❓ Red cups to hide the baby oil. What is the best place to find a spouse?
💬 Racetrack. Fuck wood trip. Racetrack. Don't make us be in there with no jobs, baby. No construction, fucking workers. Bad apartment. Racetrack, boo. Race fucking track. If you fuck with 12, don't fuck with 12, but I'm seeing some Cubans. Racetrack.
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❓ Fuck. What's the worst hood to be caught in in Atlanta?
💬 We're really indicated, too. All the motherfuckers. Any hood that's hood, basically fuck you talking about. I don't know which one. If you ain't from around here, you got to go up under the Project Pack. Get the fuck around here.
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❓ After how many dates should a man expect a home cooked meal?
💬 After the third one because after the first two the first one y'all didn't know each other. The second one y'all decide. The third one. You need to see that I can motherfuck cook. I want you to see because I want you to take me on more dates. You like me. You want to take me on more motherfuckin' dates. I want you to like me. Especially if I like you. I think I like you if I let you take me out again. Baby you got one time with me. Baby you ain't even get to redeem yourself. This nigga trying to get something from me from 1994. It ain't happening. I don't give a fuck how old we got. I don't give a fuck how much experience.
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💬 They don't need you niggas either. I think it's just for the aesthetic. I don't know y'all coming too much. Just like we coming too much and I think social media has exposed everybody. The coolers are exposed. The cubs are exposed. The crazy niggas are exposed. The sugar babies and sugar daddies. And these niggas still out here doing shit and still my age crying over niggas named Otis and Melvin and we fucking 49 years old. We shouldn't be crying over them niggas our age. I wish I would have a nigga named Henry or Melvin. Girl I'm sick tired of his shit. I'll bust Melvin in this shit. Like that's why I don't uh uh.
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❓ Oh I got a couple more. The power been out for four hours. What are you doing next?
💬 I'm doing this. Man listen. Trying to motherfucker hoping my motherfucking baby don't die because I know I didn't Facebook myself to death. But I was getting the phone child. Wondering what the fuck going on. Smoking this shit. In the dark. Fuck. My lighter broke. I see my lighter.
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[1.1s]SPEAKER_00:So, questions. Are you on social media? What's your phone number? That way I can send this to you after we're done editing.
[8.0s]SPEAKER_01:I'm Jamila. My Facebook is Jamila and the middle name is going to be F-O-H with the fake shit.
[16.2s]SPEAKER_00:So, my official name is Jamila. Fuck out here with that fake shit easily.
[21.9s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, because fuck out here with that fake shit. Get the fuck out here with that fake shit. Fuck out here with that fake shit. I don't do that fake shit, baby. If you don't like me, don't fucking like me. I don't pretend. Fuck out here with that fake shit. It's okay not to like me. You're a human. You feel me? It's okay.
[42.7s]SPEAKER_00:What's good, everybody? It's your boy, Uncle Les. I'm here in the car with Ms. Fuck out of here, Ms. Jamila. And I need to get her some feedback for some survey questions. Can I get that? Yes, indeed. Indeed. Indeed. All right, cool. Let's do it. Let's do it. All right. All right, what's something a parent would say before whooping their child?
[65.8s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you thought it was a motherfucking game. Yeah, shit ain't motherfucking. Yeah, thought I forgot. Chazz over here.
[75.4s]SPEAKER_00:Fill in the blank. You in the barbershop, J. You in the salon. The last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say is?
[83.8s]SPEAKER_01:Girl, school just called me.
[90.3s]SPEAKER_00:Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media.
[101.4s]SPEAKER_01:Their daddies because I don't love them ugly.
[104.3s]SPEAKER_00:You said what? Their daddies because I don't love them ugly. I'm just kidding.
[108.3s]SPEAKER_01:Someone would never want them to see on social media.
[111.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, man.
[112.0s]SPEAKER_01:Shit, I think my kids have been exposed to all that shit. I think I'm laid as fuck.
[117.0s]SPEAKER_00:Name the top reason men get married.
[121.1s]SPEAKER_01:Because they old as fuck and they found a chick that's going to put up with their shit, I guess.
[127.6s]SPEAKER_00:Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.
[132.8s]SPEAKER_01:Some red cups to hide the baby oil.
[138.7s]SPEAKER_00:Red cups to hide the baby oil. What is the best place to find a spouse?
[147.5s]SPEAKER_01:Racetrack. Fuck wood trip. Racetrack. Don't make us be in there with no jobs, baby. No construction, fucking workers. Bad apartment. Racetrack, boo. Race fucking track. If you fuck with 12, don't fuck with 12, but I'm seeing some Cubans. Racetrack.
[169.9s]SPEAKER_00:What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would say to a player?
[178.4s]SPEAKER_01:I don't know. You ain't fucking crying as bad as you is. The fuck? Shake that shit off.
[186.4s]SPEAKER_00:Sit down.
[187.6s]SPEAKER_01:Sit on the bench, nigga, to your motherfucking leg heel. The shit is you talking. You got sack, nigga?
[193.4s]SPEAKER_00:Fuck. What's the worst hood to be caught in in Atlanta?
[198.0s]SPEAKER_01:The worst hood to be caught in?
[199.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[203.8s]SPEAKER_01:What's the worst hood to be caught in? Oh my God. The worst hood to be caught in? I'm gone, here, say it, God damn. Bankhead, if you don't know no motherfuckers about it, or whatever. The West Side Fido, but in certain areas. My middle shot, I'm going to play around. You ain't from around here, get the fuck on.
[228.2s]SPEAKER_00:That type of shit.
[229.6s]SPEAKER_01:We're really indicated, too. All the motherfuckers. Any hood that's hood, basically fuck you talking about. I don't know which one. If you ain't from around here, you got to go up under the Project Pack. Get the fuck around here.
[242.3s]SPEAKER_00:You said get the fuck on. Can you explain the difference between get the fuck on and get the fuck out?
[247.3s]SPEAKER_01:Get the fuck on and get the fuck out? When you get the fuck out, just get out the door. You can stand right there, go in the porch or something. Go downstairs. I know you mad as shit. Go in the bathroom and talk your shit in silence. Show some respect. Get the fuck on and get the fuck on. Get the fuck away from the premises. Walk, get the fuck in the car, go to your mom's house, go talk shit to me outside the house, or outside the premises. Let's get in the fuck on. That mean that you did something to me that I don't want to see you when I walk out that motherfucker. You know what I mean? But getting out, I might want to open the door, I might change my mind. You just made me mad. You ain't pissing me off. When you piss me the fuck off, get the fuck on. Show me some respect and get on. I don't want to fucking look at you. I don't want to eat you and shit, just move.
[290.6s]SPEAKER_00:Don't be in my sight. I understand that.
[293.8s]SPEAKER_01:You don't stand right there. If you touching a rattlesnake's rattle and you know I don't fucking like that shit, why would you stand right there and then still tone it? So that's when you piss me off. Get the fuck on. Do you watch football? No, I don't know shit about sports. I just know I like shit because of Bo Jackson. I like the fucking, the Raiders and the White Sox and shit. Deion Sanders because I like the fucking, you know Michael Jordan. Actually I'm from Chicago. My daddy was an Evan Bulls fan so I've been wearing Jordan since 85. So my brothers and shit. I love my Tim Duncan. Spurs go the fuck hard and go the fuck home. Like I watch certain shit but I don't know. I couldn't tell you baby all that bullshit.
[326.4s]SPEAKER_00:I get that, I get that. You remember the song Cater to You by Beyoncé? Oh my mama G.
[331.4s]SPEAKER_01:What does a man have to do to get cater to you treatment? Don't make me fucking mad. Don't piss me off. Do understand that I'm doing this shit because I want to do this shit. You ain't earned this shit. I'm just nice nigga. And I do want it back. You know I do believe in doing unto others that don't want done to me. So if I'm fucking nice to you it's because I fucking want you to be nice to me. And if I wanted us to be shitty then I would be, I would kick it off. I know how to kick shit off. I know how to be shitty first. I understand it's fun to be shitty sometimes. It's fun to be mean. But if I'm not mean to you then be fucking mean to me. And I'm not mean to you because I don't want you to be mean to me. And the reason I take that shit personal is because I didn't get a chance to be mean to you first nigga. I don't like it. I don't like when you get me first. Especially when I'm having my horns. You feel me?
[378.5s]SPEAKER_00:I guess that. It's a pissing smell. You had a waffle house and a fight break out. What you doing next?
[384.3s]SPEAKER_01:Man get my shit fucking get the fuck on. People get fights everyday but I ain't from Chicago. Fuck. I ain't in the middle of that shit. I haven't gotten caught in a fight before. What's up?
[397.0s]SPEAKER_00:What's the worst Halloween costume?
[402.2s]SPEAKER_01:The worst Halloween costume? I don't know. I don't know. We got like the clown shit. The suit clown shit. The fucking arm man. The kid arm man shit. The real shit. The tight looking shit. Just like some pajamas. Party city shit. Uh.
[427.6s]SPEAKER_00:Get this crap. Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry have or are or look like they going down? Who's next?
[442.0s]SPEAKER_01:Oprah and Rich Azz. Oprah and Gail. Gail will get drunk and tell it all.
[456.9s]SPEAKER_00:After how many dates should a man expect a home cooked meal?
[463.1s]SPEAKER_01:After the third one because after the first two the first one y'all didn't know each other. The second one y'all decide. The third one. You need to see that I can motherfuck cook. I want you to see because I want you to take me on more dates. You like me. You want to take me on more motherfuckin' dates. I want you to like me. Especially if I like you. I think I like you if I let you take me out again. Baby you got one time with me. Baby you ain't even get to redeem yourself. This nigga trying to get something from me from 1994. It ain't happening. I don't give a fuck how old we got. I don't give a fuck how much experience.
[495.8s]SPEAKER_00:And I don't even know if it was me or you.
[497.6s]SPEAKER_01:I don't even know who it was. But I know I ain't lying. It ain't happening to me.
[503.6s]SPEAKER_00:What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
[508.2s]SPEAKER_01:A husband and a boyfriend. A husband is illegally obligated to be your fucking boyfriend and that's what it is. It's a boy fucking friend. It's a boy that's a special thing. A fucking boy. Why do men need women? They don't need us. They don't need us.
[529.4s]SPEAKER_00:What is the number one thing a Karen does?
[532.4s]SPEAKER_01:Not matter her fucking business.
[536.5s]SPEAKER_00:Why do women need men?
[541.7s]SPEAKER_01:They don't need you niggas either. I think it's just for the aesthetic. I don't know y'all coming too much. Just like we coming too much and I think social media has exposed everybody. The coolers are exposed. The cubs are exposed. The crazy niggas are exposed. The sugar babies and sugar daddies. And these niggas still out here doing shit and still my age crying over niggas named Otis and Melvin and we fucking 49 years old. We shouldn't be crying over them niggas our age. I wish I would have a nigga named Henry or Melvin. Girl I'm sick tired of his shit. I'll bust Melvin in this shit. Like that's why I don't uh uh.
[574.6s]SPEAKER_00:Too old bro. Like it's niggas exposed. The cubs can't even.
[578.6s]SPEAKER_01:And if niggas dude is putting up with that shit they know how to, they playing the game. They playing the game. Cause don't nobody want to put up with that motherfucking shit. Not damn sure don't want a nigga. Man listen. I let a nigga play with me for 1855 at the Texas. Fuck outta here nigga. Suicide. We all go down. Titanic. All of us are drowned bitch. Like no. What the fuck you talking about? I don't want to be down there by myself. What the fuck you talking about? So guess what? Let's avoid all that. And let me go my motherfucking way baby cause you know. And then too. I ain't got time for no dude. Can you imagine? I know better. And a nigga is playing with me. We old as fuck. And you ain't playing. You still playing. You still trying to wear your pants off your ass. You going through a midlife crisis. You'll fear yourself. I just want to fear if I know. You out here competing with the nephew. And I'm sitting up here got shit bitch. You know I got nuts and bolts and I'm cracking nigga. Nigga I hit you in your shit. Nobody playing with you. Like what the fuck. Man listen. Baby. I don't understand. No baby. A wise man knows that he does not know shit. Not even half of it. He don't know nothing. That's what a wise nigga knows. He don't know shit. Shit you don't even know. I ain't with none of that shit. So I want to do. Got another question we're almost at my destination baby.
[652.2s]SPEAKER_00:Oh I got a couple more. The power been out for four hours. What are you doing next? No explanation.
[659.5s]SPEAKER_01:I'm doing this. Man listen. Trying to motherfucker hoping my motherfucking baby don't die because I know I didn't Facebook myself to death. But I was getting the phone child. Wondering what the fuck going on. Smoking this shit. In the dark. Fuck. My lighter broke. I see my lighter.
[682.6s]SPEAKER_00:It's a zombie apocalypse.
[683.9s]SPEAKER_01:Oh I'm dying baby. Where you going
[685.8s]SPEAKER_00:first? Zombie apocalypse. Zombie apocalypse. End of the world.
[689.8s]SPEAKER_01:Where you going first? Man listen. I'm just going to motherfucking try to fit it. Uh uh. Right here. Let me tell you something. Going on this next one. Next one. Uh huh. I'm sorry my bad regime. No you good. You good. Alright. Where I'm going. Shit hardly try to motherfucking have. And you can pop down there. You know I'm still early so you can. You know you going to move your ass out the way baby. Come on. Who was that? Who they waiting for? Why was that blocked? Yeah. Bitch. What the fuck. What the fuck you doing?
[729.5s]SPEAKER_00:Making something you wish women understood about men.
[733.7s]SPEAKER_01:And all that making sad posts and shit. I'm still a little bit early. That um. Niggas don't be giving a fuck. Stop putting all that sad shit because if he cared he'll stop doing it. The best apology is him not doing that shit in the motherfucking mode. But if every time. I don't even want a nigga to give me my way because I'm crying. That means he's only fake doing that shit. I don't even want a nigga to motherfucking need me. I don't want him to want me because a nigga won't you. He won't you when he need you. He only fuck when he need you. Your motherfucker digging that shit. Girl I was crying. That's fake. Somebody got to cry because get well. When I don't want to be with you I don't give a fuck how ugly and how much snot. For one if you're snotting and crying especially if you got caught cheating. Shut the fuck up. You're even ugly. You're going to want to cheat on you some more because you only crying because you got caught. So I know for a fact I'm not taking you back because you crying. Girl he was crying. Bitch I know that's just a little nail. So I don't want you to do that so we can keep the same energy for me. I'm all snotting because I didn't. So what the fuck you going to do? Just stay every time I want you to cry. I cry. I ain't that's fake. You know what I say? Fuck out with that fake shit I'm in there.
[800.7s]SPEAKER_00:Fill in the blank. Happy women have blanks. Happy women have a nice stash of weed. Name the best female role model.
[813.4s]SPEAKER_01:My best is Diana Ross.
[815.6s]SPEAKER_00:She's a Diana Ross? Hell yeah. Alright. What would you do if you found out your partner was speaking to their ex?
[823.6s]SPEAKER_01:No come talk to me. Fuck you.
[828.7s]SPEAKER_00:What's the best way to relieve stress after a hard day at work?
[833.6s]SPEAKER_01:Going down the river of happiness.
[835.1s]SPEAKER_00:I'm dying. What's the most important part of a great marriage?
[843.4s]SPEAKER_01:Being fucking transparent. Just doing what the fuck I say. I don't ask for much.
[849.9s]SPEAKER_00:What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the phrase hot girl summer?
[856.9s]SPEAKER_01:Hot girl summer? What the fuck is a hot girl? I ain't with all that shit. I don't know. I'm with this shit. I don't know. I'm bored of shit. I don't care.
[866.3s]SPEAKER_00:What's the guarantee of the ATL cookout? I think. What's the top reason a man cheat?
[879.6s]SPEAKER_01:I always said that. Men seek new. Women seek new reality. That's why women always cheat. Cheat with somebody that doesn't know we doing shit like me. Someone's going to fuck with me. He want that bad. I just want to know this. Want this toy? You got a he-man already. You want the bad he-man? God damn, I just about to ask you a question.
[908.9s]SPEAKER_00:If Tyler Perry's life was the title of one of his movies, which movie would it be?
[916.9s]SPEAKER_01:He made a life story of his movie.
[919.7s]SPEAKER_00:If you had to take one of Tyler Perry's movies and be like, yeah, this is the movie. This is the name of your movie.
[929.4s]SPEAKER_01:They always afraid to fight somebody.
[933.9s]SPEAKER_00:Why do men think they can get away with it?
[939.0s]SPEAKER_01:They always think they their mommies. They always think shit's sweet.
[947.2s]SPEAKER_00:The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are getting paid $200 an hour this year. Who else should be making that kind of bread? Me.
[957.4s]SPEAKER_01:Fuck them.
[959.7s]SPEAKER_00:What do you do on the first of the month?
[962.9s]SPEAKER_01:Pay all my motherfucking bills. Take a roof off my chair in the head. Enjoy the ass in this town. You poor, but we ain't that poor.
[974.3s]SPEAKER_00:Yo. Camila. Camila, fuck out of here. I appreciate you. Yo. I'll hit you up with the video before we release it.
[987.1s]SPEAKER_01:I enjoyed. I'm here early.
[989.5s]SPEAKER_00:I appreciate it. Yeah.
[994.0s]SPEAKER_01:I hope I didn't offend you.
[996.1s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, nah, nah. You were hilarious. I want you to know I really appreciate that. I hope I got all the audio from that. That was wonderful. Thank you.
[1009.6s]SPEAKER_01:I really enjoyed you. You know my cousin.
[1019.0s]SPEAKER_00:What's your number? I will hit you back up. 470-57 470-505 7836 I'll be in contact. We'll figure this out. Camila, fuck out of here with that fake It's actually F-O-H with that fake shit. Easily, spell easily. P-A-S-L-E-Y I just learned a lot today. Yo, I appreciate you. Camila, fuck out of here with that fake shit easily.
[1062.7s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, man.
[1063.6s]SPEAKER_00:Life just got expanded.
[1067.4s]SPEAKER_01:Let me take a picture of that. The world just changed for me.
[1072.0s]SPEAKER_00:And it was because I met Camila, fuck out of here with that fake shit easily.
[1077.2s]SPEAKER_01:My name is Camila, but you know I had to go to the museum. I didn't have so many names to start with like the last year. Then of course I had Camila underneath construction. Then I came with my brother that shit because I fucked out of here with that fake shit easily. My brother found the room tight. The under construction. Fuck out of here with that fake shit. I was a sassy kid. I was a sassy sea lady. I was a sassy arrested. I'm a fuck the bitch now.
[1112.7s]SPEAKER_00:And it only gets better.
[1114.8s]SPEAKER_01:I appreciate you.
[1118.2s]SPEAKER_00:I appreciate you. I'm glad you did.
[1131.6s]SPEAKER_01:I feel you.
[1138.8s]SPEAKER_00:Oh yeah, I think it will. I think it will. We just gotta believe. Alright, be easy.