β All right. Let's get to the questions, though. Um, how many wins will Atlanta get this year?
π¬ Eight. We'll go eight. Eight officially. Seven. Eight. Ten. OK. Ten. Ten's a little high. NFC South. Yeah, that'll give them. Yeah, so we're Panthers fans. Oh, this is terrible. Bears. Bears. I'm really not a fan of you. OK. I'll get you six wins right there and then I'll get a couple more. Yeah, they'll have two losses, at least for the Panthers. So I'm going with seven. I'm going with seven. All right. Seven. All right.
β All right. Throw in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is?
π¬ Panthers. Too much negativity in the house, man. You can't have both. You can't have Panther fans. I mean, if you're in Atlanta, you shouldn't be saying the same thing. I go Sades. Yeah, Sades. Yeah, you got to go to Sades. Oh, that's funny.
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β All right. Why hasn't Lamar Jackson won a Super Bowl?
π¬ Oh, Ed Reed's not on his team. He made some mistakes. So he just chokes on the wrong moments, man. Super talented, though. Hey, probably the same reason. Oh, it's probably the same reason as Josh Allen. That's the same reason that either one has won. Yeah, that's it. That is a reason. That's another reason, too. Bingo. Bingo, same reason. He's eventually going to get his, though, I think. I think so. I hope so.
β Wow. And on the way out, what team's going to stop the Chiefs from getting to another ASU title?
π¬ Ravens, let's go! Yeah!
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[0.1s]SPEAKER_00:All right. Put my N95 on. Everybody ready? Yeah, let's go.
[4.5s]SPEAKER_01:Let's do this. Let's do it, everybody. This is your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with the brothers. What's up, brothers? What up? Let's do this. Let's do it. I like it. I like it. All right. We're in Atlanta. We're here to talk about some NFL, some SEC, some football. Y'all ready? Let's go. All right. Disopinions. All right. Question number one. Is anyone here to play fantasy football?
[24.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Atlanta's my life, baby. Hey, rating champ 2004. What up? What's all this about? Are you trying to sleep?
[35.1s]SPEAKER_01:Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm sorry. We'll go back to the winners. But my league winner, I held out on Pooka Nakua. Oh, dang. Let's go, Pooka. Let's go.
[46.9s]SPEAKER_00:Hey, there's some long, long plays, man. That's a good investment.
[50.0s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, there's some long ones. And Bucky Irving. Bucky Irving. Nice. Nice. All right. All right. Let's get to the questions, though. Um, how many wins will Atlanta get this year? Seven.
[65.3s]SPEAKER_00:Eight. We'll go eight. Eight officially. Seven. Eight. Ten. OK. Ten. Ten's a little high. NFC South. Yeah, that'll give them. Yeah, so we're Panthers fans. Oh, this is terrible. Bears. Bears. I'm really not a fan of you. OK. I'll get you six wins right there and then I'll get a couple more. Yeah, they'll have two losses, at least for the Panthers. So I'm going with seven. I'm going with seven. All right. Seven. All right.
[96.1s]SPEAKER_01:Ironically enough, the Panthers should actually be pretty dizzy this year. They really should. Bryce Young. It's not. It's not really Bryce Young. I guess the coaching staff is now getting in a swing. I think he'll actually have a legit number one ride with Siever. And Chuba Hubbard is is like that.
[113.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, he's good. He carried me to the chip last year, man. So we're getting another one of our leagues. I almost won. Chuba did it. He's also one inch taller than Siever. Oh, it's true, but it hurts.
[130.8s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, man.
[132.4s]SPEAKER_00:The evil that goes on in this car right now.
[136.0s]SPEAKER_01:OK. Best word to describe last year's Super Bowl.
[140.6s]SPEAKER_00:Who played in it? Fantastic. Yeah. Um, super. I don't know. Boring.
[155.5s]SPEAKER_01:All right. There we go. That's SEC football team.
[160.0s]SPEAKER_00:SEC.
[161.2s]SPEAKER_01:Yes. All right.
[162.0s]SPEAKER_00:Well, yeah, we're jacket fans. Georgia Tech. So it's the wrong car. Sorry. Yeah. You said football. SEC football. SEC football. Yeah. Yellow jacket, panther fan combo is pretty terrible life. So sorry. Yeah.
[180.3s]SPEAKER_01:Like, does it turn around coming? Yeah. Possibly. Yeah. In your dreams?
[184.5s]SPEAKER_00:Always. Long-term investment. Pukka Nuka right here. Let's go.
[189.6s]SPEAKER_01:All right. Best running back in the league not named Saquon or Derrick?
[199.9s]SPEAKER_00:B. John. Hey, Bucky. Bucky might be up there. Chuba, man. He got to go to that. Yeah, Chuba, right? That's the main answer. All right. What do you think, man? Chuba? No, I like that. I like the first one. B. John answered. B. John. B. John's like that.
[220.1s]SPEAKER_01:B. John's solid. Yeah. All right. What's the talent? All right. Throw in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is? Panthers.
[230.2s]SPEAKER_00:Panthers. Too much negativity in the house, man. You can't have both. You can't have Panther fans. I mean, if you're in Atlanta, you shouldn't be saying the same thing. I go Sades. Yeah, Sades. Yeah, you got to go to Sades. Oh, that's funny.
[246.8s]SPEAKER_01:Where are you from? Me? I'm from Ohio. Oh. I'm a Bengals fan, inherited. But really, I'm a Philly fan. Let's get it right now. Let's get it. It's pretty awesome, man. And I'm not, I am not a bandwagoner. I got on when they gave Nick another chance. I was like, yo, I appreciate y'all doing this.
[267.1s]SPEAKER_00:Wait, so Nixon's in Houston, right? Yes. So who's that Bengals are?
[272.9s]SPEAKER_01:Chase Brown. It's just Chase Brown, man. Yeah. He's got a pretty good comeback. He was in my team last year. Yeah, he definitely helped out a lot. Boy, I drafted in one of my leagues. I got him, like, fifth round. I was like, you got it. Done. Let's do this. But he's a good man. There's some other things like Zach Moss is going to have, like, some research. And so I'm like, no, he's not. This is over. Chase Brown is it. All right. Most overpaid player in the league. The NFL? The NFL.
[302.6s]SPEAKER_00:Quarterback. Kirk? Is it Kirk? It might be Kirk. Yeah, probably Kirk. Kirk Cousin is out there jacking $100 million. I feel like every one of our- Kudos to him, man. We need to open up a bit. No, but it has to be Kirk, man. I think it's probably Kirk, yeah.
[321.4s]SPEAKER_01:Why is the NFL ranked Jim Hertz as a top five junior? He wins.
[328.4s]SPEAKER_00:Ultimately, he manages the game. Well, you think he should be a top one? No. Tush Bush. Tush Bush. That's like half the touchdowns. Hey, he learns from his elders, man. I mean, he has a talented team, but he wins. I mean, that's ultimately what it's all about, right? And plus, he doesn't make mistakes in the wrong time.
[353.8s]SPEAKER_01:A good manager doesn't make crucial mistakes.
[356.3s]SPEAKER_00:Exactly.
[358.0s]SPEAKER_01:That's defense in the league.
[364.1s]SPEAKER_00:Still the Ravens? Ravens. Not just one year. Ravens. Yeah, probably the Ravens. Yeah, I think Ravens is a good answer. That ended in 1985.
[386.2s]SPEAKER_01:You know, here's Bob, a question I need to ask you. Who's a better safety, Ed Reed or Troy Palomar?
[396.4s]SPEAKER_00:I think the way that Ed Reed would see the field. The way that he would anticipate every play. I don't think any player can do that. I put Ed Reed for leadership reasons. He's also coaching at Shelby Highways. Oh, is that right? He's a local guy. Wow. What? His son. You might have to do a lift rider. I have to go over there and be like, yo, can I get you in a ride? OK. He's right there when the games are going on.
[427.5s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah. Wow, I might have to do that, actually. That's crazy. Who's Ed Reed fan?
[444.9s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, he's coaching offense. You know what?
[447.1s]SPEAKER_01:That would be a good, you know what? He would be someone that would do that. He knows anything you could try.
[453.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[453.9s]SPEAKER_01:All right. Why hasn't Lamar Jackson won a Super Bowl?
[458.5s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, Ed Reed's not on his team. He made some mistakes. So he just chokes on the wrong moments, man. Super talented, though. Hey, probably the same reason. Oh, it's probably the same reason as Josh Allen. That's the same reason that either one has won. Yeah, that's it. That is a reason. That's another reason, too. Bingo. Bingo, same reason. He's eventually going to get his, though, I think. I think so. I hope so.
[483.7s]SPEAKER_01:The next five years, he's going to win.
[484.9s]SPEAKER_00:I think this year he's got to.
[487.0s]SPEAKER_01:I think this year is Lamar. I'm like, if you don't win this year, I got beef with you, my man. I don't know. Like, think about it. The defense has been pretty damn good. They had a rough time last year, but they have not gone into a postseason in like the last four years and not doing a top eight. And now you have Jere Alexander. And then, oh, I need a clutch receiver because Mark Andrews is going to get it done. You picked up G-Hop? Yeah, that's pretty close. All right, come on, Mike. And on top of that, one of those runs, I'm going to be forgetting this. He had Odell when he was in his Twilight, but Odell also helps him win a Super Bowl.
[526.3s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
[527.5s]SPEAKER_01:So it's just like, all right, man, let's see.
[530.0s]SPEAKER_00:He's going to get it, man. He's going to get it. It doesn't matter the time. He's still young. Yeah. Very true. Very true. The window is tightening. The window. Oh, shit. Whoa. He keeps going? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. He slowed up and everything. Like, what? Oh, that's madness. Whoa. Wow. This dude right here. He's going to come around and say something, too. Oh, yeah, he did. Tell him he did. But do we have a green light, or? Yeah. Yes, we got a green light. Yeah. What's he doing, then? I don't know, man. Well, that was all recorded. I know. Yeah. I'm sorry. They're dash cams. They're dash cams. He's like, oh. Oh, shit. Oh, I was checking the angle. I was checking if he had that shit. That's a fucking Saints fan, Mike.
[568.5s]SPEAKER_01:Only Saints fans can't be seen on the damn thing. That kid just crashed out.
[574.6s]SPEAKER_00:I literally thought it was. I thought, yeah, I was waiting for that sound, crunch.
[578.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. He's like, you're driving into us. What is he trying to prove? I don't know. I was hoping to have all of you guys' witnesses like, yo, we all saw that happen. That's right. Name something Atlanta is better than.
[592.8s]SPEAKER_00:Music.
[596.2s]SPEAKER_01:The boom scene is awesome. Soccer. Soccer, yeah.
[600.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. The culture. Soccer culture.
[603.6s]SPEAKER_01:Soccer is one of the championships.
[606.3s]SPEAKER_00:I think Atlanta United fans are more passionate than Falcons fans.
[610.9s]SPEAKER_01:Absolutely. Speaking of fan bases, worst fan bases in football.
[616.7s]SPEAKER_00:Worst fan bases. I mean, I hate to shoot myself in the fuck, but Panthers. I went to a Panthers football game. There were more people at a high school graduation in a Panthers football game than I went to. Oh, damn. I would say the Raiders or the Jaguars. No way, man. The Oakland Raiders? Oakland Raiders, yeah. Las Vegas Raiders. They got fans now. It's Vegas. Yeah, they're in Vegas. Probably pick the Jaguars, though. It's not about the Panthers. It's awesome. Awesome. It's a toss-up between those. All right. Cheeseheads. Fucking corporate people-eaters. Or those NFC North team that always kick your asses.
[665.5s]SPEAKER_01:Throw in the blank. The cheese dynasty is. Still alive.
[670.8s]SPEAKER_00:It's still alive, but. I think it's melting. I think it's a downhill. All right, all right.
[677.5s]SPEAKER_01:I think I got one. All right, we got to go through some fast ones real quick. These are all Atlanta home games. Will Atlanta beat the Commanders?
[685.5s]SPEAKER_00:No.
[686.3s]SPEAKER_01:No. Will Atlanta beat the Vils?
[687.6s]SPEAKER_00:No.
[688.2s]SPEAKER_01:No. Will Atlanta beat the Rams?
[689.6s]SPEAKER_00:No. Yes.
[693.5s]SPEAKER_01:Wow. And on the way out, what team's going to stop the Chiefs from getting to another ASU title?
[700.1s]SPEAKER_00:Ravens, let's go! Yeah!
[703.6s]SPEAKER_01:Mark Jackson. Mark Jackson and Ravens. Thank y'all. I appreciate it.
[707.9s]SPEAKER_00:This is fun.
[708.4s]SPEAKER_01:Hey, I appreciate y'all. Oh, social media or phone number to let you guys know when it comes out.
[712.5s]SPEAKER_00:All right. Yeah, what's the social media?
[714.4s]SPEAKER_01:No, I'm asking y'all. I'm going to send it to you.
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[723.0s]SPEAKER_01:Perfect. I'll hit you. Y'all, thank you. Appreciate it. You guys be great.