PXL_20250706_042523788 — Barkley Corpus

#1 · Interviewer ⏱️ 35.8s → Guest ⏱️ 45.8s ⏳ Unreviewed

❓ Alright, where's the best place to find a spouse?

💬 I don't have much in mind. I'll say not the bar. I'll say church. Coffee shop. Yeah, I was going to say church as well. Magic City.

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#2 · Interviewer ⏱️ 80.6s → Guest ⏱️ 101.8s ⏳ Unreviewed

❓ What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would say to a player? I said sit down. He said you want to see the field again?

💬 I played baseball so I heard that sometimes. I get that.

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#3 · Interviewer ⏱️ 110.6s → Guest ⏱️ 132.2s ⏳ Unreviewed

❓ Alright, you're at a Waffle House. A fight breaks out. What do you do next?

💬 The spatula. I'm trying to kill someone. I make sure I grab my waffles so they don't get caught in the crossfire. Fair, fair. That's protective. I guess you got to start swinging.

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[0.0s] SPEAKER_01: How do you get happiness?

[2.4s] SPEAKER_00: Love, sex, whatever. Or happiness. Or happiness, if you want that. Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Baby oil, like love hanging fruit.

[17.6s] SPEAKER_01: A lawyer.

[20.1s] SPEAKER_00: A lawyer is a good one.

[23.4s] SPEAKER_01: Your mom. Damn.

[26.6s] SPEAKER_00: He would probably. Damn, he's like, yo mom, keep kicking with my mom. It'll be cool.

[31.8s] SPEAKER_01: It could be any mom.

[35.8s] SPEAKER_00: Alright, where's the best place to find a spouse?

[45.8s] SPEAKER_01: I don't have much in mind. I'll say not the bar. I'll say church. Coffee shop. Yeah, I was going to say church as well. Magic City.

[60.7s] SPEAKER_00: Alright, Magic City Mondays. Not Magic City. Except on Mondays. Alright, what's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player?

[75.7s] SPEAKER_01: Do you want to see the field again? Sit down.

[80.6s] SPEAKER_00: Damn! You want to see the field again? There's a lot of implications to that one. Repeat the question. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would say to a player? I said sit down. He said you want to see the field again?

[101.8s] SPEAKER_01: I played baseball so I heard that sometimes. I get that.

[110.6s] SPEAKER_00: Wait, by chance, do y'all watch NFL? Yeah. Okay, we got to go to the NFL questions too. You got some for her? You got enough for me? Okay, okay, okay. Alright, you're at a Waffle House. A fight breaks out. What do you do next? Grab the spatula.

[132.2s] SPEAKER_01: The spatula. I'm trying to kill someone. I make sure I grab my waffles so they don't get caught in the crossfire. Fair, fair. That's protective. I guess you got to start swinging.

[146.4s] SPEAKER_00: What's the worst Halloween costume?

[161.3s] SPEAKER_01: It's funny because he actually did it. It was Prince Harry dressed up as a Nazi one time. As when he was growing up in high school and made all the papers. You guys probably shouldn't do that. I think the angel and devil thing is way too played out. I thought what's the worst one you could do? Are there common ones? No, yeah, there's two. Worst, worst, terrible shit. I think the cat, I think it's just the cat.

[196.6s] SPEAKER_00: Slutty cat. I thought more people would say the slutty cat because that's Miley's favorite. I'm like, okay. If you're going to dress like this, you might as well do it every day. Cat's bad. Slutty cat. Slutty cats are just not very good. Alright, we're going to go to the football ones. Y'all ready?

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