[0.0s]SPEAKER_01:That's a hella fine magic trick to be like, all right, shape of twins.
[5.3s]SPEAKER_00:Okay.
[7.2s]SPEAKER_01:All right. So remember all these questions I'm gonna ask you, they are all your opinions. Okay. I just want to know what you're thinking.
[15.9s]SPEAKER_00:Okay.
[16.8s]SPEAKER_01:All right. So qualify before we get to the survey though. Are you a baddie?
[22.7s]SPEAKER_00:A baddie.
[23.8s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[24.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[25.3s]SPEAKER_01:All right. Are you a Christian?
[28.5s]SPEAKER_00:I have Christian beliefs.
[30.0s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. Are you single? All right. Let's get these questions. It's your boy Uncle Les. And we're here with the survey. We're here with my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend whose name escaped me for a quick second. Hold up. It's coming back. Nope. I lost it that fast. I'm terrible.
[50.7s]SPEAKER_00:India.
[51.2s]SPEAKER_01:India. See, I definitely gonna push you there. I was gonna be like, Monique? No, no. That's bad. All right. So me and India are gonna go through these questions. Let's get it. Let's get it. All right. First question. Name something a parent says before whooping their child.
[71.8s]SPEAKER_00:It's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Wow.
[76.0s]SPEAKER_01:You're in the barber chair. The last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say is, you missed the spot.
[93.9s]SPEAKER_00:How you do that?
[97.7s]SPEAKER_01:Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media.
[104.0s]SPEAKER_00:Me getting bugged why?
[105.7s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Name the top reason men put a ring on it.
[118.4s]SPEAKER_00:They remind them of their mother.
[122.7s]SPEAKER_01:Name something Giddy would ask you to bring to the party.
[127.9s]SPEAKER_00:Baby oil.
[129.3s]SPEAKER_01:Aye, aye, aye, aye. What's something that Beyonce would ask you to bring to the party?
[138.7s]SPEAKER_00:Watermelon.
[140.0s]SPEAKER_01:Watermelon? I'm dead. She said, we like to party.
[144.6s]SPEAKER_00:Right.
[145.7s]SPEAKER_01:Watermelon. I thought she was gonna say lemonade, but I get it. I get it. Best place to find a spouse?
[153.0s]SPEAKER_00:On vacation.
[157.5s]SPEAKER_01:What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would say to a player?
[174.5s]SPEAKER_00:I don't want to cut, but you know you're getting your butt whooped, right? That makes sense.
[179.0s]SPEAKER_01:Dang, a coach said it. Right. You know you're getting whooped out there, right? Okay. They whooping you. Yeah. Dang. What's the worst hood to be caught in in Atlanta?
[189.6s]SPEAKER_00:In our sub-hood.
[191.1s]SPEAKER_01:Ah, you visiting our great hood.
[195.1s]SPEAKER_01:You know the song catered to you?
[196.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[196.9s]SPEAKER_01:All right, what's a man gotta do to get catered to you treated?
[201.2s]SPEAKER_00:Take me out of survival mode.
[204.3s]SPEAKER_01:Boom. That makes sense. Yeah. All right, you're at a Waffle House.
[209.0s]SPEAKER_00:Mm-hmm.
[209.3s]SPEAKER_01:A fight breaks out.
[210.3s]SPEAKER_00:Mm-hmm.
[210.7s]SPEAKER_01:What do you do next?
[215.0s]SPEAKER_00:Ask somebody else if they record.
[217.3s]SPEAKER_01:Ask somebody else if they record.
[218.5s]SPEAKER_00:I ain't recording that.
[220.1s]SPEAKER_01:I need both my eyes, but you record.
[222.4s]SPEAKER_00:Mm-hmm.
[223.9s]SPEAKER_01:What's the worst Halloween costume?
[231.6s]SPEAKER_00:Maybe a police officer?
[233.9s]SPEAKER_01:Police officer is pretty crazy. Mm-hmm. You know a crazy answer I thought of?
[238.6s]SPEAKER_00:Mm-hmm.
[238.9s]SPEAKER_01:I've listened to all these people.
[240.0s]SPEAKER_00:What?
[240.5s]SPEAKER_01:A pregnant lady.
[241.9s]SPEAKER_00:Ah! Ah, she's pregnant! That is triplets!
[252.1s]SPEAKER_01:Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry, all right, I have either gone down or going down or a little lady about to go down. Mm-hmm. But who's next? Daisy.
[274.2s]SPEAKER_00:Got to be.
[275.0s]SPEAKER_01:Goddamn, 47 days.
[277.4s]SPEAKER_00:You got to play for Aaliyah sometime or the other.
[279.9s]SPEAKER_01:Oh. Dang.
[282.4s]SPEAKER_00:Y'all need clothes.
[284.4s]SPEAKER_01:Tell me.
[285.3s]SPEAKER_00:Tell me.
[286.3s]SPEAKER_01:How many dates until a man should expect a young lady to cook for him?
[292.8s]SPEAKER_00:Whenever she offers. Sometimes they can't cook.
[297.3s]SPEAKER_01:Dang. You know what?
[298.4s]SPEAKER_00:You're right.
[300.1s]SPEAKER_01:Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend.
[306.4s]SPEAKER_00:Well, you're just a guy that's through a stage where you're trying to see if the person is cool enough to be here, too. Okay. You know. That's the difference. Yeah, no. You've got to start off as a friend. You've got to build a relationship. Then you've got boundaries. Makes sense. Makes sense. Boundaries and no boundaries, I guess. You can say that. Okay. Why do men need women? They don't. They just want them around.
[346.1s]SPEAKER_01:Nah, they're boys out. What is the number one thing a Karen does?
[355.3s]SPEAKER_00:For color, it assumes. She can call the police.
[359.3s]SPEAKER_01:That makes sense. Asking all them questions. Make your statements. Assume it. All right. What's something that people pretend to like? Y'all don't like the word.
[385.4s]SPEAKER_00:What part of the building am I going to? Right here? You said right here? Yup. You're going to pretend. All right.
[392.1s]SPEAKER_01:Well, I appreciate you. But a question for you. How you want me to send this to you? Because when the video comes out, you want me to send it to you to your phone, social media. What's happening?
[403.2s]SPEAKER_00:Social media.
[404.0s]SPEAKER_01:All right. Go ahead. Hit us with that tag. You feel me?
[413.3s]SPEAKER_00:I remember it.
[414.9s]SPEAKER_01:If you can scan that for me.
[416.4s]SPEAKER_00:You can go ahead and subscribe. I'm trying to find something. You know, I like what you're doing here. You don't like what I'm doing here? I said I like what you're doing here. Oh, okay. Well, I want you to know that I appreciate you. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to keep you young, active, and sexy. Okay. You know, endo eyes.
[456.8s]SPEAKER_01:Endo eyes?
[458.3s]SPEAKER_00:All right. Endo three.
[459.7s]SPEAKER_01:Go there.
[460.4s]SPEAKER_00:Three. Endo three. Why? Easy.
[463.8s]SPEAKER_01:Boom. I appreciate it. I want you to know you are appreciated. And kiss them. Kiss them twins. Kiss them twins. Thank you. Like, hey, just know you are already loved by some random Uber driver. He was a real cool guy. He called himself Uncle Lennox. Oh, word. Yeah. Big bad. All right. Be easy.
[494.7s]SPEAKER_00:Try not to be on regular rides. Trying to get more rides.