PXL_20250708_213439289 — Barkley Corpus

[0.3s] SPEAKER_00: What's good everybody? It's Chibu Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my main man Kalen. Say what's up Kalen. How you doing? All right everybody. You already know what it is. We're getting into the surveys. We're trying to understand Atlanta. My man has agreed to answer the survey questions. Let's get it started. So name something a parent would say before whooping a child. Don't make me do this. I actually like that one. I haven't heard that exact one yet. Fill in the blank. You're in the barber's chair. The last thing you want to hear from your barber is... Oops. Yep. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media. Exes. Exes is a good one. Name the top reason men get married. Love. That's a good one. Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. More friends. More friends. What is the college? What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player?

[92.5s] SPEAKER_01: Don't make me go over there. I think that's scary hearing from a coach. Yeah I think it would be. All right. What's the worst hood in Atlanta? I don't know any hoods. All right. My girlfriend works in Union City and I heard that that can sometimes be scary. There are some scary parts

[120.7s] SPEAKER_00: in Union City. I will admit that. Let's see. You're at a Waffle House and a fight breaks out. What are you doing next? Trying to run away. Run away. I'm not mad. I'm not a fighter. Let's protect ourselves here. All right. We're going 19 South. Awesome. What's the worst Halloween costume?

[156.9s] SPEAKER_01: I feel like that's just lazy with the blanket. It is kind of lazy, isn't it? All right. Diddy,

[165.1s] SPEAKER_00: Kelly, and Tyler Perry have or they all look like they're going down? Who's next? Famous people out there. It's like yo who's who's got skeletons in their closet? Yeah. It's all good. We can pass on that one. I'll pass on that one. All right. Other people come up with better answers. Oh people have said some crazy things to that one. Uh tell me how many dates before you should expect a home-cooked meal from a young lady? Okay we're gonna go. We're gonna go five days. Five days home-cooked meal. Then that's fair. Name the difference between the main difference between a husband and a boyfriend. A marriage certificate. Aye. That does change the

[241.9s] SPEAKER_01: game a little bit. Why do men need women? It's lonely out there by yourself. True. It's very true.

[254.0s] SPEAKER_00: What's the first thing a Karen does? Talk to the manager. Why do why do women need men?

[267.3s] SPEAKER_01: It's lonely out there. It's lonely out there by yourself. I mean same same reason. Yeah. Name the

[273.7s] SPEAKER_00: difference between a wife and a girlfriend. A marriage certificate. I mean that's really

[285.5s] SPEAKER_01: boring. You're gonna be your most boring uh your most boring interviewee. Hey man that that is not

[290.5s] SPEAKER_00: an uncommon answer. It's kind of telling though. Yeah. It's a little telling. I guess so. If all the women in the world disappeared what would be the first problem to come up? I can't say population

[312.4s] SPEAKER_01: because I don't think that'd be the first. Yeah. I just think there'd be a lot of fighting.

[317.9s] SPEAKER_00: A lot of fighting. Yeah. I think I think that would definitely happen. The power has been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next? Where I'm from the only reason the power is out

[333.0s] SPEAKER_01: is if there's a snowstorm. So you're not going outside. So I'll go with I'll go with break out uh break out the chessboard if it's light outside. Okay. I can dig that. Board games. Board games. I

[346.7s] SPEAKER_00: think that's a pretty solid answer. Name something you wish men understood about women. As a whole um

[361.7s] SPEAKER_01: I would say that uh a lot of women need I feel like at least you know thinking about my sister my mom you know they they were good at jobs too right like they they could you know making living and making earnings by themselves and just because they you know they want to stay home and take care of kids doesn't mean that they shouldn't also be able to go do something else. That's personal experience from my my side of the kind of viewpoint but uh yeah like my mom and my sister can definitely take care of themselves and I don't think all guys as a whole. I can dig

[401.4s] SPEAKER_00: it. Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is well you know

[420.9s] SPEAKER_01: I'm an organ duck so we gotta go with organ state beavers. So we gotta go college you know. We'll SEC football. I did a little. All right best SEC football team. Oh we'll go with uh my master's alum Vanderbilt. Obviously that's the correct answer. All right all right. Definitely no debate

[444.0s] SPEAKER_00: there. Name the most attractive part of a woman's appearance that is not a body part. Not a body

[453.2s] SPEAKER_01: part. Oh I would go with like a good a good uh I used to run so we're gonna go with good running form. Does that count as not appearance? Actually that is that's a that's a lager. Yeah that's a

[468.0s] SPEAKER_00: part of appearance. You know it's I can see I like I like having this survey with people that are that are thoughtful they're pensive because you instantly start once you take away all the body parts you're like wait a minute what what do I actually see on somebody and you do see how someone walks. How they carry themselves. So I put that question in there. I'm just gonna just give one out there. I put this question in there because I wanted to have a I want to expose something that I think is hilarious which is that I don't think men or women are really thinking about what it means to become attractive anymore and two I think we put way too much emphasis on clothing these days. Yeah and it's gotten to the point now where people are getting crazy about it.

[516.0s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah so yeah but when someone you know walks in and you know they're you know when it looks like

[521.8s] SPEAKER_00: you're floating yeah right and you're like and then you look at a woman different you're like you just got this confidence right like this is a there's a soft bounce to you that it just screams confidence sexy beautiful woman it's not the same as a man walk when a man walk no you're up straight you got the chest out but you you walk with authority but it's not angry yeah it make women act they make women act different they go like oh okay I appreciate that appreciate all right man it's a zombie apocalypse where's the first place you're going wow first

[562.5s] SPEAKER_01: place i'm going zombie apocalypse we're gonna go we're gonna go the northwest the united states

[576.1s] SPEAKER_00: not a lot of people out there okay how many books do you read a year we're gonna go with

[584.1s] SPEAKER_01: about six i'd say one every couple months all right all right what's the biggest benefit of reading uh explores perspectives that are different than your own that would make someone

[600.4s] SPEAKER_00: very empathetic after a while hopefully hopefully yeah hopefully fingers crossed yeah what's the worst thing about people that moved to atlanta well i just moved to atlanta so um you know we're

[615.4s] SPEAKER_01: gonna we're gonna go with increasing house prices i feel like that's always a you know that's always

[620.8s] SPEAKER_00: classic that has definitely happened and you know what i blame you all now i mean you wouldn't be

[627.9s] SPEAKER_01: a hundred percent wrong right like there's some truth to it there's definitely some truth to it

[632.0s] SPEAKER_00: you gotta go all right you're out with your best friend and he starts acting like kanye oh goodness

[640.1s] SPEAKER_01: and he starts to get jumped what do you do next i just try to get him out all right don't fight

[653.6s] SPEAKER_00: back just get him out focus on leaving extraction mission i'm gonna distract you out of here bro but you gotta shut up yep all right name something you wish women understood about men you know we

[667.7s] SPEAKER_01: could get we could be complimented every once in a while you know you know i i could i could use

[673.1s] SPEAKER_00: some more compliments nice word too is appreciated all right fill in the blank happy women have name

[699.7s] SPEAKER_01: the best female role model well if it's not my mom i feel like hopefully a lot of people are choosing their mom but if a celebrity will go you know we'll go we'll go michelle obama okay

[718.3s] SPEAKER_00: those definitely two of the top answers uh what would you do if you found out your current partner was speaking to their ex i trust my current partner i'd be okay with it sounds good you are a loving relationship this is a hype super hypothetical relationship your relationship is no longer existing you are in a loving relationship with a famous rapper who's the

[747.1s] SPEAKER_01: best one to bring to thanksgiving dinner i mean gender gender neutral i don't know maybe will smith i feel like you'd have some good stories um but not gender neutral going going to women it's a rapper no megan d stallion i feel like has some good stories okay that's not a bad one who's the worst female rapper to bring home oh no oh no only because i know my parents wouldn't know who she was ice spice that would be funny does this one cut through he does yeah you could

[807.7s] SPEAKER_00: go here what's the best way to relieve stress after work oh going for a run yeah you can just

[822.7s] SPEAKER_01: drop me off right here sweet all right my man thank you very much i appreciate you uh you got

[827.9s] SPEAKER_00: social media or a number to drop so we can send you to i actually don't have any social media

[831.9s] SPEAKER_01: okay which is kind of crazy do you watch youtube ever i do okay what's your phone number we'll send you the video when it comes out five four one five two five three seven zero six my man kaelin it's been a pleasure have a great rest of your day the mic oh yes i do yeah i have this on no it's all

[847.8s] SPEAKER_00: have a good one kaelin be easy thank you

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