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⏱️ 06m 40s Β· πŸ—£οΈ Interviewer, Guest Β· 3 Q&A pairs Β· 15 speaker turns
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πŸ’¬ Questions & Answers
#1 Β· Interviewer ⏱️ 0.3s β†’ Guest ⏱️ 35.9s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Yes sir. Wonderful. Are you single?
πŸ’¬ want to hear your barber say is. Oh maybe like you want an eight but they gave you a three or
Opinion / Hot Take
#2 Β· Interviewer ⏱️ 173.6s β†’ Guest ⏱️ 192.5s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ My question to you is who's next? Not one of them three but who's next? Who is next?
πŸ’¬ someone from Hollywood. There's nothing good's happening up there. Yeah. Um I love Tom Cruise but Tom Cruise with all the Scientology. I don't know what's going on over there.
πŸ“° Current Events⭐ Pop Culture & Celebrities Opinion / Hot Take
#3 Β· Interviewer ⏱️ 348.8s β†’ Guest ⏱️ 371.6s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ All right my man. Last question. What's something that you would pretend to like?
πŸ’¬ I would go with people. A lot of people pretend to like other people and aren't aren't genuine to themselves. I 100% agree. My man socials are a phone number so I can shoot you the episode when it comes out. Uh yeah I can hit you with that. All right go ahead. Uh phone number is 360-684-4556. My man you've been great. Appreciate you. Yeah have a good one.
πŸ’¬ Social Commentary🐝 BeyoncΓ© & MusicπŸ— Food & Cookouts Opinion / Hot Take
πŸ“œ Full Transcript
[0.3s] SPEAKER_01: What's good everybody? It's Shabonkalez. I'm back here with Zayn again. We're doing the other survey. You ready to go one guy? Yeah let's run it. Let's do it. Hey qualifier, are you Christian? Yes sir. Wonderful. Are you single? No I have a girlfriend. There we go. All right let's get to it. Name something a parent says before whooping their child. You came home too late. That's a beat down coming. All right you're in the barbershop chair getting your haircut. The last thing you
[35.9s] SPEAKER_00: want to hear your barber say is. Oh maybe like you want an eight but they gave you a three or
[52.2s] SPEAKER_01: something. They're cutting you too too short. That makes sense. That makes sense. Name something you
[60.0s] SPEAKER_00: never want your kids to see on your social media. I mean I'm not posting anything crazy so. That's
[76.7s] SPEAKER_01: all right. Name the top reason that a man is married. I'd say the top two would be love and
[88.6s] SPEAKER_00: then religion. Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. I mean baby oils, the easy go-to. Easy go-to. But where's the best place to find a spouse? I would say school. School or just out and about. That makes sense. All right you're at a waffle house. The fight breaks out. Uh-huh. What do you do next? Keep eating my waffles. They're too damn good. Where's Halloween costume? I mean I would probably just go with if people are just wearing the basic basketball jersey or just just just not not going all out. Not putting effort in. The lazy costume. Yeah. All right so
[173.6s] SPEAKER_01: Diddy R. Kelly and Tyler Perry are either going down or gone down or they're about to go down. My question to you is who's next? Not one of them three but who's next? Who is next? Definitely
[192.5s] SPEAKER_00: someone from Hollywood. There's nothing good's happening up there. Yeah. Um I love Tom Cruise but Tom Cruise with all the Scientology. I don't know what's going on over there.
[208.4s] SPEAKER_01: Oh wow. Easy answer though. Yeah. I like that. I like that. Thought about it. All right how many dates before a man should expect a home-cooked meal from a young lady? I'd say four. Sounds about
[227.2s] SPEAKER_00: right. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. I would say a husband. A husband cares about the little things. Like knows what what the girl really likes versus a boyfriend. Does what he thinks she likes. Why do men need women? I think women just add a lot to to a relationship. Like a level of comfort security. They just they just add they just
[278.6s] SPEAKER_01: add a lot to a relationship as a whole. What is the number one thing a Karen does? That scream.
[289.6s] SPEAKER_00: Scream. Why do women need men? I mean just like I said how men provide or women provide a lot for men. I think I think it goes both ways. I think I think men are there to support provide and also protect women. Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend. I think a wife I feel like it's a pretty easy difference. Like a wife you really see a future with her and a girlfriend. You look at other girls and find attraction or lust for them. All the women in the world disappear.
[348.8s] SPEAKER_01: What would be the first problem to come up? Men would probably just go off and kill kill each other. That would be the first problem. Who's are you? Yo everyone's got real real violence. Yeah. All right my man. Last question. What's something that you would pretend to like?
[371.6s] SPEAKER_00: I would go with people. A lot of people pretend to like other people and aren't aren't genuine to themselves. I 100% agree. My man socials are a phone number so I can shoot you the episode when it comes out. Uh yeah I can hit you with that. All right go ahead. Uh phone number is 360-684-4556. My man you've been great. Appreciate you. Yeah have a good one.
[399.4s] SPEAKER_01: Thank you.