โ What is the worst thing about people who move to Atlanta?
๐ฌ The expectation of what they think.
๐ Atlanta & LocalOpinion / Hot Take
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[5.5s]SPEAKER_01:Let's do it. What's good, everybody? It's your boy, Uncle Les. I'm gonna call my man, Nick. Say, what's up, Nick? All right, everybody. We are in this car. We're about to get this survey on the way. Nick, we want to say thank you to you in advance for participating with us. All right, question number one. Oh, this is for qualifiers. Are you single? All right. Are you Christian? All right. Let's keep it going. All right. Name something a parent would say before hooping their child. All right. You're inside the barbershop chair. You're getting your hair cut. What's the last thing you want to hear your barber say? There's always a bad one. You're already in motion, dog. Name something you would never want your kids to see on your social media. Name the top reason men get married. Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Best place to find a spouse. What would a parent say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player? What's the worst hood in Atlanta? The transfer. What does a man have to do to get catered to you Destiny's Child type treatment? At a Waffle House, a fight breaks out. What do you do next? What's the worst Halloween costume? Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are either going down or gone down, or they're about to go down. Going down and going down. Correct. My question to you is who's next? Nobody. You're like, yo, you're the next person to go down. They're coming after you next, my guy. Tell me, how many dates until a man should expect a home-cooked meal? Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. Why do men need women? What's the number one thing a caring does? You can see it all, it's like up there goes one. Why do women need men? Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend. All the women in the world disappeared. What would be the first problem that men ran into? It's like someone else has been tracking that for me. The power has been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next? I want a friend. Name something you wish men understood about women. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is very handsome. Name the most attractive part or attractive aspect of a woman's appearance that's not a body part. During a zombie apocalypse, where's the first place you'd go? Dig your own grave. How many books?
[505.7s]SPEAKER_00:What's the biggest benefit of reading?
[514.8s]SPEAKER_01:What's the worst thing about people that move to Atlanta?
[516.6s]SPEAKER_00:The expectation of what they think.
[528.1s]SPEAKER_01:With your best friend in the whole wide world, and they start acting like Kanye, they are losing their mind, and they proceed to get jumped. You can go about and just beat them down. What do you do next?
[539.6s]SPEAKER_00:I got a jump on our way home.
[550.2s]SPEAKER_01:Name something you wish women understood about men. What's your role model is? What would you do if you found out your partner was speaking to their ex? You'd say you were left to continue talking and you would exit. Okay. Now this is a big hypothetical. You are in a loving relationship with a famous rapper. Who's the best one to bring home to mom and dad in the family? Who's the worst one to bring home to mom and dad? It's fair. It's fair. Best way to relieve stress after a long day at work? Peace, quiet, and comfort food. Name something you don't trust AI to do.
[684.2s]SPEAKER_00:What? They do make some heat.
[689.3s]SPEAKER_01:My son looked nothing like how I was looking. AI got it all wrong. All right. Name the most important aspect of a great marriage. What's the first thing you think of when you hear the phrase hot girl summer?
[729.8s]SPEAKER_00:Fishnet things and belly button piercing.
[737.1s]SPEAKER_01:Name the best part about America. What's a guarantee at an ATL cookout? That's an Atlanta thing. Like I don't know, like you can go anywhere else in the world and they'll, it's burgers, hot dogs. But Atlanta, they're like, anywhere else in the world, grilled chicken may not be there. But Atlanta, nah, someone's, someone's putting chicken on that grill. If someone found out there's not going to be chicken, I'll bring it. It's okay. I'll bring some chicken. Top reason a man cheats, top reason a woman cheats. If Tyler Perry's life was the title of one of his movies, which tile would you pick?
[831.0s]SPEAKER_00:That's one of his best movies, dude.
[835.1s]SPEAKER_01:Why do men think they can get away with it? The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are getting paid $200 an hour this year. Who else should be making that kind of money? I think they are making that kind of money.
[868.7s]SPEAKER_00:Well, some of them, you know, there's definitely a, there's levels to that, for sure.
[874.5s]SPEAKER_01:What do you do on the first of the month? Man, if you could, I don't know, name one thing in the top thing that you would pretend to like. Know that people, like you're like, yo, the world, we, people just pretend to like this thing. No one really likes this thing. It's kind of what led me to doing this because I got tired of doing it in my rise.
[922.7s]SPEAKER_00:Well, I mean, it lends itself to, you know.
[946.8s]SPEAKER_01:Do you have a friend right here or up here? All right, my man. It's Nick, right? Nick, I appreciate you, my man. Now, I do have a question for you. You want me to let you know when this episode comes out or if we use any part of it?
[972.9s]SPEAKER_00:All right, my man. Thank you.
[975.5s]SPEAKER_01:Or do you want to shout you out at all? All right, cool, cool. Let me get the mic. My friend, it's been great. You're welcome. You have a great one, okay? You do the same.
[1003.4s]SPEAKER_00:I will.
[1022.4s]SPEAKER_01:Nigga was gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Annoyingly gay. I shouldn't be judging people like that, but damn. Nobody got to be that gay. Now I got to get some gas. I don't know if I'm going to get this gas. And I got to study. Studying. What's happening right here? What do I wear? Where do I go? Probably is because all you niggas is gay. All you niggas is gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. All just gay. Okay, there's a Shell station that's apparently a Shell station.