💬 For Russell Wilson. Dang. I love Russell. But he ain't doing shit. But getting money. No, Kirk Cousins. Because he damn sure ain't doing nothing and getting money. He's doing absolutely nothing. Y'all paid him and didn't want him.
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❓ If you could replace Taylor Swift with any other woman, who would you replace her with?
💬 I don't know. I feel like it'd be cool to shake it up and put a black woman, but it doesn't matter who it is anyway, except Cardi B, not Cardi B. Not Cardi B. Every chick except Cardi B because that's not her place. It's not her place. And it's not the Patriot way. Yeah, he says it's not the Patriot way.
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💬 You can't really ever give it to a running back because they don't allow them to really break records and stuff. They got to sit them down, especially if it's a playoff team. That ain't me. It's going to be a quarterback for sure. I'd say Hertz again. Okay. Give it to Hertz. Lamar already got here. And he should have got this one. Right. And I don't care what nobody said.
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❓ Do you think C.J. Stroud will come back and beat Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs?
💬 I'd save it in the Texans if I had to pick one. I don't like stereotypical answers. I feel like most people would be like, well, Bills or Bravens. Nah. Just throw a wild card and put the Texans in there.
❓ Do you have any social media accounts you would like to shout out?
💬 Oh, hell yeah. So, I make T-shirts, graphic T-shirts. Oh, words. So, me and my girlfriend, we have a brand called Idle Waves. Okay. And so, yeah, I just make cool ass T-shirts and shit.
[5.3s]SPEAKER_01:What's good everybody? This is your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my main man, Bo. Say what's up, player.
[9.7s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[10.8s]SPEAKER_01:There we go, there we go. All right, y'all. So my man, me and him, we're about to talk about some football. Let's get into it. All right, you ready? Yeah. So question number one, my man, do you play fancy football or football fire?
[23.8s]SPEAKER_00:Uh, I have.
[25.2s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. Playing in the league this year?
[28.2s]SPEAKER_00:Unfortunately. You said you are? Yeah. Unfortunately? Yeah. I retired for like two years, but my friend talked me back into it.
[36.1s]SPEAKER_01:Ah, you're returning this year? Yeah. I got you, I got you, I got you. All right, so here we go. How many wins will Atlanta get this year? Atlanta fouls? Seven. Seven? Seven. Best word to describe last year's Super Bowl?
[52.3s]SPEAKER_00:Blowout.
[53.5s]SPEAKER_01:Back. Why did Shadour Sanders fall on the draft? Because he's black. He's black and he's confident. They don't like that. They don't. Black SEC, best SEC football team? Alabama. Best running back in the league not named Saquon or Derrick Henry?
[78.2s]SPEAKER_00:Uh, what is the dude from Detroit?
[82.1s]SPEAKER_01:Jameer Gibbs. Gibbs. Gibbs is special. Gibbs is nice. Still in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is? Packers.
[92.9s]SPEAKER_00:Packers? I'm from Illinois.
[95.6s]SPEAKER_01:Okay, I was about to say, you're like a Bears fan? Yeah. Okay, there we go. There we go. All right. Most overpaid player in the league is?
[104.8s]SPEAKER_00:For Russell Wilson. Dang. I love Russell. But he ain't doing shit. But getting money. No, Kirk Cousins. Because he damn sure ain't doing nothing and getting money. He's doing absolutely nothing. Y'all paid him and didn't want him.
[123.4s]SPEAKER_01:Why is the NFL ranked Jalen Hurts as a top five QB?
[129.4s]SPEAKER_00:Because he too real for them. Like, he playing how he need to and not how they expect him to because he's black. So he's got to run. But now I'm a pocket passer. What you got to say now? Who's got the best defense in the league?
[152.7s]SPEAKER_01:Speaks for itself. Hell of a game. Who has the worst fan base in football? Fucking Philly. They're degenerates.
[162.7s]SPEAKER_00:I would never go to a Philly game.
[165.1s]SPEAKER_01:My homie an Eagles fan. He ain't as bad as them, but it don't get no better. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player?
[180.4s]SPEAKER_00:Get your ass over here.
[182.0s]SPEAKER_01:Thanks. Why hasn't Lamar Jackson won a Super Bowl?
[190.1s]SPEAKER_00:Because of Lamar Jackson. He fumbled. Darn interceptions. That's it. Yeah, you. Only him. Dang. Why hasn't Josh Allen won a Super Bowl? He don't got nobody around him for real. Nobody who he really needed.
[215.9s]SPEAKER_01:Name something Atlanta is better at their football.
[219.1s]SPEAKER_00:Chicken wings.
[220.6s]SPEAKER_01:Chicken wings? Yeah. Why aren't the Eagles going to have a Super Bowl hangover?
[227.3s]SPEAKER_00:Because they got a system. Success leaves clues. Don't fix this shit.
[235.9s]SPEAKER_01:It's the best defense I've gotten so far. You can't see how they messed it up. That's the problem.
[242.2s]SPEAKER_00:It's like you can get the same playbook to all the other 31 teams and they still ain't going to run it like I feel like.
[252.5s]SPEAKER_01:I think this year, every game against Philly just don't look worse and worse as the year goes on. It's like y'all going to think that y'all can beat these niggas. Y'all can win a game or two, but the issue is we play a lot of averages games and we're pretty sure we're going to win enough to get all the way there. And then on top of that, you have enough players that are like, if I need to be like that, I'm like that. And that's the issue.
[285.9s]SPEAKER_00:They just they have the makings of a dynasty. Yeah. And if it comes to be multiples, like I don't mind seeing it a couple years in a row, but I'm not trying to see you every year. I don't care how good you are. I need an upset story.
[301.7s]SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah, you got to. Yeah. But I really do think they got the makings like he was talking about the Chiefs trying to make the 3P this year. I personally thought like, you know, that's crazy to get it off. It would be dope to see it. And then I'd be like, okay, having my homes to go, leave it alone. But I didn't think the team was truly like that. Yeah. I thought they were fraudulent.
[323.2s]SPEAKER_00:That's me. But this Eagles team, I'm like, nah, this really might be a 3P team. I think it's kind of the same. It's iron sharpening iron type of thing because they both have a good system.
[337.9s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
[338.5s]SPEAKER_00:Like it's whatever that Belichick shit is, stuff that people don't expect, but also just really good game planning and it works. No matter who it is, it works.
[355.7s]SPEAKER_01:Let's see how it plays out. All right. How do you know you're a fan of a team?
[361.7s]SPEAKER_00:Consistency. You watch them. You like players. There's certain things you enjoy. Or you talk about them, I guess.
[371.7s]SPEAKER_01:Who's the best NFL team? All around.
[388.0s]SPEAKER_00:I don't want to say the typical answer of Philly, but on paper, Baltimore is amazing. Facts. What else? I mean, shit, it's them underdog teams. Even though they sound good on paper, they don't mesh well. Like I feel like the Raiders could probably be remotely okay, but they probably won't be for Chicago. Chicago looks good. Chicago looks crazy right now. They look good on paper, but we don't know what's going on and we have no idea until at least week six. Very true.
[428.6s]SPEAKER_01:So if there was a team, obviously there's a player. Like we're talking about fantasy for a second.
[436.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[437.8s]SPEAKER_01:The biggest wild card to me in the league right now is Caleb Williams. Caleb Williams might have the craziest sophomore season we've ever seen this year with what he has to play with. His receiver core, people sleeping on it. I'm like, yo, that might be the best unit in the league. Low key. For like a young unit. I'm like, literally the best one. I'm saying like of like the younger crews, like, hey, this group right here could turn into something that's really special. That Brown's offense is pretty wild and it's slept on.
[474.9s]SPEAKER_00:But we'll see. I see it. I think their names are a lot louder than them right now. Like EJ Moore, Roman Madunze, and then you got Lucidberg, and those are all very three own names and we haven't really seen two crazy stuff out of them. So it sounds great up until about week six.
[497.1s]SPEAKER_01:And you know, I think it's what's going to come down to. I definitely agree with that. Last year, I don't blame them. I'm like, the offensive line was trash.
[504.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, it was bad, but he also hit that ball too. Yeah. That's the tough pill that you got to swallow. Like he definitely back there patting the ball.
[514.7s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, he did not get. The game was too fast for him, and then he was forced to play it fast, too. I was like, you're not the same, the same. This ain't how you wanted to play it.
[526.6s]SPEAKER_00:I feel like his confidence goes. I'd rather you get sacked a bunch of times and you throw a bunch of interceptions because you being sacked just means you're not developing a play enough. You throwing interceptions means you're going to probably scale it down some. You're not going to take that bomb when you got an underneath throw. Yeah. He's third and 10, and you're trying to get a first down, but you're too scared because he's throwing interceptions every time.
[551.3s]SPEAKER_01:He's not ruined or anything.
[553.4s]SPEAKER_00:No.
[554.3s]SPEAKER_01:And I think by the end of the season, he started really figuring things out, but I was like, you got a good unit. You got a good team. You should be fine. And then you got Ben Johnson. We'll see how it plays out.
[569.6s]SPEAKER_00:If we ain't going to win, we at least going to score a back.
[573.8s]SPEAKER_01:We got to score something. All right. If you could replace Taylor Swift with any other woman, who would you replace her with?
[580.9s]SPEAKER_00:In Travis Kelsey's life?
[582.8s]SPEAKER_01:Travis Kelsey's life, but pretty much the NFL life because she pretty much became one of the most famous entities in the NFL last year and year before.
[591.5s]SPEAKER_00:I don't know. I feel like it'd be cool to shake it up and put a black woman, but it doesn't matter who it is anyway, except Cardi B, not Cardi B. Not Cardi B. Every chick except Cardi B because that's not her place. It's not her place. And it's not the Patriot way. Yeah, he says it's not the Patriot way.
[612.0s]SPEAKER_01:It's not the Patriot way. We should not have Cardi B become the new female face of the NFL. Nah.
[618.4s]SPEAKER_00:I don't mind, Taylor. Just don't show her all the time. I don't care if she's there. If it ain't nothing else to talk about, go to commercial. Hey. You do it anyway when I want to see stuff, so why not do it when I don't care to see stuff? Makes sense.
[636.1s]SPEAKER_01:If you could win... Sorry. No, no. Throw in the blanks. Chief's dynasty is blank.
[658.6s]SPEAKER_00:Um... I mean, it's fun to watch.
[661.2s]SPEAKER_01:But, yeah.
[664.0s]SPEAKER_00:Chief's dynasty is fun to watch.
[666.4s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. Okay. Who will win the MVP this year?
[679.3s]SPEAKER_00:You can't really ever give it to a running back because they don't allow them to really break records and stuff. They got to sit them down, especially if it's a playoff team. That ain't me. It's going to be a quarterback for sure. I'd say Hertz again. Okay. Give it to Hertz. Lamar already got here. And he should have got this one. Right. And I don't care what nobody said.
[712.4s]SPEAKER_01:Ugh.
[714.0s]SPEAKER_00:You gave it to him when he didn't have the stats and he gave you the stats and you didn't give it to him.
[718.5s]SPEAKER_01:Come on, man. Yes, sir. All because you want to be nice to... I'm like, look, this is a multimillionaire. He don't need to be nice to him.
[728.2s]SPEAKER_00:The only thing he wanted was a contract. He don't want no award. It ain't valuable.
[732.9s]SPEAKER_01:Give him the money. That's fine. But Lamar was the best player in the league last year. It wasn't close. Yes.
[741.5s]SPEAKER_00:Best rookie last year. Darby Gibbs.
[754.0s]SPEAKER_01:I don't think Gibbs was a rookie last year.
[755.8s]SPEAKER_00:You don't think?
[756.3s]SPEAKER_01:That was the second year.
[762.3s]SPEAKER_00:I don't think a whole rookie was. Outside. Like, skill position-wise. Because the quarterback... Daniels. Jaden Daniels.
[775.6s]SPEAKER_01:Jaden Daniels was a bit special last year.
[777.7s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I'm mad because he looks better than Caleb. But it's just the system looks better than Caleb's. It's not that he really... I mean, he did make good plays and scrambles and shit. But he looked like everything hurt immediately after contact.
[798.9s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. He was a smaller guy than I thought he was. Yeah. But I hope this year they design... And they definitely got some more help on that line. That line was also kind of suspect.
[810.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I feel like Vaughn Miller might have an OK season. OK. We'll see. An OK for him is like five and a half sags. A couple solos. Maybe a fumble, fumble recovery. That's an OK season for him. Because he hasn't been doing anything since.
[830.4s]SPEAKER_01:He was on the Texas when he was in his prime, wasn't he?
[836.5s]SPEAKER_01:Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning and Vaughn Miller. That's what it was. I was like... Because he was a team that I was following for a minute. I'll start following Deshaun for a minute, but I'm a Peyton Manning fan. Yeah. It was Vaughn Miller. That's what it was. Because Vaughn Miller, that name used to mean something to me. I was like, yeah, no, I like this. These are all Atlanta Falcons home games. Will Atlanta beat the Commanders?
[862.3s]SPEAKER_00:No.
[863.2s]SPEAKER_01:Will Atlanta beat the Bills?
[864.8s]SPEAKER_00:No.
[865.7s]SPEAKER_01:Will Atlanta beat the Rams?
[867.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yes. OK. OK.
[870.1s]SPEAKER_01:Last question. What team is most likely to stop the Kansas City Chiefs from going to yet another AFC title game?
[887.5s]SPEAKER_00:I want to see a bounce back year from C.J. Stroud.
[891.3s]SPEAKER_01:OK. Do you think Stroud comes back and beats Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs?
[896.8s]SPEAKER_00:I'd save it in the Texans if I had to pick one. I don't like stereotypical answers. I feel like most people would be like, well, Bills or Bravens. Nah. Just throw a wild card and put the Texans in there.
[913.9s]SPEAKER_01:I don't think this is so... Maybe I'm starting to realize that I'm alone in this because most of you just don't get his answers. I think it's going to be the Bengals.
[923.1s]SPEAKER_00:I thought about it for a second, but I don't think they solved all their offensive line problems. Joe Burrow's not a fast guy, so he paid a lot of folks. I don't know if he paid the right folks. And then you're still playing with Trey Hendricks. Like, he's just a buster. Or did he sign? No, I don't believe he signed at this point.
[946.9s]SPEAKER_01:No, he's still not signing.
[948.0s]SPEAKER_00:I think he's going to practice right now. Nah.
[950.8s]SPEAKER_01:He's going to be still holding out?
[951.8s]SPEAKER_00:Uh-huh.
[952.5s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, man.
[952.9s]SPEAKER_00:If he was smart, he would.
[957.2s]SPEAKER_01:Like... The craziest part about that whole thing is I'm like, you... It'd be one thing if he was like, you know, a top 10 guy. And even then, that would be wild. But he literally, literally can argue.
[973.1s]SPEAKER_00:And frankly, I don't think there's a lot of people who can say otherwise. I'm the best in the league at what I do. 17 and a half sacks is crazy. Like, you alone... Destroy games. Just wreck games. They won't even go to your side.
[991.0s]SPEAKER_01:Because they know, hey, if he shoots the gap, we're toast.
[999.6s]SPEAKER_00:Like... And you don't want to pay him.
[1001.3s]SPEAKER_01:And you don't ride, like...
[1003.6s]SPEAKER_00:But the worst part is... Play on anybody else's money. You draft his replacement, and he won't sign. So now you have two guys at the same position. Who are both like... Who both want what they feel like they need to be compensated. The funny part about Trey to me...
[1023.3s]SPEAKER_01:I don't know his history like that. But from what I understand, he's been a pretty healthy guy, too.
[1029.2s]SPEAKER_00:There may have been an injury, but it wasn't probably for very long.
[1034.2s]SPEAKER_01:Or too serious. So now it's like... And now, on top of that analogy you've played around with, it's kind of like this. If I'm Trey, I'm like, hey, look. I'm not even looking for top dollar necessarily. No, I'm looking for it. Why I'm looking for it is four years. And a majority of it, guaranteed. Like, I don't even want you to play with me. Like, I don't need the $40,000 a year. You can give me $37,000. But $35,000 a year, that's guaranteed. Like, I don't want something crazy. Like, if I get injured, it don't matter.
[1067.2s]SPEAKER_00:I want whatever T.J. Watt gave me. And a little something, actually.
[1072.6s]SPEAKER_01:Because T.J. Watt...
[1074.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, but he also... He shows it. You can't be mad when somebody signed a contract and they can go and do it for real. And not it be just one season.
[1085.8s]SPEAKER_01:I think that... I'm surprised there's a... Well, let me say this. I think that T.J. Watt signing was the worst thing that could have happened for the Bengals. I'm like, look. I'm not saying T.J. Watt's not like that. Because T.J. Watt is like that. But now, you're right. If I'm Trey, I'm like... We're in the same division, dawg.
[1103.8s]SPEAKER_00:Same division. Same spot. I will go over there if y'all make me.
[1107.5s]SPEAKER_01:And I've been better than this dude. I've been better than T.J. Watt. And that's saying a lot. How much? Three, maybe four guys in the league can say... Can bring up that conversation. Like, hey, are you better than T.J. Watt at anything?
[1122.4s]SPEAKER_00:Honestly, I don't really know how many. It's probably smaller than that.
[1127.0s]SPEAKER_01:I think Myles Garrett can argue that it's better.
[1129.7s]SPEAKER_00:Myles is probably... In my opinion, Myles would be what you want to shoot for.
[1135.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I think Myles can say it. I think Trey can say it. I think Crosby is where a guy gets tied off at. I think Crosby is just... I think his situation has been so bad for so long... Yeah. That it doesn't look like he's as good as he actually is.
[1157.8s]SPEAKER_00:He would be better with some company. But they can't ever get him the right company.
[1163.6s]SPEAKER_01:Exactly.
[1164.0s]SPEAKER_00:But also, it's just... You're in a division with Pat Mahomes. But you'd be lucky if you beat him once and the two times you beat him. Yeah. Then you got to face him to get to the Super Bowl. But you always got to go through hell.
[1181.1s]SPEAKER_01:A hard life, man. A hard life, for real. My G, I appreciate you. Oh, wait. One last question. This is for my boy. Hey, man. Give me a stat line on Devontae Adams with you.
[1195.4s]SPEAKER_00:Let's go 102 on the reception.
[1205.8s]SPEAKER_01:Ooh.
[1207.0s]SPEAKER_00:Because Matt Stafford likes to go to the ball. Okay.
[1210.2s]SPEAKER_01:That would be the highest volume season he's had in his career.
[1213.8s]SPEAKER_00:It's been a while. He's probably going to push him. Who else is it? Puka? He's going to trust everything to Puka in the no-name tight end.
[1221.9s]SPEAKER_01:Okay.
[1223.1s]SPEAKER_00:And what, Kyron Williams? Okay. You got to throw the rock. And that's the perfect question to throw the rock. It's true.
[1229.5s]SPEAKER_01:Because I keep on making the argument with people... Actually, go ahead and finish your stat line. Finish your stat line. 100 catches. That's a lie. We're going to go 102 on the catches.
[1238.8s]SPEAKER_00:Ooh. Give him... We ain't going to go too crazy on the yards. Let's do 1100 on the yards. Okay. And let's do 12. 12 touchdowns. That's respectable.
[1263.2s]SPEAKER_01:I can beat that. Resurgence. I can see a resurgence. Oh, yeah. Now, this is me. I do think on the catches, I think you're a little high on it. I think so. I'm thinking more like... This is me. I'm thinking more like 65. I can see that. I can see that. Here's why, though. Devontae Adams has never needed volume to be productive. Yeah. But Devontae Adams also has never had a running mate.
[1298.0s]SPEAKER_00:Jordy was something. Jordy was something. Jordy was something for a minute.
[1303.4s]SPEAKER_01:He was something for a second, and he was on his way out.
[1308.8s]SPEAKER_00:I think Whatchamacallit was on the way out with Rodgers. They've been playing with Rodgers forever. That's why he played around with them so much.
[1317.4s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. All I'm saying is, he ain't never been... Devontae Adams has never clearly been the number two. Yeah. And this will be his first time being the number two, and he still has the number one skill set. Like, think about it. If you're a defense trying to prepare for them...
[1337.6s]SPEAKER_00:Who are you going to put your best guy on?
[1339.2s]SPEAKER_01:Exactly.
[1340.5s]SPEAKER_00:I'd still switch my best guy to Devontae.
[1342.7s]SPEAKER_01:I would do the same thing. I'd be like... And do the support over top for Pooper. Exactly. I'd be like, nah, we're not getting cooked by Devontae. Because Devontae's... But here's the thing. Who could show everyone last year, the end of last year, hey, double coverage, triple coverage. I'm like that. True. I'm like that. So the only times people slowed him down was when they was like, put our best guy on him and over the top. We just got to watch it.
[1368.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[1369.1s]SPEAKER_01:And my issue is, if you took away your best guy and you got double coverage on Devontae Adams, he's about to be a touchdown machine. Like, I think he's going to be averaging, like, five, six catches, 80 yards in a touchdown all year long. It's only because it's like, y'all left me on that?
[1388.6s]SPEAKER_00:Y'all left me by myself?
[1390.3s]SPEAKER_01:That was y'all plan? I know Pooper got 100 yards right now.
[1393.7s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[1394.2s]SPEAKER_01:He got 100 yards in a touchdown. I know you thought at that point, well, let's just stop Pooper. But I'm Devontae. You don't fuck around and I'm going to get a 30 yard...
[1403.8s]SPEAKER_00:That'll be tough because you'll constantly have to adjust wherever those two are at on the field. Because I'm sure they both will probably line up in the slot. They're both going to go outside. Like, it's too many options for Matt Stafford. And it's... So... And don't let that tight end actually work out. Don't let Higney step up this year. They're a bunch of no names. Hey, Higney was a little touchdown monster the other year. The last good Rams tight end was Jared Cook.
[1435.0s]SPEAKER_01:My man, I appreciate you. You got social media you want to shout you out on?
[1439.6s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, hell yeah. So, I make T-shirts, graphic T-shirts. Oh, words. So, me and my girlfriend, we have a brand called Idle Waves. Okay. And so, yeah, I just make cool ass T-shirts and shit.
[1453.7s]SPEAKER_01:Okay.
[1454.5s]SPEAKER_00:So, yeah, you can follow me. Idle Waves underscore I-D-Y-L-L-W-A-B-E-Z. Put an underscore.
[1465.1s]SPEAKER_01:We'll shout you out, my man, for sure.
[1467.3s]SPEAKER_00:Hey, I appreciate you, my G. Be easy.