💬 You whoop ass. But I got to move. Oh my. She said you're a terrorizer. And if you raising a son, you definitely have to whoop your child. It ain't no whoop whoop. A pop pop. Okay. Oh child, be still.
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[2.2s]SPEAKER_01:Ooh, hang on my neck. All right. What's good, everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with the ladies. Say, what's up, ladies? Hi. See, they're nice. I appreciate that. All right. So these ladies have agreed to help us do the survey. We're trying to understand what Atlanta thinks, what Atlanta would really be saying out here through these streets. So ladies, I got some qualified questions first. Is that okay?
[23.0s]SPEAKER_00:Sure.
[23.7s]SPEAKER_01:Wonderful. Are you a baddie? Wondrous.
[27.9s]SPEAKER_00:Are you? Don't sound too certain.
[29.6s]SPEAKER_01:Yes, yes. Three. We already see what's going on with her. What's your name, miss?
[35.6s]SPEAKER_00:I'm Simone.
[36.7s]SPEAKER_01:Simone. Thank you. Are you Christian?
[40.5s]SPEAKER_00:Yes. Me?
[43.3s]SPEAKER_01:Yes.
[44.2s]SPEAKER_00:Yes. Yes.
[46.2s]SPEAKER_01:Okay. And are you single?
[48.6s]SPEAKER_00:No.
[51.5s]SPEAKER_01:All righty. We're gonna get across the street real quick before they try to move. And last question. Are you below the age of 35?
[61.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yes. By the way.
[63.9s]SPEAKER_01:There we go. There we go. All right, ladies, let's get into it. Question number one. Name something a parent would say before whooping their child.
[75.8s]SPEAKER_00:Do not move. Wait a minute. Okay. I'm not too whooping ass, agent. I am. Don't move. Oh my God. What did I say?
[88.3s]SPEAKER_01:What did I say?
[88.9s]SPEAKER_00:You whoop ass. But I got to move. Oh my. She said you're a terrorizer. And if you raising a son, you definitely have to whoop your child. It ain't no whoop whoop. A pop pop. Okay. Oh child, be still.
[110.0s]SPEAKER_01:Okay.
[110.3s]SPEAKER_00:I'm gonna try you one time.
[112.5s]SPEAKER_01:I like that answer. I like those answers. All right. You're inside the hair salon. You're getting your hair did. The last thing you want to hear your hairstylist say is.
[124.9s]SPEAKER_00:But you in the, you, but no, she's, he said in the chair.
[130.9s]SPEAKER_01:Hey, I mean, these are all, I mean, these are all your decisions.
[133.9s]SPEAKER_00:I don't want to hear her say, oh shit.
[136.1s]SPEAKER_01:That's a good one.
[136.6s]SPEAKER_00:Because what did you mean? What did you, what did you do? I have to chop it. Yeah, I heard that before. That's the last one that I want to. Don't come up here to these Atlanta high stylists. Listen, the Atlanta hairstylist. She don't understand. She don't understand. She don't even understand. Atlanta hairstylists are different. First of all, half of them ain't shit at all.
[165.9s]SPEAKER_01:I'm dead.
[168.4s]SPEAKER_00:Yeah, told them come blonde, straighten out and all that. Why can't you wash my hair? Because they're not certified. But still, why would you want to put your hand in something that's potentially not even clean anyway? You're supposed to clean out the table and count this before you start cooking, right? Exactly.
[190.6s]SPEAKER_01:That's actually some bars right there. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social media page.
[200.8s]SPEAKER_00:My social, okay, so first, okay, go ahead. Yes. I like that, but if my phone is unlocked, like, you know, you can either click the for you page and it just be random stuff. So anything for the most. You say only your social media page.
[235.7s]SPEAKER_01:It ain't gotta be something that's on there. I'm just saying like, example, like, hey, you would never want your kid to see this.
[243.5s]SPEAKER_00:No BBL.
[245.7s]SPEAKER_01:No BBL.
[246.8s]SPEAKER_00:Because I got a son. I don't want him to be like, okay, that's what a woman is supposed to look like. That's not a beauty camp, no BBL. I got a BBL, bitch. You don't have no BBL. Yes, I do. Girl, what? She had my body done in 21. She did. When? I forgot about it. Oh my God. And she just talked shit about me. No. Oh my God. I want this to be the beauty standard. First of all, what do you mean by how BBL? When you see one BBL, you see a bunch of BBL. No, no. Obviously, she couldn't talk to you. Obviously, you can't tell. BBLs are not created equal. I'm gonna show you. I literally thought this baby did this. No, in 2021. She did. For what? So the reason, okay, Lifo, and it was the same price if you take out the fat and throw it away, or take out the fat and throw it away, or put it in me. So he only put a little bit to just shake me out. You over here talking shit about people with BBLs. You don't know somebody sitting right beside you. I can't do it. That's what a BBL is. But Lifo, you don't know what their doctor did, but this was me, right? They injected me! I went to Miami. I went to Miami, but...
[356.2s]SPEAKER_01:I need these pictures. I need you to send me these pictures before it happens.
[359.3s]SPEAKER_00:We gotta be able to show an example of this. So I...