💬 If they're already there, then they must be invited by some kind of way. If not, you have to find their way out. If they stay, then they must be there for a reason. In your house. Spouse in your house. Good point. Like a mouse, you don't want to see them, but a spouse, okay, if you find them in your house, yeah, we there.
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❓ Tell me, how many days until a man should expect a home-cooked meal? Pardon? How many days until a man should expect a home-cooked meal?
💬 Every day. 23 hours. I take him on a date. 23 hours is the top price. Less than a day. Every day he comes home, he just takes a hot meal. I love it. I love it. That's love. That's love. That's equality. That's both sides of the way. Okay. If she had the time, if I had the time, I'd go too.
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❓ The power's been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next?
💬 Name one thing men would wish would understand about women. Yep. One thing. Yep. You're like, yo, I wish men understood this. He can have it. One thing.
❓ Throw in the blank. Happy women have... The best female role model is?
💬 I wish a woman would understand about... Man, this is... I love this shit. I wish one thing a woman could understand about a man. Yep. Hmm. Or less of words. Or lack of words. Or silence. Or silence.
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[0.0s]SPEAKER_01:Alright, question number one.
[1.4s]SPEAKER_00:Do I have to push anything? Hold on, bypass.
[3.5s]SPEAKER_01:Nope, it's green on?
[4.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yes, it's on.
[5.2s]SPEAKER_01:Yep, it's green right there. You did it. Alright, question number one. Name something that a parent would say to a child before whipping their ass.
[13.1s]SPEAKER_00:Now you know already. Damn.
[16.9s]SPEAKER_01:That's facts. Fill in the blank. You're in the barbershop chair. Cutting your hair. The last thing you want to hear your barber say is... Ooh! That's probably the best answer I've heard so far. That's really the worst thing I've heard.
[31.9s]SPEAKER_00:Like... Ooh! I love my barbers and I've only had a few for my entire life. So that's how it is. Okay. I don't trust nobody else. If I hear a new barber say, ooh...
[42.5s]SPEAKER_01:Get out the chair immediately.
[43.5s]SPEAKER_00:It's like, yo, it's open. It's open. Or if you're in the middle of the chair... That's trouble too. True.
[49.1s]SPEAKER_01:Alright, name something you would never want your kids to see on your social media. My drinking habits. Damn. Hair. Hair. Name the top reason that men get married.
[75.3s]SPEAKER_00:Say it again, please. Name the top... Name the top reason a man gets married. He done gave up.
[85.8s]SPEAKER_01:Damn! Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.
[91.7s]SPEAKER_00:Condoms.
[93.2s]SPEAKER_01:That makes sense. Prophylactics.
[96.1s]SPEAKER_00:What's the best place to find a spouse? In your house. Alright, alright. I like this. I like this energy.
[104.1s]SPEAKER_01:What's something up here?
[105.0s]SPEAKER_00:If they're already there, then they must be invited by some kind of way. If not, you have to find their way out. If they stay, then they must be there for a reason. In your house. Spouse in your house. Good point. Like a mouse, you don't want to see them, but a spouse, okay, if you find them in your house, yeah, we there.
[120.0s]SPEAKER_01:We in there. I feel that. I feel that. So what is the worst hood to get caught in in Atlanta? Your hood.
[129.6s]SPEAKER_00:True. Never want to get caught out in your own hood. That makes sense.
[135.0s]SPEAKER_01:What's something... What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach will say to a player?
[143.4s]SPEAKER_00:You disappointed me.
[144.7s]SPEAKER_01:You disappointed me. What does a man have to do to get catered-to-you treatment? Pardon? What does a man have to do to get catered-to-you treatment?
[155.6s]SPEAKER_00:What does a man have to do to get catered-to-your treatment?
[159.0s]SPEAKER_01:Catered-to-you treatment. You remember the song catered-to-you by Destiny's Child?
[164.9s]SPEAKER_00:You're making me take myself right now. Hold on. Pause. Pass. All right. Next. Pass.
[170.7s]SPEAKER_01:You're at a Waffle House and a fight breaks out. What do you do next?
[173.9s]SPEAKER_00:Grab my waffle.
[175.4s]SPEAKER_01:Boom. Worst Halloween costume?
[179.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yourself.
[180.8s]SPEAKER_01:Diddy R. Kelly and Tyler Perry are going down, have gone down, or are they about to go down? But my question to you is, who's next?
[190.2s]SPEAKER_00:If you ask yourself, then you're guilty. I don't know that much pop culture.
[197.4s]SPEAKER_01:Bet. Tell me, how many days until a man should expect a home-cooked meal? Pardon? How many days until a man should expect a home-cooked meal?
[205.1s]SPEAKER_00:Every day. 23 hours. I take him on a date. 23 hours is the top price. Less than a day. Every day he comes home, he just takes a hot meal. I love it. I love it. That's love. That's love. That's equality. That's both sides of the way. Okay. If she had the time, if I had the time, I'd go too.
[227.1s]SPEAKER_01:Wow.
[227.6s]SPEAKER_00:Put it on the record.
[228.6s]SPEAKER_01:On the record?
[229.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yep.
[230.0s]SPEAKER_01:There's a difference between a husband and a boyfriend.
[232.6s]SPEAKER_00:Whoa. A ring on it.
[234.9s]SPEAKER_01:A ring on it.
[235.5s]SPEAKER_00:I like that.
[236.4s]SPEAKER_01:I'll say.
[237.9s]SPEAKER_00:Sorry. Uh-huh. A husband and a man.
[242.4s]SPEAKER_01:A husband and a boyfriend.
[243.7s]SPEAKER_00:A husband and a boyfriend. Bills.
[247.4s]SPEAKER_01:Why do men need women?
[251.9s]SPEAKER_00:John Nostar. Why does men need women? Procreate. Procreate. Make sense. Forward, forward. Lifeline.
[262.4s]SPEAKER_01:What is the number one thing a Karen does?
[270.4s]SPEAKER_00:Complain. Complain.
[272.7s]SPEAKER_01:Why do women need men?
[276.5s]SPEAKER_00:Security.
[280.4s]SPEAKER_01:Security? Yep. Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend.
[286.4s]SPEAKER_00:Bills.
[287.7s]SPEAKER_01:Bills. Same thing as the answer you asked me earlier. That makes sense.
[292.0s]SPEAKER_00:If all women.
[292.6s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, which bills you see.
[295.7s]SPEAKER_00:Facts. Joint accounts.
[298.3s]SPEAKER_01:If all women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into?
[303.0s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, assholes. Assholes. Facts.
[305.6s]SPEAKER_01:The power's been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next? Walk. Name something you wish men understood about women.
[315.9s]SPEAKER_00:Name one thing men would wish would understand about women. Yep. One thing. Yep. You're like, yo, I wish men understood this. He can have it. One thing.
[326.4s]SPEAKER_01:Go ahead, Doc. Go ahead, Doc.
[327.1s]SPEAKER_00:No. It's okay. He go to Cleveland Avenue. It's the same exit. I know this area. He knows it, too. It's his fault. One thing that men wish men understood about women.
[338.0s]SPEAKER_01:Yep. You're like, yo, I wish men understood this about women.
[344.9s]SPEAKER_00:That's a good one. Why we. Oh, that's. Okay. How long do I have? I feel like this is rapid fire. This is great. I feel like this is really good. This is great, man. One thing men wish they could do about women. How long would it take for them to get ready?
[371.2s]SPEAKER_01:Damn.
[371.6s]SPEAKER_00:That's a great fucking answer. You gave me some time. Thank you for the time. Let's go. That's clever. I like that. How long would it take for them to get ready? Because we can plan everything around that.
[379.3s]SPEAKER_01:You ain't lied. Throw the blank.
[382.0s]SPEAKER_00:All right.
[382.5s]SPEAKER_01:I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is. This is very fucked up.
[393.1s]SPEAKER_00:He's obviously your house rules. It's house divided. Like if you're Georgia, it's Auburn. If you're if you get your meds, if you're if you're if you're Yankees, you know what I'm saying? You're a giant. You know what I'm saying? Like it's all. It's opposite. Okay. Okay. It's adversion on purpose because you love everything about her until. She said I'm the enemy. If we were the Falcons and she and everything. Oh, I'm on camera. If everything busted, everything good. Food good. House good. Warm good. She good. She's good. She said I'm a Saints fan. What are we gonna do? It's over. What are we gonna do? It's over. All right. So until she found out what our favorite teams like. Yeah. If we do how long it took for them to get ready or she we find out what teams you like. That's right. That makes sense.
[437.6s]SPEAKER_01:It's a deal breaker. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. Best SEC football team. Whoa. All right. Dogs. All right. The dog. All right. Name the most attractive part of a woman's appearance. That is not a body part.
[457.2s]SPEAKER_00:A body part. Yep. We're not taking the easy way out. Inside or outside or like. I gotta be able to see it. I gotta be able to perceive it in some kind of way. A piercing. A piercing. Piercings do be nice. Yeah. It depends where it's placed and how it's used. True. Okay. Zombie apocalypse. It's not a body part. It has to be their sense of humor. Because they quick wit. If you have a quick tongue, you're good. All right. All right.
[485.4s]SPEAKER_01:During a zombie apocalypse.
[486.8s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, shit.
[487.9s]SPEAKER_01:Where's the first place you going?
[489.4s]SPEAKER_00:Whoa. Walmart.
[491.7s]SPEAKER_01:They do have guns, food and water.
[494.1s]SPEAKER_00:Shelter. And shelter. It can be REI if you can walk. Some outdoor store. I mean maybe some kind of a depot. Okay. Okay. How many books do you read a year? Two.
[506.0s]SPEAKER_01:What's the best benefit of reading?
[508.2s]SPEAKER_00:Vocabulary.
[510.0s]SPEAKER_01:What's the worst thing about people who move to Atlanta?
[512.7s]SPEAKER_00:Traffic. You're out with your best friend and they start acting like Kanye. They're acting like a plum fool. And they start to get jumped. What do you do next? Cuss them.
[524.0s]SPEAKER_01:Damn.
[524.8s]SPEAKER_00:That makes sense though. That makes sense though. Cuss them. And I mean, you made me always want to fix. It was my part-time job. I mean like, you have to have accountability. You have to... It's got to happen to you. You have to confront them. You have to stick that. You have to cut it off. What do you even call it? You have to confront. You have to... You have to like... Hey, look. This is a great conversation, right? Right. If you got some weird thing right now, I'm like, bro, where's this going? Immediately. You know what I'm saying? Nice. So we have to get ready right to the point. Keep it clear. Good. We level. We level. Okay. We level. Atlanta 27, we level. I dig it. I dig it. Yeah. All right.
[561.5s]SPEAKER_01:Throw in the blank. Happy women have...
[563.8s]SPEAKER_00:Pardon?
[564.8s]SPEAKER_01:Throw in the blank. Happy women have... The best female role model is?
[570.6s]SPEAKER_00:You got to make a left on that side. The best female role model is? Yes. Not their mother. Their sister. Okay.
[584.5s]SPEAKER_01:Name something you wish women understood about men.
[591.4s]SPEAKER_00:I wish a woman would understand about... Man, this is... I love this shit. I wish one thing a woman could understand about a man. Yep. Hmm. Or less of words. Or lack of words. Or silence. Or silence.
[607.7s]SPEAKER_01:Last question. Name something that people pretend to like.
[612.5s]SPEAKER_00:Hmm. Hmm. Food.
[615.8s]SPEAKER_01:I've heard that one several fucking times. Food.
[619.1s]SPEAKER_00:You know why? Why? I back up by saying because... Because I'm in the industry. You see somebody that plays... They serve it. They say, this is what Chef bring out. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You serve it to me. You say what it is. And they go... They cheers their folks and their friends. Before that thing gets turned up. They go, mmm! They ain't true. They ain't... They ain't run it down. They ain't wait for the appetites or something. Mmm! This is hot. Does it look like? Does it feel like? Nah. Brick it. Smell of orange. Until you taste it. Then, of the same way. God damn for a second. So, food.
[653.9s]SPEAKER_01:Yo, bro. Give me your social media or your phone number so I can message you when this video comes
[657.9s]SPEAKER_00:out. Hey, I am MCProVisions. Not necessarily active, but always moving. I'm at El Primo Steakhouse, Fourth Hotel. Bar tending. Tuesday to Saturday.
[669.9s]SPEAKER_01:Big bet, big bet.
[672.2s]SPEAKER_00:Working on my own vibes, always available. I am a private caterer. Yes sir, my brother. Thank you for the vibes, yo. This was like a little Tiny Desk kind of vibe, yo. This was a pop-up kind of thing, and I hope, I wish, yo, I wish that this was the way you're going for it, because, yo, that's a vibe. It's gonna go, bro. The most electric ride I've had in a while. I can get these conversations with every, but rapid fire, oh, you got me on the reflex.
[702.5s]SPEAKER_01:Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. You enjoy your evening.
[706.5s]SPEAKER_00:Hey, you, I hope we get what you need from this.
[709.8s]SPEAKER_01:Hell yeah.
[710.7s]SPEAKER_00:And I hope that we get where we need to go.
[712.9s]SPEAKER_01:We going. We gonna eat. Let's go.
[715.8s]SPEAKER_00:You eat, I eat, we eat. You eat, I eat. I already told you so. Yes sir, I'm gonna find you. I appreciate you, star.
[722.4s]SPEAKER_01:I appreciate you.
[723.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yes sir, is that rebel's mouth open, yeah?
[724.8s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah it is, yeah it is. Go for more. Yeah.
[728.9s]SPEAKER_00:One more, safe on the road, all right?