PXL_20250720_053855901 — Barkley Corpus

[1.2s] SPEAKER_00: What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my main man Dylan. Say what's up Dylan. What's going on guys? All right as you can see he's obviously ready to party. Look at the fit. All right so let's talk about some football man. First question, do you play fantasy? I do. All right currently? I do. Wonderful. All right my man let me ask some questions. Let's get to it. How many wins will Atlanta Falcons get this year? I think you're all looking at like a seven to ten season. Seven to ten season? All right best word to describe

[30.3s] SPEAKER_01: last year's Super Bowl. Hilarious on watching the Chiefs get built to ass. I'm a Ravens fan so ah fuck the Chiefs. Great team. Why did Shadour Sanders fall in the draft? I think honestly it was probably more so the quarterback situation from going on from a bunch of teams could be that. But I honestly am rooting for Shadour to do well for Cleveland. I kind of hope he wins the starting jobs for him. Likewise. Likewise. Best SEC football team? Oh I have to say

[73.6s] SPEAKER_00: Georgia. Georgia? Yeah. All right best running back in the NFL not named Saquon or Derrick Henry?

[80.1s] SPEAKER_01: Oh shit that's actually a good question right there. I'll say if you could say healthy. This is just me being a bias Ravens fan. Gus Edwards. Oh wow. Yeah if he could say healthy he was dangerous before he broke his knee. Yeah. It was rookie season. He really was. I feel like coming back full strength he should be pretty explosive. Okay. Especially with having Derrick Henry as RB

[107.7s] SPEAKER_00: one. I actually dig that answer a lot. Appreciate it. All right. Oh that Gallardo not the Lambo. Shit. That sucks. They going to jail. Yeah you have no excuse. All right fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is? Fucking Pittsburgh Steelers. Goddamn 47. The most overpaid player in the league is? It's got to be A-Rod. This fucking statue ass motherfucker. Why does the NFL rank Jalen Hurts as a top 5 QB? I'd say a lot of it.

[154.7s] SPEAKER_01: Honestly this is going to be just based off of seeing how his stats are. He utilizes the push push pretty well which I mean you got to give him that. The offensive coordinator knows when to call to play right. And also having Saquon right there really utilizes that one two punch and sense. I get it. That's defensively. Oh my bias. Me being a bias Ravens fan. I'd say Baltimore.

[187.6s] SPEAKER_00: Hey man I don't think that's me in that bias. I don't think that's me in that bias man. Especially this year?

[191.7s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah you got Jair Alexander. That's a pretty wild upgrade. Yeah him replacing Brandon Stevens and you still got Humphreys back there. Yeah Humphrey as long as Humphrey can stay healthy.

[204.3s] SPEAKER_00: Nate Wiggins. And Hamilton's back there too. Okay him. It's gonna be dangerous. It'll be bad. Especially

[211.9s] SPEAKER_01: Marcus Williams gone. Brandon Stevens has gone two liabilities in the secondary from last season. Because if you say this as more so a Ravens fan. You watched the divisional game from last season. A lot of those deep passes were towards the wide receiver that Brandon Stevens was covering.

[232.6s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah. Which thank god he is gone. So who has the worst fan base in the NFL?

[243.0s] SPEAKER_01: Are we talking about toxic level or are we? Hey man whatever you do is worse and cooler. You can get both. I would say toxic level. Definitely uh Bill's fans lately. They are they've been a little bit on the rise and they've been a little bit too cocky. Especially that bias again. That little Mickey Mouse MVP Josh Allen got. Yeah Lamar should have won. We all know it. We all know Lamar should have won that. That really that really hurt me.

[278.9s] SPEAKER_00: Why it's like how do you win you win two MVPs and then you arguably had the best regular season of your career last year and blew out his his stats from last season last season where he was the MVP here. So it's like are we what are we really talking about here people. So yeah I

[298.2s] SPEAKER_01: definitely get that. Yeah that's a little frustrating. But say also uh between uh them and um they Steelers fans are okay just them being a little toxic as as they usually are. They're

[315.5s] SPEAKER_00: also just a little delusional. They are. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would say to a player? Oh that's a good question. Talking offense, offense skill position, defense skill position are uh just in general. This is general. Oh from a coach

[336.0s] SPEAKER_01: player but also say to a bad child. I can't think of that. Okay let's go to this one. Why hasn't Lamar Jackson won a Super Bowl yet? So this is just my my bias bias Ravens fan opinion. They shoot their they shoot themselves in the foot multiple times in the playoffs. They'll dominate teams in the regular season come playoffs get away from our identity. AFC championship game against the Chiefs. Oh my god I hated watching that game. Divisional game. Love Mandrews that's my boy but he he sold that errant throw by Lamar for the pick doesn't help either. I think the biggest thing biggest moments and killer was that fumble by by Andrews in the third quarter. Yeah third or fourth quarter. It it changed the energy of the game. It did because they were pounding they were certain established a little a little bit of authority on the line of scrimmage as well as just pound the rock. I honestly think Baltimore could have gotten away with gotten away with that

[407.2s] SPEAKER_00: game. I think I should have blown them out. I was the most I think I was the most upset with I'm being honest was the fact that they were giving the middle of the field for like the entire second quarter and they didn't start slicing and dicing up that defense like Lamar hasn't been able to do that with two of the best titans in the league all year long. I was very confused that whole

[432.0s] SPEAKER_01: second quarter. I agree with that. It's definitely so it's definitely a little interesting just dealing it from a Ravens fan perspective is just seeing the almost the interesting aspect of getting

[445.9s] SPEAKER_00: away from true identity. Yeah because it really is like the ideal RPO setup in that in that office. I'm like yeah it was kind of funny for me to watch Jade and Daniels and they'll do a oh yeah I can say like this to do a hack job version of it and do as well as they did in the playoffs even considering their circumstances like I understand the circumstances but it they looked they looked more like the Ravens office than the Ravens office looked like in the playoffs. I was like that's crazy especially how they dog walk Detroit. Yeah I was like this is which that was

[482.2s] SPEAKER_01: the biggest shock for me. Yeah it's just seen that but you know it's funny the way that game

[486.8s] SPEAKER_00: went was really how the Ravens-Bills game should have looked. I was expecting that more so to happen than what happened to the Ravens and the Bills. Oh yeah especially after that first drive just marching down the field with the Bateman touchdown. We're just like oh this is about to

[501.6s] SPEAKER_01: be a massacre. Oh yeah that's what I thought I was I was on the edge of my seat and unfortunately I

[507.5s] SPEAKER_00: was a Buffalo Bills fan. Buffalo Bills bar and I was the only Ravens fan there. Man. I quickly

[515.2s] SPEAKER_01: realized that. That was a hard loss. The second that they started talking about oh they started talking shit about Lamar I was like I had to defend them. I think the funniest thing was the aspect of they were trying to talk about Lamar's decision making skills and I had to defend Lamar

[535.4s] SPEAKER_00: right there. I'm like Lamar's a good decision maker. Now granted I because because you can tell that he sticks with the play. Yeah and I'm like man like you that's why I blame Harbaugh so much. I'm like Harbaugh you made some crazy choices in that last game man. So let me get let me get some of these fast ones for you real quick. Yeah hit me with it. Uh fill in the blank is fraud. You said a fraud. Yep. Same here. Thank you. Thank you. Okay who went MVP this year?

[569.8s] SPEAKER_01: MVP I gonna have to say uh I think Lamar I think Lamar's gonna get this year. MV3 is revenge tour Super Bowl chance Ravens eagles Super Bowl matchups. We're on the same

[583.1s] SPEAKER_00: page bro. All right. Ask Ravens win by two scores. Now that one's a little wild. It's a revenge tour. It's a revenge tour. MV3 just destroy everybody. Yes sir. Do what they should have done for the last three years. Yes sir. I can see that actually. That would be pretty awesome. Everybody can say healthy. It's they're the best team in the league if everyone's healthy. They're the best team in the league. All right. Best rookie last year. Um say uh the Gene Cooper. He was he was pretty solid. He did his thing plus you you call him you call it you call it a game a game killer of a pick six off of Patrick Mahal. Yeah that's

[631.0s] SPEAKER_01: that's that's as crazy as it gets. Yeah all right and also I went to the Ravens eagles game this back in December. Oh wow. Just watching him his ass play is freaking impressive. Yeah no he's

[642.4s] SPEAKER_00: different as a cornerback like no you're I'm like no you're you're special. Uh okay these are all Atlanta home games. Okay. Well Atlanta beat the commanders. Ooh wait when's that game? Like week five. I know week four. Week four. I can see it. The Bills. Week six. I think that might be a trap

[666.9s] SPEAKER_01: game for at least a Bills situation depending on who they have week five. They may let that slide

[673.9s] SPEAKER_00: but I don't think they will. I think the Bills are gonna be like no we're gonna lock up the ones because their schedule really is cakewalk. Yeah. Uh the Rams. The Rams. That's like week 15.

[686.2s] SPEAKER_01: I think y'all can pull it off. Okay. Honestly I think it's a toss-up between uh the Falcons and the Buccaneers for the NFC South. I definitely agree. Let's be realistic the Panthers ain't gonna do shit. No. Saints don't have a quarterback. Derek Carr retired. It's really the Buccaneers

[702.9s] SPEAKER_00: and the Falcons. And I think what's funny is that I think the way those teams are set up I don't think I think they're definitely the fourth seed no matter what. I don't think they're gonna move up but here's what's crazy about that. When I think about who's gonna end up in the fifth seed I'm almost like guaranteeing it's either gonna be the commanders or the Eagles so I think they're gonna walk like I think no matter what happens they're gonna walk right out of the place. I'm like if you play the Eagles or the commanders you guys are getting taxed. Yeah. But if some kind of way it wasn't the Eagles or the commanders in that fight like let's say it's like the Vikings go back again I would be like y'all don't want to see the Falcons in the playoffs. Like that it's too much of a wild card game. You don't want to see the Bucs in there because at this point whether you want to admit or not Big Show is like that now like he don't care. Honestly

[757.2s] SPEAKER_01: once you get once he gets in the big dance it's anybody's ball again. It really uh those teams

[762.4s] SPEAKER_00: like that like but I think your spot's right here actually so I'm on the left on the left so I'm gonna roll over there and I'm gonna let you out. Appreciate you. Last question my man. Oh what was I about to say? Oh what team is most likely to stop the Chiefs from yet another AFC title game

[783.4s] SPEAKER_01: appearance? Now let me look at their let me pull up their schedule. Oh they're gonna make the play I think regardless it comes down to Buffalo or Baltimore they're the two biggest teams that could could take it to them. I don't think Cincinnati because obviously their defense is a little bit suspect however their offensive is pretty decent is well not really not pretty decent pretty really pretty phenomenal yeah with Chase and T Higgins yeah however the fact that they don't have any space for anything else defense it's a little suspect so I think it's Baltimore and Buffalo come down to it. I appreciate your time brother. Appreciate your time man. You got social media you want me to send it to? Oh yeah. Throw it out for me. Get a Crawford.Dylan9 on Insta. Crawford.Dylan9?

[841.6s] SPEAKER_00: Yes sir. Alright my man. Oh yeah for sure. I appreciate you my man. Have a good night bro. Peace. Oh wait wait pull your phone out go ahead and scan that code for me and take it to the YouTube. Appreciate you. Appreciate you my guy. Have a great night. Be easy. It's on the uh left right? Yep back there that line. I try to tell you guys to go around with me but y'all don't want to listen. Y'all don't want to listen at all. A wave of motion. She she had put her butt in the window so she had put like her like her body outside the window of the car and was yelling at somebody and then when she got back in the car her hair was so long that it went down into the into the rims of the car and it started to pull her it started to pull her hair and she snatched it up out of there. I was like oh you was about to get a scalp like that was going to be really tragic to watch happen. My goodness these people are crazy out here.

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