PXL_20250726_220102763 — Barkley Corpus

[0.9s] SPEAKER_00: What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car, I'm in the whip, I'm in the vehicle

[4.9s] SPEAKER_01: with Ms. J, the beautiful Ms. J. Say what's up, J. I'm sorry Ms. J, can I scare you? Hey y'all.

[12.9s] SPEAKER_00: All right, there we go, there we go, there we go. There we go. All right, so y'all, she's agreed to help with the survey. He said she's a bit shy, so we all gonna have to just, you know, be smooth with it. We're gonna be kind. There's no judgment. All we want is your opinion, okay? Big bet. Let's do this. Now some qualifier questions first though. Is that okay? Question number one, are you a baddie? Yes. Are you Christian? Yes. Are you single? Yes. Are you under the age of 35? Yes. Okay, let's get into this. Name something that a parent would say before whipping their child. I done told you. I told you. You're inside the hair salon. You're getting your hair done. The last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say is? I gotta leave. I gotta, I gotta leave or I gotta leave? I gotta leave. I gotta, yeah, no one want to hear that. Yeah. No one want to hear that. Something came up. Yeah, I don't want to hear that. Name something you never ever want your kids to see on your social media. Anything provocative? Do I gotta be specific? Uh, it ain't gotta be something from your page specifically. You just like, hey, this concept, I never want them to see this on my social media page. I guess me twerking. You twerking? That's fair. That's pretty specific. I like that. Name the top reason men get married. Okay. Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Besides, not besides, name me the best place to find a spouse. Okay. The library. We're going to the library or going to the church? I'll go with the library. Go with the library. All right. What's something that a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player? You bad. Actually, that's fantastic. What's the worst hood in Atlanta? Four seasons. Four seasons. What does a man have to do to get catered to you, child? You said some money and flowers. Personality. Oh, personality. Personality, money and flowers. All right. So you got to be all three of them. You got to be all three of them. What's the top reason? Are you like, yo, the top thing you got to have is personality. All right. Money is right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. So you got a waffle house and a fight breaks out. What do you do next? She said, I'm gone.

[205.8s] SPEAKER_01: Now, what's the worst Halloween costume? I'm tired of the, what's it, Daphne and Velma? I'm

[212.8s] SPEAKER_00: tired of that. So the whole Scooby-Doo gang, you're just like, yo, just leave Scooby-Doo along, y'all. Okay. Okay. So Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are either going down, have gone down, or they about to go down. My question to you is who's next? Donald Trump. All right. Every time someone says anything close to that, I always think to myself, Diddy, you know, he's going to jail. R. Kelly went to jail. Epstein went to prison and he got murdered. Donald Trump became president twice. I'm like, I'm not saying I'm trying to lie. I'm like, let's get them. But I'm like, damn, they either become president or they die. Those are sick. Those are very different results. All right. So tell me how many dates until a man should expect a home cooked meal?

[275.7s] SPEAKER_01: I'm really a vibe person. So, but at minimum, I would say like three. Three dates. And then it's

[290.1s] SPEAKER_00: like, all right, now the home cooked meal option is open. Depending on the vibe. Depending on the vibe. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. A husband is a leader.

[304.2s] SPEAKER_01: He makes sure that he follows his footsteps and guided in the right path. A boyfriend is still working on that, but still wants to make sure that you're okay with it.

[318.2s] SPEAKER_00: What is the number one thing a caring does? Complain. Facts. Why do women need men?

[329.2s] SPEAKER_01: Because it's science. It's intertotal. We both need each other in the Bible.

[339.4s] SPEAKER_00: God. So the top answer is God. God said it. Yeah, there we go. Okay. And why do men need women? Because God said it. I like that. That's definitive. Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend.

[356.1s] SPEAKER_01: A wife is submissive, but also holding things down behind the scenes. A girlfriend there to support and, you know, be there for someone to come up. Okay. Okay. If all the women

[377.7s] SPEAKER_00: in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into? Probably star. Star? Starvation was settled. It's like, oh, I can't, I can't eat. All right. The power has been out for four hours. No explanation. What do you do next? Light a candle. Okay. Candle or generator? Generator. Name something you wish men understood about women. Emotional beings. Give me a little more detail about being an emotional being. Like what's, what's something

[434.9s] SPEAKER_01: that changes? Like sometimes like I might be feeling this way one day or one minute and feel the other the next. And I don't think you should take it personally. Just understand where I'm

[446.0s] SPEAKER_00: coming from overall. Okay. I can get that. Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl

[460.6s] SPEAKER_01: because her favorite team is? But I guess I'll say Alabama. Okay. That works for me. I know

[481.7s] SPEAKER_00: Name the most attractive aspect of a woman's appearance. That's not a body part. I can see

[496.3s] SPEAKER_01: her confidence. You gotta see it. I mean, you said it's not a body part. It's not a body part.

[504.5s] SPEAKER_00: Like it was an aspect of something I can see. Outfit works. Nothing wrong with that. Cuckoo. So during a zombie apocalypse though, where's the first place you go? Bunker. How many books

[523.2s] SPEAKER_01: you read a year? And what's the biggest benefit of reading? Your perspective on life. Exactly. And what's the worst part about people that moved to Atlanta? Add to the traffic. Right. Y'all came

[556.1s] SPEAKER_00: here and made the city worse and then wanna blame me. Like I made you move here. You hop back on

[562.6s] SPEAKER_01: that plane, come back from wherece you came. All right. You're out with your best friend.

[569.0s] SPEAKER_00: Best friend in the whole wide world. You was my best friend? No, I'm saying you're out. You're out with your best friend in the whole wide world. And they start acting like Kanye. They just acting a fool. They start to get jumped. What are you doing next? Yeah, they about to get jumped. Oh,

[583.5s] SPEAKER_01: yeah. I'm jumping in. We finna get them, get her up out of there since she trippin' and make sure

[590.5s] SPEAKER_00: she straight. All right. You're getting out the hood. We like, hey, we gonna get you up out of here. We got you. All right. Name something you wish women understood about men. They're emotional feelings. There's some things I never get to talk about, but niggas don't wanna listen. All right. So fill in the blank for me. Happy women have. The best female role model is, what would you do if you found out your ex was speaking? Sorry, not your ex. What would you do

[640.6s] SPEAKER_01: if you found out your partner was speaking to their ex? What is your balance? I feel like I feel mature. Okay. We got to ask, Hey, what y'all talking about? Okay. Fair enough. Fair enough.

[658.9s] SPEAKER_00: All right. This is a hypothetical. You are in a loving, like a very loving relationship with

[666.3s] SPEAKER_01: a famous rapper. Who's the best one to bring home to mom and dad? Okay. Who's the worst one to bring home to mom and dad? I love him down though. Like I really do love him down. That's probably the

[693.8s] SPEAKER_00: young NBA young boy. Love him. But it's like, nah, I can't bring you home to mom and dad. It's a look bad. It's a real bad. All right. All right. Best way to relieve stress after a long day at work. You said what? Smoke a blunt. Can't be mad at it. People, people, we trying to get where we going. Name something that you don't trust AI to do yet. Do the Waymo part. Right.

[733.0s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. Yeah. Like now we ain't trusting. What? Yeah. It was like, I don't know if it was like, you know, rage bait, but they put their baby in there and was like, this is good for busy parents.

[746.9s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah. I hope it was raised. Oh, that's nuts. Maybe that's really crazy. That's I would never put my son in there. What? I put myself in there. Right. Let alone like, oh, here's my baby. Like, what are we talking about? My son, my son, my son is 14 weeks old. He will pick up the phone and call me and be like, Nick, Nick, what you doing? Name the most important aspect of a great marriage. What's the first thing you think of when you hear the phrase hot girl summer, you said what? Don Julio bowels around the head. Name the best part about America. And what's something that I can't do like a human? And what's a guarantee at a human side? What's the not human cookout? What's the guarantee at an ATL cookout? Name a top reason a man would cheat. Lust. Just looking for it. Name the top reason a woman cheats emotionally checked out. The most annoying thing my spouse could do is so if Tyler Perry's life had to be titled one of his movie titles, which

[873.2s] SPEAKER_01: is that that is him. Wait. No, I don't think it is. No, I don't think that is him. Honestly, I really don't know. That was a crazy little movie though, wasn't it? The best man. That's him. Okay. Let me just be quiet. Actually, when it was one of his though,

[900.2s] SPEAKER_00: why do men think they can get away with it? Because they're a little bit slow. All right. In the last stretch, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are going to make $200 an hour this year. Who else should be making that kind of bread? Who else makes that kind of bread? Who else should be making that kind of bread? Teachers. Teachers. I dig it. And what do you do on the first of the month? Pay rent. And lastly, name something that people pretend to like. All right. Can you do me one more favor? Can you say two one to the B? Two one to the B. You're cute. Come on. Give me one cute time. Two one to the B. Hey. Well, I appreciate it. If you follow us on the piece of paper, I appreciate it. I'll let you know when the episode come out. Wait, you have a social media wants a shout out? Not so Jay. All right. I appreciate you. Thank you. What'd you think about the questions?

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