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Opinion / Hot Take
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[0.4s]SPEAKER_00:What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my girl Maggie.
[5.4s]SPEAKER_01:She thought I wasn't going to forget her name. She thought I was going to forget her name.
[7.8s]SPEAKER_00:Right.
[8.5s]SPEAKER_01:I know. Maggie in here, you know what I'm saying? She's agreed to help with the survey. So Miss Maggie, all I need from you is your opinion on the questions I'm going to ask you, okay? I don't want to know what anybody else think. I want to know what you think.
[20.6s]SPEAKER_00:Okay.
[21.3s]SPEAKER_01:All right. Big bet. Let's do this. So I got some qualifiers first. Are you a baddie? I would hope so. Yeah. Big bet. Big bet. Are you Christian? No, I'm not religious. All right. Are you single? Yes. All right. Are you over the age of 35? No. All right. Let's get into it. Name something a parent says before whooping their child.
[44.8s]SPEAKER_00:I'm going to give you a reason to cry.
[47.1s]SPEAKER_01:God damn. All right. You're in the hair salon getting your hair did. What's the last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say? Oh, that's not what I meant to do. That makes sense. That's a good one. That's a good one. All right. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media.
[69.8s]SPEAKER_00:My smoking videos.
[74.6s]SPEAKER_01:Name the top reason men get married.
[81.0s]SPEAKER_00:For a family?
[86.0s]SPEAKER_01:Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.
[90.8s]SPEAKER_00:You already know some baby oil.
[96.5s]SPEAKER_01:Best place to find a spouse.
[100.3s]SPEAKER_00:Church.
[101.4s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player?
[113.5s]SPEAKER_00:Damn, you got me thinking. I feel like I own the sports.
[118.2s]SPEAKER_01:Are you not in the sport?
[120.5s]SPEAKER_00:Get your head in the game. I don't know. I like that. That's a good one. Get your head in the game.
[124.2s]SPEAKER_01:That's a good one. What's the worst hood? Oh, you ain't from here. It's okay. It's okay. Are you ever song care to you by Destiny's shout? Okay. All right. You had a wildfire. Fight breaks out. What do you do next? I just stay eating. It's none of my business. What's the worst Halloween costume?
[145.8s]SPEAKER_00:Michael Myers.
[147.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. It's basic. So Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are going down. If you're going down, they're about to go down. My question to you is, besides them three, who's next?
[159.8s]SPEAKER_00:You said R. Kelly.
[161.8s]SPEAKER_01:R. Kelly, Diddy, Tyler Perry. So outside of them three, who do you think is next?
[166.6s]SPEAKER_00:O.J. I like O.J. O.J. again? Yeah. I like O.J. Are you O.J. again? Man, he gonna come back to life or something?
[174.6s]SPEAKER_01:He gonna get caught again.
[175.1s]SPEAKER_00:Get caught right again about something.
[177.5s]SPEAKER_01:Tell me, how many dates until a man should expect a home cooked meal? Maybe three.
[184.7s]SPEAKER_00:Three. Okay.
[186.3s]SPEAKER_01:Any difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
[191.1s]SPEAKER_00:A boyfriend is probably just for fun. A husband is to start a family and provide.
[199.6s]SPEAKER_01:Why do men need women?
[204.3s]SPEAKER_00:To bring affection and love into their life and softness.
[210.0s]SPEAKER_01:What is the number one thing that Karen does?
[215.9s]SPEAKER_00:Complain.
[217.9s]SPEAKER_01:Why do women need men?
[220.3s]SPEAKER_00:To provide and set for security.
[225.4s]SPEAKER_01:And name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend.
[230.8s]SPEAKER_00:A wife is gonna always support you. A girlfriend can probably take and just take.
[240.2s]SPEAKER_01:If all the women in the world disappear, what would be the first problem that man ran into?
[249.3s]SPEAKER_00:It's gonna be a little sausage party, huh?
[252.7s]SPEAKER_01:And that'll cause a lot of war.
[254.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, it's gonna be war.
[256.7s]SPEAKER_01:The tower has been out for four hours with no explanation.
[260.8s]SPEAKER_00:What do you do next? Light a candle.
[265.5s]SPEAKER_01:Name something you wish men understood about women.
[272.5s]SPEAKER_00:Emotional. In the emotional sense.
[278.6s]SPEAKER_01:Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is?
[287.3s]SPEAKER_00:The Lakers.
[290.6s]SPEAKER_01:Name the most attractive aspect of a woman's appearance that's not a body part.
[298.8s]SPEAKER_00:You said of her appearance that's not a body part. Yeah. Can it be her personality? Would that be considered?
[307.1s]SPEAKER_01:Can we see personality?
[308.5s]SPEAKER_00:We can. I mean, we can. We definitely can see your personality. I'm seeing your personality right now.
[314.7s]SPEAKER_01:What do you see in my personality? What do you see?
[317.1s]SPEAKER_00:I see that you're sweet, you're funny, and you're definitely outgoing.
[321.6s]SPEAKER_01:You know what? I'm gonna have to go with that. I'm gonna let that ride today. During a zombie apocalypse, where's the first place you would go?
[332.1s]SPEAKER_00:Oh, to an amusement park. Okay. Okay.
[340.3s]SPEAKER_01:How many books do you read a year?
[343.2s]SPEAKER_00:A year? I want to say 10.
[348.3s]SPEAKER_01:What's the biggest benefit of reading? Learning. Wisdom. What's the worst thing about people that moved to Atlanta?
[356.9s]SPEAKER_00:The worst thing about people that moved to Atlanta? Hospitality. That southern hospitality ain't real at all.
[372.3s]SPEAKER_01:I'm dead. I'm dead. All right. Name the top reason. Name the top reason. Oh, never mind. Never mind. This question is dead. Name something that people pretend to like. Sports. You said sports?
[395.3s]SPEAKER_00:Damn. People pretend to like sports? Hell yeah. I pretended to like sports. Oh. For a man.
[402.8s]SPEAKER_01:Oh, dead. But I actually have to appreciate that. I have to appreciate that. All right. And let's see. Name something you wish women understood about men.
[416.8s]SPEAKER_00:Their way of thinking.
[424.6s]SPEAKER_01:Girlie, if you look in the back of this here chair, you see a purple sheet in there. If you could scan that code, but before you do that, is there a social media account you would like us to shout out when we put out these videos?
[439.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah. 516MAGS, M-A-G-S, on Instagram.
[443.2s]SPEAKER_01:Bada boom bap, heyo.
[445.6s]SPEAKER_00:That's all I got.
[447.7s]SPEAKER_01:I appreciate you.
[449.4s]SPEAKER_00:Of course. I hope you can hear me. I hope I did good because I don't know. You know, this is my first time ever doing it.
[454.1s]SPEAKER_01:You did fantastic. I ain't going to lie to you. It was better than most people be. Really? Oh, for real.
[459.3s]SPEAKER_00:I don't really be into stuff like this, but I'm like, you know, why not? For the one time, you feel me? For the one time, for the one time.
[465.2s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you was cool enough to do it. I appreciate that.
[467.9s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, the people be awkward.
[469.7s]SPEAKER_01:Look, you know what's funny? We was worried that people was going to try and steal this idea. For a second. And then we realized, yo, for someone to do this, number one, they have to do hundreds of rides to get the survey done. Two, they got to be as cool as me to get done with it.
[486.6s]SPEAKER_00:Like you didn't have somebody to talk to. That's what I'm saying.
[501.4s]SPEAKER_01:I appreciate that. I appreciate that. So I appreciate you acknowledging the charisma of the way I try. I try to hold myself together.
[508.8s]SPEAKER_00:I try to hold myself together.
[512.0s]SPEAKER_01:Thank you. Thank you. All right, y'all. MAGS out. Les out. Peace.