❓ Alright man, so Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are either going down, have gone down, or they're about to go down. My question to you is who's next?
❓ Got any social media or any phone number you want me to send us to?
💬 Uh, I don't know. Alright.
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[0.8s]SPEAKER_01:What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm gonna call my main man John. Say what's up, John. What's up? See, I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Alright, so John, I'm just asking you survey questions. I just want to know what you think about what I'm asking. Alright, let's do it. Name something a parent would say before whooping their child.
[20.0s]SPEAKER_00:You shouldn't have done that.
[22.1s]SPEAKER_01:Facts. Fill in the blank. You're in the barbershop chair. You're getting your hair cut. What's the last thing you want to hear your barber say? Whoops. Nope. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media.
[38.0s]SPEAKER_00:Probably some of the stupid stuff I did when I was a kid.
[41.3s]SPEAKER_01:What? Stupid kid stories? That's a good one.
[45.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I want to give them any ideas, you know.
[48.2s]SPEAKER_01:Ah, bad kid ideas. I like that. Name the top reason men get married.
[55.3s]SPEAKER_00:They don't want to be lonely. They're dating different women. They're like, I'm done. That makes sense.
[66.5s]SPEAKER_01:Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Maybe a woman. Of course. What's the best place to find a spouse? The grocery store. True. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would say to a player? Get back in there. That's really good, actually. What's the worst hood in Atlanta? Fair enough. What does a man have to do to get catered to you treatment? Like a girl who's like overly caring to you?
[106.7s]SPEAKER_00:Just treat her well.
[108.2s]SPEAKER_01:Treat her well? Treat her like a queen. There you go. Alright, you're at a Waffle House and a fight breaks out. What do you do next?
[116.6s]SPEAKER_00:Take out my phone and start recording.
[118.5s]SPEAKER_01:Of course. And the worst Halloween costume is?
[124.3s]SPEAKER_00:Probably like the scream costume.
[127.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's kind of basic as hell. Alright man, so Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are either going down, have gone down, or they're about to go down. My question to you is who's next?
[153.7s]SPEAKER_00:Say like LeBron.
[158.0s]SPEAKER_01:LeBron got skeletons in there?
[159.7s]SPEAKER_00:Seems like he could.
[163.4s]SPEAKER_01:I feel you. I feel you. It's almost been too perfect of a run. Right, yeah. Alright, tell me. How many dates until a man should expect a young lady to cook for him?
[176.0s]SPEAKER_00:Well, if my girlfriend has anything to go by, four months or so.
[180.5s]SPEAKER_01:What?
[181.7s]SPEAKER_00:Still hasn't happened.
[183.4s]SPEAKER_01:I'm looking for her. I'm looking for this meal though. Where you at? What are you going to cook me a meal? Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend.
[197.6s]SPEAKER_00:Probably just the intermingling of finances and stuff would be the biggest one I'd pick.
[204.9s]SPEAKER_01:That's very true. That's very true. Why do men need women?
[214.1s]SPEAKER_00:Because boring gets boring after a while. They do keep things interesting.
[221.8s]SPEAKER_01:Sometimes too interesting. What is the number one thing that Karen does?
[231.4s]SPEAKER_00:She tries to tell people they're wrong. Facts.
[236.5s]SPEAKER_01:These are the facts. Alright, if all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into?
[247.3s]SPEAKER_00:Probably being too messy and not having someone to clean up after them.
[253.1s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Yeah. The power has been out for four hours. No explanation.
[265.7s]SPEAKER_00:What do you do next? Just probably call the power company and see what's going on.
[272.7s]SPEAKER_01:Makes sense to me. Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend.
[290.0s]SPEAKER_00:Supposed to take care of you, whereas a girlfriend would do that. You know, you're taking care of her.
[295.6s]SPEAKER_01:That's a fair observation. Name something you wish men understood about women.
[310.4s]SPEAKER_00:That they want sex as much as we do, if not more.
[318.3s]SPEAKER_01:Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is... Why the Packers?
[332.1s]SPEAKER_00:No, that was my ex-girlfriend's favorite team.
[335.5s]SPEAKER_01:He's like, hey, we gotta get rid of her. Alright. Best SEC football team.
[341.8s]SPEAKER_00:No idea.
[342.7s]SPEAKER_01:Perfect. Name the most attractive part... No. Name the most attractive aspect of a woman's appearance that's not a body part.
[358.4s]SPEAKER_00:Sorry. Say that again? The way she walks and how she carries herself.
[368.3s]SPEAKER_01:During a zombie apocalypse, where's the first place you'd go? The nearest grocery store. How many books do you read a year? Zero. What do you think is the most important part about reading? Knowing how to read. That's very important. Alright, what's the worst thing about people that move to Atlanta?
[395.9s]SPEAKER_00:I guess that would kind of depend on where they're moving from.
[407.8s]SPEAKER_01:Disarm spot? Yep. Alright, wanna pull up in there? Alright. Last question. Name something that people pretend to like.
[432.5s]SPEAKER_00:Sharing my feelings. It's a lot of people who cook. They pretend to like it, but they really don't. They just want to eat.
[440.6s]SPEAKER_01:This is very true. My man John, I appreciate you.
[444.5s]SPEAKER_00:Alright.
[445.1s]SPEAKER_01:Got any social media or any phone number you want me to send us to?
[447.8s]SPEAKER_00:Uh, I don't know. Alright.
[451.2s]SPEAKER_01:Well alright man. Hopefully get to see the video one day.
[454.3s]SPEAKER_00:Alright. Thanks man.
[455.4s]SPEAKER_01:No problem man. Be easy. Will do. Have a good one. You have a better one man.