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[0.9s]SPEAKER_01:What's good everybody? It's Shibon Kalec. I'm in the car with my main man John. Say what's up, John. Not John. I'm so sorry. That was the last ride. My bad, dog. What's your name again? Noah. Noah. You know, let me tell you how confident I was about that. I was like, I keep on picking up people with biblical names today. And I just threw that in there. I'm sorry, Noah. Yep. I've been called Joshua several times. That's my brother's name is Joshua. You hear a reference letter, you're like, oh, it's one of them names. I know that. But I'm in the car with my main man Noah. We're here about to get done with some of the survey questions. All right, my man, Noah, all these questions, anything going on here is all your opinion, my man. I want to know what no one else thinks. I just want to know what you think. Ready? Okay. All right. Things a parent would say before whooping
[55.2s]SPEAKER_00:their child. Things that a parent would say before whooping the town. Now, you know, I still love
[70.5s]SPEAKER_01:you. You're about to beat me. That's the last thing you want to say to me. I love you. My dad would say all the time. That's funny. All right. You're in the barber chair. The last thing you want to hear your barber say is we can pass. We can pass. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media. Never want your kids to see? Yep. You're like, yo, I want my kids to see
[128.7s]SPEAKER_00:it on my social media. Never want your kids to see on my social media. Yeah. On your social
[141.2s]SPEAKER_01:media page, you're like, yo, I don't want you to ever see that on my page. Okay. Well, I don't
[146.4s]SPEAKER_00:have anything bad, but I guess, I guess old angry posts. That makes sense. Angry posts. Makes sense. Name the top reason men get married. Top reason? Yep. She looked good. Fair enough.
[172.2s]SPEAKER_01:Fair enough. Name something that Beyonce would ask you to bring to the party. Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Oh, God. Please tell me to skip this exit too. Man, it can't be that bad on 20, can it? You know what? Yeah, I can. Yeah, I can. This section is. It can be that bad. It is bad. It is so bad. We'll just, we'll just stay on Snafu here a little bit longer. It ain't never hurt nobody. Right. Not a whole lot
[215.7s]SPEAKER_00:of lights down there. All right. Best place to find a spouse. Best place. I'm just going to say a restaurant. Okay. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to
[277.4s]SPEAKER_01:Time out. That's a good one. That's solid. What's the worst hood to be caught in in Atlanta?
[286.5s]SPEAKER_00:The worst hood? Yeah. Oh, boy. There's a bunch. Oh, God. Worst hood. Well, I guess Bankhead is good.
[296.9s]SPEAKER_01:I can see that. That's fair. That's fair. You know the song Catered to You by Beyonce? That's a house. A fight breaks out. What do you do next? I take my, I keep eating. That'll do anything.
[322.6s]SPEAKER_00:All right. What's the worst Halloween costume? Worst Halloween costume? What's the worst one? Several ways. Worst Halloween costume. I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say a ghost because
[347.8s]SPEAKER_01:that's boring. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are either going down, have gone down, or they're about to go down. My question to you is what person is next? I don't know. Parents, tell me how many dates until a man should expect a young lady to cook for him? Three. Fair, fair, fair. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend.
[407.1s]SPEAKER_00:Between a husband and a boyfriend. Well, one of them actually put a ring on it. Yep. Why do men need women? Why do men... Why do men need women? Just the top reason that comes to mind. You're like, yeah, we need them for this. Okay. Maybe the top reason men need... I think we just going to keep going around here. Yeah. I think it ends up there, but I can't tell. Oh yeah. I see the sign. Yeah. Just before it can look. Yeah. We're just not going to get on the roll with that
[518.3s]SPEAKER_01:because it'll look like it's moving, but then it really won't move. Right. Once you're there, you're there. And it's funny. The GPF is like, yeah, it's cleaning up. And I'm like, okay, we'll take it. No, no, that's not. Yeah. That's not Atlanta cleanup. That is. Yeah. That's tricky.
[538.1s]SPEAKER_00:I get on my mom sometimes for that. Like, no, you got to look ahead. Like, is there a red line?
[546.7s]SPEAKER_01:Because there is one. It was like, yo, that red line may not be as short as it just looks on the map. Right. And I just, I want to keep moving because once you're on the expressway, you're there.
[557.8s]SPEAKER_00:You're stuck. You can't go anywhere. Yeah. I'll take the back road. And then you know Atlanta
[563.8s]SPEAKER_01:good for someone. I don't know how Atlanta does it so well. Yeah. But somebody will get into another accident. Right. Or somebody will get arrested trying to do something stupid around. Yeah. The
[577.8s]SPEAKER_00:accident. And now the traffic compound on itself. Right. Now we've got to close all the windows.
[587.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. What's the number one thing that Karen does? Number one thing. Oh, she tattles.
[596.6s]SPEAKER_00:Tattleteller. Why do women need men? Why do women need men? They won't spend as much money.
[608.7s]SPEAKER_01:They need a tax break. Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend. Once again, no ring. No ring. If all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem to come up? No more kids. The power has been out for four hours. Explanation. What do you do next?
[651.6s]SPEAKER_00:There's been no explanation. What do you do next? What do I do next? Yep. I'll call the power
[666.4s]SPEAKER_01:company and see what's up. That makes sense. That's crazy. You know what? It's not choked on.
[697.9s]SPEAKER_00:Name something you wish men understood about women. Something you wish men understood about women.
[706.6s]SPEAKER_01:About women. Oh man. Their emotions. Their emotions are different. Cross here. Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is...
[742.5s]SPEAKER_00:Because her favorite team. Okay. Broke up with my girl because her favorite team is... This is not me. I have no opinion of them either way, but I guess the Cowboys. It's like you will know it.
[764.3s]SPEAKER_01:Name the most attractive aspect of a woman's appearance that's not a body part.
[772.8s]SPEAKER_00:Most attractive aspect of a woman that's not a body part. Correct. Okay. Gratitude.
[786.5s]SPEAKER_01:During a zombie apocalypse, where is the first place you would go?
[791.0s]SPEAKER_00:Zombie apocalypse. First place I would go.
[802.0s]SPEAKER_01:I grew up in there, so I'll go to church. I get that. How many books do you read a year? Oh man.
[815.3s]SPEAKER_00:Honestly, one. Hey, no problem. No problem. Now what's the biggest benefit of reading?
[826.4s]SPEAKER_01:Helps you learn. Helps you learn? What's the worst thing about people who moved to Atlanta?
[834.0s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, we're seeing it. They can't drive. Fat never finds.
[841.0s]SPEAKER_01:And it's not because I'm like, oh, I've just lived here my whole life in a certain way to drive. No, everywhere else I go, I drive fine. But y'all just can't. All right. You're out with your best friend in the world, your best friend in the whole wide world, but they start acting like Kanye. They
[857.1s]SPEAKER_00:just are acting real crazy and they start to get jumped. What do you do next? Your best friend in
[872.3s]SPEAKER_01:they start to get jumped. A couple of people are like, hey, we about to, we about to, we about
[875.9s]SPEAKER_00:to tune you up. Okay. I'm going to try to defend them. As best we can. We're going to try it. Yeah. I get back at that. Name something you wish women understood about men. Best female role model is? What's female role model? Does this have to be somebody famous or? They can be anybody. Okay. My
[1051.1s]SPEAKER_01:What would you do if you found out your partner was speaking to their ex?
[1059.7s]SPEAKER_00:If I found out that my partner was speaking my ex or her ex to her ex. Okay. I would, I would ask them, or, or what, what are you? Fair. Fair. Best way to relieve stress after work. To relieve stress after work? Well, I eat. Sounds like a good way. What's the first thing about this said after the 28 to three loss in the Superbowl? I know a lot of people were rattled about that. A lot of them didn't say anything. They were just, a lot of them didn't say anything after that.
[1127.8s]SPEAKER_01:Silence. Fair answer. So I say nothing at all. Fair answer. Name the most important aspect of a beautiful. What's the first thing you think of when you hear the phrase hot girl summer?
[1163.6s]SPEAKER_00:Top reason a man cheats. Top reason a man a little vague, but the wife, they're not getting
[1175.7s]SPEAKER_01:what they need from their wife. And what's something that people pretend to like? A what? What's something that people pretend to like? Something people pretend to like. Yes.
[1194.1s]SPEAKER_00:Oh man. I don't know if I have to be specific, but somebody's cooking. I think that's a good
[1209.0s]SPEAKER_01:answer. That's a very good answer. All right, my man. I just want to say thank you. I appreciate you. Do you have a phone number or any social media you want us to send this to? Oh. Just let you know when we release it. YouTube. Do I have permission to use this? Oh, sure. If you have anything, I can blur your face out if you want me to blur your face out. Make sure no one actually knows you. Social media or phone number so we can let you know when it comes out.
[1250.2s]SPEAKER_00:My number is 404. All right, my man. We got you. All right. I appreciate you.
[1262.3s]SPEAKER_01:And we're signing out, y'all. We're signing out. Thank you. No, I appreciate it.