🍗 Food & Cookouts🐝 Beyoncé & Music💬 Social CommentaryOpinion / Hot Take
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[0.1s]SPEAKER_01:If I had warnings though, I would be... I'm an unsuspecting warrant-having person, right? Definitely. Okay, see? There you go, everybody. Stop profiling people. Unless you're profiling me as an innocent.
[10.9s]SPEAKER_00:I was about to say, but technically I just did because you don't look like you. Right? Yeah.
[15.4s]SPEAKER_01:You know, that's good for driving. Terrible with women in Atlanta. It's like, it was hard enough.
[21.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Am I fucking up to you?
[24.4s]SPEAKER_01:It is. I didn't know how to say it.
[36.4s]SPEAKER_00:It's not effective. Um, that's scary. What about the TV? Yeah, don't do that again. I won't do that again. You ready? Yes. Good boy, Phyllis.
[60.2s]SPEAKER_01:I'm going to call... I was about to do the joke. I'm going to call this woman. So she won't help me out with the survey, you know what I'm saying? But the point is, sorry with her.
[83.0s]SPEAKER_00:I actually really dislike Beyoncé. Wow! Yes, I don't like Beyoncé.
[88.0s]SPEAKER_01:That is possible.
[91.5s]SPEAKER_00:I just feel like she's overrated. I don't know. I never really got into her. I don't see what the hype is. Like, she's, I don't know, regular. Like, yes, she's a good performer, but there's so many good performers. And that's the main thing they say about her. Oh, she's a good performer. Yeah. A baddie? I don't know. You got to answer that for me. But I can say anything. Yes, I am. I am. I am. Are you ready?
[127.8s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, go ahead. All right. Thanks for the parents said before.
[133.3s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, no. Oh, no. Wait. No, I wasn't ready. I don't know what I thought these questions were going to be. Hmm. Before they whooped their child. No, come here. My parents ain't. They won't be, but they not.
[149.0s]SPEAKER_01:They're talking to their parents.
[149.9s]SPEAKER_00:They're Nigerian. So it's like, I'm trying to think of like what a black parent would say. And I can't think of anything.
[155.2s]SPEAKER_01:What would a Nigerian parent say? Something Nigerian.
[159.2s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, Igbo.
[160.9s]SPEAKER_01:I was about to say that. I know a little son. My wife is Indian. I was like, look. What's my African name?
[168.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yoruba. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. The house of people. House of. Yeah.
[179.1s]SPEAKER_01:You talk about house of people. I know.
[180.5s]SPEAKER_00:I know it's three of y'all over there. Yeah. The three main ones. Dang. Okay. I don't know all that now. I just know Nigeria. Yeah. I only know Nigerian stuff. Whooped their child. What would you? Why would you? It's not really too much talking. That's where I can't think of nothing. That's so sad. Okay. Next question. Let's see. All right.
[216.0s]SPEAKER_01:Here's a hair salon.
[217.4s]SPEAKER_00:Uh-huh.
[218.8s]SPEAKER_01:Ask who you want to hear your hair with.
[223.4s]SPEAKER_00:She's making a noise. She's making some type of noise like ooh. Or like something like that. Like you just did something behind me and now I'm just going to turn around and whoop your ass because what's going on with my hair?
[235.2s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. You never want your kids. Something I never want my kids to see on my social media.
[248.8s]SPEAKER_00:I really say anything, but I say like maybe like a twerk video or something of me in the club. Like you don't need to see none of that. The real me. They don't need to see that. They need to see their parents. And then get married. And then get married. Like men don't really seem to want to get married, but it's like if they've been with the woman for a long time and she's, I don't know, maybe comfortability or like they're settling. I don't really think they want to get married or to have sex. I think that's a good one. That would be a woman because men just have sex anyway. I don't know. Dang. Maybe I'm not the right person to ask these questions. It's fantastic. It's fantastic. There ain't something that Diddy would ask a recent party. Baby oil. I know that one. What's the best place to find a spouse? The best place? Church. So what is good in Atlanta? Over there by the Four Seasons. I don't know. I don't know where I'd be at. So like I can't really say. You're going to get in that way. I don't know where it's taking you. It's taking you. But yeah. Okay. By the Four Seasons. Bankhead. Anywhere on the east side for real.
[346.9s]SPEAKER_01:You got a waffle house.
[349.3s]SPEAKER_00:That's a fight breaker. First off, I need to make sure my food comes out because I'm sure I already paid for it. And I'm not really doing too much. Like I'm sure the fight will be over in a couple of seconds. Waffle house is pretty ghetto. Pretty known. So I would say. Baby record. Depending on how good it is. How bad it tastes.
[372.4s]SPEAKER_01:So I'm going to die with the fight versus what I wasted in my head.
[375.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[376.2s]SPEAKER_01:Tell me.
[377.4s]SPEAKER_00:What's the worst Halloween costume? Like a fairy. She was a fairy. I don't know. Something goofy. I don't know. Or like maybe like one of the Marvel characters. The Marvel characters?
[393.1s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I don't know.
[394.8s]SPEAKER_00:All right. All right. What food do people pretend to like?
[399.4s]SPEAKER_01:Other people.
[402.5s]SPEAKER_00:Definitely other people. They pretend to like other people. But you said something.
[407.1s]SPEAKER_01:That's fine. That's a very good answer.
[413.8s]SPEAKER_00:That's everything to do. Pretend they like other people.
[418.0s]SPEAKER_01:Y'all the power's been out for four hours. What are you doing?
[422.6s]SPEAKER_00:The power's been out.
[424.5s]SPEAKER_01:Four hours.
[428.2s]SPEAKER_00:I'll be whatever I was doing in them four hours.
[430.6s]SPEAKER_01:It says ain't nothing else I can do.
[434.6s]SPEAKER_00:I appreciate it. I appreciate you.
[437.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yes. I'm going to get out right here. All right. Can I get a social or a phone number so we can message you when this episode come out?
[443.3s]SPEAKER_00:Yes. Oh, you want me to tell it to the camera?
[445.3s]SPEAKER_01:We're going to edit it out.
[446.3s]SPEAKER_00:Okay. So it's going to be Julia with the Halloween costume. Julia with three A's and then Wulia with a W instead of a J with four A's. And if that doesn't work, swap the first one. Do the four A's then the three A's. But it's something with three or four A's. Julia Wulia. Yes.
[463.2s]SPEAKER_01:All right. Go, go.
[464.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yes.
[464.6s]SPEAKER_01:I appreciate it. Thank you so much.
[465.7s]SPEAKER_00:You're very welcome.
[466.9s]SPEAKER_01:Hope you enjoyed yourself. I did. Thank you. There you go. You have them. See, I told you.
[471.2s]SPEAKER_00:I definitely was. I also know, because they already canceled my Uber, like I don't have work at 6 o'clock. Oh no. First of the first one took forever. The second one I ended up canceling it and then he doesn't come in.
[491.0s]SPEAKER_01:I feel you. Well, now you're smiling. You're in a good mood. This is good.
[497.6s]SPEAKER_00:I appreciate it.
[501.5s]SPEAKER_01:Yep. Let me go ahead and get you the information for that. It's numbers two, one, two. T-H-A. Yep. B-E-A-T. Two, one, two. You haven't launched yet because, you know, we're shooting right now. Oh, okay. So, yeah. I appreciate it. Thank you. Have a good time. Peace and blessings. Changing lives one ride at a time. It's what we do. I can't see the screen right now at all because this sun just came out of nowhere. It is right in my face. This is what we do. Change lives one ride at a time.
[557.3s]SPEAKER_00:Stopping his life.
[559.1s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, that was wrong.
[562.2s]SPEAKER_00:Stopping his life.
[569.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yo, this Lyft app, they ain't playing with my money. They ain't playing with my ride. Like, y'all gotta just get, like, give me my bread. Give me my money. Gotta give me my money.