❓ We can't put this episode out. We don't give niggas ideas. Why?
💬 If it's in New Orleans, it's going to take a while for them to find them. So, you know. True. Yeah. It's true.
Opinion / Hot Take
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[7.7s]SPEAKER_00:Wait, question. When people say the op, is that short for something? The opponent? The cops? Opposition. The opposition? Oh, that's what that is? I don't know. I don't know. That's insane. And I'm like, I don't think anyone would know. It's the op. I'm like, yo, do you know what that is? The opponent. I don't know. The opponent. The opposing side. I like the opposition. The opposition sounds pretty good. I said that to niggas like, hey, you know, that's your opposition. They'd be like, what the? What's that word? Speak English. What is opposition? I'm like, oh, man. Oh, man. The op. Ah, I get you. I get you. I get you. There we go. Maybe I should get everyone to read more. Just shorten all the words. Yeah. Google. That ain't helping niggas. Niggas got smart phones. Niggas got supercomputers in their hands and thumbing in of them. It's really sad. It's really sad. You ready for this? Yeah. All right. Let's do this. Let's do it. What's good, everybody? This is your boy Uncle Les. I'm in the car with my girl, Trina. That's my friend. Say, what's up, Trina? What's up? Hey, we up in this thing. Y'all feel me? You feel me? Nah, I ain't affiliated with no gangs, nothing like that. It's just going my hands up. But I got some qualified questions for you, Miss Trina. Okay. I'm ready. Qualified number one. Are you a baddie?
[84.9s]SPEAKER_01:When I have to work, I'm a saddie. Okay. But no, yeah, I'm a boss. I'm a boss.
[91.9s]SPEAKER_00:You said when I'm at work, I'll be a saddie. I'm dead. I'm dead. Okay. What else we got here? What else we got here? Money, money. Oh, are you under the age of 35? No. Okay. Are you single? I'm separated. Separated. Okay. Are you Christian? I'm spiritual. Spiritual. All right, let's get into it. You ready? Yes. Name something that a parent would say before whooping their child. Oh, my God. Something a parent would say before whooping their child?
[129.1s]SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I didn't get whoopings. You didn't get whoopings? I didn't. Oh, man. Wait, the siblings got whoopings? It was just my brother. He needed whoopings, but no. What'd they say before they whooped him? Huh? What'd they say before they whooped him? You might as well get ready for this ass whooping. Damn. I was ready right there.
[154.5s]SPEAKER_00:All right. Name something that you would hate because it's the last thing you would want to hear your hairdresser say while you're in the chair. I got an emergency. I gotta go? Yes. That is blowing my mind how much that would be said. That happens to way too many people. Oh, you would never want your kids on your social media page. Look at my DMs. You're looking at your DMs? Yes. Your DMs. You're like, yo, don't ever look at my DMs. Damn. That's funny, though. Look at your DMs. You know what? Never mind. That's not what anybody sees. I don't want to know about those DMs. All right. Name something. Oh, name a top reason that men get married. For a place to live. For a place to live? Damn. Not even home. Just a place to live. Yeah. Hobosexuals. Hobosexuals. I don't believe in signs and everything, but I say I'm non-signary instead of non-binary, but hobosexual is funny. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. What's another question we got here? Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.
[242.9s]SPEAKER_01:I would say blow up mattress without the texture on it for the baby oil. Oh, God. I get it, though.
[253.4s]SPEAKER_00:I get it, though. Name something that a coach would say to a player that a parent would also say to a bad child. If you don't make this, I'm going to whoop your ass. Okay. Best place to find a spouse. At the grocery store. Grocery store. Okay. Okay.
[283.7s]SPEAKER_01:What's the worst hood in Atlanta? The worst hood in Atlanta would be Buckhead.
[297.0s]SPEAKER_00:More people are saying that. More people are saying Buckhead is the worst hood. It is Lindbergh. To be specific. I can't even get it out specific.
[307.3s]SPEAKER_01:I'm dead. I'm dead. They're like yo, Buckhead. Lindbergh. Definitely. When did Buckhead become the hood? I don't know. My car got stolen there. Your star got. Yeah. Buckhead. I promise you. Oh, Buckhead turned into the hood. Yes, the hood. That's how to get away.
[321.7s]SPEAKER_00:What? Oh, damn. Yeah. What does a man have to do to get catered to you treatment? Be a woman. Yes. A man has to be a woman to get catered to you treatment? Yeah, because I don't like men. Oh, damn. I'm just being real. That was funny. You're at a Waffle House. You're at a Waffle House with your girl, I guess. Okay. And a fight breaks out. What do you do next? Run. Run. What's the worst Halloween costume? I'm still dead. That was funny.
[371.5s]SPEAKER_01:The worst Halloween costume is a prisoner. You know, the jail ones. Oh, yeah. That's bad because someone's going to do that. Yeah, exactly.
[385.2s]SPEAKER_00:We can't put this episode out. We don't give niggas ideas. Why? They'll be like, you should break out on Halloween. Someone's going to think this is a costume. It's the perfect way to do it.
[395.2s]SPEAKER_01:If it's in New Orleans, it's going to take a while for them to find them. So, you know. True. Yeah. It's true.
[401.1s]SPEAKER_00:So, Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry have gone down or going down or about to go down? Besides them three, who's next?
[416.2s]SPEAKER_01:Let's see. Who's next after them three? Oh, goodness. Read the question again.
[427.0s]SPEAKER_00:Diddy, R. Kelly, and Tyler Perry have or are they either going down, they've gone down, or they're about to go down? My question to you is who's next? Jay-Z.
[442.6s]SPEAKER_01:People are smoking. Tell me how many dates until someone should expect a home-cooked meal? None. No home-cooked meals. No home-cooked meals? No, uh-uh. Oh, damn. None. A thousand dates.
[461.9s]SPEAKER_00:We ain't never finding out what to do. No. Name the difference between a girlfriend and a wife. A girlfriend is fun. A wife is a headache.
[475.4s]SPEAKER_01:Dad. Dad. Why do men need women? Because men are slow and they need someone, they need guidance. Damn. Are we going to my friend's house? I don't know. I don't know anybody over here. My parents, my brother, my dad is working on a house over here.
[501.6s]SPEAKER_00:What is the number one thing a caring does? Snitch. Why do women need men? To have babies. Babies are important. Name the difference. Oh, nothing like that. Not that. All women in the world disappear. All women disappear. What was the first problem that men ran into? Nothing because most men are gay. Damn. Name something that you would pretend to like. Um, their kids. Damn. I think that's the most time I've said damn in one of these interviews. You got some answers in here. I was about to stop by and was like, hey, why you got a tent there? Let me get back with him. He's crazy. He's eccentric. He's eccentric. He's got his own thing going on. Okay. All right. In the back of this here chair, if you would, there's a little piece of paper in there. If you could scan that code right there, that's for our YouTube channel. Okay. And we would love to have you own it. Okay. I don't know which house it is. It's right here with that guy standing right there. Okay. What's up, guy standing right there. That's my brother. Oh, hey, brother. Okay.
[603.5s]SPEAKER_01:Look at this. Funny. I got it. Thank you. You've been a pleasure. Oh my God. Huh? You've been a pleasure. Oh my God. I had so much fun. And I am following you. I'm subscribing to everything. I thank you. Thank you. This is amazing. You'll get a tip. I normally, you know, think it's already overpriced, but you're getting a tip today, sir. Hey, we're in there. We're in there. Oh, can I get the mic, too?
[634.2s]SPEAKER_00:Oh. Oh. Oh, damn. I don't know. Help me. Help me. Thank you. Thank you. It was a pleasure. It was a pleasure with you. Be easy. Look, and then I had, I was already drinking. Oh, Lord. Oh, God. Have a great one.