โ If you are at a Waffle House and a fight breaks out, what do you do next?
๐ฌ I'm gonna get the hell out. I'm gonna leave some money for my bill. Hopefully I got cash. I ain't got time to wait around if I got a car. But I'm gonna get the hell on. You know...
๐ค AI & Tech๐ Atlanta & Local๐ฐ Work & Money๐ค Absurd & HypotheticalHypothetical Scenario
โ After Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry, who is next to face consequences?
๐ฌ Oh, it's... You know, I don't idolize anyone. Like, I don't put anything past anybody. So, you know, I... I don't know. I do have my speculations, but I...
๐ฐ Current Eventsโญ Pop Culture & CelebritiesOpinion / Hot Take
โ How many dates should a man wait before expecting a home-cooked meal?
๐ฌ You know, he can honestly get that on a third date. Because people like the Russians who like intimacy with like, you know, sex on a third date. But you can get like a home-cooked meal on the third date for real. Yeah.
๐ค AI & Tech๐ Relationships & Dating๐ Food & CookoutsOpinion / Hot Take
โ What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
๐ฌ A husband, his qualities are way different than a boyfriend. A husband, of course, is like on a different caliber than a boyfriend. I feel like his intellect is different.
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[0.7s]SPEAKER_01:Testing one, two, three real niggas only. We are here. We are here live. Alright, how you doing back there, Ms. Adriana?
[7.3s]SPEAKER_00:I'm doing good.
[8.5s]SPEAKER_01:Alright, that's good. I'm about to get a lot of energy into this. Alright, don't be shocked too much, okay? Okay. Alright, here we go. What's good, everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with Ms. Lady, Ms. Ma'am, Ms. Adriana. We ain't here to do the show. You ready, Ms. Adriana?
[23.1s]SPEAKER_00:I'm ready.
[23.9s]SPEAKER_01:Alright, that's a qualified question before we start doing the survey. Question number one, are you a baddie?
[28.6s]SPEAKER_00:It is.
[30.4s]SPEAKER_01:Boom. Are you Christian?
[34.7s]SPEAKER_00:I grew up under Christian values, but I do believe in God, but as far as religion, I'm still exploring that. Okay. Yeah.
[44.9s]SPEAKER_01:I definitely invite you to check out Islam. Salam alaikum. Alright. And are you single? Oh, yeah. Let's get into this. Let's dance. Alright, name something a parent would say before whooping their child. What I tell you. What I tell you is solid. Fill in the blank. You're in the barbershop chair. You're in the hair salon. You need your hair done. The last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say is... Yeah. Get you with that damn. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media.
[89.4s]SPEAKER_00:On my social media account, like any of them? Yeah. You know, I'm pretty... I have the corm when it comes to social media, so nothing too crazy for real. Okay.
[104.3s]SPEAKER_01:Name the top reason men get married.
[108.2s]SPEAKER_00:Business, but genuine love, business, but that's just awesome.
[116.1s]SPEAKER_01:Let's see what else we got. Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the part.
[121.8s]SPEAKER_00:Baby. Baby oil.
[123.8s]SPEAKER_01:Bring the baby oil.
[125.8s]SPEAKER_00:That is bold as hell. Not with that. No. That is bold.
[130.9s]SPEAKER_01:Where's the best place to find a spouse?
[134.2s]SPEAKER_00:The best place to find a spouse. I guess like at a... At a function. Somewhere at like an event, like a speed easy or somewhere. Somewhere chill. A chill event? Yeah. Or whatever type of ambiance you went to.
[154.6s]SPEAKER_01:I think that. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player?
[161.7s]SPEAKER_00:He gonna be something else, or they gonna be something else.
[167.3s]SPEAKER_01:What's the worst hood in Atlanta?
[170.2s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, I'm not even from here, but the worst hood in Atlanta is... For what I be hearing, I want to say out there, off of Old National.
[181.9s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[182.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I be hearing about that area. And then it's the, you got... You know, every part got its hood to it. Well, not every part, but you know... I just go out with that. Okay. Yeah.
[194.2s]SPEAKER_01:That's a hard answer. What does a man have to do to get Destiny's child catered to you treatment?
[202.1s]SPEAKER_00:What does he has to do? I guess he gotta align with... I guess he gotta have like... That's a good question. He's gotta be worth it.
[222.2s]SPEAKER_01:How does he prove he's worth it?
[223.8s]SPEAKER_00:How does he prove that he's worth it? Oh... His actions, like he gotta... He gotta... His actions gotta like... You know, he's gotta match that energy and... You know... It's like a mutual thing anyway, but... He just gotta like match that energy. Yeah.
[252.8s]SPEAKER_01:All right, you had a Waffle House. Your fight breaks out. What do you do next?
[258.8s]SPEAKER_00:I'm gonna get the hell out. I'm gonna leave some money for my bill. Hopefully I got cash. I ain't got time to wait around if I got a car. But I'm gonna get the hell on. You know...
[270.2s]SPEAKER_01:What's the worst Halloween costume?
[273.7s]SPEAKER_00:Oh... The worst Halloween costume would have to be... A fucking... Oh... What's that? Who is that off of Halloween? With Jamie Lee Curtis. Who that? Oh... Is that... Is that Freddy... No, that's not Freddy Krueger, is it? Chucky? No, that's not Chucky either. Jason? Jason is one of them. Also Scream. It's a variety of them. That just be like... If I see that, I'll be creepy.
[307.0s]SPEAKER_01:It's like the scary movie clan. Hmm. As soon as anyone's in a scary movie, you're like... Yeah, all of them. Just stop them.
[314.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Okay. Okay.
[317.8s]SPEAKER_01:What's the worst... Oh, no. I tripped. So, Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are either going down, have gone down, or they're about to go down. My question to you is, who's next?
[330.0s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, it's... You know, I don't idolize anyone. Like, I don't put anything past anybody. So, you know, I... I don't know. I do have my speculations, but I...
[346.9s]SPEAKER_01:Who's the first speculation that comes to mind?
[348.9s]SPEAKER_00:The first speculation that comes to mind... I don't want to say it. They saying Hov next.
[361.4s]SPEAKER_01:They saying Hov is next.
[363.0s]SPEAKER_00:They saying he next. And you know, like I said, I don't idolize anybody, but like, growing up and stuff... Growing up, listening to Jay-Z and, you know, his music has such an impact to the community and, you know, people kind of looked up to him. But, you know, like I said, I don't put nothing past anybody. But that would have to be my answer. I hope that's not the case. But, you know, people be digging up some stuff on you for real.
[397.1s]SPEAKER_01:They do. Tell me, how many dates until a man should expect a home-cooked meal?
[405.2s]SPEAKER_00:You know, he can honestly get that on a third date. Because people like the Russians who like intimacy with like, you know, sex on a third date. But you can get like a home-cooked meal on the third date for real. Yeah.
[423.2s]SPEAKER_01:Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
[427.1s]SPEAKER_00:A husband, his qualities are way different than a boyfriend. A husband, of course, is like on a different caliber than a boyfriend. I feel like his intellect is different.
[466.4s]SPEAKER_01:Why do men need women? I feel that. I feel that. What is the number one thing a Karen does? Call the police. I love calling the police. Yeah, I haven't called them enough. Why do women need men? What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
[577.2s]SPEAKER_00:Big bet, big bet.
[598.1s]SPEAKER_01:So, what would you say is the number one aspect? Like, I'd pick on one, like that's the biggest difference. Yeah, that's the biggest difference between wife and girlfriend. Ain't nothing wrong with it. Ain't nothing wrong with it at all. The wife is on a certain caliber. Okay, okay, okay. I get that. I get that. What would be the first problem to come up if all the women in the world disappeared? So the power has been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next?
[696.7s]SPEAKER_00:Like, or the power, like, you could, like, power them. But if it's like, I don't know, you start to grab stuff like that.
[711.3s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. You watch football right there? Oh, we got to end this one right here. Oh, last question. What's something that people pretend to like? Y'all don't really like this thing. I feel you. I feel you. Alright, let's go to the next one.