❓ Oh, I love this one. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are making $200 an hour this year. Who else should be making that kind of money?
💬 I watched the show. I watched the reality show and they couldn't get with it.
💰 Work & MoneyOpinion / Hot Take
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[0.5s]SPEAKER_01:What's good everybody? This is your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with Miss Melanie. Say hi Miss Melanie. Hi. There we go. I like it. She's a polite lady. She's the class's first of the day y'all. So we're gonna go ahead and get into these questions. I just want your opinion of these questions. That's it. You ready? Yep. All right. So I'll ask some qualified questions. I want you to those qualified questions are a little bit ridiculous, but I just need to ask them. Okay. Are you a baddie? Baddie? Yes. No. Okay. Are you a Christian? Yes. Are you single? Yes. All right. Let's get into it. Okay. What is something that a parent says to a child before whooping them? You're in trouble. Facts. All right. Nate, you are in the hair salon. Yep. You are getting your hair done. It's a good day. The last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say is? Why did you wait so long to get your hair done? Yeah. It's always a killer joy, isn't it? Yeah. Like, hey, hey, I'm here right now. Yeah. Stop it. Yeah. Name something you would never want your family to see on your social media. Are you drunk? But you're drunk. That's a good one. Good one. Name the top reason that men get married. Because they need someone to take care of them. Hmm. Name something that a baby would ask you to bring to the party. Baby one? Yeah. That's a fair answer. I would always say it's the most, it's definitely the most common answer. Yeah. Where's the best place? Oh, no, no, no, no. We ain't going to do that one. No, no, we can do that. Best place to find a spouse. A bar. A bar. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a bad child? Yeah, I think it's a good one. Okay. So that's it. That's what I've gotten so far. Okay. You are at a Waffle House. Right. And a fight breaks out. Yep. What do you do next?
[146.3s]SPEAKER_00:Get under the table or go to the bathroom? Solid answer. Solid answer. What's next? What's the worst halloween costume? Britney Spears who I love, but everyone's done it. That was a very
[162.9s]SPEAKER_01:common outfit for a while, wasn't it?
[164.8s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, yes, yes.
[167.2s]SPEAKER_01:I have to agree with that. Okay, so Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are either going down, have gone down, or they're about to go down.
[176.1s]SPEAKER_00:Right.
[176.8s]SPEAKER_01:But my question to you is, who's next?
[179.6s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, who's next? Jay-Z, I've heard, but I don't know.
[185.7s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, I hope not.
[187.1s]SPEAKER_00:Okay, okay.
[188.6s]SPEAKER_01:Tell me, how many dates until a man should expect a lady to cook him a home-cooked meal?
[196.1s]SPEAKER_00:How many dates?
[200.9s]SPEAKER_01:Ken, solid answer. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend.
[209.1s]SPEAKER_00:A husband can't legally, I mean, you're legally bound, I think, right?
[213.7s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[214.3s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, that should be the only difference, right?
[216.9s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's pretty solid. Yeah. Pretty solid. Why do men need women?
[222.6s]SPEAKER_00:Because they cannot do anything for themselves a lot of time.
[228.8s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, I dig it, I dig it. What is the number one thing a Karen does?
[240.4s]SPEAKER_00:Criticize other people for things that they are guilty of.
[245.5s]SPEAKER_01:I agree with that, wholeheartedly. Why do women need men? Solid answer, solid answer. Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend.
[266.2s]SPEAKER_00:A marriage certificate?
[269.3s]SPEAKER_01:You're giving solid answers. I feel like these are pretty solid.
[273.0s]SPEAKER_00:Okay, good, good.
[274.2s]SPEAKER_01:If all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into?
[286.6s]SPEAKER_00:They, I mean, maybe, but I mean, they could have sex with a man, I guess. But it's depending on what they're into.
[296.6s]SPEAKER_01:I think that's a solid answer.
[299.2s]SPEAKER_00:I don't know, that's all I can think of.
[302.3s]SPEAKER_01:All right.
[303.8s]SPEAKER_00:They have nobody to do everything for them? I don't know. I guess.
[310.4s]SPEAKER_01:The power has been out for four hours with no explanation.
[313.8s]SPEAKER_00:Right.
[314.4s]SPEAKER_01:What do you do next? Good, good, good, good.
[322.0s]SPEAKER_00:All right, let's see.
[325.6s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, it's a zombie apocalypse. Where's the first place you're going?
[334.5s]SPEAKER_00:It's open, I don't know. Let's see, the mall? The mall. I love it. I love it. I don't think your zombies go to the mall, so they're hiding.
[344.0s]SPEAKER_01:I can see that. We're not gonna get in here.
[347.0s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[348.5s]SPEAKER_01:How many books do you read a year?
[352.2s]SPEAKER_00:Two.
[353.8s]SPEAKER_01:Wonderful. And what's the biggest benefit of reading?
[356.3s]SPEAKER_00:Learning about those lives and stories, processes.
[365.0s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, again. Now you don't live in Atlanta, right?
[370.4s]SPEAKER_00:No, I have, I used to, but I don't know.
[373.1s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, okay, okay, you used to, okay. What's the worst thing about people who move to Atlanta?
[381.3s]SPEAKER_00:They complain about the traffic.
[385.0s]SPEAKER_01:You're so right. It's the people that moved here that caused the traffic, and we're like- Exactly. Like we can clearly tell you don't drive here.
[391.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, exactly.
[392.3s]SPEAKER_01:We can see it.
[393.4s]SPEAKER_00:You know, read the news, yeah.
[396.6s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, you're out with your best friend.
[398.7s]SPEAKER_00:Right.
[399.7s]SPEAKER_01:The whole wide world. But they start acting like Kanye West. They start just acting a complete fool.
[406.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[407.5s]SPEAKER_01:And people are ready to beat them up.
[409.5s]SPEAKER_00:Oh.
[411.0s]SPEAKER_01:What do you do next?
[413.7s]SPEAKER_00:You tell them to shut the F up and get it together, and you know, you can't act like that in public.
[423.2s]SPEAKER_01:I get that.
[424.0s]SPEAKER_00:Well, I'm gonna call your mother. I don't know.
[426.5s]SPEAKER_01:Like shut up.
[427.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I'm calling your mom. Yeah. Stop it.
[431.0s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. Happy women have blank.
[436.2s]SPEAKER_00:Happy women have friends.
[439.8s]SPEAKER_01:Beautiful, beautiful. Name the best female role model.
[448.2s]SPEAKER_00:Oprah was the first person that came to mind.
[450.6s]SPEAKER_01:Ah.
[452.8s]SPEAKER_00:But I love Gale too.
[454.6s]SPEAKER_01:Gale King is awesome.
[455.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yes, I love him. Okay. Oh, almost to your destination. We gotta get to the best questions.
[463.3s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, what's the best way to relieve stress after a long day at work?
[469.7s]SPEAKER_00:Well, probably exercise, but I like to just lay much TV, veg out on something I like.
[478.2s]SPEAKER_01:Ah, I dig it. Name something that people pretend to like.
[485.0s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, movies, certain movies or music that everyone else likes.
[489.9s]SPEAKER_01:I'd definitely agree with that. I'd definitely agree with that.
[495.7s]SPEAKER_00:Which hotel are we going to again? Starling. I'm 14.
[499.6s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, this one right here. Well, I tell you, this building has been bought and sold by so many different hotels.
[505.0s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah. Well, I think it was the W at one time. It was the W. Yeah, and I remember, I was like, I came here when I thought I was so cool, like 10 or 20 years ago, and it was the W when it first opened, like the new thing in town.
[518.9s]SPEAKER_01:Before it became the Starling, it was something else for like a very short period of time.
[523.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[524.4s]SPEAKER_01:I'm just forgetting what it was.
[525.2s]SPEAKER_00:It's pretty nice.
[526.3s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah.
[527.0s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[527.4s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah. Let's see, let's see, let's see. Oh, what's the first thing you think of when you hear the phrase, hot girl summer?
[538.6s]SPEAKER_00:Someone in a bikini in Italy with their friends doing shots of tequila and with a nice handbag and high heels.
[552.2s]SPEAKER_01:I see it all.
[553.3s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I see it.
[555.4s]SPEAKER_01:Italian beaches are definitely underrated.
[558.0s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I haven't been to one, but I hope to find out one day.
[561.2s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, there's a place, there's an island called Ischia,
[565.0s]SPEAKER_00:or Ischia. Okay.
[566.2s]SPEAKER_01:It means Ischia. But I-S-C-H-I-A.
[569.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[570.3s]SPEAKER_01:Most beautiful place on the face of the planet.
[571.4s]SPEAKER_00:Is that right?
[571.9s]SPEAKER_01:Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Volcanic hot springs. It's a dream.
[580.9s]SPEAKER_00:We got time. One more question or two.
[585.8s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, I love this one. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are making $200 an hour this year. Who else should be making that kind of money?
[599.7s]SPEAKER_00:Teachers? Yes, we need to get our teachers paid. But I think the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders deserve it as well.
[607.6s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, they put on a show.
[608.6s]SPEAKER_00:I watched the show. I watched the reality show and they couldn't get with it.
[614.5s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. So now. They put on a show.
[618.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yes, they do.
[619.7s]SPEAKER_01:All right, Ms. Melanie, thank you so very much. I will blur out your face for this video, but you want us to let you know when it comes out.
[626.7s]SPEAKER_00:Yes, yes.
[626.9s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, awesome. Social media or phone number, this part will not be posted unless you want your social media to be posted.
[632.4s]SPEAKER_00:No, I'll just give you my phone number for that. Yes. Okay, 850-445-7024.
[640.3s]SPEAKER_01:All right. We'll hit you up when it comes out.
[642.6s]SPEAKER_00:Where will it be?
[643.5s]SPEAKER_01:It's gonna be on YouTube first.
[645.2s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, okay.
[645.9s]SPEAKER_01:And then we're looking at it just again. It's like Netflix and stuff like that.
[648.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, you should do it.
[650.2s]SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah, I think it's gonna be awesome.
[651.7s]SPEAKER_00:Yes, that would be great. Thank you. Thank you, our friends.
[654.8s]SPEAKER_01:You have a great day.
[656.3s]SPEAKER_00:You too.
[657.2s]SPEAKER_01:Peace and blessings. All right.
[658.5s]SPEAKER_00:You can use my code or whatever you do.