[1.2s]SPEAKER_00:There we go, let me turn that up just a little bit. Perfect. What's good, everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my main man, Jack. Say what's up, Jack.
[9.7s]SPEAKER_01:What's up?
[10.7s]SPEAKER_00:What up? What up? So look, everybody, Jack's agreed to help us with the survey. We're trying to understand what's happening here in the shitty of Atlanta and its surrounding parts. So let's get to it, my man. You ready?
[22.4s]SPEAKER_01:Yep.
[23.0s]SPEAKER_00:All right. Everything I ask you or ask you to give me an answer for is your opinion. I don't care what no one else is thinking about, I just want to know what you're thinking. All right. So name something that a parent says before whipping their child.
[40.1s]SPEAKER_01:Is there a time limit on that?
[42.5s]SPEAKER_00:I mean, just the more questions we get, the better.
[45.7s]SPEAKER_01:Let me pass on that.
[51.6s]SPEAKER_00:All right. Name something. Oh, sorry. You're inside, you're inside the barbershop, you're getting your hair cut. The last thing you want to hear your barber say is, yep, name something that you would never want your kids to see on your social media page. Sex hate? Sex tape's a good one. What's the top reason that men get married? To have a family. Good point, good point. Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.
[87.6s]SPEAKER_01:Baby oil? That's got to be a hundred on the family for you to answer.
[91.3s]SPEAKER_00:It probably is going to get to that point. Actually, no, it won't be. You'd be surprised at some of the answers I get for that one. Best place to find a spouse?
[105.5s]SPEAKER_01:Mine is through work, but I would say some sort of social club. Okay, okay.
[112.6s]SPEAKER_00:Let's see what else we got here. Oh, what's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player?
[122.9s]SPEAKER_01:You're messing up.
[124.8s]SPEAKER_00:Facts, facts. What's the worst hood in Atlanta?
[130.5s]SPEAKER_01:I can't answer that. I don't have the answer to that.
[132.9s]SPEAKER_00:No problem. What does a man have to do to get catered to you treatment? Provide. Sounds good to me. You're at a Waffle House and a fight breaks out. What do you do next?
[147.0s]SPEAKER_01:Buy my own business.
[150.7s]SPEAKER_00:What's the worst Halloween costume?
[154.8s]SPEAKER_01:Probably a nurse. A little slutty nurse? Just basic, yeah.
[160.1s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. On a rich home. So, Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are going down, have gone down, or they're about to go down. But my question to you is forget all of them. Who's next? So, tell me, how many dates until a man should expect a home-cooked meal from a young lady? Five. Five. Sounds good. Name the biggest difference between a husband and a boyfriend.
[207.3s]SPEAKER_01:I would say that the husband is the stuff that doesn't need to be said.
[215.2s]SPEAKER_00:Why do men need women?
[219.0s]SPEAKER_01:Balance each other out.
[222.5s]SPEAKER_00:What is the number one thing that a caring does? Complain. Yeah. Why do women need men?
[230.7s]SPEAKER_01:I mean, I think I have to say balance each other out if I said it to the other question.
[235.6s]SPEAKER_00:Fair enough. Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend.
[245.4s]SPEAKER_01:Home is the home.
[251.2s]SPEAKER_00:If all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into?
[256.0s]SPEAKER_01:Fighting each other.
[257.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yep. The power has been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next?
[266.8s]SPEAKER_01:Stock up.
[268.1s]SPEAKER_00:Stock up. Name something you wish men understood about women.
[279.1s]SPEAKER_01:I get in trouble with hormones, maybe.
[281.2s]SPEAKER_00:Hormones. That's a pretty good one. Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl. Because our favorite team is?
[292.2s]SPEAKER_01:I hate the Titans. The Titans are my least favorite team. So I'm saying Titans.
[295.5s]SPEAKER_00:Wow. Are you into football?
[296.9s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I'm a Jags fan.
[298.2s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, I got to ask you some other questions. All right. Name something that people pretend to like.