❓ Um, the husband will always have your best interests in mind, and a boyfriend might have his. Why do men need women?
💬 But there's, there's, there's female things that come off you that can educate, help your man. And like, in that return, it's like, I just want you to protect my femininity.
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❓ It's like, hey, we got a problem right now, Julie. Or they would just probably not clean a munch and then shit would get dirty real fast. And then they'd be like, okay, how do I do this?
💬 No problem here. Bring out the power hoses. The power has been out for four hours with no
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❓ I'm sorry. Yeah. I want to say that Earl is, is it right here?
💬 I know it's right here. I know it's right around here. I'm sure I could just step out and find it.
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[0.5s]SPEAKER_01:What's good, everybody? It's Shibu Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my favorite friend. Say your favorite friend. It's Mia, right? Yeah. I'm in the car with Mia. All right, let's get to the survey. Now, there's some qualified questions beforehand. Are you ready? Sure. All right. Are you a baddie? Um, yeah. Wonderful. Are you Christian? Um. Are you single? Uh, no. Are you under the age of 25? Um, no. All right, let's get into this. Wait, you're not magically older than 35, are you? No. Okay, I'm about to say, hey, you are doing fantastic. All right, so name something a parent
[37.9s]SPEAKER_00:would say before whooping a child. Get over here. I don't know. All right, you're in there.
[50.5s]SPEAKER_01:All right, you're inside the hair salon. Getting your hair done. They're doing your hair. The last
[57.2s]SPEAKER_00:thing you want to hear your hairdresser say is? Or just say like, you said you wanted it shorter,
[68.3s]SPEAKER_01:right? Who's like, whoa, what are you doing up there? What are you doing up there? You know what? I'm pretty sure I have to make a right right here. All right, name something you would never want
[79.7s]SPEAKER_00:your kids to see on your social media. From all the obvious ones. What are the obvious ones?
[95.2s]SPEAKER_01:Because trust me, people say obvious and I'm realizing obvious is not obvious anymore.
[99.7s]SPEAKER_00:Social media and what would I post on social media? Um, I don't know. Custwords probably, say like FML. My mom used to get mad at me for saying FML on social media. You know what? But like things like that, you know. Okay, okay. You don't want to cuss words in one sentence.
[120.2s]SPEAKER_01:That's good. That's good. See, we don't want to be cussing online. Name the top reason that men get
[124.8s]SPEAKER_00:married. Gosh, I want to say companionship, but it might be to have someone to take care of them and teach them new things. Okay. No, I don't know. I guess that's um, that's making it broad to marry women. Let's say companionship. Companionship. All right. What are typically lovers? Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Oh my God, I stopped. Um, he would probably ask to bring nothing actually. He's like, no, no, no cameras, no nothing. He'd just say,
[167.0s]SPEAKER_01:come to the room. That makes sense. Where's the best place to find a spouse? In a bar. Okay. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player?
[194.7s]SPEAKER_00:Don't be sorry, be better. Oh, that's a good one. Probably. What's the worst hood in Atlanta? The worst hood. The worst hood. Oh gosh. I don't think I know. That's perfectly fine. I don't think I've been there, but I'm sure it's somewhere by the airport or something like that. By the
[222.9s]SPEAKER_01:song catered to you by Destiny's Child. Um, I don't think so. All right. So you're at a Waffle
[229.7s]SPEAKER_00:House and a fight breaks out. Okay. What do you do next? Um, I probably just keep taking a bite of my grits, minding my business. There we go. But maybe if the back, if my back's to the fight, maybe I'll make sure my back's not to the fight. Okay. You're like, I don't want to get, you know,
[250.3s]SPEAKER_01:lateral. That makes sense. That makes sense. What's the worst Halloween costume? All the offensive ones. All the offensive ones. Give me a, what's an offensive Halloween costume? Um, like, I don't know. All the offensive ones. Okay. All the offensive ones. Everybody do not offend anybody with your outfit. Unless they deserve it. Unless they deserve it. Yeah. Okay. All right. So Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are either going down, have gone down, or they're about to go down.
[292.4s]SPEAKER_00:But my question is, who's next? Uh, what's his name? Travis Scott. Oh, keep on hearing that one.
[310.7s]SPEAKER_01:I don't know what Travis is doing, but Travis, you gotta stop it, man. No, yeah, he does. All right. How many dates until a man should expect a young lady to cook for him? Maybe if
[328.7s]SPEAKER_00:she wants to, the second or third, but I don't think he should expect it.
[334.4s]SPEAKER_01:Inspect or expect it. Sorry. Okay. Okay. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend.
[343.8s]SPEAKER_00:Um, the husband will always have your best interests in mind, and a boyfriend might have his. Why do men need women? Many reasons. Because I think they think they're sometimes above basic things like, um, respect and empathy and hygiene sometimes. I feel like those are basic things for girls. So it's like, it's like a. We can teach them things, but also do think that it's a, it should be a mutual thing. So I'll teach you something and you protect me. So protection for education. Okay. I'm not saying, yeah, I'm not saying it like a.
[401.3s]SPEAKER_01:But there's, there's, there's female things that come off you that can educate, help your man. And like, in that return, it's like, I just want you to protect my femininity.
[410.7s]SPEAKER_00:And yeah. Okay. All right. I dig that. What's the number one thing a Karen does? Gets immediately defensive and annoyed just right off the bat. They just, they go to zero to 100 real quick. And then yeah, it's so far to where they don't even, their argument has too many fallacies. And so they're just yelling and I'm being annoyed. That's where it starts. And then it goes way too far. I understand that. Why do women need men? I think protection also, I think it's fun to, to hear out the different perspective. And when you say men, I'm only thinking about my boyfriend. I'm not thinking. So, I don't know. I like having conversations and having different perspectives and maybe being okay with each other's perspective or at the end, having a change perspective.
[483.6s]SPEAKER_01:I guess that, I guess that. What's the difference between a wife and a husband,
[489.4s]SPEAKER_00:a wife and a girlfriend? Well, I'm not a wife. So I guess, I guess wives mainly strive to keep the family together and girlfriends are really thinking about that.
[514.9s]SPEAKER_01:If all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into?
[521.7s]SPEAKER_00:They wouldn't be able to know what to do with their sexual desires. That's for sure. It's like, hey, we got a problem right now, Julie. Or they would just probably not clean a munch and then shit would get dirty real fast. And then they'd be like, okay, how do I do this?
[547.1s]SPEAKER_01:No problem here. Bring out the power hoses. The power has been out for four hours with no
[553.9s]SPEAKER_00:explanation. What do you do next? Pile all my batteries and get a radio and just lock all my doors. The power? Yeah, the power. And no explanation? Yeah, I would think that something was
[578.3s]SPEAKER_01:going awry on the main grid. So, let's get to the next one. Let's get to the next one. Name something that you wish men understood about women. Funnier than you. What?
[603.2s]SPEAKER_00:No, I'm just kidding. Actually, I'm not kidding, but I don't know. Yeah, maybe just understand that
[609.2s]SPEAKER_01:we're one step ahead. Oh, man. That's interesting. Name something that people pretend to like.
[625.4s]SPEAKER_00:A beige house. A beige house. Yeah, like modern all-white beige house. Neutral is different.
[633.9s]SPEAKER_01:Neutral colors are different, but. A beige color. You're like, you don't really like that. Yeah,
[639.6s]SPEAKER_00:I'm sorry. Yeah. I want to say that Earl is, is it right here?
[650.1s]SPEAKER_01:I know it's right here. I know it's right around here. I'm sure I could just step out and find it.
[656.4s]SPEAKER_00:Okay. But cool. Thanks for letting me help you out with your survey. Yo, thank you. You have been a vibe. Sorry if I got too serious about the questions. Oh, no. That was fantastic. Oh, or phone numbers so we can let you know when it comes out. Six, seven, eight, six, eight, nine, nine, nine, four, zero. If that does get posted, just don't post my number. Okay. No, we're not going to post your number. But yeah, if you want to send it to me, that's cool. We will. Thank you.