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[2.5s] SPEAKER_00: We in there? That's right. Boom, boom, boom. What's good, what's good, what's good? Hold up, is my green light on? Yep, your green light on? Yes, it was. Yes. We're in there, we're in there. And what's your name? One more time. You know, I had to let you in the car. I forgot to ask your name. That's okay. My name is Ebony. Ebony? Yes. Ebony, Ebony. The older I get, the less I hear that. Oh, wow. You know what's funny? I really, I really don't even know that song. It's been in so many movies as a joke. I've never went back and listened to the song. And I listen to old music. That's okay. All right, ready? Yeah. All right, let's get it. What's good, everybody? It's Chibuan Cales. I'm in the car with the lovely Ms. Ebony. Say what's up to the people, Ms. Ebony. Hi, people. See, I love that interview. So here we go. We're getting into the Beyonce, the Beyonce night survey. We're trying to understand what the people that enjoy Beyonce, what Ebony is cooler than that. We're trying to get to the minds and the hearts of Atlanta, though. People that come by and come through. Let's get it. But some qualifier questions first. The best Beyonce song is which one? Dangerously in Love. It shows her vocal range and undoubtedly showcases her as a singer. The one with Destiny Shaw, the one by herself? By herself. Okay, sweet. All right. Are you a baddie? Absolutely. Wonderful. Are you Christian? I am. Are you single? I am not. I am in a committed relationship. I love it. I love it. I love it. And by chance, is there any kind of way? No way. I ain't got to ask that. You already answered it for me. You got to do it for the meter. I love it. All right. Let's get to this. Name something that a parent says before a whoop-a-day child.

[118.2s] SPEAKER_01: This don't hurt me more than it hurts you.

[123.4s] SPEAKER_00: Doing the blank. You're in the hair salon. Get your hair did. Everything's going the way you want it. What's the last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say? Oh, no, I don't have any. Anything. You're like, yo, hairspray, gel, you know, whatever edge control, whatever it is needed to finish the style. Understood. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media. Me engaging in sexual acts. That's a good one. Yes. That's solid. Name the top reason a man puts a ring on him. You are his thief. What Beyonce song does everyone pretend to like?

[179.1s] SPEAKER_01: There was one I think around the album or that I felt like was forced on us. I can't think of the name of it, though. I'll have to come back to that. Okay. How long should it take before a man puts a ring on? Depends on how old you are in your 20s, three to five years in your 30s, two to three years in your 40s. Hey, you. You know who you are. You're more financially stable. You've been through some things. You've refined what you're looking for, what you want.

[233.4s] SPEAKER_00: Name something Beyonce would ask you to bring to the party. An accessory. Okay. Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. That who? That Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Who's Diddy? I'm Diddy. Like P. Diddy. Oh, Serac. Baby oil. Serac. Baby oil. Take that. Take that. Thank you. That's right. All right. Let's see. What else we got here? People who don't like Beyonce are no the blank. Haters. The best place to find the Jay-Z to your Beyonce is? Professional conference. What does a man have to do to get catered to you treatment? Be financially stable and make you feel like the most desirable woman in the world. You're at a Waffle House. Fight breaks out. What do you do next? Hide. Run for cover. You said we got to get the safety. I'm too cute for this. I'm too cute for this. We can't die in the Waffle House. That's right. All right. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. Commitment. That's a pretty solid answer. Non-optional. Non-optional commitment. Yes. Okay. Okay. Why do men need women? For balance. It's a scenario. It's a little crazy. You are in public and your friend starts acting like Kanye. They're acting like who? And they start to get jumpy. What do you do next? It's my friend. It's your best friend. Oh, we fighting. We fighting. All right. All right. All right. So why do women need men? For balance. Between a wife and a girlfriend. Chosen obligation. How long have you been around in Atlanta? Three years. Three years. What's the worst hood to be caught in in Atlanta? Cascades. Damn. That's crazy. Most people don't say that one, but that is a pretty bad one. All women in the world disappear. What would be the first problem that men run into? Not being attracted to men? We're done here. Tell me how many dates until a man should expect a young lady to cook for him? That's a good question. Well, one, it depends on your finances. Say between three and five. Three and five dates? Yeah. That's fair. What's the worst Halloween costume? Oh, God. That is not my favorite holiday. I'll say the devil costume. That is a terrible one. That doesn't say a lot of good things.

[498.4s] SPEAKER_01: So, Eddie R. Kelly and Tyler Perry are going down, have gone down, or look at they about to go down. But my question to you is who's next? Shannon Charpe. That's your white women. It's the age difference. It's the white woman. It's the, you know, the text proof, you know, a lot going on there. There's a lot going on there. How many books do you read a year? How many books do you read a year? Oh, I'm a reader. So I read like one or two novels a week. Oh, wow. Yeah. I actually have a book that's going to be coming out under the name Charmaine Walker. Oh, shout it all the way out. Shout it out. We posted this. That's right. So look for it. It's going to be C-H-A-R-M-A-I-N-E Walker. It is a urban contemporary romance novel. Hey. Love and respect. I love it. I love it. Oh, you are. What's the biggest benefit of reading? For me, entertainment. My books that I read are the equivalent of people who like reality trash TV. So, yeah, on my bookshelf in my house. So I have respectable. I have memoirs and leadership books and, you know, spiritual.

[604.2s] SPEAKER_00: But like in my Kindle is where it goes down. Oh, so why do men think that they're irreplaceable and they didn't get away with you? I don't know. My man doesn't. Top reason the man cheats. Insecurity. Top reason a woman cheats. They are dishonest. They can't be honest. You are a boy. You are a male. What will be the first thing that you do? I want to know what it feels like to be standing up outside. It is an experience. It is different.

[660.1s] SPEAKER_01: It is a little sit down, sit down party. Oh, this was a bit crazy. How many times should a woman tolerate being cheated on? Hmm. I don't know that you can put a number on it or they tolerate. I think that it could be zero. It could be 10. It depends on the circumstance and the reason and true retribution or like, yeah.

[698.5s] SPEAKER_00: Work. So yeah, I think it depends on everybody's circumstance. Do you think financial status changes that number? It can. But if you are at equal financial status, then no. Oh, so it's more of the difference in financial status. Correct. Correct. I think when there is a big disparity in financial status, that's when it changes. What is the number one thing a Karen does? Ask to speak to the manager. Yeah. Where is the manager now? All right. The power has been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next? That's probably the best answer I've heard so far. The best answer so far. Well, I'll be honest with you. I think when I got through all the parts that really matter this thing, I mean, I got some extra random ones on here. You ready to get real random? Let's do it. Zombie apocalypse is going down. Where's the first place you're going? Oh, that's a good one. Um, the apocalypse is happening now or it's coming. Like, you know, I always say something, but specifically when I think about it, it's like you just looked on TV and you saw whatever. So you're, you know, let's say, let's say you ask me to see this post by you look on in the news and you see that there are zombies all over Tallahassee, Florida. Like, like, oh snap, it was a zombie. Like, the zombies are here. Like, this is happening. Atlanta has not necessarily been hit yet, but Tallahassee, it's gone down. Nashville, it has gone down. What's the first place you're going? Oh, New Jersey to see my family. Oh, you're gonna catch a flight. Yeah, I want to. Yeah. That's dedication right there. What's the worst thing about people who move to Atlanta? Me included. We drive up the cost of homes.

[855.0s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we'll purchase higher because we're coming from higher, higher.

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