❓ Alright, alright, alright. Tell me how many dates until someone should expect a home-cooked meal. Like if you're the person taking them out on dates, how long should it be till like A?
💬 alright. Respect, respect. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. Why do
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❓ Okay. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are getting paid $200 an hour this year. Who else should be getting paid that kind of bread?
💬 Most people pretend like these shoes are the long ones because of the trees. Ain't nobody gonna be wearing that for real. That's funny. Well, all right. I appreciate you. If you
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[7.2s]SPEAKER_00:What's good everybody, it's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my favorite friend, my favorite friend. What's your name one more time? Miracle. Miracle's in the whip with us y'all and we got another ride coming up right after this. So let's get into it. So Miracle, I got some qualified questions first. You good? Yeah, I'm good. Alright, question number one, are you a baddie? Yeah. Are you Christian? Wonderful. Are you single? Are you single? Single. Alright. And do you watch NFL football? Cool, cool. Let's get into it. Name something a parent would say before whooping a child. Bet now run. Fill in the blank. You're in the hair salon, you're getting your hair done. The last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say is? Hey boo. Hey boo. They trying to be nice about it. Hey, let me tell you something.
[65.7s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, today gonna have something. Yeah. Name something you never want your kids to see
[74.3s]SPEAKER_00:on your social media. Alright, alright. Name the top reason a man gets married. If the lady got a lot of money. Alright. Name something that Diddy would bring to the, name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Makes sense. What's the best place to find a spouse? Alright. What's something a parent would say to a child, but also a coach would say to a player? Like you said, you're not a sports person. What's the worst hood he had caught in Atlanta? Irvine city hood? Alright, alright. What does a man have to do to get catered to you type thing? And a fight breaks out. What do you do next? What's the worst Halloween costume? Dress and no face, alright. So Diddy, Bar Kelly, and Tyler Perry are going down and gone down, or they're about to go down. My question to you is, who's next? Charlie. Charlie? Nicki Minaj is about to come out? Damn. Alright, alright, alright. Tell me how many dates until someone should expect a home-cooked meal. Like if you're the person taking them out on dates, how long should it be till like A? About three. Alright,
[215.1s]SPEAKER_01:alright. Respect, respect. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. Why do
[235.4s]SPEAKER_00:men need women? What's the number one thing that a Karen does? Why do women need men? Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend. Okay. If all the women in the world disappeared,
[273.6s]SPEAKER_01:what would be the first problem to come up? Hey, if it wasn't me, I'd go turn gay. Yeah,
[281.5s]SPEAKER_00:yeah, that's sad. Not me though, but I ain't sad and a lot of dudes would do that. It's already holy, but it's a deal. Sad. The power has been out for four hours. What do you do next? Oh, it's candles. Name something you wish men understood about women. Don't skip that one. Yeah. Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is it. The best SEC football up number, you say no sports. Name the most attractive
[328.1s]SPEAKER_01:aspect of a woman's appearance that is not a body part. It's part of the body. During
[347.3s]SPEAKER_00:a zombie apocalypse, where is the first place you would go? You'd just be like, hey, we're going outside about to kill these guys. How many books do you read a year? All right.
[370.7s]SPEAKER_01:What's the biggest benefit of reading? What's the worst thing about people who moved to Atlanta? I used to just keep going up. Yeah. All right. So you out, you out with your best
[403.7s]SPEAKER_00:friend, best friend in the whole world and they start acting like Kanye and they start to get jumped. What do you do next? You help them fight or you help them get out of that? All right. Name something you wish women understood about men. Fill in the blank. Happy women have no cat. What happy women have. All right. Name the best female role model. Do we got
[456.1s]SPEAKER_01:to be like anybody that they know? No, I don't know. That's your opinion. If you got a good parent, you look good. Okay. Okay. What would you do if you found out your partner was speaking
[478.1s]SPEAKER_00:to their ex on site? Gosh. So it's a hypothetical. You are in a loving relationship with a famous rapper. Who's the best one to bring home to mom and dad? Yeah. Which rapper? All right. Who's the worst one to bring home? Yeah. Okay. What's the best way to relieve stress after a long day at work? What's the first thing a Falcons fan said after the 23? Oh, we don't watch football. Uh. That's. Yeah, we need to say rise up after that one. Name something you don't trust artificial intelligence to do. Name the most important aspect of a great marriage. What's the first thing you think of when you hear the phrase hot girl summer
[585.2s]SPEAKER_01:being a thot? Name the best part about America. Feel that. I don't know where this light came
[604.6s]SPEAKER_00:from, but it doesn't look kind of cool in the shot. I have the power. I gotta say something cool with this in my hands. Everybody. This is the universe in my hands and we are fucked.
[632.1s]SPEAKER_01:All right. What is the number one thing to see at an ATL cookout? See somebody with a
[653.9s]SPEAKER_00:hot girl. What's the top reason a man cheats? What's the top reason that a woman cheats? You feel like everybody's cheating already. Gotcha. And if Tyler Perry's life was one of his movie titles, what title would you call his life? That's really the character he's known for. Madea Holliford. Okay. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are getting paid $200 an hour this year. Who else should be getting paid that kind of bread? Damn. I get it though. I get it though. That's funny. Well, last question. Name something that people pretend to like.
[726.3s]SPEAKER_01:Most people pretend like these shoes are the long ones because of the trees. Ain't nobody gonna be wearing that for real. That's funny. Well, all right. I appreciate you. If you
[744.3s]SPEAKER_00:look inside the back of this here chair, there's a piece of paper in there. It's laminated. If you scan that code, it'll take it to the YouTube channel real quick life. If you can subscribe for me, that would make me very happy and it would bring joy to my little baby that I'm trying to get out the hood for. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Thank you. I appreciate it. So, so it's birthday cake milkshake. You gonna come in the inside? I'll
[777.1s]SPEAKER_01:come inside. I gotta come inside to come get it. I'll do it. Ain't gonna be able to do it like off the roof, but I got you though. All right. A few minutes. A few minutes? All
[786.6s]SPEAKER_00:right. Let's see if I get another ride. We'll see. I appreciate you though. No problem.