💬 She don't play about me. Not at all. Name something you wish women understood about men. They're slow and you really have to spell it out. You really have to spell it out because sometimes you have to teach men how to love you. You get a good man and he's willing to learn, spell it out for him. Don't assume, don't expect.
❓ We back. All right, y'all. What would you do if you found out you were speaking to they ex?
💬 Block. Delete. On to the next. I have a current person, but yeah. I done dealt with that for 10 years. We're not now. We're good. Sittin' that last one before you.
❓ What's the first thing a Falcons fan said after the 28-3 loss of the Super Bowl? What's the first thing a Falcons fan said after the 28-3 loss of the Super Bowl?
❓ What's the first thing, the first thing, the first thing that comes to your mind?
💬 She a big gophery. I'm going out. Name the best part about a merc. The way we can make money. You can be broke today and rich as fuck tomorrow. Do that shit anywhere else. Do that shit anywhere else. Yeah. Name many places you can go hop in your car and make some money real quick. You ain't lying. I'm just saying. You ain't lying. People be complaining. You ain't lying. But you could really come up tomorrow.
❓ All right, wonderful. Y'all want me to send it to you?
💬 Yes, please.
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[7.8s]SPEAKER_01:Next question you're out with your best friend best friend the whole wide world oh this might be happening right now okay great and your friends are acting like Kanye they act in a complete fool and they start to get jumped
[22.9s]SPEAKER_00:I'm beating ass! The fuck? I'm beating ass! What? What? There's no getting jumped. The fuck? First off, man... I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't know what a bad day is. Fuck with her if you want to. I'm telling you, I'm taking two bitches at a time. What's up? You're gonna be so shocked at how hard I hit you, you're gonna think three bitches hit you at once. Don't play with my sister dammit. Ain't no getting jumped. The fuck? I'm sorry, my bad. Just passion. Man, what?
[61.3s]SPEAKER_01:Is that some passion talking?
[63.2s]SPEAKER_00:She don't play about me. Not at all. Name something you wish women understood about men. They're slow and you really have to spell it out. You really have to spell it out because sometimes you have to teach men how to love you. You get a good man and he's willing to learn, spell it out for him. Don't assume, don't expect.
[109.5s]SPEAKER_01:Fill in the blank. Happy women have...
[113.0s]SPEAKER_00:Big butt. Got a big butt too. And we're happy. Name the best female role model. Doesn't matter if it's a celebrity or not. I wouldn't say reason-wise because I be seeing what she goes through. She helps heal my inner child. And her children, I know they're in good hands. I love you. I love you. Genuinely. She keeps me level headed. Let's just put it that way. And my kids don't, when it comes, they know. She sit back at this. She's a hard worker. Always there for me. And your friend. I moved here. I'm not from here. So, you know. Period. I am too. Y'all gonna see that later. It's an all-moment for real.
[266.5s]SPEAKER_01:We back. We back. All right, y'all. What would you do if you found out you were speaking to they ex? She said evil laugh. She said evil laugh on the gate.
[285.2s]SPEAKER_00:Block. Delete. On to the next. I have a current person, but yeah. I done dealt with that for 10 years. We're not now. We're good. Sittin' that last one before you.
[303.0s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, that might go viral.
[304.4s]SPEAKER_00:We don't play those type of gags.
[311.3s]SPEAKER_01:I'm sorry. That's gonna go viral. That's over.
[319.1s]SPEAKER_00:This the last.
[324.6s]SPEAKER_01:Here's his one. You are in a loving, caring relationship with a famous rapper. And you are about to bring them home for Thanksgiving family dinner. Who is the best one to bring home to mom and dad? Look this up. But while you look at the good ones, who's the worst one to bring home? Future Hendrix.
[384.2s]SPEAKER_00:Damn. She said future with a harness. Future. I would bring home. I found the best. Future's the worst.
[395.3s]SPEAKER_01:Is it Miss Katie?
[402.8s]SPEAKER_00:It's CB.
[403.8s]SPEAKER_01:CB.
[422.3s]SPEAKER_00:I thought about him too, but he gone. The epitome of light skin. I just am light skinned. There is a difference. There is a difference.
[453.2s]SPEAKER_01:You know I wish I had had that phrase when my son was born. They tested him like you would say, like yo your son might be sick. I was like, he is not the epitome of light skin. He's just a light-skinned baby. He ain't sick. See? And they charge you a whole bunch of money for some tests. Turns out your baby is healthy. He's light-skinned. My son was jaundiced when he was born. And then he cleared up and they looked at him again like two weeks later. He's so yellow in the skin. We gotta go check this out.
[488.1s]SPEAKER_00:He's high yellow.
[489.4s]SPEAKER_01:He's a yellow baby. He's light-skinned.
[492.6s]SPEAKER_00:That is rude.
[494.1s]SPEAKER_01:I felt offended. Really it was racist.
[495.5s]SPEAKER_00:I was happy too. That bill was crazy. Right. I had to.
[503.3s]SPEAKER_01:We gotta check my baby.
[504.9s]SPEAKER_00:You made my baby cry. Right. Boy I'm ready to swing.
[512.8s]SPEAKER_01:Take me back to the time. What's the best way to relieve stress?
[526.1s]SPEAKER_00:For two hours. 30 minutes is enough. Go walk for a minute and watch your whole move. Go think it through. Think it through.
[546.0s]SPEAKER_01:What's the first thing a Falcons fan said after the 28-3 loss of the Super Bowl? What's the first thing a Falcons fan said after the 28-3 loss of the Super Bowl?
[568.1s]SPEAKER_00:You know they got hope.
[572.1s]SPEAKER_01:Boy.
[572.6s]SPEAKER_00:Name something. Back on track. Or you know what? I'll say the willingness to never stop fighting. No matter what you go. Never stop fighting. Never stop fighting your spouse against the park. And never stop fighting. If it's worth it. If it's worth it. You should know that before you get married. You shouldn't get married. See if you like them. That's true. You might not like them. You just like how they got jammed up.
[655.2s]SPEAKER_01:What's the first thing, the first thing, the first thing that comes to your mind? You hear the phrase. Hot girl something.
[669.1s]SPEAKER_00:She a big gophery. I'm going out. Name the best part about a merc. The way we can make money. You can be broke today and rich as fuck tomorrow. Do that shit anywhere else. Do that shit anywhere else. Yeah. Name many places you can go hop in your car and make some money real quick. You ain't lying. I'm just saying. You ain't lying. People be complaining. You ain't lying. But you could really come up tomorrow.
[703.4s]SPEAKER_01:I can't be shouting it out too much in these cars. But look, if I could give a class on how to make money doing Uber and Lyft. Niggas would be like, no way you can get that kind of money.
[711.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yes way. Yes way. Yes way. And you're expanding on your social media presence. So you're going to double.
[718.4s]SPEAKER_01:Hey, look, I can't let everybody know that. Even when they see it, they're going to know it. But that's it. They smart enough to catch it though.
[725.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. You feel me?
[726.8s]SPEAKER_01:When I blow up, when I blow up on this channel, take a look. I will be seen as like a social media guru. I'll be like, look, I'm going to show you how to hustle on every level. Okay. They'll call me hustle guy.
[738.5s]SPEAKER_00:Okay.
[739.0s]SPEAKER_01:All right. Here we go. Here we go. What's a guarantee at an ATL cut down?
[744.1s]SPEAKER_00:Bake things. Every time. Pasta, salmon, chips, chicken.
[754.6s]SPEAKER_01:It'll always be good.
[755.7s]SPEAKER_00:Hot dogs and burgers.
[758.4s]SPEAKER_01:What's the top reason a man cheats?
[766.4s]SPEAKER_00:Insecure. Misunderstood. Top reason that a woman cheats. You know. Want to be seen. Want to be felt. You okay? She said, you know. Because, you know, we can really get deep into that. I'm sad. Because if a woman does cheat, it took her a minute to get to that point. We can cheat because we're hurt. We can cheat because his dick is bigger. We can cheat because. How would you know that though? We always find out.
[797.5s]SPEAKER_01:God damn police.
[798.0s]SPEAKER_00:We're looking harder than y'all are.
[800.1s]SPEAKER_01:God damn police. She's saying. The most annoying thing my spouse does is. I'm sorry. I should have sat there on the blank.
[813.6s]SPEAKER_00:Okay.
[814.1s]SPEAKER_01:The most annoying thing my spouse does is.
[815.9s]SPEAKER_00:Black. Consistency.
[831.4s]SPEAKER_01:You want a hero or a micro?
[833.2s]SPEAKER_00:Hero.
[838.5s]SPEAKER_01:See, there ain't any other ones. Oh, we almost at the end. Right. All right. If Tyler Perry's life was the title of one of his movies. What would it be?
[848.3s]SPEAKER_00:What's that one done in the dark? Come to life. What's done in the dark? I think that's what it's called. C.B.? You got one for me?
[863.1s]SPEAKER_01:I'm hurt. All right. I always say it's a color girl.
[867.8s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, you doing the bending?
[871.9s]SPEAKER_01:Why do men think they can get away with it?
[874.0s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, that's their ego lying to them. We knew the moment you started talking to that bitch.
[880.0s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, damn.
[881.3s]SPEAKER_00:The moment. The second. Feel it. Yes. Feel it. Listen. We're like Walmart. We'll let you steal the $500 worth before we get your ass. Yep. And then they got a case on you. And a lot of the time we have dreams about it. So we know. Damn. Your energy is off when you come around now. Men get meaner too when they like something new. It's a dead giveaway. They get meaner. Yes, they do. Because they think they got something better.
[907.9s]SPEAKER_01:The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are getting paid $200 an hour this year. Who else would be making that kind of bread?
[916.5s]SPEAKER_00:So who else makes that kind of bread?
[918.1s]SPEAKER_01:Who else should be making that kind of bread?
[923.3s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, that's a hard question because I don't know if they got the work after that.
[927.7s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, I got one more question. Two if you're willing. What's something that you would pretend to like? Each other.
[939.0s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Sure.
[941.9s]SPEAKER_01:Well, goddamn 47. Ladies, do I have your permission to use this video?
[945.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yes.
[946.2s]SPEAKER_01:All right, wonderful. Y'all want me to send it to you?
[947.7s]SPEAKER_00:Yes, please.
[948.6s]SPEAKER_01:All right, awesome. Got another question. Y'all need a ride after this?
[952.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[953.9s]SPEAKER_01:All right. Hit me with that number real quick.
[956.5s]SPEAKER_00:Okay.
[958.2s]SPEAKER_01:And I'll come back and get y'all. I mean, obviously this is business we're talking right now. Yeah. I don't want to come back up and y'all be like, hold up. I thought it was going to be a free ride. I'm like, no. It's a discount. It's a discounted ride. Would never. All right. I appreciate it. Hey, look. I got a guy in the. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nah. It's all good. My number is 404-992-1-tweet-1-7-1-3-1-7. Yes. Yes. Yes. They call me Uncle Les. Uncle Les. Uncle Les. L-E-S. Oh, no. It's been a pleasure. Don't you start touching doors now.
[999.1s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, listen. I appreciate that. And you're open to a five-star rating.
[1007.1s]SPEAKER_01:I should set in for those things.
[1008.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yes. I appreciate that. No.
[1013.8s]SPEAKER_01:You're welcome. I'll feel it. I got you. I got you. Hey, y'all be great. Y'all be easy. Have a good one. You feel me. Oh, I'll be bouncing around the city for like an hour in advance text. Like, hey, I think we're going to leave it about an hour or so. That's that lit. Be easy.