PXL_20250711_013736403 — Barkley Corpus

[1.2s] SPEAKER_00: What's good everybody? It's Chabonkalez. I'm in the whip with my man Sebastian. Say what's up Sebastian. How's everybody doing? What's going on? Yeah we got it. I like that energy my guy. All right so everybody we're going through the NFL survey. I'm really just a footballer general. So man everything I'm asking you is purely your opinion. You ain't got one. You just say pass. All right you feel me? Yep. All right let's get it in. All right first question. This is a qualifier. Do you play fantasy football? No. All right now let's get started. How many wins will

[33.3s] SPEAKER_01: you see? What did they play on 17? Yeah I played 17 guys. Seven. Seven? Seventeen. I don't I don't see the uh what's his name? Pinnix? Pinnix. I don't I don't. Yo yo by the height. They just threw him in there because he was black. That's all it is. He wasn't they just threw him in there because he was black. He didn't play that often in college because he stayed hurt most of the time. Then when he came in where he went one and two. Nah they just loud enough is uh they like the fans like black people and they would push. Cousin cousin got hurt. Yeah cousin is like how they did him. You can't pay him that much then draft a quarterback in the top 10. That just sounds like since the beginning of the season they already wanted to push him out. Since the first game since they signed the black bag they already wanted to push cousin out. I can't even though I'm from here Atlanta fans they're ridiculous. They will never win. God damn 47. NBA championship. World Series. Baseball. It ain't no black. It ain't no black players in baseball. They they uh they compare they they look at uh baseball players as black. Nah them people Cuba, Mexico. They just got we just got the same cousin. Them players ain't black. They're nothing. Nothing. God damn. As long as we keep paying rent to our fans if we need black this and black this we'll win nothing. Ever ever ever. I'm 44 we ain't never won nothing.

[145.9s] SPEAKER_00: It's something we just gotta put the right money in all the black people. We gotta we gotta get Lamar like when Lamar Jackson was possibly coming down here I'm like we should have gotten nothing. You know what damn that's actually one of my questions. Why has Lamar Jackson won a Superbowl?

[158.8s] SPEAKER_01: He's not a good he's a good runner but as far as passing you know I can't I can't even think of a running quarterback that didn't made didn't want a Superbowl. I can't think of one. You got the Tom Brady. Who wanted who wanted the last one? Uh uh Hurts but he's not really running. He stays in the parking. Then before that you got Patrick Mahomes. He's not around. He run when he has to but when you got a quarterback that's a take on that's why they ain't like Michael Bitt. The receivers they didn't know to keep running around or just stop. They got they'll have to get Lamar so much help. Nah they'll be nothing. Old guy over the sound of a captain. Nah ain't one of that. God damn 47. He had the best shot this year. Who knocked him out? Buffalo? Yep.

[213.8s] SPEAKER_00: Blew him? No. And where is he? In George Allen. He's not well. Why isn't why isn't George Allen

[221.2s] SPEAKER_01: won a Superbowl? I don't think he's just selfish. He want all the glory to be. He didn't. Nah I don't think he ever won one either. You gotta you gotta it's a team sport. You won't win by yourself. It's a team sport. This ain't tennis. This ain't golf. It's a team sport. All right. When he get down there on the line he want to run it in itself. You got to run it back again. Best word to describe last year's Superbowl? Oh yeah it was uh yeah it was Eagles. Yeah I remember who it was but uh I can't remember the game. I guess it was that Tim. I guess Tim because I can't even remember the game. I know who played. I know it wasn't close. Tim. All right. Best SEC football team. I'm an Alabama man. I roll

[287.6s] SPEAKER_00: all right. Who's the best running back in the league not named Saquon or Derrick Henry? Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is not me.

[322.6s] SPEAKER_01: She ain't on my team. That's a problem. My girl was not me. I'm her only person. He didn't tip us. He didn't tip. Nobody for me. That's why I broke up with him. He not even tripping. Never me. That inside anything outside of me is bad. I understand that one. You're my biggest fan. That's all you is. My fan. Who's the most overpaid player in the league? Which sport? NFL. Prescott. That Prescott. Never win. They're doing the same thing they did with Romo. They're just just go to the playoffs and lose. It's just repeating itself. He didn't in the 30 years because y'all y'all hold on to people too long. That should have been gone. Why does the NFL

[386.6s] SPEAKER_00: rank Jalen Hurts a top five Hube? I don't know. It ain't him. It's the team. But like I said,

[396.9s] SPEAKER_01: it's a team sport. I'm not saying he's good, but he's not great. He's not bad, but people rank who they like and who win. They end up doing what's inside their head. Who's got the best defense in the league? Who has the worst fan base in the NFL? That's a good one. We've been winning them 30 years. 30 years. They still. Jerry Jones is the best promoter in the world.

[441.2s] SPEAKER_00: You ain't won nothing since 90 something. And now they're like the most valuable team in the league.

[446.9s] SPEAKER_01: I'm talking about a playoff game. You might have won two or three playoff games in 30 years. That fan base, you can't tell them it's always next year, next year, next year. You can't tell the other fan that they're like a fucking fan. They're like a hell of a fucking fan. You can't tell them that. They pay the same. They got the same fan base. Delusional mental health. Crazy.

[469.8s] SPEAKER_00: He said delusional mental health. Crazy. He's a drug. Damn. All right. What's something a parent

[477.9s] SPEAKER_01: would say to a bad child that a coach would say to a player? They sit your ass down. Hey,

[500.0s] SPEAKER_00: that's a good answer. Name something Atlanta is better at than football. Stupid shit. Stupid

[512.9s] SPEAKER_01: shit. Get me in the whole ass over there. Why aren't the Eagles going to have a Super Bowl But they still got a good team. They still got a pretty much the same team they got. And we're in the NFC East. Yep. You still got Giants. They're going to win the division. You still got the Giants. They're not doing anything. Dallas ain't going to do anything. And Washington, they come. Daniels might fall off a little bit. They're going to win the division. All right. Then you got the NFC. There's nothing stopping them in the NFC. They're like 49ers on a whole new rebuild. And I can't think of no other team. Ram's pretty good. Ram's. Yeah. Yeah. They can stay healthy. They still got with Stafford. Yeah. They picked up Devontae Adams. So it's Stafford, Adams and Pooka. Adams ain't been there since he left from Roger. I think it's going to be all he's been doing with travel. Since he left Aaron Roger, he's just been traveling doing

[600.2s] SPEAKER_00: playing doing nothing, nothing, nothing. I think, I think this will be the year that everyone gets reminded like that. Cause you look at his tape, he's still a baller, man. But we'll see. I got faith in Devontae Adams. Sometimes the quarterback makes the play up. Are you saying Devontae Adams not like that? He ain't been like that since Roger. He ain't been like that with nobody else. Oh man. I think, okay. I think this year we're all going to see like, nah, he's like that. I think he's had some bad quarterback play and some bad offenses to be in. But why? This year he's about to pop out. I mean, he's still a thousand yard receiver. Last year was his first year he went a thousand yards. Actually, it's a lie. He's still a thousand yards. He did on two different teams. First receiver in history to do that. He's supposed to be counting the preseason. Nah, rather season two. So he's still like that. It's just, we haven't seen him be on a winning team. He's still not on the winning team. I don't know, man. I think this year... The Rams already got a number one receiver. You see what I'm saying? He ain't going to be complaining about the ball. He ain't going to be complaining about it. But hear my thing though. He always been, he always been the number one. See, he's not going to be the number one. So now he's think, now think about that. He's not going to like it. He's not going to like me. Let's take one second. Let's take one second. He's a humble guy that he is. Yeah, that he is. I don't think he is. Let me ask you this question. Go ahead. What team is prepared to play an offense where Devontae Adams is the number two receiver? What defense is like, oh yeah, we, we're okay with handling Devontae Adams and

[712.4s] SPEAKER_01: Huka Nakula. We can do that. I'm still trying to think about it. We got some defense defense, but yeah, they're just like... They would either be the best defense to stop them. Cincinnati got Higgins and Chase and...

[723.0s] SPEAKER_00: And how many teams did they light up? And they still can't win it. That's because their defense is trash. Yeah. Rams defense is not trash. Cleveland have got a pretty good defense.

[733.9s] SPEAKER_01: They do. Damn good defense. Don't, teams ain't defensive minded like they, like they used to. They're about hard for me to think about a good defense. True. I guess that... I think the Eagles had the best defense last year. They did.

[753.2s] SPEAKER_00: The Eagles and Kansas City. Yeah. As far as I really thought it was going to be a much better Super Bowl, because I was like, yo, these are two of the top five defenses in the league right now. This should be really good. And they just got decimated. Yeah, Patrick Mahomes will never

[769.2s] SPEAKER_01: get his last one. It's so hard to get to... God damn it. It might be his last one. It just is what it is. Tom Brady went to what? 9-1-7. It's hard to get back. Peyton Manning, the greatest quarterback I've ever seen.

[786.2s] SPEAKER_00: Thank you. Two? No, oh yeah. Peyton Manning won two. First one to win with two different teams. Eli looked up and won two. Yeah. And he won his two before Peyton won his two. Yeah. Granted, number one and a number two defense. Eli Manning, both years that he won, he had a number one and a number two defense. Oh yeah, and a helmet catch. And a helmet catch. Both against Tom Brady, which makes it just that much worse to talk about. You're like... 17-0-1 team, yeah. You're going to have the perfect season. Frankly, they had the team to do it. Just Spagnola just had a better plan on defense. So are you all over sports or just NFL? I'm just doing NFL this year. Okay. All right, so who's the best football team in the NFL? Fill in the blank. The Chief's dynasty is

[872.1s] SPEAKER_01: over with. Really never. See, one thing about Patrick Mahomes, he played a game like a video game. Now, he's the best quarterback in the league, but as far as that team, there's too many players changing in and out. Mahomes, they're going to be Mahomes, but he can only do so much. He can't be stopped. Mahomes can't be stopped. He's going to do the rest. Mahomes is the team. All right, who was the best rookie last season? He didn't get a rookie of the year. Oh, Jane Danes. Okay, yeah. I forgot he was a rookie. He ain't looked like it, did he? No, he didn't. He didn't. I know sometimes in the NFL, you can be on the team three years and still be a rookie. That man was a rookie for like three and a half games, and it was like, dang, this boy good. Yeah, he turned watching me around with the look they had. Yep. I've got the NFL, it's been so long ago. It's been since like February. Yeah. It's coming back around. Yeah. All right, so look, these are all Atlanta home games.

[966.2s] SPEAKER_00: These are all Atlanta home games. Will Atlanta beat the commanders this year? No. Will Atlanta beat the Falcons? Is that right? Will Atlanta beat the Bills? No. Will Atlanta beat the Rams? What team is most likely to beat Kansas City before they get to a AFC title game again? Since my home's been there, they always go to the AFC title game. Cincinnati. Monk, bruh, thank you. Thank you. Trying to tell these people. I'm like, yo, the Biggles going to mess around and beat them this year. Yeah. Atlanta,

[1019.5s] SPEAKER_01: their only thing they're going to win is their home game. They're going to split them and get some extra wins. Gives like the Panthers or something like that. Then they throwing this new quarterback in here like, I don't see it. I can't even think of what the white pants came from.

[1039.8s] SPEAKER_00: What are you in the? I think you were, I'm pretty sure he wasn't SEC. No, I thought he was in the

[1046.7s] SPEAKER_01: championship. No, not in that. They're going to end up having to throw cousins back in there. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to give up on a day. They'll give up on your real face,

[1066.2s] SPEAKER_00: but it ain't going to start coming to the game. Goddamn 47. Hey, my man. I appreciate you doing this for me. I appreciate it. Uh, let me get you. Can you say your number here? I'll send you the link to your, I'll send you a link to the video when your episode comes out. Oh yeah. Uh, six,

[1081.5s] SPEAKER_01: I'll make four, five, six, two, one zero six. Perfect. I hit you with it.

[1089.6s] SPEAKER_00: Oh man. Anthony wants to say to the people before we get out. Y'all have a good one. There we go. Y'all have a good one. Peace.

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