PXL_20250714_223607071 — Barkley Corpus

[0.5s] SPEAKER_00: What's good everybody? We're back again with Tim and Jeannie and we are stopping before we go on the highway. Let's go. All right, so let's get to these questions. You ready? We're ready. All right. Name something a parent says before beating that child. Before giving them that whooping. Something that they said before. Right before. Yeah, before you give them the whooping. I told you not to do that. And then immediately goes to violence. Yes. That wasn't nice. Bang. All right. All right. We're good. Solid answers. Solid answers. All right. You're in the barber chair. The last thing you want to hear your barber say is. Or the hairdresser in the hair salon. It wasn't, it wasn't before. So like I didn't realize black barber shops and white barber shops were different like different haircuts and stuff. So my buddy took me to a black barber shop and the guy cut my hair and they all and they're all like watching they're all watching guys going through it he's reassuring me and then as soon as he's done he puts the mirrors like okay how's it look it's like yeah it's fine that's really good and then they all just started like high-fiving each other jumping around like yeah we got it we did it and I was so confused I was like what you just you cut my hair like what so what's your answer like right before well no I didn't think of anything at the time but he was like he was like don't worry to him I went to beautician school I could do this I don't want you to be nervous right now like I've never heard a barber say things like that don't be nervous right it's like I'm not you're just you're just making it shorter right that's how I learned that's because I don't know I'm just not very observant I guess that's how I learned it's different it is yeah oh that's funny that's really funny actually Jeannie last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say to you

[139.4s] SPEAKER_01: but you do talk to yourself okay so this one time I gave this girl highlights but uh we were in college and we we smoked some marijuana and then we started watching Sex and the City and we forgot the highlights in her hair for like three hours and then when we took it out it just like fell right off her head oh and then I was like were these holes there already so that would be my

[171.3s] SPEAKER_00: answer were these holes there already oh my goodness oh yeah Sex and the City is that show is evil I'm not gonna blame the weed we're gonna blame Sex and the City that's what happened there

[186.2s] SPEAKER_01: also she got the highlights from like a discount bin at Walmart so like were they old like I feel

[196.2s] SPEAKER_00: like that wasn't entirely my fault gosh that's another good one I can say this is not my fault name something you never want your kids to see on your social media a lot of people I pretty much anything I don't I don't want I don't want adults to see my social media I say that I don't even know why that's there like you realize you're just putting all your shit out on the internet you know what that is right that's where everyone goes to look at stuff solid answer though he's like throw the whole thing away it was a mistake we didn't think this

[246.2s] SPEAKER_01: through he's not wrong um I would say uh so over the years he's been taking these photos of me in front of no smoking or vaping signs while I'm smoking or vaping and at this point he's probably like 50 from like seven or eight years ago so I wouldn't I wouldn't want any child seeing that

[272.5s] SPEAKER_00: that's years of adult delinquency that's yeah I was I was gonna get to about 10 years in and make a book out of it and now I know that's gonna be a children's book oh god it's called breaking the rules don't put that in the caption don't let them blow smoke up your butt this is why you need to learn how to read name the top reason this is why you're allowed to read okay how many books do you read a year this is a question that one how many books do you read I don't I don't know because you you get like articles and stuff I mean I mean I knew this girl who used to talk about she would read she's like I like to read at night read at night it's finally he was like what do you read and she goes oh I go through the instagram stop stop wait was that dana no I don't know what because they don't even have tv but she doesn't ever talk about readings I don't know what she does I think she does instagram I don't know like when's the last time I like bought a book I mean if I bought a book it's because I want to put that book on display if I really want to read something if I want to read something I'm gonna go on the internet and look the words up you know what I mean I'm done I'm done I'm done I have books but I don't read them they're there for other people to see that I have books what's the biggest benefit of reading I would say like you know they'd be like oh it's good you have a book for when the power goes out but also when the power goes out the lights go out so how you gonna read the book this guy right here I love this I I love this oh what's the top reason men get married oh man I can't see that on your youtube I can't tell the truth right now

[408.1s] SPEAKER_01: oh I I think so they have a woman to do all their stuff but he really messed up because

[416.5s] SPEAKER_00: I don't do anything we go to baseball games we have tickets season tickets to everything

[427.1s] SPEAKER_01: I make him pay someone to clean the house and then and then she makes me fire them and hire

[433.8s] SPEAKER_00: someone new she just likes doing that they didn't like cats yeah she made me fire someone

[440.7s] SPEAKER_01: because she didn't like cats look we have three cats and like he kept getting these people that didn't like our cats and when I then put up so I was like no let's go fire them yeah I'm dead

[453.9s] SPEAKER_00: I'm dead name name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party a child oh god oh

[462.2s] SPEAKER_01: butt stuff maybe a lawyer he definitely a lawyer he definitely is a lawyer now

[472.0s] SPEAKER_00: where's the best place to find a spouse I mean I think if we could answer that question we wouldn't have invented Tinder and stuff it's true we met on bumble like we just covered why the internet's a bad idea right and that's our top option and that's where we met the internet yeah um which is very crazy you ever see these girls that are like they're like they'll go match someone on tinder and they're like less than a mile away so they're like oh god that's creepy and they get out of it but like that's how you used to do it you used to talk to people who were

[516.8s] SPEAKER_01: at least less than a mile away from you oh no now if you try to talk to someone in person

[523.1s] SPEAKER_00: oh that's close you're crazy right now they won't think each other's crazy oh my god okay I want you guys to know you guys are some of my favorites I've ever done this with

[537.6s] SPEAKER_01: oh we've had a very fun are we your first ride no oh absolutely not Beyonce fans took all that

[545.0s] SPEAKER_00: away from me they took all my childhood from me all my innocence did they make you play Beyonce oh they tried oh they tried they can't beat me okay yeah we can hop out here okay oh let me get my sure you guys do that real quick here we go boom scan that right there and someone give me a phone number or a social media tag i'll send you guys this when it comes

[574.9s] SPEAKER_01: out all right oh it says the qr code is just he's updating it today damn it okay i need

[590.8s] SPEAKER_00: to relaunch it all right it's called two one to the beat but give me a phone number or your social and i'll send it to you uh yeah how are you gonna take it 770 770 let's go it's on the camera 770 8560038 thank you this is you guys are my favorites you guys are awesome have a good night you have a great one uh they were awesome they were that was funny actually

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