❓ Are you single? I am not. Okay, are you above the age of 35?
💬 media page. Definitely my thirst trap fits. Not the thirst trap. Not the thirst trap. Name the top reason men get married. Because they don't want to be alone. Maybe that's more
❓ Yeah, let's see. The power's been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do?
💬 I have to figure out what's going on. Call the power company. We're going to call the power company. Yeah, we'll first check the weather. Maybe that can be the reason why I think.
❓ Name something you wish men understood about women. Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is?
💬 that's not a body part. Let me see her mind. You can see her mind through her actions because you can tell when a bitch is thrown off and when a bitch ain't thrown off. I mean, you know, that's kind of a gamble to be around a bitch that's thrown off. She looked like she just out of it. Yeah. That's how she carries herself. Absolutely. How she reacts to situations and everything.
❓ So during a zombie apocalypse, where's the first place you go?
💬 Shit, Air Apostle. Nobody's been in that bitch since like 2009. For real. I'm dead.
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[0.3s]SPEAKER_00:What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm here in the car with Miss...
[3.5s]SPEAKER_01:Oh god, I'm so bad with names so fast. It's Imani. Imani? Oh, Imani. That's a really pretty name.
[10.8s]SPEAKER_00:Thank you. Welcome in the car with Miss Imani. Imani, how are you doing today? I am excellent. How are you? I am fantastically sexy. So, ask some qualified questions before we get to the survey.
[21.6s]SPEAKER_01:You ready? Yeah. All right, question number one. Are you a baddie? Is that a rhetorical question?
[28.7s]SPEAKER_00:No. Are you Christian? I am. Are you single? I am not. Okay, are you above the age of 35? All right, well let's get into it. Name something a parent would say before whooping their child. This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Facts. You're in the barbershop chair or you're in the hair salon. The last thing you want to hear your hairdresser say is... It'll grow out. Ah, damn. That's pretty bad. Yeah. Name something you never want your kids to see on your social
[62.9s]SPEAKER_01:media page. Definitely my thirst trap fits. Not the thirst trap. Not the thirst trap. Name the top reason men get married. Because they don't want to be alone. Maybe that's more
[82.2s]SPEAKER_00:for women, but okay, okay. Name something Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Baby oil. Baby oil. Best place to find a spouse. What's something a parent would say to a bad child that a coach would also say to a player? Time? No. Okay. These are all your opinions,
[114.8s]SPEAKER_01:so I just want to know what you think. Okay, that a coach would also. That's a good one. Okay.
[124.5s]SPEAKER_00:I really don't know. I would have to think about that. What's the worst Halloween costume?
[139.5s]SPEAKER_01:Definitely. In my opinion, I think the worst Halloween costume is Dracula. Dracula? I don't
[150.6s]SPEAKER_00:know why. I just do. And all right. Are you from Atlanta? I'm from Jacksonville. Okay, cool, cool. What does a man have to do to get catered to you treatment? Cater to me treatment? Yeah. Have you ever heard the song Cater to You by Desi Child? I have not. Ah, okay. So the concept pretty much is it's a woman who is very, very concerned about her man. Like when he comes home, it's like, hey, I want you to be completely relaxed at home, food's taken care of, run you a bath, make sure you all, whatever you need, I'm catering to you when you get home. Yeah. So what does a man have
[192.3s]SPEAKER_01:to do to get that kind of treatment? Be reciprocal with that treatment. I give, you know, and they give. You're at a Waffle House and a fight breaks out. What do you do next? That shit. World star.
[213.6s]SPEAKER_00:World star. Wow. Blam. So Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry are going down. They've gone down.
[225.1s]SPEAKER_01:They're about to go down. But my question is, who's next? Are you asking me between those people or
[240.2s]SPEAKER_00:you're asking me? I'm asking like, who do you think is next after them? I think Bill Cosby's going to get another rerun. I understand that. Yeah. Tell me how many dates until a man
[262.2s]SPEAKER_01:should expect a young lady to make a home cooked meal. I always like to reel them in. I mean, if I'm really interested in them, I like to reel them in right then and there. So, name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. A husband, a husband is like, till death do us part. A boyfriend is disposable vice versa. I get it. I get that. Why do men need women? Because without them, the world would be a pain in the ass. Literally. So women make it, women make life livable. I would say, well, I mean, if women were around, men would probably be fucking other men, you know, because what else is there to fuck? I mean, if it was just women, I know I'd be fucking another woman. You know, so. So I guess, so sex. Sex is important. Sex is
[348.2s]SPEAKER_00:important. I definitely agree with that. What is the number one thing a Karen does? Can I speak
[355.7s]SPEAKER_01:to your manager? It's just the tone of voice is everything. Can I speak to your manager? I speak to your manager. Why do women need men? Protectors provide. Beautiful. Name the difference between a wife and a girlfriend. Expectations, lifelong commitment, you know, kind of same answer about the other one. And you know, girlfriend is disposable. If all the women
[402.6s]SPEAKER_00:in the world disappeared, what would be the first problem that men ran into? Do you want me to give
[411.2s]SPEAKER_01:you the answer that just popped in my head or you want me to? Yeah, give me the real answer. Well, I mean, I mean, their first problem they run into is I have nothing to stick my dick in, probably. But I mean, that's probably shallow of me to say. But I mean, it's probably the first
[427.0s]SPEAKER_00:problem. Yeah, let's see. The power's been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do?
[442.0s]SPEAKER_01:I have to figure out what's going on. Call the power company. We're going to call the power company. Yeah, we'll first check the weather. Maybe that can be the reason why I think.
[457.2s]SPEAKER_00:Name something you wish men understood about women. Fill in the blank. I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is?
[485.1s]SPEAKER_01:The Florida Gators. The Florida Gators. The Florida Gators, yeah. The best SEC football team is? The football team. Okay, cool. Yeah, I like the Jaguars. I mean,
[511.2s]SPEAKER_00:that's good. Name the most attractive aspect of a woman's appearance
[517.9s]SPEAKER_01:that's not a body part. Let me see her mind. You can see her mind through her actions because you can tell when a bitch is thrown off and when a bitch ain't thrown off. I mean, you know, that's kind of a gamble to be around a bitch that's thrown off. She looked like she just out of it. Yeah. That's how she carries herself. Absolutely. How she reacts to situations and everything.
[555.2s]SPEAKER_00:So during a zombie apocalypse, where's the first place you go?
[560.0s]SPEAKER_01:Shit, Air Apostle. Nobody's been in that bitch since like 2009. For real. I'm dead.
[568.9s]SPEAKER_00:I'm dead. She said Air Apostle. Ain't nobody been in that bitch. Damn. How many books do you read
[577.4s]SPEAKER_01:a year? Okay. And what's the biggest benefit of reading? Definitely. It helps you keep an open mind, open perspective, and you never stop learning. So that incorporates with that. And what's the worst thing about people that moved to Atlanta? I'm not against gay people, but definitely the undercover gays. You know, it's just like be open about that. Embrace yourself, you know, because it's like it sucks whenever, when I was single. And you know, like you're out there and it's like, oh, you find out that this guy's been on Grindr secretly, you know, or it's just like, you know, what a waste of time. I understand that. Well, not really, but
[641.2s]SPEAKER_00:that could definitely be a buzzkill. Like, hey, like you're on a lot of DL dudes. Yeah,
[649.5s]SPEAKER_01:like why you gotta be gay? Understood. Okay. So you can drop me off right here. And so you can either go left or right and just come right back around to this spot. Yeah. I'm just grabbing something like real quick. No problem. Okay. Thank you. Oh, let me see the mic real quick. Oh yeah. No, I'm enjoying this. This is fun. I appreciate it. I'll be right back.
[686.3s]SPEAKER_00:Yo, yo, I look, I'm not, I shouldn't be judging people. I gotta really work on my whole being judging, but y'all I'm pretty sure this chick does like coke or something. Like when she got in the car, she just kept going. I was like, what are you sniffing? There ain't nothing to smell in here. Like what's, what's going on? Then she asked me to stop at somebody place, but then she said, I'm going to walk up there and I ain't get, you don't really know. Then I'm taking it back from where she, from when she came. And, and she just, like, it's just a lot of off with her. A lot, it's a lot of off. Then I got to take her back from where she, where she came at from, you know what I'm saying? So it's just, it was a lot of like, I don't really know what was happening. You feel me? Like shawty is, shawty is definitely a, I feel like I'm helping her pick up coke right now. I'm gonna find someplace random to like, I don't know. I gotta, I gotta find me someplace random to just, you know, bleep the lizard. You know what I'm saying? But I think shawty on coke or something. You feel me? All I'm saying is that this joint, shawty, shawty suspect, man, shawty suspect. Man, her name was Imani. Like what white girl's name Imani? You ain't never met no white Imani. A lot of people behind us here. Dumpster though. Bring me along.