❓ Thank y'all so much. I appreciate you. Y'all got social media?
💬 Oh, yeah. Now I'm not. Nope. I can't drop you guys off here. It's raining now. Can't do it. I really don't even have any social media. I got Facebook.
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❓ Oh, you guys are going to the Aquarium tomorrow?
💬 I don't even know where it is from here.
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[0.1s]SPEAKER_01:Alright, what's good everybody? It's Chibon Clez. I'm in the car with the people. Say what's up, people? What's going on? Alright now, alright now. Everyone, these nice people have come all the way from South Carolina to come see us down here in Georgia. Now, we're going to go through the survey because we need to understand what the world is thinking, everybody. But, I want you two to know, there are no wrong answers. There's only just what you think. Okay? And we got rapid fire going on because we only got three minutes. Here we go, here we go. Alright, name something a parent says before whooping their child.
[34.9s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, shit. Um. That might be one, man. Yeah, oh shit, it would probably be an answer, yeah. Damn it, yeah.
[47.8s]SPEAKER_01:That's a good one. That's a good one. Miss Lady?
[53.1s]SPEAKER_00:Okay.
[53.7s]SPEAKER_01:Alright, next one. You're in the hair salon. You're doing your hair. What's the last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say?
[62.2s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, shit. Yelp, yelp, yelp.
[66.3s]SPEAKER_01:Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media.
[77.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, that'd be a problem.
[79.3s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, that's, it's kind of hard to explain. Like, mommy, daddy, what is own life finds?
[88.0s]SPEAKER_00:Nothing to swear.
[89.1s]SPEAKER_01:Nothing, baby. What's nothing? Because you were doing something here.
[93.6s]SPEAKER_00:It's a wrestling site.
[96.1s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, I want to wrestle? No, no you don't. No. Name the top reason a man puts a ring on it. To lock it in. Lock it in. What is something that people pretend to like? Yeah, it's like, no one really, who don't like this thing?
[128.8s]SPEAKER_00:They just pretend they like you. I'd probably say like, friends, girlfriends. You gotta pretend like you like them.
[134.4s]SPEAKER_01:That is bars. That is a bar. That's probably the best answer I've gotten so far on that question. Damn. Brian, I'm not talking about you. I'm not talking about you. I like you, girl.
[155.3s]SPEAKER_00:No, I'm serious.
[157.3s]SPEAKER_01:Hey, don't do that. Don't do that. I have friends and stuff to worry about. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. I'm serious. Your girl is cool. For the most part. All right. That one time, you remember. Hold on, back to the survey. Back to the survey. All right. What's something that Beyonce would ask you to bring to the party?
[175.7s]SPEAKER_00:I don't know anything about Beyonce.
[178.3s]SPEAKER_01:Perfect. That's the best answer. All right. What's something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party? Lotion. Baby oil. I like lotion better. He has all the baby oil already. You might need some lotion, too. Take that. Take that. Anything he can give you. All right. All right. All right.
[198.5s]SPEAKER_00:Let's see.
[199.2s]SPEAKER_01:Where's the best place to find a spouse?
[204.2s]SPEAKER_00:Probably Walmart. It'd probably be a good one. That's where I'd find one. Yeah, I'd text her on Instagram.
[212.3s]SPEAKER_01:IG, Walmart. These are not bad answers to me. All right. You're at a Waffle House. A fight breaks out.
[222.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yep.
[223.2s]SPEAKER_01:What do you do next?
[225.5s]SPEAKER_00:Videoing it, for sure. These are the things things are made of.
[234.9s]SPEAKER_01:All right, y'all. I'm going to be honest with you. I can go up here and try to bust this U. But you guys are going in the same direction. So when I get right here, are you guys OK with crossing the street? Or do you guys want me to drop you over there? That's fine. Are you sure? Miss Lady, I'm talking to you now. Yeah, I'm good. OK. Man says it's cool. I'm going to get y'all right here. And then y'all can casually tell everyone to stop. Thank y'all so much. I appreciate you. Y'all got social media? Yeah. All right. Go ahead and say that into that mic for me.
[269.0s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah. Now I'm not. Nope. I can't drop you guys off here. It's raining now. Can't do it. I really don't even have any social media. I got Facebook.
[276.4s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, phone number. I'm just trying to find a way to send it to you.
[278.5s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah. I'm just going up on YouTube.
[285.7s]SPEAKER_00:And there it goes. And what's your name one more time? I'm Logan.
[289.6s]SPEAKER_01:Logan and Ali. Y'all names sound like y'all should be together, right? Logan and Ali. Y'all, that's a TV show right there. Let's watch the show. Logan and Ali. They go to the Georgia Aquarium. All right. Let me get y'all under the underpass here so you guys don't get soaked. I don't want you guys to be soaking wet going to the Georgia Aquarium because it's awesome.
[310.8s]SPEAKER_00:We were going to the Aquarium.
[312.6s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, you guys are going to the Aquarium tomorrow? Yeah. Okay, then. Dang. I don't know if there is a way to avoid the water. It's foul.
[320.6s]SPEAKER_00:I don't even know where it is from here.
[321.9s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, okay. I'll show you. You want to go down here. There's going to be an opening. It's an opening. It's like a field. You're going to walk in through there and you're going to go like leftish diagonalish. So, yeah, this is probably the best spot.