PXL_20250719_035750659 — Barkley Corpus

[0.0s] SPEAKER_00: Alright, what's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with the folks. Say what's up, folks. Hey, hey, hey, what's up? Alright, let me get y'all names. What's the names? Stephanie Lopez. Stephanie Lopez, and? And this is your boy Big Fly aka Deontay. Alright, socials?

[18.4s] SPEAKER_01: Solutions with Steph D. And my social is I am FLY underscore. You say FLY? I am Fly underscore.

[29.3s] SPEAKER_00: I love it. Alright. Well, they call me Uncle Les. Alright, so look everybody, these two lovely people have decided to help do the survey. We're trying to understand what the streets are talking about, what people believe about a couple of things, and just get through it, alright? Every question or every statement I get from y'all to give me a response to is your opinion. There's no right or wrong answers. Are y'all ready? Yes. Alright, let's do this, beautiful people. Number one, name something that a parent says before whooping their child.

[60.7s] SPEAKER_01: Name something a parent says before whooping their child. Well, shit, back in my day, they told us they're going to whoop our ass before they whoop us. I'm about to whoop your ass. Ms. Stephanie?

[73.4s] SPEAKER_00: You know, when I got whooped, they just didn't say anything. They just started hitting me, so I didn't really get a warning. Yeah. So silence. Yeah. It was coming at you.

[84.9s] SPEAKER_01: My people either say they're going to whoop your ass or they're going to tell you to go outside and take this bitch off the tree. I'm from that old school, old school whoop your ass era, you know, the 80s, early 90s. I understand that, I understand that.

[103.2s] SPEAKER_00: Alright, you're inside the barbershop, you're inside the hair salon, you're getting your hair done. The last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say is, that's a bad one, you don't want to hear that one.

[120.8s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for sure. You don't want your barber to say, damn, or bruh, you know, get quiet. You know how they get quiet and they say, man, or bruh, let me, yeah, one of those types of situations. Let's change the hairstyle real quick.

[140.9s] SPEAKER_00: They're like, no, no, no, no, no, what you done did? Alright, name something that you would never want your kids to see on your social media. I never want my kids to see on my social media. The one time I went to Miami and had a whole bottle of Don Julio and I was acting a foolio.

[172.3s] SPEAKER_01: I'll say that was, it'll be my prime. That was when I was living out of the country. This was going to, yeah, this is definitely going to Facebook era for sure. I don't even think Instagram was even around one time. It's like the whole Facebook era. Yeah, those are the good old days. That was my prime. Yeah, I will avoid that at all costs.

[203.9s] SPEAKER_00: Name something, oh no, name the top reason that men get married.

[223.2s] SPEAKER_01: I hope to say that they're doing it because they love the woman. But majority, I would say in the situation is the woman got pregnant. The principal is only right to marry one of those two.

[249.3s] SPEAKER_00: I would say morals and financial stability. And, you know, I feel like statistically, you know, if you come from a married household, most likely you're going to be encouraged to get married later on in life. You know, because that's, you know. That's a good answer. All right, this one's a little bit wilder. Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. No Diddy. He would probably ask me.

[281.5s] SPEAKER_01: I don't got no baby boy.

[282.6s] SPEAKER_00: He would probably ask me to bring a double strap.

[287.4s] SPEAKER_01: It would be no Diddy in.

[295.2s] SPEAKER_00: Fair answers. Probably some like electrifying nipple clips or something. Oh, wow. Oh, God. He's like, let's get freaky freaky. Some handcuffs, some whips, some blindfolds.

[310.4s] SPEAKER_01: I'm sure all of the above of what she just said. All of the above.

[314.4s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.

[316.3s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know. I think I'll be going the opposite direction. You know how like when you come from the hood, you know how like when you're in a hood or you're in your little area or whatever and you see the cats always very observative. Yeah. And they always looking around and right before some shit kick off, they always like, well, you know what, man, you have a good day. I'm about to blow this joint off. You know what I'm saying? See, it's about to happen. And then right before they dip off or whatever, that's when some crazy shit kick off. I'm one of them. That's me. Understood.

[352.0s] SPEAKER_00: Best place to find a spouse. Definitely not online. Definitely not in church anymore. Peace out. Hey, they're wilding out in church. They're wilding out in church. Oh, yeah. A guy that I was going to church with, we were engaged and he almost killed me. They're crazy. Literally like almost killed me. Like real story. And then he was still legally married to another woman while he proposed to me in front of everyone at the Cowboy Stadium. Oh, damn. I can write a book and a story and a movie about it.

[400.4s] SPEAKER_01: Definitely not online. Definitely not in church.

[403.5s] SPEAKER_00: I say organically is the best way. Organically like at a function? I'm in public. Somebody shoots their shot. Something public.

[414.6s] SPEAKER_01: Something like, you know, like, like a run club or gym. Something positive. Something positive.

[422.8s] SPEAKER_00: Something healthy.

[424.1s] SPEAKER_01: A positive, healthy public event. I don't even want to say health like that. In a sense, because it doesn't necessarily got to be healthy. But in a neutral, positive environment.

[435.9s] SPEAKER_00: OK. I can dig that. I can dig that. Something that helps you evolve because if it's not growing, it's dying. What does a man have to... Oh, I forgot to ask qualified questions. Ma'am, are you a baddie? Am I a baddie? I don't know. I don't like to use these social media terms to describe myself. That's totally fine. You can say no to that. I would say to society standards, I'm a baddie, but I don't identify myself as a baddie. Understood. I get that one. Are you single? I'm single. Are you single, sir? Yes. All right. Are you Christian?

[479.7s] SPEAKER_01: I grew up in a Christian household.

[481.3s] SPEAKER_00: OK. Yes. OK.

[483.6s] SPEAKER_01: I grew up in, honestly, I grew up in just a religious household overall. Part of my family, my dad's side was somewhat Catholic. Part of my family, my mom's side was Baptist and Christian. So I just grew up overall religiously. OK. OK. I get it.

[505.4s] SPEAKER_00: All right. Back to the questions. What does a man have to do to get Destiny's Child catered to you treatment?

[518.5s] SPEAKER_01: I mean, sadly, many cases in today's society pay for everything. If they're paying for everything, most women probably would give them Destiny's Child or Destiny's Child. But I would like to say that if a man is just authentically a great person, typically when you're a great person or you're a great individual, you attract what you, that's what they say. If you're a great person, you should.

[575.7s] SPEAKER_00: What do you got, Ms. Losage? I disagree. I've had, you know, situations where women have paid for everything. It doesn't change my behavior because I'm not a fake person. So if I want to cater to you, I have to be attracted to you. First, I have to be attracted to you mentally. We have to be able to have intellectual conversations. I have to understand what your love language is. You know, some people aren't really physically affectionate. Some people, you know, everyone, everyone's love language is different. And I think, you know, in general, women tend to be more nurturing. But I don't think it really has to do with finances because a guy can pay for everything for me and I'm not going to cater to you.

[626.7s] SPEAKER_01: Okay.

[627.7s] SPEAKER_00: I got one last question. I got one last question. Name something that people pretend to like. Themselves.

[635.9s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for sure. Hands down. A lot of people pretend that they like it.

[641.0s] SPEAKER_00: All right. Well, ladies and gents, I appreciate y'all. Thank y'all so much. All right. I think we already got socials in the beginning, right? Follow me solutions with Steph D on Instagram. Bow. Blam. And if y'all could do me a favor, can someone pull out their phone? I want y'all to follow the page on YouTube. You got it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're following everybody. On YouTube, it's two, one, two, the numbers. Oh, wait. On YouTube? Yep. We're on YouTube. Yep. Two, one, two. Like the numbers? Yep. The numbers. Then T-H-A-B-E-A-T. So it's two, one, two, the beat.

[678.3s] SPEAKER_01: Two, one, two, the beat.

[679.6s] SPEAKER_00: Yep. All one word. Through the beat. No spaces. No spaces.

[687.7s] SPEAKER_01: There'll be no videos there.

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