[0.9s]SPEAKER_01:What's good everybody? It's your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with the ladies. Say what's up ladies.
[6.4s]SPEAKER_00:All right, all right everybody. So they've agreed to help us do this survey. So ladies before we do this survey I just have to ask some qualified questions. Is that okay? Sure. Awesome. Question number one. Are you single? No. No. Nope. Neither. All right. Are you Christian? Yes. Awesome. Are you a baddie? What is that? I have no idea. We are. We are baddies? Okay. Awesome. So here we go. Name the top thing. Sorry. Name something a parent says before whooping their child.
[46.2s]SPEAKER_01:I'm gonna count. Not the countdown. She said it's about to go down. They're in trouble. How do you
[70.5s]SPEAKER_00:You are in the hair salon. You're getting your hair done. The last thing you want to hear your hairstylist say is? Your hair is falling out. Oh no. Now we're giving it. We're giving it. Hey we're trying to fix this. All right. Name something you never want your kids to see on
[94.8s]SPEAKER_01:social media. I had social media when you were 19. I can't. First user group. Wait it wasn't called my state. College. Well I had Facebook and college. She said first user group. She was like yo representative. Nothing. They can see it all. Name the top reason that men get married. That's good. Pressure. Love and pressure. Love and pressure. Those are both top four answers so I like it.
[153.8s]SPEAKER_00:Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party. Oh gosh. Diddy? I didn't say Diddy. Astro Clyde. You know I've also heard slip and slide so I mean I should not be shocked anymore but you got me with that. You got me with Astro Clyde. That was a new one. All right. Name the perfect not perfect. Name the best place to find a spouse. Church or college. I dig it. That's where I found one. What does a man have to do to get catered to you treatment. Take care of all the household tags. Okay. You want me to not be anything but you. Cool cool. You're at a Waffle House and a fight
[230.3s]SPEAKER_01:breaks out. What do you do next? Keep eating. Solid answers. That's what you do at a Waffle House.
[245.9s]SPEAKER_00:These are the facts. These are the facts. No no no. We're on the same page. Hailey's never been to a
[255.1s]SPEAKER_01:Waffle House. She doesn't know. You've never been to a Waffle House? We're from Washington State.
[259.9s]SPEAKER_00:There's no Waffle Houses out there? It's a terrible state. That state has problems. You know what I should know that but granted I don't eat Waffle House outside of Georgia. So that's a southern thing for sure. You know what Louisiana. I've been to one in Louisiana. You know what you are so right. Why do I never think well anytime I go someplace to eat I try to eat something that's
[282.9s]SPEAKER_01:like what I eat. Also the only time you should go to Waffle House that's acceptable is like 2 a.m.
[287.7s]SPEAKER_00:2 a.m. in Atlanta. I don't know about in Atlanta. I don't eat. You definitely don't go in Atlanta.
[294.3s]SPEAKER_01:Probably not. 2 a.m. in Atlanta. I don't know. Anytime. Anywhere. 2 a.m. No at 2 a.m. Waffle
[300.4s]SPEAKER_00:Houses are not safe anymore. Probably not. Oh they're open. Oh they're open. 24-7 for sure.
[307.1s]SPEAKER_01:All right. Worst Halloween costume. Any of them. Oh yeah she's not a Halloween girl. I get that. It's understandable. The devil. The devil. A clown. A clown is kind of funny. I can see that.
[335.1s]SPEAKER_00:Name the difference between a husband and a boyfriend. A penis in your vagina. That? You know money. You know what? You know what? Money. You know what? Let me. I have to respond to that. I have to respond to that. I think that that is the most logical answer I've heard so far. Because that is what it should be. That's really the answer. That should be the truth. That should be the truth. I want you to know I'm going to highlight this video. Like that answer right there just did it. Oh my god. That's so obvious. That's such a good answer. Oh why do men need women? To be a helpmate. To be a helpmate. To survive. Wait what are we surviving? To make it through life. To make it through life? So we won't make it through life without women? All right. I don't know. I mean the world keeps on spinning, spinning, spinning. That's not how that song goes. What is the number one thing a Karen does? Complains about something that anybody else would get over. Facts. These are the facts. If all the women in the world disappeared
[439.7s]SPEAKER_01:what would be the first problem that men ran into? Deservation? The problem? I don't know about that.
[457.0s]SPEAKER_00:There probably would be a shortage of Vaseline. There would be issues. There would be definitely
[463.9s]SPEAKER_01:some issues. All their children would be not sure where to go on any given day of the week. The children would be lost. They wouldn't make it to their sports activities, school activities,
[482.9s]SPEAKER_00:any activities. The activities would be lost. Children's lives would stop. That's actually pretty funny and I think that's actually pretty accurate.
[495.5s]SPEAKER_01:All right. The power's been out for four hours with no explanation. What do you do next? Solid
[528.6s]SPEAKER_00:answer. I'm digging it. Name something you wish men understood about women. Think about multiple
[541.5s]SPEAKER_01:things at one time. I feel like men don't think like that. This for them is like one track and ours is like four tracks. I don't know. Well we got Haley. Got nothing? All right. Fill in the blank.
[568.2s]SPEAKER_00:I just broke up with my girl because her favorite team is... Do I pull off right here or the next one?
[576.0s]SPEAKER_01:Like a Georgia-based question. That'd be a San Francisco question. I don't know. This is like anything question. I just want to know if there's... Her favorite team is, well, the Huskies. I don't know.
[596.6s]SPEAKER_00:It's cool. Same sex? Same sex. Oh, that's a good one. The same sex team. That's pretty, that's actually pretty great. It's actually pretty great. Haley, you are clever.
[605.6s]SPEAKER_01:Last question. Name something that people pretend to like. Their boss? Their boss. That's a good
[621.6s]SPEAKER_00:answer. I like that. Hey, thanks for the ride. Hey, thank y'all. Y'all have a great one. Peace and blessings.