💬 I don't think they do. Yeah. I don't, I don't think men need women lately. Like I feel like it's like a bug.
Opinion / Hot Take
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[1.1s]SPEAKER_00:What's good, everybody? This is your boy Uncle Les. We're in the car with my boy Sebastian and friends. Say hi, Sebastian and friends. Hello. Hello. All right. First thing we're going to do is, friends, what are your names?
[11.7s]SPEAKER_01:Sebastian.
[12.7s]SPEAKER_00:There you go. Dom. Boom. And they call me Uncle Les. So the only reason they call me Uncle Les is because I've been working since I was 18. That's it. All right. I got seasoning on my soul. And I want to say thank y'all for doing this. We're about to go ahead and find out a little bit more about what's going on in the streets. Let's do it. All right. First question. What is the last thing a parent will say before whooping their child?
[39.9s]SPEAKER_01:This hurts me more than it hurts you.
[49.6s]SPEAKER_00:You guys in the back, chime in. Oh, so we all say the same thing. Oh yeah, everyone. Yeah, yeah, we all. You say same. Or zero. Like, I'm kind of... That's kind of same. That's always, like, scary. You asked for it. Oh, great.
[72.6s]SPEAKER_01:They have. You asked for this. Just gaslighting your kid. You wanted this.
[79.4s]SPEAKER_00:You know, the one I hate, I hate the one's like, don't be...
[86.0s]SPEAKER_01:What? And then they take, like, an extension cord and beat your ass.
[90.1s]SPEAKER_00:Cracks on you. All right. You're in the barbershop chair or the hair salon. You're getting your hair done. I mean, whatever is going on here. The last thing you want to hear is... It looks all right. Before they get started? This is before they get started. At before, during, after. You're like, yo, I just don't want to hear that person who's touching my hair say this. Sorry about it.
[124.1s]SPEAKER_01:If you don't like it, you don't have to pay for it. Wait, I already changed it with the money.
[131.0s]SPEAKER_00:This was actually my second tilapia and the lady goes, I don't actually work here. This is my sister's business. I'm not even kidding. What? Yes. She didn't actually work there and she had caught my hair. And I was like, what? And it was pretty bad. I did not go back.
[150.8s]SPEAKER_01:Was this here in Georgia?
[152.0s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, it was in Georgia. Oh, man. That is a horror story. Oh my gosh. That's actually pretty good. Oh, that's because you just made for a page. All right. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media.
[168.8s]SPEAKER_01:Like my own?
[169.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, your personal page. You're like, ooh, don't see that.
[176.3s]SPEAKER_01:I don't have anything. How about you guys? Are you guys pretty PD?
[186.3s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I don't think this question is that bad. No, not bad. Now, this next question. What's Diddy asking you to bring to the party?
[194.3s]SPEAKER_01:Dildos. I can't hear us go.
[211.8s]SPEAKER_00:Is it? All his girlfriends. That's my first so far, in my opinion. Someone said bring a lawyer. I was like, yeah. Oh, lawyer, that's fair. He's definitely the lawyer right now.
[228.7s]SPEAKER_01:Bring those like meta glasses.
[232.6s]SPEAKER_00:Name the top reason that men get married.
[242.8s]SPEAKER_01:We both just got married recently. I can't even answer this.
[247.9s]SPEAKER_00:And you guys are having a hard time answering it. How come?
[251.6s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, man. The truth might hurt more than a lot. Top reason. I mean, yeah. I don't know. Happiness? Yeah, like actual happiness.
[264.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I already said love. Love? That's a good answer. That's wholesome. Where's the best place to find a spouse? Your job? Probably university. What's the worst? Diddy party. What's the worst hood in Atlanta?
[303.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I'm not from there. Which one is it? We're also not really. It was whatever neighborhood on our way to the Trap House Museum. Check this out.
[318.2s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, the bluff?
[319.7s]SPEAKER_01:Is that what it is? I don't know.
[321.2s]SPEAKER_00:It came from the other side. It came from the west side in. Yeah. The bluffs around there.
[324.7s]SPEAKER_01:We passed a Chevron and these people were putting gas in it. Elliptical. Like acrylic. Yo. What made this up? I don't know. Yeah. That was today. It was earlier today.
[343.6s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, man. What neighborhood was that? What does a man have to do to get catered to you treated?
[356.1s]SPEAKER_01:What's that?
[357.6s]SPEAKER_00:It's like the song by Desi's Child. A long time ago. Let's get that answered.
[363.3s]SPEAKER_01:That's a whole question away.
[364.9s]SPEAKER_00:This is much better. You're at a Waffle House. Fight breaks out. What do you do there?
[385.2s]SPEAKER_00:You've never been to Waffle House. Yeah, you wouldn't know what to do at Waffle House.
[392.5s]SPEAKER_01:I've seen videos of the cook going over the counter just fighting people. That's a Waffle House thing.
[401.3s]SPEAKER_00:Typically, the cook is the best fighter. Was that you? No, I was the second best fighter. The head chef. He was the guy. He was the haymaker. Also, he was missing most of his teeth since you already knew what was up.
[415.0s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah. He didn't have much to lose.
[419.6s]SPEAKER_00:I'm done. He said he didn't have much to lose. That's scary. He's the guy delivering. That's Starbucks. Yes. Living coffee this time of night. Not a bad year. Same difference. Who am I to judge? All right, what's the worst Halloween costume? He has more mobility than me.
[462.0s]SPEAKER_01:I've seen some pretty shitty ones. Oh, yeah. I don't like when people are like, they don't dress up and they're like, oh, this is my costume. I'm like, so you're basically admitting that you suck?
[483.9s]SPEAKER_00:Like if they say they dress up as themselves.
[486.8s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's like, yeah. It's like, yeah, you're scary. That's why. That's why you said that.
[493.7s]SPEAKER_00:The best version of that kind of play, someone dressed up like us.
[501.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[507.0s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, my God. So Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Terry are going down, gone down, or my question to you is who?
[524.9s]SPEAKER_01:So those three are going down?
[526.9s]SPEAKER_00:We're already done with them. Hey, look, it's Pat.
[533.0s]SPEAKER_01:Could it be anyone alive? Anyone alive. How about that? We're taking down everyone's legacies now. All right. Because I mean, easy would be like Michael Jackson.
[545.1s]SPEAKER_00:They've already tried. Okay, real quick pause of the survey. Was that not the craziest shit ever though? Like a little boy goes like, yeah, dude, Michael Jackson touched me like 13 years ago, and I think it's time I get his money now. I know he's dead, but let me get the money.
[565.8s]SPEAKER_01:I was like, are you serious? The best was when he was like hanging his kid blanket over a balcony. Yeah, that was great.
[574.3s]SPEAKER_00:That was great. Now, if blanket comes back and goes like, I think I deserve more than money. I'd be like, all right, dude, I don't think you need more money for one. And come on, man. I've been waiting for years to say this. Don't be a selfish blanket. You already got it all. Tell me how many days before a man should expect a home? I think that depends on the daycare range. Maybe like one really good day. Yeah.
[620.4s]SPEAKER_01:I feel like, you know, after one, like it's not that good. Why go again?
[637.5s]SPEAKER_00:Okay, what's the difference between the husband and a boyfriend?
[653.3s]SPEAKER_01:The boyfriend takes care of the wife and the husband does nothing.
[684.9s]SPEAKER_00:The husband does his job while the husband does the hard work. I was like, okay, this is, this is out of control. What is a care? What's the number one thing that Karen does?
[714.0s]SPEAKER_01:First thing that comes to mind is like mark the customer service. It's like just like immediately escalate like to like, yeah.
[724.1s]SPEAKER_00:These biscuits are dry. Where is the manager?
[726.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Go to Walmart. What do you mean you're not going to return my already eaten half steak? Yeah, to Karen.
[751.1s]SPEAKER_00:Why do women need this?
[756.1s]SPEAKER_01:I don't think they do. Yeah. I don't, I don't think men need women lately. Like I feel like it's like a bug.
[791.5s]SPEAKER_00:That's how that works.
[806.6s]SPEAKER_01:You really have your own bee farm. Like in Germany. We are losing this right now. Bees. Like the letters.
[829.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. All the women in the world disappeared. What would be the first problem?
[853.5s]SPEAKER_01:It'd be too quiet. It'd be pretty quiet. I'd be able to hear my own thoughts. Like why, why, why do they have like feel the need to complain about the same thing over and over and over again? It's like, you know, complain about it once and then I heard it. It's like, I'm not going to clean the dishes right now. Why are you going to say five times in a row or like take out the trash? Like, yeah, eventually I will. It doesn't happen in my life, but I can see it in other people. Yeah. No, usually just doesn't really ask me to do anything to just like, Hey, can you hear me? Like why, why I tell you this. And it's just like, you know, like my wife, she, she's a therapist and she's like the manager of like a therapy office, such psychotherapy. And there's a psychotherapist in the room next to her that she's a child therapist. And this lady like has this kid that like jumps around and like screams while like my wife is like talking to like her patient about like this guy wanted to kill himself. And like this kid's next door, like laughing around, jumping, throwing balls. And then like my wife is like, I can't do effective therapy. So this guy is crying about his mom abusing him and a little kid jumping around next to her. And then like she'll just say like every Monday, how like that happens every like Tuesday that could happen. Yeah.
[972.9s]SPEAKER_00:I only have a lot of you. I think that's probably the craziest part about their dad. Oh, like that whole song. Like, Hey, I just want you to listen. I'm like, that is crazy to me. Yeah. I don't, I don't get it. But now that I do it, I'm like, oh, if you're married. Yeah. I thought to like, Hey, man, I know some crazy stuff.
[1040.5s]SPEAKER_01:How do you, how do you like being married?
[1045.5s]SPEAKER_00:I got married with the thought that it was going to be like craziest job. And I was totally right.
[1053.1s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[1053.6s]SPEAKER_00:It's been like growing as a person. I enjoy it a lot.
[1059.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[1060.5s]SPEAKER_00:And then I actually just had to admit like I'm a sucker. It's like the love. Awesome. And marriage.
[1085.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[1085.9s]SPEAKER_00:At this, at this hour, like banging to like, yo, I heard you. Oh, but yeah. Like sometimes you have to put aside all your tools. And then, you know, the catering and all that. Yeah. Name something that will pretend to like.
[1138.1s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that's it. I like green tea. Oh, yeah.
[1155.9s]SPEAKER_00:I actually love my, my dad.
[1161.7s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[1163.1s]SPEAKER_00:Like you'll always sit next to them.
[1168.1s]SPEAKER_01:Choose gum.
[1169.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I don't know.
[1170.8s]SPEAKER_01:Like a cow. Yeah.
[1174.0s]SPEAKER_00:Takes their shoes off.
[1181.3s]SPEAKER_01:The worst is when like you're sleeping and someone's like, Hey, can I get up? It's like, come on, dude. You just hold it the whole time.
[1188.2s]SPEAKER_00:I've been very, very lucky to have people in just or just hold it like six bites. Oh, it's a guy. It was very long bites. Oh, my God. Yes. Hey, y'all. Thank you. It's been a pleasure. See you. Love blessings. Oh, wait. Anyone's phone number or social so I can message you guys when it comes out.