PXL_20250716_211403888 — Barkley Corpus

[0.5s] SPEAKER_01: What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my main man Kimani. Say what's up my guy. What's going on? Let's get into it my man. These are all disappointed questions. I just want your opinion. That's it. Sound good? Yeah. All right. Question number one. Name something that a parent

[16.9s] SPEAKER_00: says before whooping their child. Before whooping their child. Oh. Yep. That's a good one. That's a

[44.5s] SPEAKER_01: good one. Name something that you would never ever ever want your kids to see on your social media.

[50.1s] SPEAKER_00: I mean well to be honest the only thing that we can look at on social media is like that's being as racist as women twerking. But personally I want my son to see that. On my social media? Right. I don't look at that too crazy. Maybe a girl. Okay okay. Fill in the blank.

[88.2s] SPEAKER_01: You're in the barbershop chair. Get your hair cut. The last thing you want to hear a barber say to

[94.0s] SPEAKER_00: is blank. Nope. Too much over some shit. I get that. I get that. Name the top reason men get married.

[118.3s] SPEAKER_01: Because you keep asking. Maybe something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.

[125.8s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah. Best place to find a spouse. What's something a parent would say to a bad child

[146.8s] SPEAKER_01: that a coach would also say to a player? No problem. What's the worst hood in Atlanta? Wait a minute. You work at a hospital. You gotta know something about that.

[163.5s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah. Maybe 10 years ago I would say the west side. I can't even say the bluff anymore. It's

[170.7s] SPEAKER_01: changing. It still ain't necessarily the best by the time to roll right through but. It's a lot

[182.1s] SPEAKER_00: safer now though because I dated a girl. I would walk through there and nobody would touch me.

[187.6s] SPEAKER_01: That's good. Remember the song catered to you by Destiny's Child? Yeah. What does a man have to do to get catered to you treatment? Yep. You at a Waffle House and the fight breaks out. What do you alone? You are not alone. What's the worst Halloween costume? Okay. What? So Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are either going down or gone down or they're about to go down. My

[261.1s] SPEAKER_00: question to you is who's next? Shoot. Look man. All I'm saying is. It's funny you bring that up.

[282.5s] SPEAKER_01: All I'm saying is. I'm just realizing something. You go after a black man with power like that. They either end up in jail for a short period of time, long period of time or you know they life get weird right? If you go after a white man like that they either end up dead, Epstein or they become the president. Trump that's that's crazy. That's a crazy record on that type of scrutiny. So it's like I don't I don't want them to die like instantly. I'm like I don't want to cast death on somebody but the other option is they become president. So I just think you know how to work. We live in a very very uh goofy time right now. How many dates until a man should

[335.1s] SPEAKER_00: expect a home-cooked meal from a young lady? Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. Boyfriend can leave as he pleases. He's there for the long term. He can't go nowhere. Once you get deeper gifts that I feel like a lot of people. What's the number one thing a caring does?

[404.3s] SPEAKER_01: You said start trouble. Yeah. Why do women need men? Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend. Let's skip that. If all women in the world disappeared what would be the first problem

[460.4s] SPEAKER_00: that men ran into? I think so too. Power has been out for four hours. No explanation. What's the name of something that you wish men understood about women? They they they talk in they talk in different ways. It's not you. It's it's it's more so they do some communication on a deeper

[557.5s] SPEAKER_01: level. They got their own little language. That's true. True. Name the most attractive aspect of a

[570.0s] SPEAKER_00: woman's appearance that is not a body part. I would say her energy how she carries herself.

[589.2s] SPEAKER_01: Mm hmm. I dig that. During a zombie apocalypse where's the first place you going? Gunshot. How

[604.4s] SPEAKER_00: many books do you read a year? What's the biggest benefit of reading? Now what's the worst thing

[631.1s] SPEAKER_01: about people that move to Atlanta? You said they lie about why they moved here. Yeah. You're out with your best friend in the world. Your best friend. But they start acting like Kanye and they proceed to get themselves jumped like everybody get jumped by three plus people. What do you do

[662.5s] SPEAKER_00: You said your what? I'm hyping them up and I'm jumping in with them. To jump your friend? Oh you saying he's getting jumped by three people? Yeah. I'm jumping in to help him. Okay okay okay. Respect. Respect. Name something you wish women understood about men. Fill in the blank. Happy

[751.9s] SPEAKER_01: women have blank. True. Who's the best female role model? What would you do if you found out your partner was speaking to their ex? You are in a loving relationship. This is a hypothetical. You are in a loving relationship with a famous rapper. Who's the best one to bring home to mom and dad? Who's the worst one to bring home? I mean hey that's all up to you my guy. That's the worst one to bring home. Last question. What's something that you would pretend to like?

[891.7s] SPEAKER_00: I would say you said people. Oh man I think I got you to where you need to go. Is it the next one? It's this one right here. All right. Good questions man. Hey man I appreciate it. I appreciate it my man. What's the phone number

[925.4s] SPEAKER_01: or social media we can contact you with so we can let you know when your episode come out?

[929.7s] SPEAKER_00: All right this house right here. All right hit me with the number.

[952.6s] SPEAKER_01: Perfect. It will hit you there my man. And if you could also scan this. This is for a page. This is just a gift for my wife. Told her I'll get her some more subscribers.

[962.9s] SPEAKER_00: It's on TikTok I believe. All right my man. That was a lot of fun man. I appreciate it.

[994.7s] SPEAKER_01: I appreciate you. Enjoy yourself man. Man I appreciate it my man. Didn't even mean it there on purpose.

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