484.3s]SPEAKER_01:What's the top reason a woman cheats?
[488.9s]SPEAKER_00:Because the man cheated.
[495.1s]SPEAKER_01:The most annoying thing my spouse could do is?
[498.1s]SPEAKER_00:Squirt his feet.
[500.1s]SPEAKER_01:Damn. If Tyler Perry's life was the title of one of his movies, what movie would it be? The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are getting paid $200 an hour this year. Who else would be making that kind of money?
[523.7s]SPEAKER_00:Make that kind of money?
[524.7s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, who else do you think deserves to make that kind of money?
[526.9s]SPEAKER_00:I do.
[527.8s]SPEAKER_01:You do?
[528.7s]SPEAKER_00:I do. I do. I like that answer. I really like that answer.
[538.5s]SPEAKER_01:If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
[543.8s]SPEAKER_00:Just zap everybody who gets on my nerves away. Just zap them away.
[546.9s]SPEAKER_01:Just zap them away?
[547.8s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, just get rid of them.
[550.9s]SPEAKER_01:I don't like you, doll.
[552.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I don't like you. Bye.
[555.4s]SPEAKER_01:What's the first thing you think when asked, what does a wife do?
[560.9s]SPEAKER_00:Everything.
[562.1s]SPEAKER_01:Everything?
[562.9s]SPEAKER_00:Everything.
[563.5s]SPEAKER_01:What's the best way to keep a man happy?
[566.1s]SPEAKER_00:I'm a skill-deaf. I don't know.
[568.5s]SPEAKER_01:What's the best homemade baked good?
[570.7s]SPEAKER_00:Ooh, macaroni and cheese. Oh, you said baked.
[574.1s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, you can bake macaroni and cheese. I know.
[576.3s]SPEAKER_00:Macaroni and cheese.
[577.7s]SPEAKER_01:All right. Let's see. Who was the biggest celebrity monster in the last 10 years?
[589.1s]SPEAKER_00:Nobody. Did he? Did he got that one? Yeah, he got that one. All right.
[594.0s]SPEAKER_01:What are the best skills for a wife to have?
[597.1s]SPEAKER_00:Everything. You got to have everything. Knowledge, know how to cook, navigate, take care of kids, everything.
[609.4s]SPEAKER_01:All right. You need everything. Oh, wow. Okay, let's do this one. Your friend that you agree with is getting a divorce because their spouse is not doing blank. What are his duties?
[641.9s]SPEAKER_00:Being a husband, provider, faithful, loyal, understanding, committed, respectful, trustworthy. Out of love. I hear you. He break one, it's a wrap.
[661.6s]SPEAKER_01:He break one, it's a wrap?
[662.7s]SPEAKER_00:It's a wrap.
[664.0s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, snap. I can feel that. Well, look, those are my questions. I appreciate you.
[673.0s]SPEAKER_00:You're welcome.
[674.0s]SPEAKER_01:What did you think about it?
[675.9s]SPEAKER_00:It's good. Especially when you say why people are getting a divorce because get what? I'm getting a divorce now.
[681.2s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, word.
[682.2s]SPEAKER_00:Right.
[683.0s]SPEAKER_01:Hey, I can see that.
[685.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, right. I see it too.
[688.6s]SPEAKER_01:No, I was saying I see why you thought it was funny, but I'm not saying I see why you're getting divorced. I'm not saying that.
[693.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Yeah. I see why it's funny when you ask that question.
[698.2s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, snap. All right. Well, I do have a question for you because I got to pin down the results from the test. Are you under the age of 35? Oh, see, I wouldn't have guessed that. I really wouldn't have guessed that. No, that's a different question. Are you over the age of 50? Okay. Cool. I want you to know you're doing good. You're doing good. Most of the time I'll tell you, boy, I'll be on it. I'll be on it. I'll be like, got you.
[733.0s]SPEAKER_00:I see where you went. I'm 10 years younger than 50. Okay.
[739.6s]SPEAKER_01:You're doing it. All right. Do I have your permission to use this video?
[745.0s]SPEAKER_00:You do.
[745.9s]SPEAKER_01:All right. You want me to blur your face out or you're like, yo, you can leave me in there.
[748.9s]SPEAKER_00:I say all that. You can blur me out.
[750.5s]SPEAKER_01:I'll blur the face out. I got you. All right. And we out, y'all.