❓ I wouldn't bring no damn rapper home. Damn, they're all bad. Who's the worst rapper to bring home?
💬 Thanks. I'm going to take one of these niggas home to my mama. My mama's a Christian. She's fake. That new rapper left smacking people and shit. I can't take that home to my mama. Parker Sessions and shit.
💕 Relationships & Dating⛪ Faith & ReligionOpinion / Hot Take
💬 I did, and you asked me why you didn't tell me that. I just told you to be aggressive. Be aggressive, be assertive, stand up. Don't ever let nobody take your phone so you can stand on 10.
❓ Y'all be easy. All right, no problem. Oh, wait, can you do me one more favor?
💬 I appreciate it. The dog done got out the house. I like it.
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[6.4s]SPEAKER_01:I'm in the car with Nunu. Say what's up Nunu. Hey. Alright, so look, Ms. Nunu has agreed to help us with the survey. We're trying to understand Atlanta a little bit better. Let's get into it. Alright, so qualify our questions first. Are you a baddie? No. Are you a Christian? Yes. Are you single? Yes. Alright, let's get into it. Name something a parent would say before whooping a child. I'm going to beat the hell out of you. I'm going to whoop your ass. Showing the blank. You're in the barber chair or in the hair salon. What's the last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say? Oh shit. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media. Ass.
[48.9s]SPEAKER_00:Name the top reason men get married. Pussy. Vagina. Oh, wait. What can I say and I can't say? Say whatever. Oh, okay. I'll bleep things out and put it all together. Well bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep.
[64.5s]SPEAKER_01:Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Baby oil. Best place to find a spouse. Chipotle. The confidence for me. Chipotle. It's such a specific answer. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would say to a player? Get your head in the game. What's the worst hood to be caught in Atlanta? Every hood. What does a man have to do to get catered to you treatment? Cater to them. At a Waffle House, a fight breaks out. What do you do next? Record. What's the worst Halloween costume? No Halloween costume. Diddy, R. Kelly, and Pallet Perry have or look like they going down? Who's next though? Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby already went down. He's next again. Double back open.
[139.8s]SPEAKER_00:How many dates till a man should expect a home-cooked meal? I'll stop. No date. You can get it before you take her on a date if she likes you.
[149.8s]SPEAKER_01:There's no number. So zero I guess. I think that. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. It's a man. I don't have a difference. It's a man. Why do men need women? It's a woman. What is the number one thing a Karen does? Bitch. Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend. There's no difference. It's a girl. It's a woman. If all the women in the world disappeared, what's the first problem men are running into? Horn. You said horn? Horn. Like horny. Oh, makes sense. The power has been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next? Cry. There's no wife. Name something you wish men understood about women. Time. Time? Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is?
[223.7s]SPEAKER_00:Who LeBron played for? Who LeBron played for? No, whose son is gay? That's, who is that? Kevin Durant? Gabriela Union's husband.
[234.6s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, Dwayne Wade. Who he played for? I don't know. That's the team. Fill in the blank. That's the team. The team that Dwayne Wade played for? Okay.
[246.3s]SPEAKER_00:I don't know sports, but his team. It's all good. Name the most attractive part of a woman's appearance. Fingers. Not a body part. Personality.
[255.7s]SPEAKER_01:During a zombie apocalypse, where's the first place you're going? With the zombies. You said with the zombies. Alright. How many books do you read a year? 200. 200. What's the biggest benefit of reading? What's my who? Biggest what? Biggest benefit of reading. Knowledge. What's the worst thing about people who moved to Atlanta? They moved to Atlanta. They're here. You're out with your best friend and they start acting like Kanye. And they start to get jump. What do you do next? I let Kanye get jump. Name something you wish women understood about men. It's a man. Fill in the blank. Happy women have? Money. Name the best female role model.
[305.4s]SPEAKER_00:Stand up for yourself. Look up for yourself. You're your best role model. What would you do if you found out your partner was speaking to their ex?
[318.8s]SPEAKER_01:You're in a loving relationship with a famous rapper. Who's the best one to bring home the mama? Me. You're a rapper? No, but I'm still the best here. I'm asking you. What rapper would you bring? Oh, what? Rapper? Rapper? I wouldn't bring no damn rapper home. Damn, they're all bad. Who's the worst rapper to bring home? All of them.
[341.7s]SPEAKER_00:Thanks. I'm going to take one of these niggas home to my mama. My mama's a Christian. She's fake. That new rapper left smacking people and shit. I can't take that home to my mama. Parker Sessions and shit.
[354.4s]SPEAKER_01:What's the best way to relieve stress afterwards? Right. What's the first thing a Falcons fan said after the 28-3 loss in the Super Bowl? Goddamn. Who lost? The Falcons? Goddamn. Name something you don't trust AI to do yet. Everything. Name the most important aspect of a great marriage. Communication. First thing you think when you hear the phrase, hot girl summit. Hoes. And the best part about America. What's something AI can't do like a human? Tell the truth. AI lies. What's a guarantee at an ATL cookout? Chicken. Ribs. Hoes. Poo. Everything. What's the top reason a man cheats? Greedy. What's the top reason a woman cheats? Greedy. The most annoying thing my spouse does is? Lie. If Tyler Curry's life was a pile of one of his own movies, what would it be? How a gay man cheats. How a gay man cheats. Why do men think they can get away with things with women? Money. The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are getting paid $200 an hour this year. Who else should be making that kind of money? Me. What do you do the first of the month? Pay bills. Well, girlie, that's all my questions. I gotta admit, you are the most efficient with him ever. So I thank you.
[469.4s]SPEAKER_00:Thank you.
[471.5s]SPEAKER_01:Anywhere you want to hit us with you on this. Social media. We're gonna, you know, we post this for me to send it to you.
[477.5s]SPEAKER_00:You can send it to me or you can follow me on Instagram at GoddamnNunu. Z-O-T-DamnNunu. Is Nunu angry? No. Eww. Who the fuck spelled Nunu like that? Yeah, you know. Where the fuck are you from?
[489.3s]SPEAKER_01:I've met a lot of people.
[490.1s]SPEAKER_00:Where are you from?
[491.2s]SPEAKER_01:I'm actually from Conyers.
[493.5s]SPEAKER_00:Conyers?
[493.8s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, Conyers.
[494.3s]SPEAKER_00:You're from Conyers? Conyers, Georgia?
[497.0s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, and you on social media, you said GoddamnNunu. In my head, I was like, I know this guy from where I already seen you.
[503.6s]SPEAKER_00:No, it's N-U-A-U. Okay, you want me to say it? The truth is I said N-E-Damn-N-E-Damn.
[507.8s]SPEAKER_01:Hey, you know, something with you like that.
[509.0s]SPEAKER_00:N-E-Damn-N-E-Damn.
[510.6s]SPEAKER_01:You know what, if you want to make fun of my voice like that, man, you can just tell me.
[514.0s]SPEAKER_00:I'm not gonna make fun of your voice, but don't you fucking spell my name like that.
[516.4s]SPEAKER_01:Why are you so aggressive?
[519.2s]SPEAKER_00:You know what you did say? Be aggressive. Be aggressive. Be aggressive. B-E-A-G-G-R-E-F.
[524.7s]SPEAKER_01:I would chop someone's head off. That's what I do.
[527.0s]SPEAKER_00:I did, and you asked me why you didn't tell me that. I just told you to be aggressive. Be aggressive, be assertive, stand up. Don't ever let nobody take your phone so you can stand on 10.
[542.1s]SPEAKER_01:You got your phone on you?
[543.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Where did I leave my phone at?
[546.6s]SPEAKER_01:I don't know, can you scan this real quick?
[551.0s]SPEAKER_00:Always inventing shit.
[552.9s]SPEAKER_01:I know, right?
[554.5s]SPEAKER_00:Always invent-innovative ass people. Scan the barcode. Stop! Don't hear nothing. They ain't gonna go on the circuit. Mm-hmm, keep going.
[565.8s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, I guess right here is the little roundabout.
[567.7s]SPEAKER_00:Mm-hmm, and then turn your ass around, do the hocus pocus. Mm-hmm, turn that ass around.
[573.8s]SPEAKER_01:There's something about Atlanta, the way they can turn phrases. It's about as bad as Nigeria.
[580.5s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, ain't we related somehow?
[582.5s]SPEAKER_01:Mm-hmm. Both of us be scamming like hell.
[587.1s]SPEAKER_00:No, not me. Just y'all. After the Civil War.
[600.5s]SPEAKER_01:All right then. Thank you. I appreciate your time. This belongs to you. Luna signing out. Luna signing out. Y'all be easy. All right, no problem. Oh, wait, can you do me one more favor? Oh, you are so helpful. I really appreciate that. My wife is doing a page, so I'm trying to be supportive. I appreciate that. Hold on, I gotta find the little thing in the big, there you go.
[637.8s]SPEAKER_00:I appreciate it. The dog done got out the house. I like it.