PXL_20250725_013923040 — Barkley Corpus

[0.0s] SPEAKER_01: We are getting a peach milkshake and some waffle fries from Chick-fil-A. They just said my pleasure. So that's how fresh this milkshake is. Wait a minute. Oh, they gave me a straw. And they gave me some Polynesian sauce. Alright, we're going to try this milkshake first. Fresh out the gate. That is fire! Oh, I turned some girl's heads outside. I'm sorry. This peach milkshake is fire. My God, it's delicious. There are real peach bits in it. Oh my goodness. You know, I would have been mad at the size at first, because this is like a small. But I do not care. It is fire. It is fire. Alright. Let's try these fries. Salty and sweet.

[59.5s] SPEAKER_00: See what's happening, y'all. I don't even have salt on them. How do I make a fry with no salt? What the hell is wrong with y'all? Fail.

[79.8s] SPEAKER_01: Fail. Extra hard fail. These fries, they have no salt on them.

[87.2s] SPEAKER_00: I don't have peach fries with no salt.

[92.4s] SPEAKER_01: Maybe they're not trying to kill me. Maybe they say we're going to care. Okay, I'm going to try it with the Chick-fil-A sauce.

[100.5s] SPEAKER_00: Fantastic. Y'all love Chick-fil-A sauce.

[108.1s] SPEAKER_01: Damn, I love that. That's really good.

[111.2s] SPEAKER_00: The Chick-fil-A sauce is awesome.

[114.0s] SPEAKER_01: Alright, y'all. We're now going to go Polynesian. I remember I really, really liked Polynesian sauce back in the day.

[123.2s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah. Let's see what's going on. I have no idea. This is really good. Yes, this is going to be fat. Absolutely. Oh, Excel ride.

[146.3s] SPEAKER_01: Let's go. Okay. Now we got to check something out. We're going to now dip the French fry in the milkshake like adults do.

[162.1s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, my goodness.

[164.6s] SPEAKER_01: That is actually really good. But it's not the whole fry thing because the fries are not salty. That's the problem. That's the problem. No one puts ice on potatoes, Ryan. That's stupid.

[183.6s] SPEAKER_00: These aren't potatoes. These are French fries.

[189.1s] SPEAKER_01: Ryan, would you ever dip a peach inside some milk and eat it? Shut the hell up. You ain't never said that's fused in cream. No, I'm saying that. Actually, no, it's not a big difference. I see what you're saying. At the same time, niggas been dipping fries in milkshakes for years. Alright, man. You about to have an issue with my profit. You better chill out. Oh, triple. All right. Yeah, he just didn't touch her for a couple years. Donald Trump did. Wait a minute. Real quick. This is real clear. It's not the age. It's the law. Right?

[255.3s] SPEAKER_00: It's not the age. It's the law. Right? Wait, how young are these girls? Oh, shit. Like touching like babies.

[292.0s] SPEAKER_01: I thought it was like 16, 14. The niggas just sick or something. Like midget. Whoa. I won't. I won't lie. Oh, that niggas evil. Hey, you're trying to cover it up, Donald Trump. This is the end of America. I mean, it was already, it was already over, but makes sense. But even in Islam, you have to wait till they have their period, aren't they? You have to have the wet, you have to, man, you have to have the wet dream. And girls have to have their period.

[390.3s] SPEAKER_00: That makes sense.

[407.1s] SPEAKER_01: These fries are busting with these sauces. God damn. It actually is just really good french fries. Like it's a good base. I just wish they had salt on them. These are really good. But the longer I eat them, the more I like them.

[441.4s] SPEAKER_00: It's just, it's the right amount of crunch, right amount of salt. There is a little bit of salt on them. Okay. There's a little bit of salt.

[453.4s] SPEAKER_01: I'm starting to taste that. There's more salt than it's about. Okay. I'm starting to see what they did here. These are really good. And it gave me, I can taste that. I can taste, I can, as I'm eating, I'm realizing, yeah, like I would hate these if they were any kind of cold. Yeah. These are definitely hot fries. And I have to admit, man, I was, it's crazy to be like, yeah, I was wrong like 30 seconds ago. Because these things bang. As long as, okay, now I'm going to mix sauces. Because I did, I did like the sauce. I did like dipping it in the milkshake. But I will admit, in the sauces, way better. Way better. Okay, now let's go and do a mixed fry.

[526.7s] SPEAKER_00: My goodness. This is a fat nigga delicacy.

[535.1s] SPEAKER_01: Chick-fil-A's greatest claim to anything is that they made people believe that it was not fried chicken.

[540.7s] SPEAKER_00: And these are not french fries.

[546.3s] SPEAKER_01: It's just a chicken sandwich, a fried chicken sandwich. This is all terrible for you. I think that was me and you. We did the research on how long it took for human beings to make a chicken sandwich. Oh, nigga. I think the chicken, the first recorded chicken, fried chicken sandwich was in the 1900s. It took us millennia to come up with a fried chicken sandwich. What up? All right, second arrive.

[592.4s] SPEAKER_00: I'm in.

[593.3s] SPEAKER_01: Is it in there?

[594.1s] SPEAKER_00: Yep.

[597.5s] SPEAKER_01: Oh, you need a front seat? No problem. Give me one second. Where are you guys heading today? No problem, man. You can rotate your seat back on the right-hand side. Yeah.

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