โ Okay All right, that makes it now that being said I do have a survey to ask you guys Yes, nothing to ask those chaps. Okay, but I do I know it's very sad But that being said, are you guys ready to answer these questions?
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โ All right. I saw what we also did just get better That's I think that's longer than they really be thinking about legislation So they're doing pretty good All right, let's keep the focus. We are very focused right?
๐ฌ Take my response with the fact that I've never been married so, you know great assault but Some some successful couples I've seen have met at work. So that's why I'm putting that out there
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[0.1s]SPEAKER_00:All right, we're in here. Okay, so we Congress is in session Congress is in session. So I want everyone to know that we are Congress as well as formerly the Academy We're the reason that Bruno Mars got any of his Grammys but we're determining if he's gonna lose them because he's been creeping and Currently as come to Congress we are trying to determine Regulations legislation and sanitation requirements for assless chaps
[31.4s]SPEAKER_01:About the wearers of the XY chromosome persuasion versus the XX chromosome persuasion, right?
[38.8s]SPEAKER_00:Right, so that's really where our sanitation concerns come from and that makes sense because honestly that could be a matter of national security So we don't want anyone to get in trouble with that and our man's right here. He's we're gonna dissemination. No logistics Got it all covered once we get the health clearance Okay, now you said we got it all covered except for the asses
[60.6s]SPEAKER_01:Don't have those
[62.5s]SPEAKER_00:Okay All right, that makes it now that being said I do have a survey to ask you guys Yes, nothing to ask those chaps. Okay, but I do I know it's very sad But that being said, are you guys ready to answer these questions? Let's do it. These are all purely opinionated Okay, there's no right or wrong Okay, except for asses versus no ass chaps. You definitely go after there's there's a right answer. There's a right answer there If you're going to be on say if you want to be on say it's got to be So bad
[104.4s]SPEAKER_01:American black speedo and he was you know, just all that you wanted from you know, I definitely understand
[119.5s]SPEAKER_00:I get it. It's a little traumatic if you think about it All right, let's get to it Question number one name something a parent would say right before feeding their child or give them a whooping I heard this right before you picked this up a little on the nose, but I literally just heard it It is a little the nose, but We're in the doughnut shop Small child doughnuts. Yeah a whooping sound like it's around the corner. Yeah Me I said it. Ah So you were threatening me? Hey, you're gonna get it Question number two, uh You're inside of the barbershop chair or in the hair salon getting your hair done The last thing you want to hear your barber or hairdresser say is Yep, that's bad one. It's pretty bad one. All right Name something you would never ever want your kid to see on your social media page
[210.7s]SPEAKER_01:I would actually post on my social media that I would be worried about a child seeing
[232.9s]SPEAKER_00:Or just in general you're just like nobody should want their child to see that on their social media page Maybe if like somebody posted Something of me on a night that was not particular, but I wouldn't post that myself, you know It's like a tag thing
[266.2s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, the tags
[267.5s]SPEAKER_00:Tags can be dangerous I would have to say like a picture of me and like some assless chaps Like that would be pretty tragic But I would never wear them on the future society though, you know what you're right I'm a real blazer. They're gonna recognize you I can see that I can see that. Oh You know what now that I'm thinking about it we have to really revisit the legislation on this so question number four Name the top reason that men get married. It's your death They fear death Actually a fair one in a lot of ways See how death would bring up all those things it's all it helps to stay awake That's a good one, yeah, you'd be surprised at how true love I'm surprised at how often I hear that one I don't from the man from Oh, it's actually an ace thing. It's not a gender difference on that question like older than 36 37 check. No, actually I was older than 45. It's area 40s area. Not yet If they're older than 40 almost most of them say sex why you're like Making married sex. Oh my wow. Yeah, I know right You see what I'm saying, but it was funny between like 40 top part 20 Really 30 30 to 40 love is the most simple answer less than 30 Finances like it's been really weird. I got I was very It it really it really is Cuz cuz think about like how the generations move And that's how they look at relationships. Yeah, and it's a ten-year. Yeah So like only for like yo, maybe we got married sex and how their marriages were higher success rate But actually no, it's not you'd get higher than 60 for that. Yeah, but it's not scarier Well, I'm very I also wonder though are people being cynical or are they answering how they would answer themselves? I think they're being honest, but that's I think you're asking the question. So yeah
[471.7s]SPEAKER_01:Unless you're
[476.5s]SPEAKER_00:That's more appealing And you know what's funny I definitely look at those answers a little bit more of like a Cuz someone's in the car. You have to kind of you know might You see them, you know but This next question. I think everyone's a little more honest about Name something that did he would ask you to bring to the party. Oh Well, I think your answer not that I would go Congress as part of the assless chaps initiative we Totally agree with that actually
[543.6s]SPEAKER_01:You know do you stigmatize the usage of blue among the general population, you know great great option, but yeah those finance
[553.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah Yeah, no more duty freak-offs Lou is Lou Levels should be increased and assless chaps Should be regulated. I get it. I get it Really we're better than Trump administration as a whole That is very low-hanging Low stakes. All right. I saw what we also did just get better That's I think that's longer than they really be thinking about legislation So they're doing pretty good All right, let's keep the focus. We are very focused right? Yeah. All right, so we just asked Oh Best place to find a spouse Easiest question
[637.4s]SPEAKER_01:Take my response with the fact that I've never been married so, you know great assault but Some some successful couples I've seen have met at work. So that's why I'm putting that out there
[649.1s]SPEAKER_00:Take that response with I have been married So let's just let's just have that answer Okay, okay, yeah like working you can find it I'm not saying it's gonna work but And there were there were more marriages than one from that place of employment, so There you go. All right now What's something that people? Pretend to like getting up early, you know, you may be shocked at this but currently that is the top answer Yeah Yeah. All right. I like that. I like that. I like that Okay
[723.5s]SPEAKER_01:Worst Halloween costume sexy, which there's no effort there And a pair of lingerie zero to ten sexy other things is fine, but sexy which boring I am alive
[751.7s]SPEAKER_00:I'll go ahead. Give me an answer. No, I don't
[768.0s]SPEAKER_01:You know, these are these are all sexy costumes that can happen sexy, which is low effort catwoman, you know, always
[781.4s]SPEAKER_00:That one always upset me cowboy with assless chaps
[788.1s]SPEAKER_01:At least you perform the appropriate hygiene you upgraded
[793.5s]SPEAKER_00:Said hey, I'm gonna be But everyone else just put the tail on you said no no tail no ass No pointy hat just assless chaps, right? It rhymes if you think about it But that being said we're almost to the end of this ride but Will you guys follow my page Awesome if you guys actually look in the back of the chairs, there's actually a scan code in one of them But there is one in the back of this one Awesome scan code and then boom it's there. This is where you guys live Yo, please take down my number because anytime you guys need a ride and you guys don't want to be with the rest of these whack I will by all means You know what happened? What happened scheduled arrived for 415 to get down here that I'm texting The driver like we are late, but we will be down. Okay, where you want me to pick you up? I said you're in the right place. I see you you're right there Great. Okay One more text. Hey, we are running. We are coming down right now. She cancels We were just coming out Who's ready to take on my number I'm serious like you guys get ready 992 131 said They call me uncle You guys have any social media or anything you want me to shout out when you do this video Thank you guys, this has been a highlight of my night for sure I will