💬 That thing is stupid. Yo, nah. I tried one on, my nigga. It's so fucking hot in there. I don't even know how people even do that. Yo, you'll pass the fuck out. That gotta be the worst one. All of them shit. All of them big balloon looking motherfucking shit. I don't see how they do that shit all day in the heat.
❓ Alright, so Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry have either been going down or gone down or they're about to go down. My question to you is who's next besides them?
💬 I ain't really into celebrity gossip and drama and all that. Okay, we accept that one.
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❓ Where we at? No explanation. What do you do next?
💬 I'm just having fun. We got a powerful three-day. We enjoyed ourselves. We had cookouts. Niggas was running garbage cans on fire. They had a light and everything. Oh, wait. Question. Social media. Oh, man. I just jumped back on social media after, what, five years.
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❓ But when you see it, you'll know. I don't know why they scan you. They scan you?
💬 Nah, it wasn't scanning, so I just took a picture of it.
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[0.0s]SPEAKER_01:Let's get it. Oh yeah, this is real clear. We real legit, you know what I'm saying? We gotta get it. So I wanted to guess, get your opinion real quick, put the phone here. Here's the theme song. I'll get the theme song. I'll grab you with it. Let's do it, everybody. It's Jibourg Plus. And I'm in the car with you folks. Hey, what's up, folks? So yeah. That's lit. I appreciate it, I appreciate it. So, we're gonna put these white lights on real quick though. Get white in the back. Here we go. Alright, my man. Oh, change the colors. White, nigga. Alright, there we go. So, let's get to it, my man. First question, my man. Are you Christian?
[58.5s]SPEAKER_00:Uh, no.
[59.7s]SPEAKER_01:Alright, are you under the age of 35? Yes. Are you single?
[64.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yes.
[64.9s]SPEAKER_01:Alright, let's get into it. Question number one, my man. Name something that a parent would say to a child before whooping them.
[72.1s]SPEAKER_00:I know you motherfucking did.
[76.2s]SPEAKER_01:Cool, cool, cool. Uh, what's the wor- Oh, you just got under your hair, right?
[81.8s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[83.2s]SPEAKER_01:What's the last thing you would've wanted your hairdresser to say to you?
[87.3s]SPEAKER_00:Like, damn, what's all this white stuff? Oh, damn. Oh. Hey, nigga, was it snowing?
[95.1s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, damn. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media.
[103.7s]SPEAKER_00:Uh, my flicks that I make.
[109.3s]SPEAKER_01:I'm gonna put that into the news category. Uh, name the top reason that men get married.
[120.2s]SPEAKER_00:Pressure.
[124.8s]SPEAKER_01:Name the, oh, name the top thing that Eddie would ask you to bring to the party.
[130.2s]SPEAKER_00:The pay view.
[138.6s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, what's the top reason, or top place to find a spouse?
[145.3s]SPEAKER_00:I would say the museum.
[151.9s]SPEAKER_01:The museum?
[152.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
[154.4s]SPEAKER_01:What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player?
[165.4s]SPEAKER_00:You'll get it next time.
[166.3s]SPEAKER_01:You know what, hearing a parent say that to a child is actually really scary. You'll get it next time. You'll be like, what the hell am I getting? What? Oh. What's the worst hood in Atlanta?
[188.0s]SPEAKER_00:I can name a past tense one. Sure. Techwood. Dang, Techwood was messed up. Yeah, you couldn't even stop at a fucking stop sign.
[198.1s]SPEAKER_01:Not even fixed it all up. Techwood was pretty bad. Alright, what does a man have to do to get catered to you treatment?
[205.2s]SPEAKER_00:Get his heart, arm, leg, big toe, and his soul.
[215.9s]SPEAKER_01:Goddamn, 47. Alright, you got a Waffle House. You got a Waffle House. Fight breaks out. What do you do then?
[224.9s]SPEAKER_00:Pulling on my phone when eating my All-Star special.
[233.2s]SPEAKER_01:What's the worst Halloween costume?
[240.0s]SPEAKER_00:That big ass dinosaur shit.
[244.9s]SPEAKER_01:Are you talking about the big ass head thing?
[247.2s]SPEAKER_00:That thing is stupid. Yo, nah. I tried one on, my nigga. It's so fucking hot in there. I don't even know how people even do that. Yo, you'll pass the fuck out. That gotta be the worst one. All of them shit. All of them big balloon looking motherfucking shit. I don't see how they do that shit all day in the heat.
[267.7s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, that's bad. Alright, so Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry have either been going down or gone down or they're about to go down. My question to you is who's next besides them?
[282.0s]SPEAKER_00:I ain't really into celebrity gossip and drama and all that. Okay, we accept that one.
[296.0s]SPEAKER_01:Tell me, how many dates until a man should expect a home cooked meal? How many dates? Oh, dates. Until a man should expect a home cooked meal.
[309.7s]SPEAKER_00:Shit, if they really bought each other shit.
[312.2s]SPEAKER_01:First date. Ain't the difference between a husband and a boyfriend.
[320.6s]SPEAKER_00:What's the difference?
[321.8s]SPEAKER_01:Yep, between a husband and a boyfriend.
[325.5s]SPEAKER_00:A husband is a provider. A boyfriend is just a toy.
[331.9s]SPEAKER_01:Why do men need women? Shit.
[339.7s]SPEAKER_00:That's how I left her in. Shit. Can't do nothing without them.
[345.7s]SPEAKER_01:Fair enough. Fair enough. Why do women need men?
[351.7s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, they'll be lost without us. Any direction? That's true. Alright. He's like, yo, I know what I said, man. Lost. That's the thing.
[365.0s]SPEAKER_01:I ain't mad at that. What's the number one thing a Karen does?
[370.4s]SPEAKER_00:Over-exaggerate and complain.
[374.8s]SPEAKER_01:Ain't the difference between a wife and a girlfriend.
[383.1s]SPEAKER_00:Honestly, they're the same fucking thing.
[386.0s]SPEAKER_01:God damn, ain't no difference.
[388.8s]SPEAKER_00:Really and truly, because nowadays, girlfriends are doing wifey things and expecting a ring already. Like, no, you shouldn't have been doing wifey shit. And then when they want the ring, no. They'll do none of that wifey shit. Until you get the ring, bitch. Right? If they really serious about getting married to that man. But other than that, do what you do. Because nowadays, females are just dick-hopping. And I ain't got time for that shit. That's what I'm saying. There's a lot of dick-hopping out here. I ain't with that whole cheating shit.
[423.6s]SPEAKER_01:I'm all about women. That's good. If all the women in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into?
[443.3s]SPEAKER_00:For women? It's like, there's gotta be one less. For real. But that shit would be bad, though. Like, horribly bad. What would the first problem be?
[457.4s]SPEAKER_01:Shit. Like, motherfuckers would just be fighting.
[460.8s]SPEAKER_00:Like, yo, where bitches at? It's like, yo, war. Because I actually seen that before. That happened at a party one time. Somebody threw it. It was just a fucking sausage fest. And niggas started fighting. Yeah. I'm like, y'all niggas ain't got no fucking idea. Fuckin' chill.
[479.3s]SPEAKER_01:Where we at? No explanation. What do you do next?
[489.8s]SPEAKER_00:I'm just having fun. We got a powerful three-day. We enjoyed ourselves. We had cookouts. Niggas was running garbage cans on fire. They had a light and everything. Oh, wait. Question. Social media. Oh, man. I just jumped back on social media after, what, five years.
[511.0s]SPEAKER_01:I wanted to shout you out or not?
[513.9s]SPEAKER_00:I don't be on that shit like that. Do me one favor.
[517.0s]SPEAKER_01:Go ahead and scan that, my man. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Because when I tell you that wasn't it. Bro. When I tell you. Oh, yeah.
[529.6s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I was on that motherfucker before you even got the show. Yeah. Me in here.
[537.1s]SPEAKER_01:I appreciate you, my man. They call me Uncle Les. You know what I'm saying? That's it. Yeah, that's the show, my man. Please, please, please tell your friends about it. But when you see it, you'll know. I don't know why they scan you. They scan you?
[562.5s]SPEAKER_00:Nah, it wasn't scanning, so I just took a picture of it.
[568.8s]SPEAKER_01:I appreciate it, big dog. All right, take it easy, man. Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure. Got some, man. This is wild. Appreciate it.