📚 Barkley Corpus

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⏱️ 20m 40s · 🗣️ Interviewer, Guest · 33 Q&A pairs · 307 speaker turns
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💬 Questions & Answers
#1 · Interviewer ⏱️ 0.0s → Guest ⏱️ 120.4s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ No. Am I ruining your life right now? Why would you ask me that?
💬 This manager is extra extra.
🤔 Absurd & Hypothetical Opinion / Hot Take
#2 · Interviewer ⏱️ 191.1s → Guest ⏱️ 197.6s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ He's ridiculous, right?
💬 Because when they wake up the next day, they're different already.
📚 Books & Reading Opinion / Hot Take
#3 · Interviewer ⏱️ 257.9s → Guest ⏱️ 262.6s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ And that's how we get to 31. And we get now to the podcast concept. So are y'all ready?
💬 Ready.
📚 Books & Reading Opinion / Hot Take
#4 · Interviewer ⏱️ 274.9s → Guest ⏱️ 275.6s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ You see what I'm saying?
💬 Steve Harvey has the best TV. We just watched it the other night. We in the game.
Opinion / Hot Take
#5 · Interviewer ⏱️ 354.6s → Guest ⏱️ 358.5s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Yes. What do you think we're doing right now?
💬 You need to make questions beforehand.
💰 Work & Money Opinion / Hot Take
#6 · Interviewer ⏱️ 361.3s → Guest ⏱️ 364.6s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Are you ready for the questions? Are you ready for the questions?
💬 Of course.
📚 Books & Reading Personal Experience
#7 · Interviewer ⏱️ 366.7s → Guest ⏱️ 371.5s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Do you want to fill out the survey right now or do you want to try and compete against each other?
💬 I want to try and compete.
🤖 AI & Tech Personal Experience
#8 · Interviewer ⏱️ 376.3s → Guest ⏱️ 390.8s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ OK. So one side says streets. Who's going to be the streets?
💬 Daughters. That makes more sense.
💰 Work & Money Opinion / Hot Take
#9 · Interviewer ⏱️ 488.4s → Guest ⏱️ 494.2s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Yeah. All right. Spank, what you got?
💬 They weren't spanked. Yeah, right. They weren't spanked. They don't know. A little shit.
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family & Parenting Opinion / Hot Take
#10 · Interviewer ⏱️ 498.4s → Guest ⏱️ 502.8s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ That's funny. All right. No answers at all?
💬 I wasn't spanked.
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family & Parenting Opinion / Hot Take
#11 · Interviewer ⏱️ 504.0s → Guest ⏱️ 504.4s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ You weren't spanked?
💬 Get my belt. This is my dad's belt.
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family & Parenting Opinion / Hot Take
#12 · Interviewer ⏱️ 505.9s → Guest ⏱️ 507.8s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ You ain't seen nobody get a belt?
💬 My dad's belt. Now these would have called 911.
🤖 AI & Tech👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family & Parenting Opinion / Hot Take
#13 · Interviewer ⏱️ 524.1s → Guest ⏱️ 534.9s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Yeah. Name something that you would never ever want your kids to see on your social media. Squad goes?
💬 Me smoking.
🎮 Hobbies & Interests👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family & Parenting Opinion / Hot Take
#14 · Interviewer ⏱️ 536.4s → Guest ⏱️ 539.1s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Doing drugs. What's the name of it?
💬 Oh, drugs. Naked.
Opinion / Hot Take
#15 · Interviewer ⏱️ 574.5s → Guest ⏱️ 577.8s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Oh, you want to double down your own answer?
💬 No. Not on this round.
Opinion / Hot Take
#16 · Interviewer ⏱️ 579.4s → Guest ⏱️ 590.5s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Okay. But y'all want to double down and try and steal?
💬 Oh. A fair. A hundred percent. Funky. We want to get funky.
🤖 AI & Tech Opinion / Hot Take
#17 · Interviewer ⏱️ 594.0s → Guest ⏱️ 595.5s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ We want to get funky?
💬 An affair. An affair.
🤖 AI & Tech Opinion / Hot Take
#18 · Interviewer ⏱️ 624.8s → Guest ⏱️ 648.5s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Yes. Getting arrested? The streets say?
💬 Oh, hooking up. We got to get off here.
Opinion / Hot Take
#19 · Interviewer ⏱️ 695.8s → Guest ⏱️ 700.1s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ The streets, what you got? Squats. Squats said pregnant, right?
💬 Yeah. Squats said pregnant.
🤖 AI & Tech Opinion / Hot Take
#20 · Interviewer ⏱️ 789.2s → Guest ⏱️ 794.5s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Wow. All right. Which way?
💬 Money.
💰 Work & Money Opinion / Hot Take
#21 · Interviewer ⏱️ 887.5s → Guest ⏱️ 889.3s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ I've been working on that for years. Do you see this?
💬 Yeah. It's a male birth control.
💰 Work & Money Opinion / Hot Take
#22 · Interviewer ⏱️ 900.4s → Guest ⏱️ 907.3s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ I was thinking about doing it. I was like, look, I'm going to go ahead and donate to the sperm bank, you feel me?
💬 Test the waters.
Opinion / Hot Take
#23 · Interviewer ⏱️ 908.0s → Guest ⏱️ 912.0s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Yeah. And you know what?
💬 That's a risky test. It's actually really kind of scary. That's the weird thing.
Opinion / Hot Take
#24 · Interviewer ⏱️ 936.7s → Guest ⏱️ 946.2s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ What you got? We're going to lube?
💬 It's baby oil number one.
Personal Experience
#25 · Interviewer ⏱️ 947.3s → Guest ⏱️ 954.2s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Baby oil is definitely number one. Does anyone want to try and guess the other two?
💬 Streets.
Opinion / Hot Take
#26 · Interviewer ⏱️ 955.0s → Guest ⏱️ 956.8s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ You can double down. You don't answer. What's up?
💬 Oh, yeah. I'm going to answer.
Opinion / Hot Take
#27 · Interviewer ⏱️ 983.1s → Guest ⏱️ 986.3s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Did he?
💬 He did.
Opinion / Hot Take
#28 · Interviewer ⏱️ 986.9s → Guest ⏱️ 995.4s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Number two more specifically is. Young boys?
💬 The whole shebang. So boys and girls.
Opinion / Hot Take
#29 · Interviewer ⏱️ 1023.6s → Guest ⏱️ 1026.1s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ All right. Let's see. What else we got?
💬 You're worth the upgrade. That's for sure.
Opinion / Hot Take
#30 · Interviewer ⏱️ 1037.9s → Guest ⏱️ 1057.0s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ All right. So, oh, let's see. What's another one of the questions?
💬 You got to get on it.
Opinion / Hot Take
#31 · Interviewer ⏱️ 1067.2s → Guest ⏱️ 1072.8s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ You're at a Waffle House and a fight breaks out. Okay. What do you do next?
💬 Streets.
🍑 Atlanta & Local Opinion / Hot Take
#32 · Interviewer ⏱️ 1073.4s → Guest ⏱️ 1074.4s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Streets. Streets. What you got?
💬 Record.
Opinion / Hot Take
#33 · Interviewer ⏱️ 1075.3s → Guest ⏱️ 1080.8s ⏳ Unreviewed
❓ Record. Squad. What's up?
💬 You guys give up. You guys can see. That's it. That's number one.
Opinion / Hot Take
📜 Full Transcript
[0.0s] SPEAKER_00: And we're back. Alright, and we're back. So as in my years of debauchery, I sat at a table, and I will never forget this, we're watching the dark night, we're eating dinner, and it's just a cool, cool environment, and I'm in Gambia at this point, west coast of Africa, and I own a restaurant at this point because why not do that at 26 with some money? So this whole happened, hold up, just so we're, I actually have evidence that tells you how serious I am about what all I did. This is a workout shirt of the logo from my restaurant. Oh, forget the video, Serengeti Beach, off the west coast of the Gambia. So we're wildin', right? And I'm talking to my last manager, he was gonna help me produce my album, we're gonna get back to the nonsense of that, but he looks at me and says, Leslie, you've been wildin' like pretty bad, right? I'm like, yeah, but I mean, it ain't hard to me, I'm 26, man, like fuck, let me live, let me breathe. He says, are you watching the movie we're watching right now? I was like, yeah, watch this scene right here. And it was the scene where Harvey Dent says, well then fine, you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I was like, fuck, and then I end up calling and shit, I was like, hey, she was like, hey Leslie, how are you? I was like, question, be honest with me. Are you happy? Of course I am. What is happening in your life next month? I mean, life will continue, but do you have a plan? No. Am I ruining your life right now? Why would you ask me that? I'm gonna call you later. And I was like, god damn it, I am leading women on, I am really fucked up, this is not okay.
[120.4s] SPEAKER_01: This manager is extra extra.
[122.3s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, he was profound. So after that, I decided, let me try and get married. So I got married, had my first kid about 14 and a half weeks ago, and I've been married for two years. Boy.
[135.4s] SPEAKER_01: What's his name?
[136.5s] SPEAKER_00: His name is Cairo. He is the most adorable little, oh my goodness, I'm still in that mode where he... No, no, always be in that mode. Oh, it's awesome.
[145.9s] SPEAKER_01: I'm still in that mode. These are our little Cairo's. Yeah, right. I don't look at them. We're drinking windows.
[151.6s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, you can never, ladies, I want to tell you something that I didn't understand, but it's so true. You cannot unsee your baby as just being your baby. I still see him, he still looks to me like the day he came out, and he's 14 weeks later.
[166.2s] SPEAKER_01: That is the best.
[167.7s] SPEAKER_00: He's awesome. This is my little guy. Oh my goodness.
[173.0s] SPEAKER_01: Oh my goodness. Look at his little tummy.
[176.2s] SPEAKER_00: He's a ridiculously cute baby.
[178.6s] SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you this, do not blink because pretty soon Cairo's going to look like this. Yeah. He's going to be drinking. Cairo's going to be slimy. Right.
[185.9s] SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
[186.5s] SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh. He's so cute.
[191.1s] SPEAKER_00: He's ridiculous, right? Oh, I do it all the time.
[197.6s] SPEAKER_01: Because when they wake up the next day, they're different already.
[200.8s] SPEAKER_00: Where's his little, there's one picture in particular.
[203.5s] SPEAKER_01: You know, so this is what life is all about though. I know you've traveled the world and did all the things. What you're doing right now, that's really the it. It's the best. And you know what? I pray all my kids get to do that because, yeah.
[219.2s] SPEAKER_00: There's nothing better you're going to do.
[220.4s] SPEAKER_01: You don't know what it is until you do it. Until you're there. That's. Until you're in your place. Until you are changed. Or that everybody doesn't get that opportunity. Oh my goodness. He's the boss. He's so cute. He's a big boy.
[234.9s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, he's a huge baby.
[237.0s] SPEAKER_01: He looks like he's off the chart.
[239.0s] SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah. They're like, yo, your baby is growing ridiculously well right now. We're like, yeah.
[244.3s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he is.
[245.5s] SPEAKER_00: He gets Fred milk.
[246.8s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he is.
[247.7s] SPEAKER_00: And milk. And milk. He's gangster like that. He's so cute. He's ridiculously adorable.
[256.2s] SPEAKER_01: He really is. He's running your show.
[257.9s] SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah. And that's how we get to 31. And we get now to the podcast concept. So are y'all ready?
[262.6s] SPEAKER_01: Ready.
[263.3s] SPEAKER_00: I'm set.
[264.2s] SPEAKER_01: I'm on.
[264.6s] SPEAKER_00: Mic check. Mic check. Mic check. Okay. So awesome. Check this out. So have you guys ever heard of the show Family Feud? Yes. Okay. So I have already.
[274.2s] SPEAKER_01: Are you kidding me?
[274.9s] SPEAKER_00: You see what I'm saying?
[275.6s] SPEAKER_01: Steve Harvey has the best TV. We just watched it the other night. We in the game.
[280.2s] SPEAKER_00: I feel.
[280.6s] SPEAKER_01: She has it on every night. Those are the biggest teas I've ever seen in my entire life. I love him.
[284.6s] SPEAKER_00: He does. I feel like I can do a better show.
[288.0s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. Agreed.
[288.6s] SPEAKER_00: So literally been riding around Atlanta doing the interviews so I could have the survey questions.
[294.5s] SPEAKER_01: Okay.
[295.0s] SPEAKER_00: Go for it. But I have the. It does. Exactly.
[298.2s] SPEAKER_01: I have the. Because I like your answers by the way.
[300.2s] SPEAKER_00: I don't believe in them.
[301.3s] SPEAKER_01: I don't believe them.
[302.1s] SPEAKER_00: I don't believe them.
[302.7s] SPEAKER_01: The other day he had on Jennifer Lopez and they were asking about the best R&B singers ever. And they had people who were like. He was number one. I have a really good idea for your podcast.
[317.0s] SPEAKER_00: If it's not Whitney you're wild.
[318.9s] SPEAKER_01: Whitney was not on there. And they were.
[320.9s] SPEAKER_00: It's not a real list.
[322.1s] SPEAKER_01: Supremes were on there but they kept saying they named people like TLC and they're like that's not R&B. No.
[328.7s] SPEAKER_00: No. That's not a singer. That's a band.
[331.3s] SPEAKER_01: I mean so many of their answers they were like wait that's not R&B. I don't like that. I think all of the answers are very weird. I don't know where they get them from.
[341.5s] SPEAKER_00: We had an idea in the back. We had an idea for the podcast. Hit me with it. What's up?
[352.1s] SPEAKER_01: Oh.
[354.6s] SPEAKER_00: Yes. What do you think we're doing right now?
[358.5s] SPEAKER_01: You need to make questions beforehand.
[361.3s] SPEAKER_00: Are you ready for the questions? Are you ready for the questions?
[364.6s] SPEAKER_01: Of course.
[365.3s] SPEAKER_00: Now wait.
[366.2s] SPEAKER_01: What's your question?
[366.7s] SPEAKER_00: Do you want to fill out the survey right now or do you want to try and compete against each other?
[371.5s] SPEAKER_01: I want to try and compete.
[373.3s] SPEAKER_00: OK. Moms versus daughters.
[375.5s] SPEAKER_01: Yes.
[376.3s] SPEAKER_00: Oh. Love it. OK. All right. Let me make sure we're going to the right place. We're going to the right place. OK. Question. OK. Here's the thing. It's the streets versus the squad. OK. So one side says streets. Who's going to be the streets?
[390.8s] SPEAKER_01: Daughters. That makes more sense.
[392.8s] SPEAKER_00: OK. Daughters are the streets. Mom the squad. All you have to do is say your team name and you get to go first. But everything we do in this ride is funky. I would say sudden death, but you don't want to say sudden death inside of a car. OK. And it sounds bad.
[407.7s] SPEAKER_01: Please God don't say sudden death.
[409.0s] SPEAKER_00: Exactly. Last thing you can say. We're going to say funky. OK. Everything is funky. So here's how it works. Whoever gets closest to the top answer or the top answer will get the point for that question. OK. But the other team always gets the option to steal. I know the top four answers. So if you try to steal, you have to guess all the other answers with no mistakes. But if you steal, if you steal, you get double points. Whatever. I like it. All right. But if you get it wrong, the other team gets double points.
[446.6s] SPEAKER_01: OK.
[447.9s] SPEAKER_00: All right.
[448.4s] SPEAKER_01: So that's why we have people. We say squad.
[450.9s] SPEAKER_00: OK.
[451.0s] SPEAKER_01: We say squad.
[452.1s] SPEAKER_00: You say squad. You get three seconds to answer the question.
[454.5s] SPEAKER_01: OK.
[455.0s] SPEAKER_00: They're fast Mississippi cycles.
[456.9s] SPEAKER_01: How do we know who's going to go first?
[459.1s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're going to say, whoever says squad or streets first.
[462.2s] SPEAKER_01: We say squad. You say street.
[464.0s] SPEAKER_00: Yep.
[464.6s] SPEAKER_01: All right.
[466.6s] SPEAKER_00: Question number one.
[467.9s] SPEAKER_01: Do you not have a...
[469.5s] SPEAKER_00: Nah. I need to get one. I've been told I need to get one. OK. Question number one.
[474.2s] SPEAKER_01: OK.
[474.7s] SPEAKER_00: Name something that a parent would say before whooping their child.
[478.3s] SPEAKER_01: Squad.
[479.4s] SPEAKER_00: All right. Squad, go.
[481.0s] SPEAKER_01: Don't make me do this.
[482.4s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's a good one.
[483.3s] SPEAKER_01: I promise you, I wasn't spanked when I was a kid. This hurts me more than this hurts you.
[488.4s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's good. Oh, that's it. That's the way to go with that? That hurts me more than it hurts you? Yeah. All right. Spank, what you got?
[494.2s] SPEAKER_01: They weren't spanked. Yeah, right. They weren't spanked. They don't know. A little shit.
[498.4s] SPEAKER_00: They shouldn't have been spanked. That's funny. All right. No answers at all?
[502.8s] SPEAKER_01: I wasn't spanked.
[504.0s] SPEAKER_00: You weren't spanked?
[504.4s] SPEAKER_01: Get my belt. This is my dad's belt.
[505.9s] SPEAKER_00: You ain't seen nobody get a belt?
[507.8s] SPEAKER_01: My dad's belt. Now these would have called 911.
[511.4s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, God. All right. So the number one answer is this hurts me more than it hurts you. All right. All right.
[520.8s] SPEAKER_01: Good job. I like that answer.
[522.0s] SPEAKER_00: So that's one point.
[523.2s] SPEAKER_01: I heard it.
[524.1s] SPEAKER_00: That's one point to the squad. Question number two. Yeah. Name something that you would never ever want your kids to see on your social media. Squad goes?
[534.9s] SPEAKER_01: Me smoking.
[536.4s] SPEAKER_00: Doing drugs. What's the name of it? Doing drugs.
[539.1s] SPEAKER_01: Oh, drugs. Naked.
[540.0s] SPEAKER_00: I mean, smoking is drugs.
[541.5s] SPEAKER_01: No, smoking.
[542.0s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, smoking cigarettes.
[543.7s] SPEAKER_01: You're supposed to say drugs. Anything.
[546.0s] SPEAKER_00: Okay.
[546.9s] SPEAKER_01: Drugs. Drugs. Naked.
[548.7s] SPEAKER_00: Naked. Okay. I like these answers.
[550.5s] SPEAKER_01: Okay.
[551.3s] SPEAKER_00: The number three answer is doing any sort of drugs or smoking. Number one answer is any sort of nudity.
[562.4s] SPEAKER_01: I would die. I would die. I would die. I would die. I would die. Dammit. All right. Next time I'm not supposed to say anything.
[567.8s] SPEAKER_00: All right. Now you can always say make it funky and try to guess these last two answers.
[571.6s] SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait. Can we make it funky?
[574.5s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, you want to double down your own answer?
[577.8s] SPEAKER_01: No. Not on this round.
[579.4s] SPEAKER_00: Okay. But y'all want to double down and try and steal?
[582.0s] SPEAKER_01: You know the other. How many?
[584.0s] SPEAKER_00: You got two more in the top answers. Name something that you never want your kid to see on your social media.
[590.5s] SPEAKER_01: Oh. A fair. A hundred percent. Funky. We want to get funky.
[594.0s] SPEAKER_00: We want to get funky? All right.
[595.5s] SPEAKER_01: An affair. An affair.
[596.8s] SPEAKER_00: An affair is number four. Anyone that's not their parent.
[601.3s] SPEAKER_01: Okay.
[601.7s] SPEAKER_00: Got one more left.
[607.0s] SPEAKER_01: Infidelity. Can we steal? Naked. Drugs. Affair.
[610.8s] SPEAKER_00: Yep.
[612.8s] SPEAKER_01: Can we steal?
[614.2s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, no.
[616.0s] SPEAKER_01: Like a crime? Crime. Yes. Getting arrested. Okay. Yes. I like that. Okay. Final answer. Arrested.
[624.8s] SPEAKER_00: Getting arrested? Yes. Getting arrested? The streets say? It is not in the top answer. They get double points so now it's two to one. Number three. Or something I'd never want my kids to see on my social media is anything before I met their parents. Oh, yeah. My youth.
[648.5s] SPEAKER_01: Oh, hooking up. We got to get off here.
[649.4s] SPEAKER_00: Okay.
[649.8s] SPEAKER_01: Got you.
[651.0s] SPEAKER_00: Pretty much everyone always says, hey, just throw my whole 20s away. Yeah. Throw away my entire youth. College. I don't want that to be seen.
[657.0s] SPEAKER_01: I thought about that. My life before that. Thank God there were no. Nothing, nothing, nothing.
[664.5s] SPEAKER_00: And at first I thought it was, I was like, that's not a real answer. It's the fact that so many people were just like, they're like, yeah, just throw away my whole youth. Like another thing of college.
[673.5s] SPEAKER_01: Would have been arrested.
[675.4s] SPEAKER_00: All right.
[675.9s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. Next question.
[676.7s] SPEAKER_00: Next question. Name the top reason that men get married.
[682.5s] SPEAKER_01: Oh, street. Or squad.
[684.6s] SPEAKER_00: Squad.
[684.6s] SPEAKER_01: Got a girl pregnant.
[687.4s] SPEAKER_00: Ooh. Girl got pregnant.
[690.7s] SPEAKER_01: All right.
[691.8s] SPEAKER_00: The streets. What we got?
[693.5s] SPEAKER_01: They're not married. Wait, hold on. What do we got?
[695.8s] SPEAKER_00: The streets, what you got? Squats. Squats said pregnant, right?
[700.1s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah. Squats said pregnant.
[703.2s] SPEAKER_00: Streets. What you got?
[706.3s] SPEAKER_01: Why does a guy get married? He's blackmailed. Blackmailed. Which, why do they call it blackmailed? Status.
[718.8s] SPEAKER_00: Status. Okay.
[720.9s] SPEAKER_01: Okay.
[722.7s] SPEAKER_00: Well, then.
[723.8s] SPEAKER_01: Go ahead. Call her in.
[727.5s] SPEAKER_00: And, and neither one of those answers is in the top four.
[732.4s] SPEAKER_01: Steve Harvey, what is it? Wait, hold on. Do we seal?
[736.5s] SPEAKER_00: Of course. Oh, in the case. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't let that one rule out. Okay. In the case that nobody gets either one of them right. Okay. You both will guess again. Okay. But now it's worth three times the points.
[746.3s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. Okay, so let's think about why this guy's married.
[747.5s] SPEAKER_00: But it's obviously hard.
[750.3s] SPEAKER_01: Oh, right. Because he's gay. Hotly. What? Yeah. Because he's gay. It's like he's got the hoover. He's got the hot one. He's got a hot one. You know you guys are giving away your answers right now. Okay. Say that.
[761.3s] SPEAKER_00: Okay. And you gotta pick it. Everyone's gotta pick an answer.
[762.9s] SPEAKER_01: Are we gonna rule out love? He's got. Are we gonna rule out love? Yeah, no, they're stupid. Okay.
[768.1s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait, wait, wait. This one we're clear here. Just to clarify this. I have not given a specification on who answered this. This has been all ages, all genders. All sexual orientations too.
[782.9s] SPEAKER_01: In the top three. Guys, just top three. Let's say love. Okay. I think we gotta say love. Okay. We say money. We say money.
[789.2s] SPEAKER_00: Wow. All right. Which way? Money. That's what it comes to.
[794.5s] SPEAKER_01: Money.
[794.9s] SPEAKER_00: Finances. It's number three.
[797.1s] SPEAKER_01: Okay.
[798.4s] SPEAKER_00: Love is number two.
[801.8s] SPEAKER_01: Love wins. Love wins.
[804.6s] SPEAKER_00: Love wins.
[805.4s] SPEAKER_01: Number two.
[807.2s] SPEAKER_00: Number one is consistent sex.
[811.8s] SPEAKER_01: Oh.
[812.4s] SPEAKER_00: This is what people. Now I am not making this up. I know. People are saying this. It's blowing my mind. I know.
[818.2s] SPEAKER_01: How did you get answered?
[819.6s] SPEAKER_00: I'm asking people the questions. I'm like, yo. What's the top reason that people get married? And they're like, sex. Okay. I'm like, is that really why you think we get married? That's crazy.
[831.8s] SPEAKER_01: Can we say love? Let's say love.
[833.2s] SPEAKER_00: Yes. No, it's fantastic.
[835.0s] SPEAKER_01: Is it really love? Come on.
[836.5s] SPEAKER_00: But you know what's funny? I'm about to give you another one though.
[838.9s] SPEAKER_01: Okay.
[839.9s] SPEAKER_00: I've only had not three people say because she got pregnant. I've only had three people out of 150 surveys mention anything regarding kids or families.
[851.6s] SPEAKER_01: Oh. Really?
[853.5s] SPEAKER_00: Only three.
[854.4s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. That's very weird. Yeah.
[856.0s] SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
[857.1s] SPEAKER_01: That's interesting. Oh my gosh.
[858.5s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
[858.9s] SPEAKER_01: I would see that someone's like, oh, well she's having a baby. We're going to get married.
[863.4s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's dead. Oh, that's dead. No one said that.
[866.5s] SPEAKER_01: No. That's over. I want her to have my baby.
[869.4s] SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah. Nope. Not.
[870.7s] SPEAKER_01: That part's dead. In college or anything and that sort of thing happens, they end up getting engaged and married. I feel like now not as much as they used to though. I think it used to be more of a thing, but do you know that they're coming out with a male birth control? Yep.
[887.5s] SPEAKER_00: I've been working on that for years. Do you see this?
[889.3s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah. It's a male birth control.
[892.0s] SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
[892.4s] SPEAKER_01: Now, the scary thing is when they go off of it, will their baby have a tail or wings?
[897.6s] SPEAKER_00: Exactly. Exactly.
[898.5s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. I don't know what's going to happen.
[900.4s] SPEAKER_00: I was thinking about doing it. I was like, look, I'm going to go ahead and donate to the sperm bank, you feel me? And I'm going to do it that way. But to be honest with you.
[907.3s] SPEAKER_01: Test the waters.
[908.0s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah. And you know what? It's weird. I'm like, I'm not testing those waters. No.
[912.0s] SPEAKER_01: That's a risky test. It's actually really kind of scary. That's the weird thing.
[915.8s] SPEAKER_00: Exactly. Then I can't have any.
[917.2s] SPEAKER_01: But I do think of the guys that are like, okay, well, if I can't test the girls, then I'm going to do this. But it's still very new.
[922.4s] SPEAKER_00: Which is why you should just stop it. But next question. Name something that Diddy would ask you to bring to the party.
[930.2s] SPEAKER_01: The loo. Uh-uh. The streets. The streets.
[933.2s] SPEAKER_00: Baby oil for the streets. Squad.
[935.4s] SPEAKER_01: Baby oil or women?
[936.7s] SPEAKER_00: What you got? We're going to lube? Yeah. Lube is the fourth top answer. Now, granted, it's only gotten like three answers, but it's still in the top four.
[946.2s] SPEAKER_01: It's baby oil number one.
[947.3s] SPEAKER_00: Baby oil is definitely number one. Does anyone want to try and guess the other two? I will. Okay.
[954.2s] SPEAKER_01: Streets.
[955.0s] SPEAKER_00: Streets. You can double down. You don't answer. What's up?
[956.8s] SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah. I'm going to answer.
[958.5s] SPEAKER_00: Okay.
[960.0s] SPEAKER_01: Women.
[960.9s] SPEAKER_00: Women is number three.
[963.4s] SPEAKER_01: Women bringing more women. What the hell is number two? I'm scared. Drugs, right?
[968.6s] SPEAKER_00: Drugs. Drugs? A little more obvious than you might think.
[971.1s] SPEAKER_01: Celebrities? Oh.
[976.8s] SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean, you bring girls, then you also might want to bring.
[979.8s] SPEAKER_01: Boys? Boys.
[980.8s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
[981.5s] SPEAKER_01: Well, did he listen into the boys?
[983.1s] SPEAKER_00: Did he? Yeah. Number two more specifically.
[986.3s] SPEAKER_01: He did.
[986.9s] SPEAKER_00: Number two more specifically is. Young boys? My boyfriend, my son, my husband, any sort of a, they feel like he wants me to bring someone that's related to this male.
[995.4s] SPEAKER_01: The whole shebang. So boys and girls.
[997.9s] SPEAKER_00: Boys is number two. Girls is number three. Or is drugs.
[1001.6s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. What's one? Baby oil. Baby oil.
[1004.6s] SPEAKER_00: They just want me to just cancel all your rides. Y'all need to stop playing with my money.
[1009.0s] SPEAKER_01: I know. They're canceling on you?
[1011.9s] SPEAKER_00: No. They keep on trying to put me on bad rides and I've just noticed that extra comfort people are just way better to talk to.
[1018.1s] SPEAKER_01: It's fun. That's why I picked extra comfort.
[1020.0s] SPEAKER_00: Extra comfort. Excel. Like it's just better rides.
[1022.8s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
[1023.6s] SPEAKER_00: All right. Let's see. What else we got? Ooh.
[1026.1s] SPEAKER_01: You're worth the upgrade. That's for sure.
[1027.6s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, thank you. Thank you. Please. You're too kind. Of course. Just let me know. I'll grab you guys.
[1033.5s] SPEAKER_01: We'll have a lot more interesting answers after. Oh my gosh. We really will.
[1037.9s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, we might as well do the, we might as well do the rest of the survey at that point. All right. So, oh, let's see. What's another one of the questions? I, something that I forget. I'm sorry. I'm reading them again.
[1047.4s] SPEAKER_01: Steve Harvey is definitely going to ask what did he bring in? Like totally. What? That's going to be a question.
[1054.0s] SPEAKER_00: It's just that I got to put it out before they do. Yeah. All right.
[1057.0s] SPEAKER_01: You got to get on it.
[1057.9s] SPEAKER_00: Ooh. That's what I'm saying.
[1058.6s] SPEAKER_01: You need to start recording a camera.
[1060.1s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm recording it right now. This is what I.
[1062.5s] SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
[1063.8s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, here's one.
[1064.8s] SPEAKER_01: Okay.
[1067.2s] SPEAKER_00: You're at a Waffle House and a fight breaks out. Okay. What do you do next?
[1072.8s] SPEAKER_01: Streets.
[1073.4s] SPEAKER_00: Streets. Streets. What you got?
[1074.4s] SPEAKER_01: Record.
[1075.3s] SPEAKER_00: Record. Squad. What's up?
[1080.8s] SPEAKER_01: You guys give up. You guys can see. That's it. That's number one.
[1085.6s] SPEAKER_00: Number one answer is record.
[1087.5s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah. Yeah. Awesome. I was like call 911. I would leave. I would just leave. I would just leave.
[1093.8s] SPEAKER_00: Leave is number three.
[1094.9s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. I would just leave. Wait, can I like. Wait, let me try. Let me try. Get involved.
[1099.6s] SPEAKER_00: Join in. Okay. Join in.
[1102.0s] SPEAKER_01: Join in.
[1102.7s] SPEAKER_00: Join in did not make the top four, but it is said quite frequently.
[1106.7s] SPEAKER_01: Keep eating?
[1107.7s] SPEAKER_00: Keep eating is number two.
[1109.3s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. Because Waffle House doesn't care. I get it.
[1112.5s] SPEAKER_00: Everyone says like, yo, dinner at a movie.
[1114.0s] SPEAKER_01: Like it's for like drunken Waffle House. Dinner and a movie. Yeah. I mean, if I'm at Waffle House at three in the morning and I see a fight break out, I'm going to keep eating, but I'm also going to record it. Yeah. A thousand percent. I'm going to sit there eating my waffle and I'm going to record it. Yeah. No one would not. I'm going to be surprised when I open that in the morning. Yeah. And see if that's actually what happens. It'd be a little gift. I think it's that I can go. I know. That's tricky. I would have gone. You were very nice. I would have gone.
[1140.4s] SPEAKER_00: I don't like.
[1141.0s] SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to teach a 16 year old how to drive until I tell her I wouldn't go. But she's like, yeah, you would have. I see.
[1148.0s] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
[1148.6s] SPEAKER_01: She tried to do that with yellow lights. Me. Oh, bubbles.
[1152.0s] SPEAKER_00: I don't know where the bubbles come from. That's cool.
[1153.4s] SPEAKER_01: I think.
[1155.1s] SPEAKER_00: Okay.
[1155.9s] SPEAKER_01: Right here.
[1156.6s] SPEAKER_00: Yes.
[1157.0s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. Cool.
[1157.9s] SPEAKER_00: The first spot, right?
[1159.2s] SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
[1159.9s] SPEAKER_00: Ah, yes. Oh, ladies, do me a favor.
[1162.5s] SPEAKER_01: Okay. Go around these cars and I think they'll let you go to the left and then we'll just jump out.
[1167.0s] SPEAKER_00: On the side of your chair in the back, all in the back and then in the front of these here chairs, there's some plastic laminated sheets of paper. If you guys can scan that code, we'll take it to the YouTube.
[1178.5s] SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'll scan it. Yeah, for sure. Scan it. And then we'll.
[1182.0s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, take out my number. That's probably the best way to get me to take you guys.
[1187.7s] SPEAKER_01: Please. Okay. I'll get your number.
[1189.7s] SPEAKER_00: Oh, you are fantastic.
[1191.1s] SPEAKER_01: That was so fun. We do what we can.
[1195.5s] SPEAKER_00: Okay.
[1197.3s] SPEAKER_01: I have the microphone back here. Oh, yeah. I've been having my own podcast back here. I've been saying what I need to say. Okay. What's your number?
[1206.5s] SPEAKER_00: 404-992-1317.
[1212.8s] SPEAKER_01: That was the best ride.
[1214.2s] SPEAKER_00: You're very welcome. Okay. I did not get a call. Oh, yeah. 404-518-4131. Awesome. You're very welcome, ladies.
[1229.0s] SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
[1229.8s] SPEAKER_00: You're welcome. Oh, text me socials. We'll tag you. Yes.